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Event: WVT 28: West v Hawthorne     
Date:   Aug 28, 2022
#R1#
Nasmfus tries to clinch up.#CL#
Nasmfus gets a clinch.
Queef wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #CL#
Nasmfus clinches. #BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Queef shoots in for a takedown but Nasmfus shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Nasmfus throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Queef fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nasmfus really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Queef closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nasmfus circles away.
Bsmds Nasmfus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Queef.
Nasmfus wants to clinch but Queef slips to the side#TD2#
and Queef decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Nasmfus's guard.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #ES#
Nasmfus manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nasmfus wants to break free but Queef has control.
Queef tries to break free but Nasmfus pushes him back against the cage.#BC2#
Queef manages to break the clinch.
Queef shoots for a takedown but Nasmfus saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nasmfus connects with a leg kick. #T1#
Nasmfus tries to clinch up but Queef circles away and keeps his distance.
Nasmfus tries to clinch there but Queef circles away.
Queef looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Nasmfus is looking to clinch.
Nasmfus throws a head kick but Queef moves out of range. #CL#
Nasmfus moves into the clinch successfully.
Nasmfus has Queef pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Queef manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch.
Nice sprawl there from Nasmfus as Queef shoots in.
Nasmfus moves in looking to clinch but Queef pushes him off.
Chief Queef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Queef closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nasmfus circles away.
Queef misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#TD2#
Queef shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Nasmfus is trying to defend but Queef finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Queef looks winded!
Queef throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Nasmfus tries to kick Queef off but Queef keeps his base steady and stays in half guard. #T2#
Queef throwing shots but Nasmfus is blocking nicely.
Nasmfus wants to get back to his feet.
Nasmfus taking some punishment here, with Queef in his half guard.
Nasmfus is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Roosters Coop, so we'll see if he gets out of it.
Nasmfus is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Queef scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nasmfus is looking to escape.
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nasmfus defending well though.
Nasmfus is trying to stand back up but Queef is controlling him
Queef working Nasmfus over with strikes.
Queef scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Nice strikes from Queef there. #ROC2#Nasmfus is rocked!
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nasmfus defending well though.
Nasmfus wants to get back to his feet.
Queef landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Oh Nasmfus is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Queef not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Nasmfus seems to have got his legs back now.#T3#
Nasmfus is trying to stand.
Queef has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Queef drops an elbow to the side of Nasmfus's head.
Nasmfus taking some punishment here, with Queef in his half guard.
Queef winds up and cracks Nasmfus with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Nasmfus avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Queef.
Nasmfus wants to get back to his feet.
Queef lands a big elbow - Nasmfus is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Queef!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
During a confident post fight interview, Chief Queef thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WVT 24: Maestre v Doisneau     
Date:   Aug 13, 2022
#R1#
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Queef.
Nice sprawl there from Tamdfjsmf as Queef shoots in.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to clinch but Queef is avoiding it.
Nice sprawl there from Tamdfjsmf as Queef shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chief Queef. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tamdfjsmf scores with a jab to the jaw.
Queef shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Tamdfjsmf defends it nicely.
Tamdfjsmf lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross. #CL2#
Tamdfjsmf moves into the clinch.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to drag Queef to the mat but Queef just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Queef prevents the takedown attempt.
Tamdfjsmf looking for a takedown. #BC#
Queef manages to break the clinch. #TD#
Queef scores with a takedown into Tamdfjsmf's guard.#T1#
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but Tamdfjsmf has wrist control.
Tamdfjsmf is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Queef actively working from the bottom here.
Tamdfjsmf seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Queef does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back. #SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Tamdfjsmf pulls his head out easily.
Queef tries to roll over but Tamdfjsmf keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB#
Queef actively working from the bottom here.
Queef has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T2##SUB#
Queef has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Tamdfjsmf escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Tamdfjsmf!
Tamdfjsmf controlling the position from side mount.
Queef tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Queef manages to work his way to half guard, despite Tamdfjsmf's best efforts.#SUB#
Queef looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Queef actively working from the bottom here.#T3#
Tamdfjsmf has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Queef tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Tamdfjsmf content just to control the position here.
Queef working to try and regain half guard.
Tamdfjsmf controlling the position easily from mount.
Tamdfjsmf prevents Queef from getting the reversal.
Queef is working hard here to advance position.
Tamdfjsmf tries to control but Queef wriggling away. #T4#
Queef tries to reverse the position but Tamdfjsmf maintains control.
Tamdfjsmf scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Queef?
Queef can't escape the position. #SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf has hold of Queef's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Queef manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Queef really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Queef regains half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Tamdfjsmf lands a nice short elbow.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Queef looking for subs from the bottom but Tamdfjsmf mounts him!
Queef tries to reverse the position but Tamdfjsmf maintains control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!#R2##CL2#
Tamdfjsmf rushes Queef and presses him up against the cage.#BC#
Queef breaks the clinch.
Queef darts in looking for a takedown but Tamdfjsmf gets double underhooks and turns Queef into the cage.
Tamdfjsmf tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tamdfjsmf obliges.
Tamdfjsmf drops down looking for an ankle pick but Queef pulls his leg out and moves away.
Tamdfjsmf defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Queef.
Queef takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #TD#
Queef decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Tamdfjsmf is pressing down on Queef's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Tamdfjsmf lands some strikes from the bottom.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control the position but Queef postures up.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Queef postures up.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef postures up and lands a big shot to Tamdfjsmf's brow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Queef postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#SUB2#
Tamdfjsmf escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Queef gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #T1#
Queef trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef lands a couple of digs.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Tamdfjsmf is on top in guard. #REVB#
Tamdfjsmf looking to pass the guard.
Tamdfjsmf has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB#
Queef is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Tamdfjsmf defends well.
Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf has got the better of the ground game so far.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control the position from guard on top but Queef is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #SUB#
Tamdfjsmf avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T2#
Tamdfjsmf is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Tamdfjsmf trying to control but Queef is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Queef is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control from the top but Queef keeps moving.
Tamdfjsmf must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#SUB#
Queef working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Tamdfjsmf doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Tamdfjsmf manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem. #SUB#
Queef working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Tamdfjsmf has passed into half guard! #T3##SUB#
Tamdfjsmf moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Queef.
Queef is looking to reverse the position.
Tamdfjsmf throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Tamdfjsmf working the ground and pound.
Queef is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Tamdfjsmf is looking to take a break and control but Queef is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Queef sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.#T4##SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Queef tries to get to full guard but Tamdfjsmf has control of the leg. #SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Tamdfjsmf pulls his head out easily.
Tamdfjsmf is trying to control. Queef wants to improve his position but can't escape this time. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
Queef avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Tamdfjsmf.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Queef actively working from the bottom here.
Tamdfjsmf seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!#R3#
Queef defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Tamdfjsmf.#TD2#
Tamdfjsmf shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Queef's guard.
Tamdfjsmf wants to control from the top but Queef keeps moving. #SUB#
Queef escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Tamdfjsmf gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance. #SUB#
Queef isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Tamdfjsmf stacks Queef on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Tamdfjsmf!
Tamdfjsmf taking a breather here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef is positioning himself to get back to half guard. #T1#
Tamdfjsmf passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Queef!
Queef is squirming around, avoiding Tamdfjsmf's attempts to control the action.
Tamdfjsmf lands a big elbow.
Tamdfjsmf working Queef over with strikes here.
Tamdfjsmf pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Tamdfjsmf is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Queef is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Queef sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Tamdfjsmf pulls his head out easily.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T2#
Tamdfjsmf landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Queef has a hand on Tamdfjsmf's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Tamdfjsmf takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
Tamdfjsmf working the ground and pound effectively. #ROC2#Queef is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee warns Queef that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Oh Queef is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tamdfjsmf loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Queef scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Tamdfjsmf land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Tamdfjsmf stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Psmfisd Tamdfjsmf!

 

