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Event:
FARTMMA 42
Date: Jun 14, 2019 |
#R1#
Butt has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Coetzee finds it's way round the side to connect with Butt's head.
Coetzee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Coetzee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Butt.
Butt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Coetzee misses with an uppercut. Butt saw that one coming.
Butt throws a lazy uppercut
and Butt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Coetzee falls off balance throwing a combination
and Butt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Coetzee throws a predictable looking body shot
and Butt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Coetzee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Butt.
Coetzee misses with a right hand
and Butt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coetzee throws a right hand that Butt ducks under and follows up with a left that Butt also avoids with ease.
Coetzee's coach down at Holding Cell was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Coetzee's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Butt throws a hook but Coetzee blocks it.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T1#
Coetzee blocks a jab.
Coetzee takes one to the chin there.
Coetzee misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and Butt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Butt lands a nice shot that snaps Coetzee's head back.
Butt punishes Coetzee's body with a nice straight punch.
Coetzee defending well as Butt loads up on a big left hand.
Coetzee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butt.
Butt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coetzee slips under a jab from Butt.
Coetzee takes one to the chin there.#T2#
Coetzee fails with the takedown
and Butt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Coetzee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Butt.
Coetzee changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Butt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Coetzee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butt cracks a nice hook into Coetzee's ribs.
Coetzee lands with a shot to the body.
Butt throws a sloppy body shot
and Coetzee counters with a nice uppercut.
Butt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Coetzee doesn't seem bothered though.
Butt misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Butt counter with a right hand.
Coetzee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butt.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.#T3#
Coetzee throws an off balance right hand
and Butt counters with a left to the body.
Coetzee shoots in for a takedown but Butt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bubble Butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot by Butt.
Bubble Butt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Butt throws a series of punches but Coetzee avoids them all with ease.
Coetzee lands a nice hook to Butt's body. Butt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Coetzee misses with a wild combination.
Butt connects with a body shot.
Coetzee steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Butt.#T4#
Butt misses with a right hand
enabling Coetzee to counter with a crisp jab.
Coetzee tries to move into range but Butt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Butt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coetzee scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Butt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coetzee was well out of range. Poor timing from Butt.
Coetzee looks to land a combination but Butt avoids it well.
Butt misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee takes a swing at Butt's ribcage but misses.
Butt missing with a left hand there. Coetzee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Butt looks to throw the jab but Coetzee is out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Coetzee misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bubble Butt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Butt takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Coetzee feints the counter takedown.
Butt lands a nice hook to Coetzee's body. Coetzee takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Butt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Coetzee rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Butt counters with a nice body shot.
Butt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Coetzee's head.
Butt takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Butt ducks under a wild hook from Coetzee.
Butt has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt thuds his right hand into Coetzee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Coetzee throws a right hand that misses
and Butt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Butt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
No joy there for Coetzee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
#T1#
Coetzee misses with a combination
and Butt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Butt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Butt feints a jab promting Coetzee to slip. Butt then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Coetzee slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Butt.
Coetzee on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Coetzee on the wrong end of a nice jab.#KD#
Butt cracks Coetzee with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Butt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Coetzee to stand back up!#ROC#
Coetzee is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butt finds Coetzee's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Coetzee flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Butt lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Coetzee will be OK.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Kallie Coetzee was interviewed post fight and said 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Event:
FARTMMA 36
Date: May 18, 2019 |
#R1#
A punch combination from Coetzee misses.
Porabski feinted with a counter takedown.
Piotr Porabski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Porabski misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Porabski looks to land a combination but Coetzee avoids it well.
Porabski misses with a jab, cross combination.
Porabski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Porabski misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee defending well as Porabski loads up on a big left hand.
Porabski drops his hands momentarily and Coetzee takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. #CUT2#
It looks like Piotr Porabski has been cut.
Porabski throws an off balance right hand
and Coetzee counters with a stiff right hand.
Porabski stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Porabski wants it to stay on the feet.
Coetzee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Porabski is fending him off so far but Coetzee persists. Nope, Porabski circles away and we're back to standing.
