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Event:
CMMA 20 Toure vs Penn
Date: Aug 01, 2020 |
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The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatass tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pizza swivels and escapes.
McFatass on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pizza. Pizza obviously looking to wear him down.
Pizza moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McFatass doesn't succeed with the takedown#KD#
and Pizza counters with a head kick that drops McFatass to the mat! McFatass scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Pizza! McFatass is out on his feet! Pizza rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - McFatass is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! McFatass is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sausage Pizza!
After the big win, Sausage Pizza made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Concrete Clothing (Laundry Re Stock Coming Soon) and telling the interviewer how much he loves him. |
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: May 16, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pacula keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
McFatass fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Pacula closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. McFatass quickly recovers to half guard.
McFatass taking some punishment here, with Pacula in his half guard.
McFatass tries to roll over but Pacula keeps him under control.
Pacula is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Pacula working over McFatass with some ground and pound. McFatass looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Pacula landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
It looks like Fatty McFatass has been cut.
Pacula landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Pacula not landing any meaningful shots this time.
McFatass blocking the ground and pound attempt from Pacula.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McFatass wants to improve his position but Pacula is controlling well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFatass is working hard here to advance position.
Ground and pound from Pacula.
Fatty McFatass's cut is getting worse.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
McFatass is looking for a sweep. Pacula is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pacula throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McFatass is trying to get back to full guard.
Pacula working the head and body with strikes.
Fatty McFatass's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Pacula drops an elbow to the side of McFatass's head.
Jeez, Fatty McFatass's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Fatty McFatass's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Zbigniew Pacula!
During a confident post fight interview, Zbigniew Pacula thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him. |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 982 Round 4
Date: May 13, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McManus stalks McFatass and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McFatass's face. McFatass staggers backwards, shaken.
It looks like Fatty McFatass has been cut.
McFatass's hands are dropping dangerously low here and McManus connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! McFatass scrambles back to his feet.
McManus goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
McFatass takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McManus wants to clinch.
McFatass with a lazy takedown attempt
and McManus counters with a three punch combo that has McFatass backing up. McFatass nods at McManus to acknowledge the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McManus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
That has opened up Fatty McFatass's cut even more.
Decent striking displayed by McManus there.
McManus gets caught flat footed, as McFatass shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
McManus is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
McFatass postures up in McManus's guard and throws a big left but McManus blocks it.
McFatass throws a big elbow that misses.
McManus has momentary wrist control but McFatass slips an elbow through the middle.
McFatass stands up over McManus, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
McManus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McFatass content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFatass keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of McManus's head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McManus is breathing heavily.
McFatass passes McManus's left leg - he's now in half guard.
McManus blocking the ground and pound attempt from McFatass.
McFatass sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. McManus defending well though.
McFatass has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
McFatass working McManus over with strikes.
Ground and pound from McFatass.
McFatass lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
McFatass lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McFatass lands a nice short elbow.
McFatass seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but McManus does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
McFatass not doing much here.
McFatass is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFatass scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McFatass landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McManus is rocked!
McFatass works his foot free and advances to mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McFatass with the ground and pound from mount.
Oh McManus is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McManus on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if McManus tries to get out of the position.
McFatass loads up with a big shot that hurts McManus! He's pulled McFatass in close but McFatass has postured up and lands more strikes. Can McManus survive? More strikes from McFatass and McManus is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fatty McFatass! |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 982 Round 3
Date: May 12, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatass misses with a takedown attempt
and Hugh counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McFatass thinking.
McFatass changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Hugh tries to avoid it but McFatass manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Hugh to the ground. Hugh escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hugh shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Hugh was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Hugh wants to control but McFatass is keeping him busy.
Hugh tries to stand but McFatass is controlling his head.
Hugh scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at McFatass to see if he's OK.
McFatass is looking for a sweep.
McFatass is working hard here to advance position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hugh tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
McFatass is looking to regain half guard here but Hugh keeps moving and retains side control.
McFatass defending against the ground and pound.
McFatass manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFatass tries to get to full guard but Hugh has control of the leg.
McFatass misses with some strikes from the bottom.
McFatass misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Hugh thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McFatass's head.
Well, if Hugh is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McFatass wants to get back to full guard.
Hugh is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McFatass defends it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McFatass makes his way to full guard. A much better position for McFatass.
McFatass looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McFatass bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Hugh's guard.
McFatass content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
McFatass chips away with some ground and pound.
Hugh is rocked!
McFatass lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Hugh is still in real trouble! Can McFatass finish him?
Hugh looks winded!
McFatass loads up on a big left hand. Hugh felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - McFatass looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Hugh can't hide his disappointment, as McFatass celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fatty McFatass! |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 982 Round 2
Date: May 11, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatass slaps away a takedown attempt from Zuber, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Zuber defends well against a solid takedown attempt from McFatass.
A combination from Zuber does no damage.
McFatass looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
McFatass thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Zuber's head.
Zuber is not content to let McFatass control the position.
McFatass missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Zuber keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Zuber avoiding damage under a succession of punches from McFatass.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFatass throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
McFatass is stalling here. Zuber is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! McFatass seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Zuber has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Zuber should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
McFatass manages to get back to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zuber landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
McFatass has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McFatass is looking to improve his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zuber scoring with strikes to the body and head.
McFatass regains full guard. Nicely done.
McFatass lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
McFatass connects with a couple of short punches.
Zuber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McFatass stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Zuber swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McFatass makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Zuber really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McFatass. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Zuber is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McFatass is controlling him.
McFatass wants to control from the top but Zuber keeps moving.
McFatass won't allow Zuber to get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFatass throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Zuber works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McFatass throwing strikes from guard but Zuber blocks nicely.
McFatass landing with the ground and pound.
McFatass stops Zuber from standing up.
Zuber keeping full guard, as McFatass tries to pass.
McFatass throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Zuber preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Zuber avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McFatass landing with the ground and pound.
McFatass working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFatass loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McFatass with a flurry of punches that miss.
McFatass slips nicely into half guard.
McFatass is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
McFatass unloads with some shots from mount but Zuber bucks and avoids them well.
McFatass throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
McFatass lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
It looks like Darek Zuber has been cut.
McFatass throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
McFatass lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Zuber! McFatass sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Zuber and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Fatty McFatass! |
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Event:
QFC Tournament 982 Round 1
Date: May 10, 2020 |
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFatass closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - McFatass lands in his opponent's guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells McFatass's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
McFatass working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Quigley's head.
McFatass prevents Quigley from getting back to his feet.
McFatass stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Quigley swivels though and keeps the full guard.
McFatass has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McFatass is working hard here to advance position.
McFatass postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Quigley covers up, he's hurt! McFatass keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from McFatass and the ref steps in to end the fight! McFatass can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fatty McFatass! |
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