Event: WVT 16: Newton v Motts     
Date:   Jul 13, 2022
#R1#
Jab from Queef.#TD#
Queef closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Queef lands in his opponent's guard.
OMalley controls Queef momentarily but Queef frees himself.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
OMalley not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
OMalley is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but OMalley has wrist control.
OMalley bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Queef's guard. #REVB#
Queef lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
OMalley tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Queef postures up in OMalley's guard and throws a big left but OMalley blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Queef distracts OMalley with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Queef working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
OMalley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queef postures up. #T1#
Queef throws a big elbow that misses.
Queef content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Queef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
OMalley is trying to keep Queef in close.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Queef scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Our spies down at at JAG Battle Gym inform us that OMalley has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Queef landing with the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Queef working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of OMalley's head.
OMalley controls Queef momentarily but Queef frees himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Queef scoring with some ground and pound.
Queef lands a couple of digs.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #T2#
Queef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
OMalley has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
OMalley is trying to control the position but Queef postures up.
OMalley has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
OMalley looking for a sweep. Not yet OMalley, not yet.
Queef throwing strikes from guard but OMalley blocks nicely.
OMalley has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.#SUB2#
OMalley looking for a guillotine here but Queef defends easily.
OMalley looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
OMalley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
Queef is working OMalley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Queef is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #T3#
OMalley trying to keep a closed guard but Queef is proving a slippery customer.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Queef's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
OMalley working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
OMalley wants to sweep but no luck.
Queef is working OMalley over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.#ROC#OMalley is rocked!
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but OMalley has wrist control.
OMalley is still in real trouble! Can Queef finish him?#SUB2#
OMalley is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
OMalley seems to have recovered his senses.
Queef lands a couple of digs.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef works over OMalley with some ground and pound from guard.
Queef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Queef scoring with some ground and pound.
Queef arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! OMalley's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
During a confident post fight interview, Chief Queef thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: WVT 9: Halo v Mogg     
Date:   Jun 12, 2022
#R1#
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Nouveau.
Queef shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Nouveau as he jumps to the side. #TD#
Queef shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Nouveau napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Nouveau defending against the ground and pound.
Nouveau takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Queef misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Queef working away.
Nouveau sneaks back into half guard.
Queef missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Queef seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Nouveau is trying to stand.
Queef prevents Nouveau from improving his position.#SUB2#
Nouveau actively working from the bottom here.
Nouveau blocking the ground and pound attempt from Queef. #T1#
Nouveau holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Queef will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Queef slips a nice elbow through Nouveau's hands, connecting with Nouveau's forehead.
Queef throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Nouveau trying to control but Queef postures up.
Queef throwing shots but Nouveau is blocking nicely.
Queef thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Queef throwing shots but Nouveau is blocking nicely.
Nouveau keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Nouveau blocking the ground and pound attempt from Queef.
Nouveau wants to control but Queef is keeping busy.
Queef thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Queef takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Nouveau defending well though. #T2#
Queef throwing shots but Nouveau is blocking nicely.
Nouveau is looking for a sweep. Queef is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Queef lands a nice short elbow.
Queef slips a nice elbow through Nouveau's hands, connecting with Nouveau's forehead.
Nouveau avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Queef. #ES2#
Nouveau makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Queef stuffs the takedown.
Nouveau swings wildly with a couple of big hooks #TD#
and Queef counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Nouveau!

Nouveau explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there! #ROC#Nouveau is rocked!
Nouveau is still on wobbly legs! Can Queef finish him?
Nouveau fails to land the takedown.
Nouveau seems to have recovered his senses.
Nouveau shoots in but no luck this time.
Chief Queef has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Theodore Nouveau.
Horrible takedown attempt by Nouveau or perhaps it was just good defense by Queef, which made it look bad.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Queef. #T3#
Queef misses with an uppercut. Nouveau saw that one coming.#TD2#
Nouveau feints and as Queef raises his hands in defense, Nouveau changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#SUB#
Queef is looking for a triangle but Nouveau pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Queef has an active guard here but Nouveau has managed to pass into half guard.
Nouveau works his way into full mount!
Nouveau fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Nouveau trying to control but Queef is having none of it.
Queef working to try and regain half guard. #T4#
Nouveau with a couple of short strikes.#SU2#
Nouveau stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
Queef misses with a takedown attempt
and Nouveau cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Queef shoots and misses #TD2#
and Nouveau counters with a takedown into side control.
Queef is breathing heavily.#SUB2#
Nouveau thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Nouveau trying to control the action but Queef is working from the bottom.
Queef is trying to work for a sweep but Nouveau has mounted him!
Queef taking shots to the head.
Queef can't escape the position.
Nouveau is in the full mount, landing strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queef is squirming around, avoiding Nouveau's attempts to control the action.
Nouveau lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Theodore Nouveau dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!#R2#
Nouveau swinging wildly here.
A slow jab from Queef misses its intended target.
Nouveau changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Queef closes this distance looking for a takedown but Nouveau circles away.#TD2#
Nouveau scores with a takedown into Queef's guard.
Nouveau makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB#
Queef is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Nouveau lands a couple of elbows.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nouveau slips nicely into half guard.
Queef wants to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Nouveau works his way into full mount! #T1#
Nouveau prevents Queef from getting the reversal.
Nouveau trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Nouveau might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Queef haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Queef is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Nouveau has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.#SUB2#
Nouveau is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Queef is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Theodore Nouveau!
As Theodore Nouveau got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Im coming for you, girls'.

 

Event: WVT 3: Mogg v Granger     
Date:   May 22, 2022
#R1#
Queef shoots in but no luck this time.
Queef shoots in but Bronson avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Queef doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Bronson counter with a right hand.
Keith Bronson has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Queef.#KD#
Bronson lands a left and a right that send Queef crashing to the mat, dazed. Bronson thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!#CUT#It looks like Chief Queef has been cut.
Queef looks for a takedown but Bronson sprawls well.
Bronson cracks Queef with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Queef falls to his knees and Bronson doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Keith Bronson!

 

Event: OFK 143 - Gomez Vs Jempsa     
Date:   Nov 20, 2021
#R1##TD2#
Queef drives through with a takedown into guard.
Queef lands a couple of digs.
Krnacova tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Queef landing with the ground and pound.
Queef looking to pass the guard.
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Queef chips away with some ground and pound.
Krnacova not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Queef preventing the sweep.
Queef makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Krnacova tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef stopping the sweep attempt from Krnacova.
Queef stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Krnacova swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Queef stands up over Krnacova, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Krnacova looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Krnacova not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Queef keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Krnacova's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krnacova wants to sweep but no luck. #T1#
Queef working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Krnacova's head.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Krnacova working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Krnacova wants to sweep but no luck.
Queef is working Krnacova over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Krnacova is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.
Krnacova looking to control.
Queef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Krnacova has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Krnacova is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Queef chips away with some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Krnacova has his hands on Queef's head, controlling the position.
Krnacova tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T2#
Queef throwing strikes from guard but Krnacova blocks nicely.
Queef landing some decent shots from guard.
Queef content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Queef is in close to Krnacova's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Krnacova pulls Queef in close to his closed guard and prevents Queef from doing any damage or advancing position.
Queef throws a big elbow that misses.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Krnacova manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Queef manages to get himself to full guard. #REVR##SUB2#
Krnacova got a little sloppy there for a moment and Queef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Krnacova has managed to get both his arms back between Queef's legs - danger averted.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Krnacova postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Krnacova keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Queef's head.#SUB2#
Queef has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Krnacova can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Queef is active off his back here, looking for submissions. #T3##SUB2#
Queef is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Krnacova defends well.
Krnacova pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Queef is keeping the position for now.
Krnacova with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB2#
Queef has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Krnacova can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Krnacova landing some decent shots from guard.
Krnacova is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Krnacova distracts Queef with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Krnacova lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#SUB2#
Queef looking for a guillotine here but Krnacova defends easily. #SUB2#
Krnacova avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T4#
Krnacova landing with the ground and pound.
Queef keeping moving, preventing Krnacova from controlling successfully.
Krnacova scoring with punches to the head and body.
Krnacova scoring with some ground and pound.
Queef has momentary wrist control but Krnacova slips an elbow through the middle.
Krnacova scoring with punches to the head and body.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Krnacova with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#SUB2#
Queef had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Krnacova defends it easily.
Krnacova engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Queef keeping moving, preventing Krnacova from controlling successfully.
Krnacova looking to pass the guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Chief Queef dominated that round.
That's time! Krnacova's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.#R2#
Queef fails with the takedown.
Queef gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Krnacova counters with a series of strikes. Queef will be more careful next time no doubt.
Felix Krnacova is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Queef displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Krnacova.
Krnacova wants to clinch.
A nice side step and Queef releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.#TD2#
Queef is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Krnacova's half guard.
Queef scoring with strikes to the body and head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef prevents Krnacova from improving his position.
Queef throwing shots but Krnacova is blocking nicely.
Krnacova has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Krnacova defending well though.
Krnacova gets back to full guard.
Krnacova managing to control the position. #T1#
Krnacova is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVR#
Queef has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Krnacova scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Krnacova prevents Queef from improving his position.
Krnacova stalling.
Krnacova wants to take a breather but Queef is having none of it. #SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Krnacova keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#SUB2#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Krnacova pulls his head out easily. #SUB2#
Queef looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.#SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#T2#
Queef taking some punishment here, with Krnacova in his half guard.
Krnacova landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Krnacova scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Krnacova working the head and body with strikes.
Nice strikes from Krnacova there. #ROC#Queef is rocked!
Ground and pound from Krnacova.
Queef is still in real trouble! Can Krnacova finish him?
Krnacova is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Queef is hurt! He's hurt bad - Krnacova fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Queef from any more punishment! Congratulations to Krnacova! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Felix Krnacova!
A very excited looking Felix Krnacova made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: OFK 122 - Krnacova Vs Wanker     
Date:   Sep 05, 2021
#R1#
A jab lands there for Gomez.
Queef uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gomez.#TD2#
Queef fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Gomez sprawls well initially but Queef persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Gomez has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Queef is working away from the top position though.
Gomez has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB#
Gomez looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queef seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Queef working the head and body with strikes.
Nice strikes from Queef there. #SUB#
Gomez looking for submissions off his back.
Gomez is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Queef scores with a couple of nice shots.#ROC2#Gomez is rocked!
Queef scores with a big shot! Gomez's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Gomez! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
Chief Queef decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: OFK 114 - Knox Vs line     
Date:   Aug 11, 2021
#R1#
Queef shoots in for a double leg but Sight sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Sight keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Queef is defended easily by Sight.
Sight lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though. #CL2#
Queef moves into range and clinches up with Sight.#BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Queef tries to score a power double leg takedown but Sight sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Queef somewhat.
Paul Sight has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Queef.
Sight misses with an attempted mid kick.
Queef moves out of range as Sight strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sight keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've been told by Sight's head coaches at Kaptajnernes Træningscenter that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Sight lands a jab to the head.
Queef looks up at the clock. Bad move! Sight lands a right hand from hell, dropping Queef. Sight pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paul Sight!
An out of breath and clearly excited Paul Sight thanked Altitude Clothing for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).

