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Event:
SAFO 42 Frost vs Chaelsson II
Date: Feb 29, 2020 |
#R1#
Cockfags misses with a hook
and Shitlord counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cockfags swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cockfags throws a lazy uppercut
and Shitlord counters with a left to the body.
Cockfags takes a swing at Shitlord's ribcage but misses.
Shitlord blocks a head kick by Cockfags.
#CL2#
Cockfags rushes Shitlord and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cockfags managing to block the knees to the body from Shitlord.
Cockfags's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shitlord misses with a punch on the inside.
Shitlord definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord lands a left hand.
Cockfags fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Shitlord stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cockfags can't find room to land a body shot as Shitlord controls the action.
Shitlord lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockfags misses with some punches.
#T1#
Shitlord lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cockfags backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cockfags swings wildly with an uppercut but Shitlord uses good head movement to avoid it.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Cockfags misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Shitlord throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cockfags trying to control the position but instead, Shitlord has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cockfags into the cage.
Shitlord lands a body shot.
Cockfags stalling in the clinch but Shitlord improves position.
Shitlord throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cockfags lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Shitlord.
Shitlord lands with a short head shot on the inside. #T2#
A short right from Shitlord on the inside.
Shitlord makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Shitlord lands an uppercut.
Shitlord being controlled against the cage.
Cockfags tries to land knees in the clinch but Shitlord avoids the damage to the body.
Shitlord scores with a hook to the body.
Shitlord blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Shitlord lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shitlord blocking some punches.
Shitlord working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shitlord lands a nice uppercut.#ROC#
Cockfags is rocked!
Shitlord has Cockfags pushed against the cage.
Cockfags is still on wobbly legs! Can Shitlord finish him?
Cockfags tries to work over Shitlord's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Shitlord creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shitlord lands an elbow that stopped Cockfags in his tracks for a moment. #CUT#
It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cockfags has a couple of punches blocked by Shitlord.
#T3#
Shitlord lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Shitlord.
Cockfags looks winded!
Shitlord scores with a shoulder strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Shitlord.
Shitlord throws a big uppercut that drops Cockfags! More strikes from Shitlord and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Cockfags lies dazed against the cage as Shitlord celebrates with his cornermen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). William Shitlord!
As William Shitlord got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Bow down to your shitlord. Live in your world of shit '.
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Event:
SAFO 38 Chaelsson vs Frost
Date: Feb 08, 2020 |
#R1##CL#
Cockfags closes the distance and clinches.
A head punch on the inside from Cockfags fails to land.
Cockfags misses with a hook from the clinch.
Cockfags lands a shoulder strike.
Cockfags throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dong blocking some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dong.
Cockfags throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dongs head.
Dong lands a body shot.
Cockfags swings wildly with an uppercut but Dong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockfags's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Dong dodges an elbow strike from Cockfags.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockfags effectively controlling the action here.
A right handed body shot lands from Dong.
Dong lands with a left to the head.
Cockfags swings wildly with an uppercut but Dong uses good head movement to avoid it. #T1#
Cockfags using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dong has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dong blocking some punches.
Cockfags lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dong backwards.
Cockfags lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cockfags avoiding damage.
Cockfags misses with a punch on the inside.
Cockfags tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dong wants to get back to striking at distance but Cockfags won't allow it.
#TD2#
Dong manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Cockfags is fighting to break Dong's control of his arms but Dong is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
Cockfags definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cockfags has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dong is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dong is pulling down on Cockfags's head to control his posture. #T2#
Dong is trying to control the position but Cockfags postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dong pulls Cockfags in close to prevent any damage.
Dong tries to strike from the bottom.
#SUB2#
Cockfags is sitting in close to Dong's body. Dong has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Cockfags is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Cockfags is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Dong.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Franklin Dong!
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Event:
SAFO Canada
Date: Dec 21, 2019 |
#R1#
Cockfags tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Randalman throws a wild body kick that Cockfags sees coming a mile off.#CL#
Cockfags clinches up with Randalman and pushes him back against the cage.
Randalman is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cockfags gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cockfags.
I was talking to Cockfags's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cockfags throws a head punch that misses.
Cockfags misses with the head strike.
Randalman swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockfags uses good head movement to avoid it.
Randalman doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cockfags is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Randalman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cockfags gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Randalman.
Surprise Cockfags has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Randy Randalman.
Cockfags is trying to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockfags misses with the head strike.
Randalman lands with a short head shot on the inside. #CUT2#
It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Cockfags misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cockfags just leaning against Randalman, taking a breather.
Randalman is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Cockfags pulls him back up using the underhooks. #T1#
Randalman is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Randalman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short uppercut from Cockfags.
Cockfags is pressed up against the cage. Randalman has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cockfags down to the mat. Cockfags avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cockfags takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Randalman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cockfags circles away.