Porabski misses with an uppercut
and Coetzee counters with a deadly accurate combination that rocks Porabski badly! He tries to strike back but Coetzee puts an end to that with another precision combo that knocks Porabski out cold! Oh man, Porabski will never hear the end of this one!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kallie Coetzee!
After the fight, Kallie Coetzee was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
Piotr Porabski spoke after the fight, saying 'Im sorry that i failed my fans, coaches and family tonight. Ill be back stronger !'.
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Event:
FARTMMA 32
Date: Apr 27, 2019 |
#R1##CL#
Viking forces Coetzee back against the cage and clinches.
Viking lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Coetzee blocks a body shot from Viking.
Viking tries to throw a body punch but Coetzee avoids it by throwing Viking back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Viking.
Viking misses with the head strike.
Coetzee blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Viking pushes Coetzee back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Viking tries to work over Coetzee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Viking blocks an elbow strike.
Viking softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A right handed body shot lands from Viking.
Viking working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Viking makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Viking misses with a punch on the inside.
Viking lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Viking fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Viking lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Viking lands with a right to the head. #T1#
Viking gets through Coetzee's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Coetzee lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Viking backwards.
Viking digs a right hand into Coetzee's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Coetzee's gas tank.
Coetzee looks winded!
A left hand lands to the body for Viking.
Viking misses with a punch to the body.
Viking lands a body shot.
A short left from Viking.
Viking lands a left hand.
A short left from Viking.
Viking lands with a short shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Viking - that landed with a thud.
Still in the clinch, Viking scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Viking is working Coetzee over against the cage.
Viking lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Coetzee backwards.
Viking lands a body punch.
Viking lands a shoulder strike. #ROC#
Coetzee is rocked!#T2#
Viking lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Coetzee is still on wobbly legs! Can Viking finish him?
A head punch on the inside from Viking fails to land.
Viking misses with a short punch on the inside.
Viking throws a head punch that misses.
Coetzee blocks an uppercut.
Viking misses with a short punch on the inside.
Coetzee seems to have recovered his senses.
Viking lands a shot to the body.
Viking dips a shoulder and cracks Coetzee with a mighty uppercut! Coetzee falls back against the cage and Viking unloads with a barrage of strikes! Coetzee is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Viking screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Techno Viking!
After winning the bout, Techno Viking thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Kallie Coetzee was interviewed post fight and said 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Event:
FARTMMA 27
Date: Apr 06, 2019 |
#R1#
A shot to the body from Murhapuro misses
and Coetzee counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Murhapuro lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Coetzee misses with a few strikes there.
Coetzee bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Murhapuro keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice jab there from Murhapuro.
Coetzee misses with an uppercut. Murhapuro saw that one coming.#TD2#
Coetzee throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Murhapuro was covering up waiting for the punch and Coetzee finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB#
Murhapuro had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Coetzee defends it easily.
Murhapuro is trying to hold Coetzee in close to prevent damage but Coetzee has managed to pass into half guard.
#SUB#
Murhapuro looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T1#
Coetzee looking to pass the half guard. Not this time. #SUB#
Murhapuro is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Coetzee pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Murhapuro looking to force a kimura from the bottom here. He's concentrating on that move too much though and Coetzee pushes past his half guard into mount!
Murhapuro is squirming around, avoiding Coetzee's attempts to control the action.
Murhapuro wants to control but Coetzee is having none of it.
Murhapuro is trying desperately to improve position.
Murhapuro is squirming around, avoiding Coetzee's attempts to control the action. #T2#
Murhapuro tries to hold on but Coetzee postures up.
Murhapuro is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Coetzee is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Coetzee throws some wild stikes that Murhapuro manages to avoid easily.
Murhapuro is desperately trying to improve his position but Coetzee has a good base and remains in mount.
Coetzee sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Murhapuro tries to reverse the position but Coetzee maintains control.
Murhapuro tries to lock up and control but Coetzee gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#SUB2#
Coetzee with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
#T3#
Murhapuro bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Coetzee not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
#SUB2#
Coetzee working for a triangle but Murhapuro defends it easily.