 

Event: OFK 109 - Foley Vs Walker     
Date:   Jul 24, 2021
#R1#
Nice sprawl there from Billings as Queef shoots in.
Queef with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Billings to score with a decent uppercut.
Billings throws a body punch but Queef moves out of range.
Queef shoots in but Billings avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Billings throws out a token jab with nothing on it.#TD2#
Queef shoots in and gets a takedown into Billings's guard.
Queef keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Billings's head.#SUB#
Billings looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Billings avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Queef is working Billings over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Queef's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Queef distracts Billings with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Queef postures up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Queef's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#SUB#
Billings escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Queef gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Queef is working Billings over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #ROC2#Billings is rocked!#T1#
Queef arches his back and unloads with a massive left and a right! Billings's eyes roll back into his head, he's out cold! The ref dives in to stop the fight - wow, they were hard shots!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
Our winner, Chief Queef, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Donte Billings was interviewed post fight and said 'I'd like to thank Chief Queef for taking the fight, but do want to point out that he is a giant pussy as his name suggests and I'd win this fight 9 times out of 10. '.

 

Event: OFK 100 - Sector Vs Tripp     
Date:   Jun 23, 2021
#R1##TD2#
Queef closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Dock did well to prevent Queef getting side control.
Nice strikes from Queef there. #SUB#
Dock is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Queef pulls his head out easily.
Queef working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Queef connects with a nice short shot to Dock's temple. #SUB#
Dock looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Queef winds up and cracks Dock with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Dock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dock is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dock on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Queef lands with a punch from half guard. #ROC2#Dock is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Queef lands a big elbow - Dock is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Queef!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
After winning the bout, Chief Queef thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: OFK 93 - Tiramanti Vs Pinochet     
Date:   May 29, 2021
#R1#
Kelly lands with an uppercut that bounces Queef off the cage and back into range.
Queef connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kelly momentarily. #CUT2#It looks like Pat Kelly has been cut.
Queef fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kelly lands a nice shot that snaps Queef's head back.
Queef tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kelly defends well and Queef ends up having to push Kelly into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Queef has a takedown stuffed.
Pat Kelly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Queef.#TD#
Kelly manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Queef on his heels. He'll look to pass Queef's guard now, I'm sure.
Kelly trying to control the position from guard on top but Queef is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kelly working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Queef's head.#SUB2#
Queef is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Queef keeping moving, preventing Kelly from controlling successfully.
Kelly is looking to work some ground and pound but Queef has wrist control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#SUB2#
Kelly avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #T1##SUB2#
Queef looking for subs off his back but Kelly has passed one foot through into half guard. #SUB2#
Queef looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Queef is refusing to be controlled, as Kelly sits in half guard. #SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
Kelly is looking to take a break and control but Queef is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Kelly wants to work for an arm triangle but Queef is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt. #T2#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Kelly throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Kelly is taking a breather. Queef says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.#SUB2#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kelly pulls his head out easily.
Kelly is looking to take a break and control but Queef is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Queef tries to get to full guard but Kelly has control of the leg.
Kelly stalling.
Queef is not content to let Kelly control the position.
Queef slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.#SUB2#
Kelly got a little sloppy there for a moment and Queef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kelly has managed to get both his arms back between Queef's legs - danger averted.
Kelly stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Queef swivels though and keeps the full guard. #T3#
Kelly forces his way into half guard.
Queef tries to roll over but Kelly keeps him under control.
Kelly wants to pass the guard but Queef is defending well. #SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.#SUB2#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Kelly pulls his head out easily.
Kelly missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Queef is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Kelly's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Kelly's back!
Queef lands a punch to the side of the head from the back.
Kelly is taking damage to the body and head.
Queef lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go. #T4#
Kelly is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Kelly covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head. #ROC2#Kelly is rocked!
Kelly is in bad spot here.
Oh Kelly is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Queef lands a shot to the body. #CUT2#Pat Kelly's cut is getting worse.
Kelly takes a huge shot to the dome and he's out cold! Big knockout! Queef celebrates with his corner and points to his sponsors on a baseball cap.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
A very excited looking Chief Queef made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: OFK 86 - Moreno Vs Horn     
Date:   May 05, 2021
#R1#
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Queef is defended easily by Tennessen.
Tennessen lands a nice shot to the body.
Queef fails with the takedown
and Tennessen counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Tennessen throws a body punch but Queef moves out of range. #TD#
Queef shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.#SUB2#
Tennessen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Queef pulls his head out easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tennessen is controlling Queef's trapped leg to prevent Queef from advancing to side control.
Queef is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Tennessen is trying to get back to full guard.
Tennessen trying to hold on to Queef's head to control him but Queef postures up. #T1#
Queef throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Queef drops an elbow to the side of Tennessen's head.
Tennessen is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queef not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tennessen is looking for a sweep. Queef is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Queef working the head and body with strikes.
Queef scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Tennessen defending well though.
Queef missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Tennessen missing with punches from the bottom.
Queef missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Tennessen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Tennessen.
Tennessen working a defensive guard here.
Tennessen wants to sweep but no luck.
Queef throws a big elbow that misses.
Tennessen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef. #T2##SUB2#
Tennessen looking for a guillotine here but Queef defends easily.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Tennessen controls Queef momentarily but Queef frees himself.
Queef postures up in Tennessen's guard and throws a big left but Tennessen blocks it.
Queef lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Tennessen is trying to keep Queef in close.
Queef postures up in Tennessen's guard and throws a big left but Tennessen blocks it.
Tennessen working a defensive guard here.
Queef has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Tennessen wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment.
Tennessen pulls Queef in close to his closed guard and prevents Queef from doing any damage or advancing position.
Queef makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#T3##SUB2#
Tennessen is looking for a triangle but Queef pushes his legs off easily.
Queef makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Tennessen looking for a sweep. Not yet Tennessen, not yet.
Queef scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Tennessen looking to control.
Queef throwing strikes from guard but Tennessen blocks nicely.
Queef works over Tennessen with some ground and pound from guard.
Queef postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Queef gets to his feet and stands over Tennessen, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Tennessen felt that one! Queef unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Tennessen from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
Chief Queef thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: OFK 81 - Sector Vs Horn     
Date:   Apr 17, 2021
#R1#
An inside leg kick lands from Bye. #TD#
Queef decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Queef working over Bye with some ground and pound. Bye looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Queef thows a huge punch but Bye dodges it nicely.
Bye tries to kick Queef off but Queef keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Queef is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Queef throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Queef thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Queef thows a huge punch but Bye dodges it nicely.
Queef is nestled in close to Bye, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Queef thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Queef missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bye keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bye blocking the ground and pound attempt from Queef.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Queef thows a huge punch but Bye dodges it nicely.
Queef thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bye's head.
Queef throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. #T1#
Bye blocking the ground and pound attempt from Queef.
Queef not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Queef thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Bye controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Queef thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Bye's head.
Queef missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Queef missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Bye taking some punishment here, with Queef in his half guard.
Queef sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Bye defending well though.
Bye has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Queef is working away from the top position though.
Queef scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Bye regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Queef. #T2#
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.
Bye avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bye utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Queef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bye wants to get back to his feet but Queef is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Bye managing to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Queef throws a big elbow that misses.
Queef throwing strikes but missing.
Bye working a defensive guard here.
Bye is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T3#
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bye is trying to control the position but Queef postures up.
Queef throws an elbow that misses. Bye uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Queef's guard. Nice move by Bye!#REVB##SUB#
Queef is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB#
Bye got a little sloppy there for a moment and Queef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bye has managed to get both his arms back between Queef's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Queef looking for a guillotine here but Bye defends easily. #SUB#
Queef looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Bye has picked Queef up and slammed him! Queef can't keep hold of the triangle and Bye manages to pass to side control!#T4#
Queef is trying to get back to half guard.
Queef gets back to half guard.
Queef is looking to improve his position.
Bye takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bye pulls his head out easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Chief Queef dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.#R2#
Queef defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bye.
Bye leaves Queef with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Queef tries to clinch up but Bye circles away and keeps his distance.
Queef is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bye can do to turn this around?#TD#
Bye gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Bye wants to sweep but no luck.
Queef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bye works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Queef throwing strikes but missing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bye preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but Bye has wrist control.
Bye not looking particularly offensive just at the moment. #T1#
Queef postures up in Bye's guard and throws a big left but Bye blocks it.
Queef with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Bye avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Queef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Queef's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Queef postures up and lands a big shot to Bye's brow.
Bye is breathing heavily.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bye looking to control.
Queef trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef landing some decent shots from guard.
Bye utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #T2#
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but Bye has wrist control.
Queef postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Queef trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Queef throws an elbow that misses. Bye uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Queef's guard. Nice move by Bye!#REVB#
Queef keeping moving, preventing Bye from controlling successfully. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Bye passes into half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bye pulls his head out easily. #T3##SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bye pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bye pulls his head out easily. #SU2#
Bye decides to stand and escape the position.
Queef fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Queef is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bye sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #TD#
Queef changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Bye looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Bye sneaks out the side door and pushes Queef away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.#T4##CL2#
Bye clinches up with Queef and pushes him back against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC2#
Bye's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bye works the jab nicely.
Chief Queef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bye lands a nice shot to the body.
Queef gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bye connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chief Queef. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A thudding body kick lands there by Bye! #TD#
Bye gets caught napping as Queef dives in and scores a takedown. Bye manages to retain guard.