Cockfags tries to clinch up.
Cockfags connects with the punch.
Cockfags lands a high kick!
Cockfags throws a head kick that misses #TD2#
and Randalman counters with a nice double leg into side control. Cockfags won't be happy with that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#SUB2#
Randalman in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Cockfags is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Randy Randalman!
After winning the bout, Randy Randalman thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 940 Round 3
Date: Nov 14, 2019 |
#R1##CL#
Tourn pushes Cockfags up against the cage in a clinch.
Tourn lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. #CUT#
It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Good body shot from Tourn.
Tourn lands a body punch.
Tourn lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cockfags backwards.
Cockfags looks winded!
Tourn lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tourn.
Tourn lands a left hand.
Tourn is working Cockfags over against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Tourn.
Tourn lands with a short head shot on the inside. #ROC#
Cockfags is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A short uppercut from Tourn.
Cockfags is still on wobbly legs! Can Tourn finish him?
Tourn pushes Cockfags back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. #BC#
Tourn breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Tourn lands an uppercut, right on the button! Cockfags tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Third Tourn!
A pretty intense looking Third Tourn took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.
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Event:
QFC Tournament 940 Round 2
Date: Nov 13, 2019 |
#R1#
Cockfags throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Walker wants to clinch up but Cockfags keeps it at a distance.
Walker tries to clinch up but Cockfags circles away and keeps his distance.
Cockfags appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Walker avoids the head kick by Cockfags.
Walker wants to counter the offense by Cockfags and move into the clinch position.
Walker wants to clinch.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockfags throws a right and a left that both miss.
Walker tries to counter with a clinch but Cockfags shakes him off and moves away.#T1#
Walker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cockfags avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cockfags lands the left hand.
Cockfags misses the shot to the body.
Walker wants to clinch.#T2#
Walker wants to clinch.
Cockfags throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch but Cockfags swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #T3#
Cockfags swats away the attempt to clinch by Walker.
Walker just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromCockfags.
Cockfags connects with a looping right hand.
Cockfags turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cockfags bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Walker's head backwards.#CUT#
It looks like John Walker has been cut.
Walker tries to clinch but Cockfags is having none of it. #T4#
Cockfags waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Walker.
Cockfags swats away the attempt to clinch by Walker.
Walker tries to clinch up but Cockfags circles away and keeps his distance.
Walker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cockfags.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cockfags smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Surprise Cockfags dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Walker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cockfags swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch but Cockfags swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Walker wants to clinch but Cockfags slips to the side
and Cockfags counters with a nice low kick that buckles Walker's knee momentarily.
Walker tries to close the distance and clinch but Cockfags swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Cockfags swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Walker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cockfags.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#KD#
Cockfags cracks Walker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Cockfags has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Walker to stand back up!#ROC#
Walker is rocked!
Walker closes the distance but Cockfags moves to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.#T1#
Walker tries to clinch up
and Cockfags counters with a big left hand that crumples Walker! He was out before he hit the floor! Brutal knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Surprise Cockfags!
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Event:
QFC Tournament 940 Round 1
Date: Nov 12, 2019 |
#R1#
Walan throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cockfags sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cockfags shoots in but no luck this time.
Walan misses with a straight left.
Walan dodges the punch combination from Cockfags.
Cockfags uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Walan.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Walan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cockfags.
Cockfags staying out of range there.
Walan misses with an uppercut. Cockfags saw that one coming.
Horrible takedown attempt by Cockfags or perhaps it was just good defense by Walan, which made it look bad. #CL2#
Cockfags moves into the clinch.
Walan dodges an elbow strike from Cockfags.
Cockfags trying to control the position but instead, Walan has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cockfags into the cage.
Cockfags misses with an elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockfags is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Still in the clinch, Cockfags scores with a nice short uppercut.
Walan is trying to break the clinch but Cockfags has him pressed against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Cockfags throws an elbow but misses.
Cockfags effectively controlling the action here.#T1##BC#
Walan pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cockfags swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.#TD2#
Cockfags feints and as Walan raises his hands in defense, Cockfags changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Cockfags postures up in Walan's guard and throws a big left but Walan blocks it. #ES#
Walan has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Cockfags off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Walan jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Walan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Walan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cockfags throws a nice inside leg kick. #CL2#
Cockfags gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC#
Walan's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Walan misses.
Walan lands with an uppercut that bounces Cockfags off the cage and back into range.#CUT#
It looks like Surprise Cockfags has been cut.
Walan takes a kick to the side of the head.#CUT2#
It looks like Mart Walan has been cut.
Walan has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.#ROC2#
Walan is rocked!
Cockfags lands with a big right hook that stumbles Walan - he's out on his feet here! Cockfags follows up with another monster hook that separates Walan from consciousness! Walan falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Cockfags stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Surprise Cockfags!
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