Coetzee has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Holding Cell. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Murhapuro will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.#SUB#
Murhapuro drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Coetzee dives on top into guard.#REVB##SUB#
Murhapuro is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Coetzee is aware though and is defending well.#SUB#
Murhapuro is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Coetzee is aware though and is defending well.
Coetzee trying to control the position from guard on top but Murhapuro is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Murhapuro on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Murhapuro tries to get out of the position.#SUB#
Coetzee is sitting in close to Murhapuro's body. Murhapuro has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Coetzee is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Coetzee is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Murhapuro.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Ispa Murhapuro!
In defeat, Kallie Coetzee stepped up to the mic, saying 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Event:
FARTMMA 20
Date: Feb 28, 2019 |
#R1#
Nice straight punches there by Coetzee. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Coetzee.
Coetzee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A countering left hand to the body from Takuma misses.
Coetzee misses with a left hand #KD2#
and Takuma counters with a crisp right hand that drops Coetzee! Takuma lets Coetzee back up to his feet, looking for a finish!#CUT2#
It looks like Kallie Coetzee has been cut.#CL2#
Takuma has Coetzee up against the cage in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC#
Coetzee breaks the clinch.
Takuma slips a jab from Coetzee.
Takuma throws out a counter right but Coetzee avoids it with no problem.
Takuma moves out of range as Coetzee strikes.
Coetzee throws a sloppy body shot
#KD2#
and Takuma counters with a crisp right hand that drops Coetzee! Takuma lets Coetzee back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Takuma lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ryo Takuma!
Ryo Takuma decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
Kallie Coetzee spoke after the fight, saying 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Event:
FARTMMA 15
Date: Jan 26, 2019 |
#R1#
Mac misses with a low kick as Coetzee jumps back.
Coetzee showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mac.
Mac misses with a double jab
and Coetzee counters with a stiff right hand.
Mac looks for the body kick but Coetzee saw that one coming.
Mac misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mac swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Coetzee counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Coetzee misses with a double jab.
Mac doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.#KD#
Coetzee waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Mac. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Mac to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coetzee with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mac wants to stand up but Coetzee is controlling him.
Coetzee definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Mac can't keep his opponent in guard - Coetzee advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Coetzee wants to control but Mac is keeping him busy.
Coetzee passes to side control.
Coetzee is trying to ground and pound but Mac uses the momentary lack of control by Coetzee to regain half guard.
Mac felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T2#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Coetzee is trying to control the action in half guard but Mac is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mac is looking to escape.
Coetzee tries to pass the half guard into mount. Mac knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Coetzee trying to control from half guard but Mac is working away. #REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Coetzee cracks Mac with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.#CUT#
It looks like Big Mac has been cut.#T3#
Mac misses with a double jab.
It looked like Coetzee was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Coetzee fails to land the takedown.
Mac throws a shot to the body.
#TD2#
Mac looking to score a takedown here. Coetzee is defending well but Mac drives through and ends up in Coetzee's guard.
Coetzee working a defensive guard here.
#SUB#
Coetzee looking for a guillotine here but Mac defends easily.
Coetzee looking to control.
#T4#
Mac in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mac would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard. #SUB#
Coetzee has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Mac can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Mac wants to stand but Coetzee is controlling his posture from full guard.
Coetzee controls Mac momentarily but Mac frees himself. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Kallie Coetzee dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big Mac's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Coetzee misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mac works the jab nicely.
Coetzee throws the left hand but Mac avoids the punch easily.
Mac throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Coetzee counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mac walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Coetzee swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Kallie Coetzee!
A less than humble Kallie Coetzee misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
Big Mac was interviewed post fight and said 'My blood sugar started to run low and that is the only reason I lost, they should let a muthafucka to eat a candy bar or some shit during the fight.'.
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Event:
FARTMMA 10
Date: Jan 05, 2019 |
#R1#
Vision swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Coetzee connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT2#
It looks like Ray Vision has been cut.#CL#
Vision forces Coetzee back against the cage and clinches.