Bye has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Queef is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Queef keeps control of Bye as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Queef looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC#
Queef manages to break the clinch.
Queef takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Cameron Bye will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!#R3#
Queef shoots for a takedown but Bye saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#TD#
Queef shoots in and bounces Bye off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Bye pushes Queef off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Queef looks for a takedown but Bye sprawls well.
Bye looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Queef misses with a takedown attempt
and Bye counters with a nice uppercut.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chief Queef. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A cross from Bye lands.
Queef fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Queef rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bye moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cameron Bye seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Queef shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bye pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Queef back to the cage. Bye follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#T1#
Both fighters circling a little - Bye finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Bye has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Queef is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Queef takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Queef shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Bye counters with a low kick, right behind Queef 's knee.
Bye throws a one two combo.
Bye throws a nice inside leg kick.
Queef tries for a takedown but Bye sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Bye throws a counter combo.
Bye looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bye lands with a slapping head kick.
Queef shoots and misses
and Bye connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bye scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Queef shoots in for a double leg but Bye sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bye connects with a high kick. #T2##TD#
Bye gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Queef trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bye avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Bye utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Queef postures up in Bye's guard and throws a big left but Bye blocks it.
Queef postures up in Bye's guard and throws a big left but Bye blocks it.
Bye working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
Queef throws an elbow that misses. Bye uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Queef's guard. Nice move by Bye!#REVB##SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Bye passes into side control. #T3#
Bye is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Queef's shoulder. That is not cool.
Queef is looking for a sweep.
Bye controlling the position.
Queef gets back to half guard.
Queef tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Bye has advanced to mount. Uh oh. #T4#
Queef is looking to improve his position but Bye isn't that keen on the idea.
Queef manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Bye is trying to control the action in half guard but Queef is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. #SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Bye pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.#SUB#
Queef has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Bye escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Bye!

And that's the end of the fight!
Cameron Bye comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bye has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cameron Bye!

 

Event: SMASH: Arteta vs Camara     
Date:   Mar 27, 2021
#R1#
De Souza shoots in looking for a takedown. Queef tries to sprawl out of it but De Souza keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Queef manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing. #TD#
De Souza gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
De Souza is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Queef makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Queef's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Queef throws a big elbow that misses.
Queef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as De Souza works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Queef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
De Souza utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but De Souza has wrist control.#SUB2#
De Souza is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. #SUB2#
De Souza is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Queef defends well.#T1#
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Queef stopping the sweep attempt from De Souza.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Queef working some strikes from top position.
De Souza wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment.
Queef working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Queef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as De Souza works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Queef throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Queef throwing strikes from guard but De Souza blocks nicely.
De Souza has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
De Souza working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Queef scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
De Souza has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.#T2#
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. #SUB2#
De Souza escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Queef gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
De Souza wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Queef throws a big right hand that misses. #SUB2#
De Souza has his foot on Queef's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Queef works his way back into a safe position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Queef landing some decent shots from guard.
Queef postures up in De Souza's guard and throws a big left but De Souza blocks it.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
This has been an exciting period of action!#SUB2#
Queef got a little sloppy there for a moment and De Souza has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Queef has managed to get both his arms back between De Souza's legs - danger averted.
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.#SUB2#
De Souza looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
De Souza utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
De Souza is trying to control the position from the bottom. #T3#
Queef postures up in De Souza's guard and throws a big left but De Souza blocks it.
De Souza has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
De Souza looking to hit a scissor sweep but Queef is one step ahead there.
Queef is working De Souza over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Queef landing with the ground and pound.
Queef throwing strikes but missing.
Queef preventing the sweep.
Queef postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Queef scoring with some ground and pound.
De Souza looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Queef lands a couple of elbows.
Queef stands up over De Souza, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #SUB2#
De Souza is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
De Souza looks winded!
Queef lands a couple of decent looking shots.#T4#
Queef postures up in De Souza's guard and throws a big left but De Souza blocks it.
Queef working some strikes from top position.
De Souza looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Queef postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Queef postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Queef distracts De Souza with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Queef loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
De Souza manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Queef manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB##SUB#
Queef looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but De Souza is defending well. Queef quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! De Souza has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Queef celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chief Queef!
A victorious Chief Queef thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: SMASH: Tohurt vs Steelers     
Date:   Feb 20, 2021
#R1#
Spratt's jab looks to have found its range, popping Queef under the eye.
Queef doesn't succeed with the takedown#CL2#
and Spratt holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Spratt scores with a shot to the side of Queef's head.
Queef can't break the clinch. #BC#
Queef escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Queef throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Spratt tests Queef's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spratt throws an overhand right that drops Queef like a sack of potatoes! Spratt dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jack Spratt!
Jack Spratt took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, Voodoo Nutrition for their support in the buildup to the fight.

 

Event: SMASH: Dionisy vs Gustafsson     
Date:   Jan 30, 2021
#R1##CL2#
Cocaine rushes Queef and presses him up against the cage.#BC#
Queef breaks from the clinch.
Cocaine is looking to clinch but Queef is avoiding it. #CL2#
Cocaine fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Queef, pushing him back against the cage.
Queef is trying to break free.
Cocaine creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Queef's defenses. #CUT2#It looks like Chief Queef has been cut.
Cocaine wants to stall.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Queef.
Cocaine lands a damaging elbow. #BC#
Queef escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cocaine is looking to clinch.
Cocaine moves in looking to clinch but Queef pushes him off.
Queef rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cocaine moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cocaine slaps away a takedown attempt from Queef, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Cocaine tries to close the distance and clinch up but Queef swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Queef shoots in but no luck this time.
Queef circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cocaine misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Chief Queef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cocaine tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Queef manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cocaine throws a one two combo. #T1#
Cocaine tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL2#
Queef tries to keep at a distance but Cocaine has taken the fight into the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Cocaine keeps control of Queef as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Queef is trying to push Cocaine away but Cocaine has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Cocaine lands a hook that snaps the head of Queef backwards. #BC#
Queef breaks the clinch.
Cocaine tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Queef manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Queef shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Cocaine pinned against the cage. Cocaine gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Chief Queef. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Queef shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#CL2#
Cocaine clinches. #BC#
Queef breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Queef tries for a takedown but Cocaine sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.#CL2#
Cocaine gets a clinch.
Our sources have told us that Queef has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Queef is trying to force a seperation but Cocaine has the dominant position.#BC2#
Cocaine escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cocaine stuffs the takedown.
Queef fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#T2#
Queef avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cocaine tries to clinch but Queef is having none of it.
Cocaine misses with a head kick.
Queef will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Queef throws a series of punches but Cocaine avoids them all with ease.
Queef is breathing heavily.#TD#
Queef shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Cocaine is trying to defend but Queef finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#ES2#
Cocaine pushes Queef off and gets back to his feet.#CL2#
Cocaine has Queef up against the cage in a clinch.
Cocaine makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Cocaine tries to work over Queef's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. #BC#
Queef breaks the clinch.
Queef tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cocaine defends well and Queef ends up having to push Cocaine into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A short uppercut from Cocaine.
Cocaine lands with a right to the head. #BC2#
Cocaine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cocaine doesn't manage to clinch there - Queef circles away. #TD2#
Cocaine shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.#T3#
Cocaine wants to get back to his feet.
Queef tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Cocaine has advanced to mount. Uh oh. #SU2#
Cocaine get's back to his feet.
Cocaine tries to clinch up.
Queef connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. #CUT#It looks like Johnny Cocaine has been cut.#CL2#
Cocaine closes the distance and pushes Queef back into the cage.#BC2#
Cocaine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#T4##TD#
Queef drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.

