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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 17, 2021 |
#R1#
Batta misses with an uppercut.
Batta throws out a loose jab but Potatohauler uses good head movement to avoid it.
Batta misses with a right hand
and Potatohauler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT#It looks like Schwing Batta has been cut.
A big right from Batta misses.
Batta fails with an attempt to clinch.
Batta misses with a hook. Potatohauler ducked under it nicely.
Potatohauler slips under a jab.
A big left from Batta misses.
A big left from Batta misses.
Potatohauler staying out of range there.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Batta , as that shot connected.
Batta misses with a straight right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Batta tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Potatohauler was well out of range. Poor timing from Batta .
Potatohauler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A quick step to the side and Potatohauler tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.#CL2#
Batta gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Potatohauler blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Potatohauler manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Batta tries to work over Potatohauler's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #T1##BC2#
Batta 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A swing and a miss from Batta .
A slow jab from Batta misses its intended target.
Batta pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Batta throws out a loose jab but Potatohauler uses good head movement to avoid it. #CL#
Potatohauler moves into the clinch successfully.
Batta looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#BC#
Potatohauler's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Potatohauler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Batta throws out the jab. #CL#
Potatohauler has closed the distance and engaged Batta in a clinch.
Batta misses with a hook from the clinch.
Batta misses with a hook from the clinch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Potatohauler working some nice short punches in the clinch.#BC#
Potatohauler breaks the clinch.
Schwing Batta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Batta throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Potatohauler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#T2#
Batta misses with a hook to the body
enabling Potatohauler to counter with a crisp jab. #ROC#Batta is rocked!
Potatohauler cracks Batta 's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Batta slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Potatohauler can do further damage! This one is done, son!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Bob Potatohauler!
Joey Bob Potatohauler decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 06, 2021 |
#R1#
Magnificent lands with a good body shot.
Batta looks winded!
Magnificent digs a good body shot into Batta 's ribs.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A left hand lands to the body for Magnificent.
Batta looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Magnificent throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.#TD#
Magnificent has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Batta uses from the top position.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Magnificent holds on and takes a little breather.
Magnificent continues to stall.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Magnificent looking to hit a scissor sweep but Batta is one step ahead there. #SUB#
Magnificent looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
#T1#
Magnificent bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Batta 's guard. #REVR#
Magnificent with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Batta preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Magnificent is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Magnificent postures up in Batta 's guard and throws a big left but Batta blocks it.
Batta can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Magnificent controls the pace.
Magnificent slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Magnificent landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Batta really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Magnificent. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Magnificent staying calm.
Magnificent looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Batta is avoiding damage well.
#T2#
Magnificent taking a breather here.
Magnificent landing a few strikes.
The referee asks Magnificent politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Magnificent prefers to stall for the moment though.
Magnificent has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Magnificent's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.#SUB#
Magnificent working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Magnificent taking a breather here. #SUB#
Magnificent tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Magnificent has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Magnificent is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Batta will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.#T3#
Magnificent in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Magnificent taking a breather here.
Magnificent tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Magnificent happy to just control the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Magnificent looks up at the clock and then as Batta takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Magnificent smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Magnificent tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Magnificent lands some shots froms side control.
Magnificent throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Batta is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Magnificent remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Batta takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.#T4#
Magnificent taking a breather here.
Batta is trying to get back to his feet.
You can see the frustration on Batta 's face as Magnificent controls the position.
Batta is pushing Magnificent's head away, looking to escape. Magnificent manages to hold on to the position though.
Batta is trying to escape the position but Magnificent is controlling the position.
Magnificent has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Magnificent lands a nice forearm strike.
Magnificent content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Magnificent lands a nice forearm strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Magnificent controlling from side mount.
More hug and hope from Magnificent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ostensibly Magnificent dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2#
Magnificent feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Batta s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Batta keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Magnificent cracks a nice hook into Batta 's ribs.
Magnificent throws a body punch but Batta moves out of range.
Magnificent drops Batta with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Batta ! Magnificent dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ostensibly Magnificent!
A very excited looking Ostensibly Magnificent rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 03, 2021 |
#R1#
Batta cracks Mayweather with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mayweather looks to land a left hand but Batta moved out of range nicely.
Mayweather is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Batta uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mayweather.
Batta definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mayweather missing with a left hand there. Batta was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Batta walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#CUT2#It looks like Schwing Batta has been cut.
Batta connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mayweather. Mayweather circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Mayweather jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mayweather moves forwards but Batta connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Batta clobbers Mayweather with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Mayweather throws a hook but Batta avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Batta scores with a jab. Mayweather acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Batta takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mayweather takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Batta misses with a body shot.
Batta throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Batta connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mayweather. Mayweather circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Mayweather throws a big shot that misses.
Batta scores with a nice head shot.
Batta avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Batta was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Batta ducks under a wild hook from Mayweather.
Batta lands a body shot.
#T1#
Mayweather swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Batta uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mayweather.
Decent striking displayed by Mayweather there.
Batta lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Batta cracks Mayweather with an open hand slap.
Batta connects with a body shot that sends Mayweather's belly button to the back.
Batta with a jab.
Batta displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mayweather throws out the jab.
Mayweather loads up on a big right hand but Batta slips the punch.
Batta thows a left - swing and a miss!
Batta is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mayweather on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A big right from Mayweather misses.
Mayweather uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Batta .
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Batta slips under a jab.
Batta scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mayweather throws a looping overhand right but Batta ducks down to avoid it.
Mayweather feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Batta s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Batta works Mayweather's body with a nice hook.
Schwing Batta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Batta stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Batta drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Mayweather might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.#T2#
Batta thuds a left hand into Mayweather's body.
Batta bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A telegraphed right hand from Mayweather misses the target.
Batta connects with a jab.
Mayweather takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Nice shot lands for Batta .#ROC#Mayweather is rocked!#KD#
Batta feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Mayweather sprawling to the canvas! Mayweather rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Batta finish him?!
Mayweather is still on wobbly legs! Can Batta finish him?
Mayweather thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mayweather throws a hook to the side of Batta 's head but Batta sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Batta is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Mayweather.
Batta lands a nice shot to the body.
Mayweather looks winded!
Batta lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Mayweather head around and knocks him out cold! Batta hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Schwing Batta ! |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 16, 2021 |
#R1##TD2#
Batta tries to sprawl but Three drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Three is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Batta wants to get back to his feet.
Batta wants to stand back up but Three manages to pass into side control.
Three fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Batta is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Batta trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Three lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Batta down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Three scoring with punches and elbows.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Batta is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Batta is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Three is controlling him well.
Three lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. #ROC2#Batta is rocked!
The referee asks Three politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Three prefers to stall for the moment though.
Oh Batta is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Three cracks Batta with a big elbow. Oh, he's hurt! Three immediately mounts and start dropping bombs! Batta is done! The referee jumps in and saves him from any more punishment - a quick and decisive finish by Three!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Test Three! |
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