A frustrated look appears on Coetzee's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Coetzee tries to break the clinch but Vision is controlling the position.
Vision stalling against the cage.
Vision stalling the fight.
#BC#
Vision breaks the clinch.
Coetzee slips under a jab from Vision.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vision swinging wildly here.
Coetzee tests Vision's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T1##CL#
Vision instigates a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Vision. #TD#
Vision ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Vision no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Coetzee wants to pass the guard but Vision is keeping the position.
Vision keeping moving, preventing Coetzee from controlling successfully.
Vision knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Coetzee on the ground.
Coetzee is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Coetzee looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T2#
Vision tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Vision trying to control the position here.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Coetzee trying to control the position from guard on top but Vision is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Coetzee throws a series of punches but Vision moves out of range. #CL#
Vision closes the distance and pushes Coetzee back into the cage.
Vision with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Coetzee dodges an elbow strike from Vision.
#T3##TD#
Vision has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Coetzee uses from the top position.
Vision manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Coetzee manages to get himself to full guard.
#REVR#
Coetzee is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Vision stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Coetzee swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB#
Vision drops back looking for a leg! Coetzee is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Coetzee manages to kick Vision off! Vision jumps back into Coetzee's guard. #SU#
Vision gets to his feet - Coetzee follows without any prompting. #T4#
Coetzee scores with a jab to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.#CL#
Vision clinches up against the cage.
Vision slows down the pace here.
#BC#
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Vision manages to break the clinch.
Ray Vision seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Coetzee connects with a body shot that sends Vision's belly button to the back.
Vision misses with a kick to the body.
#TD#
Vision gets a double leg takedown into Coetzee's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ray Vision dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ray Vision's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Vision takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Vision tries to land a body kick
and Vision takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #TD#
Coetzee gets caught flat footed, as Vision shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Coetzee wants to get back to his feet but Vision passes into half guard.
#REVB#
Vision is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Coetzee can do to turn this around?#ES2#
Coetzee makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#CL#
Vision has closed the distance and engaged Coetzee in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC#
Vision escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vision takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Coetzee throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Vision looks to clinch
and Vision takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Vision swings widly with a right hand
letting Coetzee counter with a right hand. #T1##CL#
Vision closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Vision prevents Coetzee from breaking the clinch.
Coetzee is trying to break the clinch but Vision is controlling him.#BC#
Vision pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Coetzee scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vision in his tracks.
A head kick misses from Vision.
Vision misses with a low kick as Coetzee jumps back.
Coetzee is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Vision hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kallie Coetzee!
Kallie Coetzee decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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Event:
FARTMMA 7
Date: Dec 18, 2018 |
#R1#
Scanlan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coetzee.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Scanlan.
Coetzee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Coetzee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scanlan was well out of range. Poor timing from Coetzee.
Scanlan jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Scanlan throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
Scanlan throws a poor cross that misses
and Coetzee counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Scanlan! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kallie Coetzee!
In his post fight interview, Kallie Coetzee started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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Event:
Grand Finales
Date: Dec 01, 2018 |
#R1#
Danilo looks to throw a body kick
and Coetzee counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT#
It looks like Ilo Danilo has been cut.
Coetzee swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Coetzee throws a series of punches but Danilo avoids them all with ease.
Danilo is looking to land body kicks.
Coetzee scores with a jab. Danilo acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ilo Danilo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#KD#
Coetzee waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Danilo. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Danilo to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Danilo wants to get back to his feet but Coetzee is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Coetzee slips nicely into half guard.
Coetzee controlling the action here.
Coetzee passes the guard and advances to mount!
Danilo really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Coetzee. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Coetzee won't let Danilo get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now. #T1#
Coetzee looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Coetzee controlling from the full mount.
Danilo trying desperately to get to his feet.
Coetzee raining down shots from the mount!#CUT#
That has opened up Ilo Danilo's cut even more.
Coetzee tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Coetzee definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Coetzee scores with a couple of good head shots there.