Cocaine bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Queef misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cocaine tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Queef manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Cocaine feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Queefs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!#ROC2#Queef is rocked!
Queef leaves his chin hanging out and Cocaine seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Queef crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Johnny Cocaine!
Johnny Cocaine spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: SMASH: Reem vs Niska     
Date:   Dec 26, 2020
#R1##TD#
Queef shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Buckeye's guard.
Queef keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Buckeye's head.
Queef stopping the sweep attempt from Buckeye.#SUB2#
Buckeye looking for a guillotine here but Queef defends easily.
Queef lands a couple of digs.
Queef throwing strikes from guard but Buckeye blocks nicely.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but Buckeye has wrist control.
Queef with a flurry of punches that miss.
Queef lands a couple of elbows.#SUB2#
Buckeye had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Queef defends it easily.
Queef throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Buckeye works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Buckeye seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now. #SUB2#
Buckeye has his foot on Queef's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Queef works his way back into a safe position though.
Queef working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Buckeye's head.#CUT#It looks like Jab Buckeye has been cut.#T1#
Queef postures up in Buckeye's guard and throws a big left but Buckeye blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Queef accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.
Our spies down at at 3Band MMA inform us that Buckeye has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?#SUB2#
Buckeye working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Queef doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Queef manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but Buckeye has wrist control.
Buckeye working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Queef.
Queef is looking to work some ground and pound but Buckeye has wrist control.
Buckeye has momentary wrist control but Queef slips an elbow through the middle.
Queef in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Queef throwing strikes but missing. #SUB2#
Buckeye working for a triangle but Queef defends it easily. #SUB2#
Buckeye had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Queef defends it easily.
Queef landing with the ground and pound. #CUT#That has opened up Jab Buckeye's cut even more.#T2##SUB2#
Buckeye looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Queef working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage. #SUB2#
Queef avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #SUB2#
Queef got a little sloppy there for a moment and Buckeye has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Queef has managed to get both his arms back between Buckeye's legs - danger averted.
Buckeye working a defensive guard here.
Queef working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound. #CUT#The cut above Jab Buckeye's eye is starting to cause him problems now.#SUB2#
Buckeye has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Queef can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Buckeye is looking for a triangle but Queef pushes his legs off easily.
Queef throwing strikes from guard but Buckeye blocks nicely. #T3#
Queef is in close to Buckeye's body, working some short punches and elbows.#CUT#Jab Buckeye's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jab Buckeye's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chief Queef!
An out of breath Chief Queef thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: SMASH: Kraag vs Rawse     
Date:   Nov 28, 2020
#R1#
Rakic tries to clinch up.
Rakic wants to clinch.
Rakic ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Queef's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Queef duly obliges. #CUT#It looks like Marko Rakic has been cut.#TD2#
Rakic closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Queef to the mat! Queef manages to get full guard. #SUB#
Queef is looking for a triangle but Rakic pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Queef is looking for a triangle but Rakic pushes his legs off easily.
Rakic loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Rakic throwing strikes from guard but Queef blocks nicely.
Rakic throws a big elbow that misses. #SUB#
Queef has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Rakic can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB#
Queef is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Rakic defends well.
Rakic content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots. #T1##SUB#
Queef has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Rakic can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rakic stands up over Queef, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head. #SUB#
Queef isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Rakic stacks Queef on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Rakic!
Queef is working to avoid the ground and pound but Rakic connects with a decent elbow.
Queef is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Rakic off and has taken his back!
Rakic rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Queef working Rakic over with strikes.
Queef not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Queef not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Queef thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Rakic's head.
Rakic trying to hold on to Queef's head to control him but Queef postures up.
Rakic regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Queef. #T2#
Queef with a flurry of punches that miss.
Rakic managing to control the position.
Rakic utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Queef throws a big right hand that misses.
Queef postures up.
Rakic is pulling down on Queef's head. It's preventing any offense from Queef, at least for the moment.
Queef missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Queef scoring with punches to the head and body.
Queef trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Rakic not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Rakic bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Queef's guard. #REVB##SUB#
Queef is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Rakic is aware though and is defending well.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Rakic's corner. There ya go! There ya go! #SUB#
Rakic avoids a guillotine attempt easily. #T3##SUB#
Rakic avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Queef looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Rakic has picked Queef up and slammed him! Queef can't keep hold of the triangle and Rakic manages to pass to side control!
Rakic grinds an elbow into Queef's temple.
Rakic working the body and head with strikes.
Queef is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Rakic's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.#SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Rakic pulls his head out easily.
Rakic looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Rakic seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
Rakic working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that. #ROC2#Queef is rocked!
Rakic lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Queef quite badly. Queef pulls Rakic in close trying to recover. Rakic postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Queef on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Queef doesn't seem to be complaining too much.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marko Rakic!
During a confident post fight interview, Marko Rakic thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: SMASH: Lacplesis vs McDonnell     
Date:   Nov 07, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queef rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Solis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Solis tries for a takedown but Queef sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
A jab from Queef misses.
Solis attempts a counter takedown but Queef avoids it well and moves away.
Queef fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Solis.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Queef.
Solis shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Queef but Queef pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Queef fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Solis checks it well.
Queef lands with a thumping leg kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Solis is defended easily by Queef.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Marco Solis. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Queef pushes Solis up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #CL2#
Queef clinches with his opponent.
Solis is looking to take this one to the mat.
Solis wants a takedown but no success here.
Queef prevents the takedown attempt. #BC2#
Queef breaks from the clinch. #T1#
Solis shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Queef sprawls well. Queef wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Solis gets slowly back to his feet.#TD#
Solis scores with a takedown into Queef's guard.#SUB#
Solis drops back looking for a leg! Queef is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Queef manages to kick Solis off! Solis jumps back into Queef's guard. #SUB2#
Queef is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Solis defends well.#SUB2#
Queef had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Solis defends it easily.#SUB2#
Solis is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Queef has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Solis is looking to defend but Queef has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Solis! Queef pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Solis taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Chief Queef!
A relieved looking Chief Queef thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Marco Solis spoke after the fight, saying 'All i got to say is lucky...'.

 

Event: SMASH: Mazziotti vs Festation     
Date:   Oct 10, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL2#
Queef instigates a clinch.
Queef keeps control of Breedon as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Breedon throws a right and a left that Queef avoids nicely.
Queef throws an off balance right hand
and Queef takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Breedon slips a jab and a cross from Queef.
Breedon looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#CL2#
Queef moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Queef breaks from the clinch.
Queef throws a series of punches but Breedon avoids them all with ease. #CL2#
Queef takes the fight into the clinch. #BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nice sprawl there from Breedon as Queef shoots in.
A slow jab from Queef misses its intended target.
Queef displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Queef dives in for a single leg takedown but Breedon sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Breedon takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Queef takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Breedon connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Queef! He's out on his feet! Breedon rushes in and drops Queef with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Tom Breedon!

 

Event: RRFC 55: Shabazz vs Korsemann     
Date:   Sep 12, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queef throws a low kick, looking for Molloway's leg but Molloway calmly moves out of range.
Molloway looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.#CL2#
Queef drives through and clinches with Molloway against the cage.
Queef managing to block the knees to the body from Molloway.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Queef has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Queef is trying to push Molloway away but Molloway has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch. #TD2#
Queef darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Queef throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Queef looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Molloway with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Queef lands with a punch from half guard.
Molloway tries to roll over but Queef keeps him under control.
Queef scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Queef working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Queef working over Molloway with some ground and pound. Molloway looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Molloway trying to hold on to Queef's head to control him but Queef postures up.
Queef seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T1#
Molloway is positioning himself well to prevent Queef advancing to mount.
Queef lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Molloway! More strikes land and this one is all over! Queef jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
Chief Queef decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.

 

Event: RRFC 52: O'Neil vs Brooks     
Date:   Aug 22, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lban showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Queef.
Queef takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Queef throws a lazy uppercut
and Lban counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Queef walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Queef. That's going to slow Lban down.
A big left from Queef misses.
Lban keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Lban misses with a body shot.
Queef with a lazy takedown attempt
and Queef takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Queef swings widly with a right hand
and Lban cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Queef throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lban went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Queef closes the distance and clinches up with Lban, looking for a takedown. Queef pushes Lban against the cage but Lban circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Garaile Lban has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chief Queef.
Queef scores with the left hand. Lban knows he should have avoided that one.
Queef rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lban moves out of range and avoids them all easily.#T1#
Lban lands a big right hand and follows it up with an uppercut. Oh and another big punch and a knee - Queef can't take much more of this! Another big shot to the jaw from Lban and Queef drops to the floor. Beaten and bloodied - he had enough there. A vicious beatdown by Lban.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Garaile Lban!
Garaile Lban seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: RRFC 47: O'Neil vs Ford II     
Date:   Jul 18, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenjiro uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Queef.
Kenjiro moves forwards but Queef connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A swing and a miss from Kenjiro.
Kenjiro throws a head kick that misses.
No joy there for Queef, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Queef walks into a jab.
Kenjiro throws a low kick, looking for Queef's leg but Queef calmly moves out of range.
Queef bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Kenjiro's head backwards.#KD2#
Queef throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Kenjiro tumbling to the canvas!#ROC2#Kenjiro is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SU2#
Queef stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Queef misses with a two punch combination.
Queef checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kenjiro checks the leg kick.
Kenjiro lands with a slapping head kick. #CUT#It looks like Chief Queef has been cut.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Queef has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Queef misses with a double jab.
Kenjiro tries to clinch up.
Queef moves out of range of the body kick from Kenjiro.
Kenjiro throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.#CL#
Kenjiro gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kenjiro tries to land knees in the clinch but Queef avoids the damage to the body. #T1#
Queef wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kenjiro tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Queef avoids it.
Queef is trying to break the clinch but Kenjiro has him pressed against the cage.
Queef wants to break free but Kenjiro has control.
Queef blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Kenjiro throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Queef blocks it with crossed arms.
Kenjiro throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kenjiro misses with the head strike.
Queef has had enough of the clinch but Kenjiro keeps him there for the moment.
Kenjiro misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kenjiro tries to throw a body punch but Queef avoids it by throwing Kenjiro back against the cage. #BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch. #KD2#
Queef cracks Kenjiro with an uppercut from hell and Kenjiro crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Queef's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#SU2#
Queef stands up from guard. Let's bang! #CL2#
Queef has closed the distance and engaged Kenjiro in a clinch. #BC2#
Queef breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kenjiro. Queef shrugs it off though.
Kenjiro walks into a straight right hand from Queef.
Nice body kick there by Kenjiro.
Queef keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot. #T2#
Queef bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Queef on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kenjiro takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kenjiro avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kenjiro thinks about countering with a head kick.
Kenjiro throws a wild body kick that Queef sees coming a mile off.
Queef tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Queef scores with a punch to the head.
Queef has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Kenjiro bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Queef's head backwards.
Kenjiro tries a head kick but it misses.
Good standup being displayed there by Queef as he connects with a hook.
Oh Kenjiro is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#CL#
Queef gets tackled into the cage by Kenjiro. Kenjiro maintains the clinch.
Kenjiro has Queef pressed against the cage, preventing Queef from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kenjiro seems to have got his legs back now.#BC2#
Queef escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Queef lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kenjiro looks to score with a jab to the body but Queef is just out of range.
A little jabbing left from Queef on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kenjiro chopping away at his opponent's legs. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kenjiro tries to land knees in the clinch but Queef avoids the damage to the body. #T3#
Kenjiro has Queef pressed against the cage, preventing Queef from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Knees to the body from Kenjiro.
Queef is trying to break the clinch but Kenjiro is controlling him.
Kenjiro lands a nice elbow.
Queef has had enough of the clinch but Kenjiro keeps him there for the moment.
A frustrated look appears on Queef's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC2#
Queef pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Queef circles away from the clinch attempt.
Queef throws a series of punches but Kenjiro moves out of range.
Queef on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Queef moves into range and connects with a jab.
Queef is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Kenjiro had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Queef on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Queef takes a head kick and keeps coming. #ROC#Queef is rocked!
A slow jab from Queef misses its intended target.
Kenjiro is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Queef.
Queef is still on wobbly legs! Can Kenjiro finish him?
Kenjiro throws a quick head kick that knocks Queef silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Kenjiro is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Araki Kenjiro!
During a confident post fight interview, Araki Kenjiro thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

 

Event: RRFC Fight Night 37     
Date:   Jun 28, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Queef throws a quick inside leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Queef.
Vidal defending well as Queef loads up on a big left hand.
Queef slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#CUT2#It looks like Jorge Vidal has been cut.
Queef ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Vidal on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Queef. Queef obviously looking to wear him down.
You can follow us on Twitter at...Ooooooh Vidal got wobbled bad by a big combination! Queef presses forward with punches and knees until Vidal stumbles to the ground! The ref watches Vidal closely before deciding to step in and end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chief Queef!
A relieved looking Chief Queef thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: RRFC Challengers 39     
Date:   Jun 03, 2020
#R1#
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!#CL#
Queef takes the fight into the clinch.
Queef blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Queef misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Palmer blocking some punches.
Palmer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Palmer blocks a punch to the side of the head. #TD2#
Palmer has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Queef is trying to keep an underhook but Palmer manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Palmer looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Queef keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Queef is looking to improve his position. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
Palmer tries to pass to full mount but Queef defends it. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ground and pound from Palmer. #T1#
Palmer looks to score some points with some ground and pound.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from an awkward position here.#SUB#
Queef is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Palmer pulls his head out easily. #SUB#
Queef looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Queef is pressing down on Palmer's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening. #SUB#
Palmer got a little sloppy there for a moment and Queef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Palmer has managed to get both his arms back between Queef's legs - danger averted.#SUB#
Queef looking for a guillotine here but Palmer defends easily. #SUB#
Queef escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Palmer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Palmer is working Queef over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes. #T2#
Palmer cracks Queef with a solid left hand.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Palmer with a nice head shot there.
Palmer lands a couple of digs.
Palmer keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Queef's head.
Palmer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Palmer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Palmer postures up in Queef's guard and throws a big left but Queef blocks it. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar. #SUB#
Queef working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Palmer doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Palmer manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Palmer lands a couple of digs.
Palmer landing with the ground and pound. #SUB#
Queef has his foot on Palmer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Palmer works his way back into a safe position though.#SUB#
Queef looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Palmer makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#T3#
Palmer distracts Queef with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.#SUB#
Queef is looking for a triangle but Palmer pushes his legs off easily. #SUB#
Queef looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Palmer working some strikes from top position.
Palmer lands a couple of elbows.
Palmer is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Palmer throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. #SUB#
Queef has his foot on Palmer's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Palmer works his way back into a safe position though.
Palmer is in close to Queef's body, working some short punches and elbows.#ROC2#Queef is rocked!
Palmer postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Queef covers up, he's hurt! Palmer keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Palmer and the ref steps in to end the fight! Palmer can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Denzel Palmer!
A victorious Denzel Palmer thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: RRFC Fight Night 32     
Date:   May 10, 2020
#R1#
Milicic looks to land a left hand but Queef moved out of range nicely.
Milicic throws a combination that misses #TD2#
and Queef counters with a shoot takedown into half guard. #SUB2#
Queef is looking for a kimura here. #SUB2#
Queef seems to be working for a kimura but Milicic defends the submission attempt.
Queef tries to pass the half guard into mount. Milicic knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef uses his free foot to push down on Milicic's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Milicic.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Milicic is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Milicic has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.#SUB2#
Queef looking to secure an arm triangle but Milicic defends it well. #SUB2#
Queef has isolated one of Milicic's arms. Milicic looking to fight him off but Queef twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chief Queef!
Chief Queef decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
In defeat, Darko Milicic stepped up to the mic, saying 'It is what it is, I want to apologize to my fans for this performance, I'll keep working and come back better than ever!'.

 

Event: RRFC Fight Night 29     
Date:   Apr 18, 2020
#R1#
Burrows looks to score with a jab to the body but Queef is just out of range.
Burrows fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Queef avoids it really well and circles away.
Queef drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Burrows defends it well.#TD#
Burrows changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Queef looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Queef is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Queef is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Burrows's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
We've been hearing that Burrows has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef moves into full guard.
Burrows is looking to work some ground and pound but Queef has wrist control.#T1#
Queef manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Burrows manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Burrows keeping full guard, as Queef tries to pass.
Burrows looking for a sweep. Not yet Burrows, not yet.
Queef postures up.
Queef wants to pass the guard but Burrows is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Burrows wants to sweep but no luck.
Queef prevents Burrows from getting back to his feet.
Burrows not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Burrows keeping full guard, as Queef tries to pass.
Queef is still trying to improve position.
Queef prevents Burrows from getting back to his feet.
Queef stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Burrows swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Queef advances position into side control!#T2##SUB2#
Queef looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Burrows tries to bench press Queef off him but Queef keeps the position.
Burrows prevents Queef from improving position. #SUB2#
Queef is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Burrows has escaped the position, nice work there.
Burrows might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Burrows regains half guard.
Burrows is looking to improve his position.
Burrows is trying to stand up here but Queef is controlling him well.
Burrows tries to get to full guard but Queef has control of the leg.
Queef is pressing down on Burrows's thigh, looking to free his foot. Burrows is holding on for now. #T3#
Queef passes to side control.
Queef tries to move to mount but Burrows blocks the move with his legs. #SUB2#
Queef tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Queef has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB2#
Queef wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Burrows, who protects the arm well.
Burrows misses with an elbow from the bottom.#T4#
Burrows is looking to regain half guard here but Queef keeps moving and retains side control.
Burrows is working hard here to advance position.
Burrows struggling a bit here.
Burrows manages to get back to half guard.
Queef is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #SUB2#
Queef is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Burrows is surviving well by controlling Queef's body position as best he can. #SUB2#
Queef working for a guillotine from mount but Burrows is in no mood to give up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Queef working for a guillotine from mount but Burrows is in no mood to give up. #SUB2#
Queef is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Burrows is surviving well by controlling Queef's body position as best he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chief Queef dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Burrows fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Burrows fails with a takedown attempt.
And Queef tries to counter it with a takedown but Burrows pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Nice sprawl there from Queef as Burrows shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clive Burrows. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Burrows misses with a kick to the body.
Queef avoids the head kick by Burrows.
Queef drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Burrows defends it well.
Burrows shoots in for a takedown but Queef shows good takedown defense.
Queef steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Burrows.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Burrows misses the jab.
Queef is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Queef has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Burrows. Queef does a little dance to reset his feet.
Queef feints the counter takedown.
A nice inside leg kick there by Burrows. That's going to slow Queef down.
Burrows throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Queef drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Burrows defends it well.#T1#
Burrows swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Queef is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Burrows misses with a right hand #TD2#
and Queef counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Burrows is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Queef trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Burrows not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Queef wants to pass the guard but Burrows is keeping the position.
Burrows trying to control the position.
Burrows is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Queef is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Queef wants to pass the guard but Burrows is keeping the position.
Queef is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.#T2#
Queef won't allow Burrows to sweep him here. #SUB2#
Queef is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Burrows is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Burrows has escaped and now he's on top! #REVR#
Queef lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Burrows not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Queef stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Burrows swivels though and keeps the full guard. #SUB2#
Queef drops back looking for a leg! Burrows is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Burrows manages to kick Queef off! Queef jumps back into Burrows's guard. #T3#
Burrows lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Burrows preventing the sweep.
Burrows with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Burrows throws an elbow that misses. Queef uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Burrows's guard. Nice move by Queef!#REVB#
Queef pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Burrows is keeping the position for now. #SUB#
Burrows had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Queef defends it easily.
Queef pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Burrows is keeping the position for now.
Burrows wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment. #T4#
Queef forces his way into half guard.
Queef is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Burrows! #SUB2#
Queef working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet. #SUB2#
Queef is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Burrows is surviving well by controlling Queef's body position as best he can.
Burrows is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Burrows keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Queef working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Burrows tries to hold on but Queef postures up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chief Queef showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Burrows shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Queef napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Check out the look on Burrows's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Queef manages to work his way to half guard, despite Burrows's best efforts.
The fighters are battling for position here. Queef manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Burrows is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Burrows won't allow Queef to sweep him here.
Burrows postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Chief Queef has got the better of the ground game so far.
Burrows pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Queef is keeping the position for now. #SUB2#
Queef is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Burrows defends well.
Our spies down at at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym inform us that Queef has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Queef looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Queef is on top in guard. #REVB##T1#
Burrows wants to sweep here but Queef controlling him for the moment.
Queef works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Queef tries to pass to full mount but Burrows defends it. #SUB2#
Queef is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game. #SUB2#
Queef is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T2#
Burrows tries to roll over but Queef keeps him under control.
Queef is pressing down on Burrows's thigh, looking to free his foot. Burrows is holding on for now. #SUB2#
Queef is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Burrows is just riding it out for now. Queef eventually gives up the hold.
Burrows is pressing down on Queef's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Burrows tries to land a sweep but no joy. #T3#
Queef is pushing down on Burrows's leg trying to pass to half guard. Burrows is fighting to maintain full guard but Queef has managed to sneak the leg through.
Queef wants to pass the guard but Burrows is defending well. #SUB2#
Queef is working for a submission of some sort.
Burrows wants to get back to his feet.
Queef frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Burrows tries to hold on but Queef pushes him away. #SUB2#
Queef is working for a guillotine from mount but Burrows frees his head quite easily. #SUB2#
Queef looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead. #T4##SUB2#
Queef jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Burrows manages to avoid the submission attempt.
You can see the frustration on Burrows's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Queef tries to advance to mount but can't.
Queef has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Burrows!
Burrows really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Burrows is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Clive Burrows has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Queef blocks Burrows's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chief Queef comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Queef winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 27:30
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chief Queef!