#CUT#
The cut above Ilo Danilo's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Coetzee controlling the position easily from mount.
Coetzee lands a heavy elbow. #CUT#
Ilo Danilo's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Ilo Danilo's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kallie Coetzee!
Kallie Coetzee tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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Event:
FARTMMA 3
Date: Nov 10, 2018 |
#R1#
Coetzee throws a body punch but Farts moves out of range.
Farts misses with a straight right.
Coetzee thuds a left hand into Farts's body.
A telegraphed right hand from Coetzee misses the target.
Coetzee moves out of range as Farts strikes.#TD2#
Coetzee fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Farts to the ground. Coetzee is now in Farts's guard.
Farts looking to hit a scissor sweep but Coetzee is one step ahead there. #SUB2#
Coetzee drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Farts dives on top into guard.#REVR#
Farts looking to pass the guard. #SU#
Farts decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Farts ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Coetzee moves away.
Coetzee fails with the takedown.#T1#
Farts paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Farts misses the jab.
Farts slips a jab from Coetzee.
Farts takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Farts throws a body punch but Coetzee moves out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Coetzee as he connects with a hook.
Farts steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Coetzee.
Farts waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Coetzee.
Coetzee looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Farts is fending him off so far but Coetzee persists. Nope, Farts circles away and we're back to standing.
Coetzee moves out of range of the strikes.
Coetzee throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Farts stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Coetzee connects with a body shot.
Coetzee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farts takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Horrible takedown attempt by Coetzee or perhaps it was just good defense by Farts, which made it look bad.
Farts appears to be looking for a big counter.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kallie Coetzee.
Farts lands with a shot to the body. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coetzee swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Farts.
Farts cracks Coetzee with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#CUT#
It looks like Kallie Coetzee has been cut.
Farts throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Farts misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
The crowd cheers as Farts lands an impressive looking overhand right. Coetzee doesn't seem phased though.
Coetzee takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Farts throws a jab when Coetzee was well out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Coetzee ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Farts misses with a right hand
and Coetzee counters with a left to the body.
Coetzee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Farts.
Nice body punch from Coetzee.
Boomerang Farts is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
Farts moves forwards but Coetzee connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've been told by Farts's head coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Coetzee connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Coetzee is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Farts rather than just go for the knockout.
Coetzee lands with a good body shot.
Nice uppercut there from Coetzee.
A telegraphed right hand from Farts misses the target.
Coetzee waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farts.#T3#
Farts swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Coetzee throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Coetzee wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Farts misses with a wild body shot.
Farts throws the left hand but Coetzee avoids the punch easily.
Coetzee uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Coetzee throws out a loose jab but Farts uses good head movement to avoid it.
Farts displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Coetzee.
We've been informed that Coetzee has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Coetzee misses with a body shot.
Coetzee shoots in looking for a takedown but Farts manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Coetzee's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Coetzee throws a jab when Farts was well out of range.
Farts misses the shot to the body.
Farts throws the left hand but Coetzee avoids the punch easily.
Farts misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee cracks a nice hook into Farts's ribs.
Coetzee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
#T4#
Farts works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Farts looks to land a left hand but Coetzee moved out of range nicely.
Farts ducks right into an uppercut from Coetzee.
Coetzee connects with a body shot.
Coetzee scores with a jab to the body.
Farts rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Coetzee counters with a stiff right hand.
Coetzee is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Farts had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Coetzee with a poor takedown
and Farts counters with a straight right hand.
A big left from Coetzee misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Farts, as that shot connected.
Coetzee tries to bum rush Farts with a series of wild strikes but Farts uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A counter left hand to the body from Farts misses its target.
Farts misses with a looping left.
Farts lands a body shot.
Coetzee clobbers Farts with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Farts misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Coetzee.
Coetzee jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Farts throws an overhand right that lands on Coetzee's shoulder, as Coetzee tries to avoid the shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Coetzee as he connects with a hook.
Coetzee throws a body punch but Farts moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Boomerang Farts will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kallie Coetzee's cut.