An out of breath Chief Queef thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: RRFC 32: Bennett vs Haggar II     
Date:   Mar 21, 2020
#R1#
Some wild striking there from Silva.
Queef is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Silva cracks Queef with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Silva misses with a body shot.
Queef feints the counter takedown.
Silva throws a lazy right hand but Queef sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Queef drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Silva defends it well.
Queef uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Silva.
Queef is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Silva scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Silva misses with a right hand #TD2#
and Queef decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Silva's guard.
Queef is standing up over Silva. Silva looks to escape but Queef dives into side control. #REVR#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Silva stops Queef from passing to mount.
Silva tries to escape but Queef is in control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1##SUB2#
Queef is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Silva knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Queef tries to advance to mount but can't.
Silva manages to get back to half guard.
Queef is looking to advance position but Silva won't allow it.
Silva trying to control but Queef postures up.
Queef wants to pass to mount but Silva is defending the position. #T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.#SUB2#
Queef is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Queef frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount. #SUB2#
Queef is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Silva to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Silva shrugs it off.
Silva is desperately trying to improve his position but Queef has a good base and remains in mount.
Silva has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#SUB2#
Silva defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Queef. #SUB2#
Queef swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Silva is now in Queef's guard. A big mistake from Queef there, giving up the dominant position! #SUB2#
Queef working for a triangle but Silva defends it easily. #T3##SUB2#
Queef working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Silva has passed into half guard!
Queef wants to get back to full guard.
Silva sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Silva continues to stall.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.#SUB2#
Queef looking for submissions off his back.
Queef has found himself in a tricky position here. He's been working his transitions in training so let's see if he can work his way out of it.
Queef has hold of Silva's hands but Silva slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Queef makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Queef.
Silva wants to stand but Queef is controlling his posture from full guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#SUB2#
Queef has his foot on Silva's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Silva works his way back into a safe position though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Manuel Silva will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Queef walks into a straight right hand from Silva.
Queef circles away from the clinch attempt#TD2#
and Queef decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Silva's guard.
Silva wants to get back to his feet but Queef is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Queef trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Silva working a defensive guard here.
Chief Queef has got the better of the ground game so far.
Queef won't allow Silva to get back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef looking to pass the guard.
Queef pushes down on Silva's leg and manages to get into half guard.#T1#
Silva is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Queef stops Silva from getting back to his feet.
Queef passes to side control. #SUB2#
Queef is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Silva is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now. #SUB2#
Queef swings around for an armbar but Silva sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Queef's guard.
Silva looking to control the position here, rather than advance. #SUB2#
Queef has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Silva is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Queef.#T2#
Queef tries to improve position but can't.
Queef is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Silva is controlling the pace.
Queef wants to get back to full guard but Silva has mounted him!
Silva wants to control the pace but Queef is squirming around nicely.
Queef tries to get back to half guard but can't. #T3#
Silva looking to control but Queef is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Silva controlling from the full mount.
Queef working to try and regain half guard.
Silva looking to control but Queef is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Silva controlling from the full mount.
Queef is working to get back to half guard. #T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Queef is squirming around, avoiding Silva's attempts to control the action.
Queef keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Queef regains half guard.
Silva tries to stand and escape but Queef is controlling the position.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Queef wants to get back to full guard.
Silva seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Queef does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Queef tries to get to full guard but Silva has control of the leg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Manuel Silva will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Silva uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Queef has time to react.
Good exchange - Silva coming out on top.
Silva lands the left hand.
Silva scores with the left hand. Queef knows he should have avoided that one.
A jab from Silva misses.
Silva misses with a series of wild punches.
Queef on the wrong end of a nice hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef avoids the head kick by Silva.
Chief Queef is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Silva throws a right and a left that Queef avoids nicely.
And Queef tries to counter it with a takedown but Silva pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body.#T1#
Silva throws a hook but Queef blocks it.
Queef has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Silva.
Silva scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Silva tests Queef's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Silva is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Queef.
Queef feints the counter takedown.
Silva lands with a right hand.
Silva is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Queef can do to turn this around?
A jab from Silva finds it's way through Queef's defenses.
Silva connects with a jab.
Silva throws out a loose jab but Queef uses good head movement to avoid it.
Queef changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Silva throws a hook but Queef avoids it easily.
Jab, jab by Silva - just one landing. #T2#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Queef slips under a jab from Silva.
Queef is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Queef on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Silva takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Manuel Silva seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silva is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Queef.
Manuel Silva is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice defenses there by Queef.
Some wild striking there from Silva.
Silva works the jab nicely.
Silva goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Silva lands a really nice looking cross but Queef seems unphased.
Silva connects with the punch.#T3#
Queef slips a straight right by Silva.
Silva throws a head kick that misses.
Queef changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
A big right from Silva misses.
Silva is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A left and a right from Silva both land. Nice combination.
Silva misses with a right hand #TD2#
and Queef counters with a shoot takedown. Silva fights it but they end up in guard.
Silva trying to keep a closed guard but Queef is proving a slippery customer.
Queef passes into half guard.
Queef looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Silva pushes Queef off but Queef dives into side control.
Manuel Silva is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T4##SUB2#
Queef is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Silva knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #SUB2#
Queef working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #SUB2#
Queef swings around for an armbar but Silva sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Queef's guard.
Chief Queef has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Silva looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Manuel Silva showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Silva, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Manuel Silva!