That's time! Farts's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
A slow jab from Farts misses its intended target.
Coetzee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Farts has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Farts fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Coetzee manages to avoid it.
Farts is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coetzee.
Coetzee lands a nice shot to the body.
Coetzee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Farts.
Coetzee lands a body shot.
Kallie Coetzee seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Coetzee misses with a hook.
Coetzee throws a hook but Farts avoids it easily.
Coetzee throws an off balance right hand
and Farts counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Farts moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Coetzee throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coetzee keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coetzee cracks Farts with a good jab.
The fighters circling - Farts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Coetzee now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Coetzee shoots in but Farts avoids the takedown attempt easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A swing and a miss from Coetzee.
Coetzee moves into range and connects with a jab. #T1#
Coetzee lands a nice shot that snaps Farts's head back.
Coetzee is looking to clinch.
Farts circles away from the clinch attempt.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coetzee lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Coetzee shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Farts as he avoids it easily.
Boomerang Farts has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kallie Coetzee.
Coetzee connects with a looping right hand.
Farts thows a left - swing and a miss!
Coetzee misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee swings widly with a right hand
and Farts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Coetzee tests Farts's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Coetzee misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee slips under a jab.
Farts looks to score with a jab to the body but Coetzee is just out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Coetzee. Those never looked like landing.
The fighters circling - Coetzee throws out the jab but it was never going to land. #T2#
Coetzee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Farts was well out of range. Poor timing from Coetzee.
Coetzee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
Farts throws a combination that misses
letting Coetzee counter with a right hand.
Farts throws a jab but it's blocked by Coetzee.
A decent looking cross lands there for Farts.
Farts works over Coetzee's head and body with a nice combination.
Coetzee swings for the body but Farts moves out of range.
Coetzee jabs Farts to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Coetzee just misses with a punch to the body.
Good exchange - Coetzee coming out on top.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Coetzee.
Coetzee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Farts.
Coetzee misses with a lunging right hand
and Farts counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Coetzee throws a jab but it's blocked by Farts.
Coetzee lands with a nice body punch.
The fighters circling - Farts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Farts lands with a nice combination. Coetzee backs away looking to recover.#T3#
Farts ducks under a wild hook from Coetzee.
Coetzee throws a looping overhand right but Farts ducks down to avoid it.
Farts lands a nice looking body shot.
Coetzee is breathing heavily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Coetzee. Farts does a little dance to reset his feet.
Farts lands a body shot.
Farts throws a good cross that connects.
Coetzee ducks under a wild hook from Farts.
A big left from Farts misses.
Farts flashes Coetzee a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Coetzee's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Coetzee crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Farts punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boomerang Farts!
Boomerang Farts managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Urban Fighter, into his post fight interview.
The defeated Kallie Coetzee had this to say: 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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Event:
Battle of the Behemoths Rd 1
Date: Oct 20, 2018 |
#R1#
Coetzee tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Hangman clinches up with Coetzee and pushes him back against the cage.
Hangman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Hangman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #CUT2#
It looks like Kallie Coetzee has been cut.
Hangman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Coetzee takes an elbow to the temple.
Hangman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Hangman lands a nice elbow.
Hangman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Coetzee's defenses.
Coetzee blocks a body shot from Hangman.
Hangman goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Hangman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Hangman slowing the pace effectively.
Knees in the clinch landing for Hangman.
Coetzee is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hangman lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
Kallie Coetzee's cut is getting worse.
Hangman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #T1#
Hangman tries to work over Coetzee's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hangman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Hangman lands an elbow inside that Coetzee shrugs off.
Nice elbow from Hangman. #CUT2#
Kallie Coetzee's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Hangman stalling against the cage.
Hangman lands a damaging elbow.
Coetzee has had enough of the clinch but Hangman keeps him there for the moment.
Hangman lands an elbow inside that Coetzee shrugs off. #CUT2#
Jeez, Kallie Coetzee's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Hangman lands a damaging elbow.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kallie Coetzee's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sam Hangman!
In defeat, Kallie Coetzee stepped up to the mic, saying 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.
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