A victorious Manuel Silva thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: RRFC 29: Shabazz vs Kholin     
Date:   Feb 22, 2020
#R1#
Queef displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shelby throws out the jab.
Shelby scores with a jab. Queef acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Shelby throws a head kick that misses.
And Queef tries to counter it with a takedown but Shelby pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Shelby misses with a looping left.
Shelby takes a swing at Queef's ribcage but misses.
Shelby falls off balance throwing a combination #TD2#
and Queef counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Queef preventing the sweep.
Queef wants to pass the guard but Shelby is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef pushing down on Shelby 's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are battling for position here. Shelby manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Queef slips nicely into half guard.
Queef is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Shelby !
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
Shelby keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard. #SUB2#
Queef has isolated one of Shelby 's arms. Shelby looking to fight him off but Queef twists into an armbar. It's tight... Will he tap?? YES, he's tapped! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chief Queef!
Chief Queef seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 30, 2020
#R1#
Queef tries to clinch but Batts is having none of it.
Batts throws out a loose jab but Queef uses good head movement to avoid it.
Batts throws a looping overhand right but Queef ducks down to avoid it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Batts connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Queef tries to clinch there but Batts circles away.
Queef on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Queef is looking to clinch but Batts is avoiding it.
Batts dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've been hearing reports that Batts has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Queef tries to clinch there but Batts circles away. #CL2#
Queef clinches. #BC#
Batts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Batts swats away the attempt to clinch by Queef.
Queef moves away from the strike by Batts.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Batts swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Queef's coach down at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Queef's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Batts misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circling - Batts throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Queef slips under a jab from Batts.
Batts throws a hook but Queef blocks it.
The crowd cheers as Batts lands an impressive looking overhand right. Queef doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Batts takes a swing at Queef's ribcage but misses.
Queef moves in looking to clinch but Batts pushes him off.#T1#
Queef ducks under a wild hook from Batts.
Chief Queef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Batts keeps the fight on the outside.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Batts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Batts throws a looping overhand right but Queef ducks down to avoid it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Queef looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A nice inside leg kick there by Batts. That's going to slow Queef down.
Queef tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Batts manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Batts misses with a straight right.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Batts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef slips under a jab.
Batts lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Batts feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Queef's calf.
Queef moves in looking to clinch but Batts pushes him off.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Batts swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Queef looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Batts works the jab nicely.
Batts thuds his right hand into Queef's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.#T2#
Batts circles away from the clinch attempt.
Queef fails with an attempt to clinch.
Batts swats away the attempt to clinch by Queef.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Batts! Queef is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Batts!
Peter Batts tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Jan 06, 2020
#R1##CL2#
Queef rushes Prince and presses him up against the cage.
Queef working aggressively here.
Queef working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Queef avoids the elbow strike from Prince, against the cage.
Queef lands a body shot in the clinch.
Queef working aggressively here.
Prince putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Queef in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Queef swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Queef as the two fighters clinch.
Queef tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Queef working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Queef is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Prince gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Queef scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Prince blocks an uppercut.
Queef struggles to land a body shot inside as Prince controls his hands.
Queef makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Queef lands a shoulder strike.
Prince tries to pull guard but Queef won't allow it. #T1#
Queef tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Prince prevents a body shot from Queef.
Prince blocks an uppercut.
Prince takes a shot to the head.
Prince throws an elbow but it misses.
Prince tries to pull guard but Queef holds him up against the cage and eventually Prince drops back down to his feet.
A right handed body shot lands from Queef. #TD2#
Queef jumps guard and drags Prince to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Prince might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Prince preventing the sweep.
Queef manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Prince manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Queef stands and throws Prince's legs to the side, diving into side control. #SUB2#
Queef in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Prince is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Chief Queef!
An out of breath Chief Queef thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Jungle Prince spoke after the fight, saying 'Expecting a rematch and a comeback pussy lips'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 25, 2019
#R1##CL2#
Prince gets tackled into the cage by Queef. Queef maintains the clinch.
Prince is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Prince uses good head movement to avoid it.
Prince blocking some punches.
Prince wants to get back to striking at distance but Queef won't allow it. #BC#
Prince escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Prince gets tackled into the cage by Queef. Queef maintains the clinch.
Queef is working Prince over against the cage.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Prince uses good head movement to avoid it.
Queef swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Queef.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Prince wants to break the clinch but can't.
Queef swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Queef swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Queef swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A shot in the inside from Queef. #T1##BC#
Prince's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL2#
Queef gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Queef throws a head punch that misses.
Queef misses with a hook from the clinch. #TD2#
Queef jumps into guard, dragging Prince to the mat.
Queef is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Prince on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Prince tries to get out of the position.#SUB2#
Queef is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Prince has managed to free his arm - good work. #SUB2#
Queef is working for a kimura but Prince is defending it quite comfortably.
Queef stops Prince from getting back to his feet. #SUB2#
Queef is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Prince sees it coming and defends easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Queef is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Prince! #T2#
Prince has given up his back.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Prince is trying to get back to his feet but Queef has full control of the position and if anything, Prince has just worked his way into a worse spot.#SUB2#
Queef has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Prince is defending well but eventually Queef manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Prince has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Chief Queef!
An out of breath Chief Queef thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Dec 07, 2019
#R1##CL2#
Queef clinches up against the cage.
Queef lands with a right to the head.
Queef pushes Brooks back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Queef creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Queef gets through Brooks's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Queef lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Brooks backwards.
Queef lands an uppercut.
Queef lands a shoulder strike.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Queef has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.#TD2#
Queef manages to pull guard. #SUB2#
Queef is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Brooks is aware though and is defending well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Queef keeping full guard, as Brooks tries to pass.
Brooks has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Queef wants to sweep here but Brooks controlling him for the moment. #SUB2#
Queef working for a triangle but Brooks defends it easily. #SUB2#
Brooks got a little sloppy there for a moment and Queef has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Brooks has managed to get both his arms back between Queef's legs - danger averted.#T1#
Queef lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Queef advances position into side control!
Brooks is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Queef's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Queef prevents Brooks from improving his position.
Queef is pressing down on Brooks's thigh, looking to free his foot. Brooks is holding on for now.
Queef is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Brooks keeping control of the position. #T2#
Queef works his way into full mount!
Brooks has given up his back here. Will Queef look for the submission or keep pounding away? #SUB2#
Queef is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SUB2#
Queef looking for the RNC. #SUB2#
Queef is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Brooks knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Brooks for a finish.
Queef keeps control of the position as Brooks tries to break free.
Brooks trying to control the position but Queef manages to sink in the hooks. #SUB2#
Queef looking for the choke from the back. #T3##SUB2#
Queef has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Brooks has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #SUB2#
Queef working for a choke but Brooks is defending well.
Queef is hanging on to Brooks's back as he tries to escape.
Brooks trying to control the hands but Queef won't let him. #SUB2#
Queef is persistently looking for the submission but Brooks is defending it well.
Queef is hanging on to Brooks's back as he tries to escape. #SUB2#
Queef is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Brooks defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4##SUB2#
Brooks is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Queef gets his way! #SUB2#
Queef working for a choke but Brooks is defending well. #SUB2#
Queef working for a choke but Brooks is defending well.
Queef not allowing Brooks to control his hands. #SUB2#
Queef looking for the choke but no joy.
Queef keeps control of the position as Brooks tries to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chief Queef dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL2#
Queef gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Brooks has Queef pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Queef manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #TD2#
Queef jumps into guard, dragging Brooks to the mat. #SUB#
Brooks drops back looking for a leg! Queef is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Queef manages to kick Brooks off! Brooks jumps back into Queef's guard.
Brooks trying to control the position from guard on top but Queef is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Queef has been the more effective fighter overall so far.#SUB2#
Queef is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Brooks has his hands clasped together but Queef extends and breaks Brooks's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Queef.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Chief Queef!
Our winner, Chief Queef, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Phill Brooks spoke after the fight, saying 'I Don't Know I Could Go Back To WWE Or Train Harder Than Ever Before And Win My Next Fight'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Aug 20, 2018
#R1#
Queef tries to clinch up.
Bucknut lands a head shot.
Bucknut keeps the fight on the outside.
Bucknut works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Left hook, right uppercut from Bucknut. #CL2#
Queef takes the fight into the clinch.
Queef prevents a body shot from Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bucknut just leaning against Queef, taking a breather.
Queef tries to work over Bucknut's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Queef lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC#
Bucknut breaks from the clinch.
Queef drops his hands momentarily and Bucknut takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Queef moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bucknut connects with a jab.
Queef takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T1#
Bucknut is looking to slow Queef down with leg kicks.
Bucknut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bucknut appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.#CL2#
Queef moves into the clinch.
Queef misses with a hook to the ribs.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Bucknut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Queef misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bucknut slows down the pace here.
A shot in the inside from Bucknut.
Bucknut tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bucknut goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Queef misses with a hook to the ribs.
Queef goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Queef throws a punch but it's blocked by Bucknut.
Queef throws a head punch that misses.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Bucknut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bucknut blocking some punches. #T2#
Queef misses with a punch to the body.
A short right from Bucknut.
Bucknut swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bucknut misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bucknut.
Queef cracks Bucknut with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Bucknut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bucknut prevents a body shot from Queef.
Queef blocks a body shot from Bucknut.
Queef tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bucknut just stands there and leans against the cage.
Queef misses with a punch to the body.
Queef lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bucknut backwards.
Queef working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Bucknut misses with some punches.
Queef lands a shoulder strike.
Bucknut lands a hook that snaps the head of Queef backwards.
A nice right hand lands inside from Queef.
Queef makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #T3#
A head punch on the inside from Queef fails to land.
Queef misses with a body punch.
Queef blocks an uppercut.
Stalling in the clinch from Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bucknut wants to stall.
Bucknut can't find room to land a body shot as Queef controls the action.
Queef tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bucknut just stands there and leans against the cage.
Bucknut lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Queef or not.
A right hand to the body from Bucknut.
Bucknut looking to stall.
Queef misses with the head strike.
Bucknut makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bucknut is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Bucknut misses with a punch to the body.
Queef stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T4#
Bucknut misses with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Bucknut - that landed with a thud.
Bucknut lands with a right to the head.
Stalling in the clinch from Bucknut.
Bucknut misses with some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Bucknut displaying some good clinch control by pressing Queef up against the cage.
Bucknut tries to throw a body punch but Queef avoids it by throwing Bucknut back against the cage.
Queef swings wildly with an uppercut but Bucknut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bucknut goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Queef throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bucknut is breathing heavily.
Bucknut has a couple of punches blocked by Queef.
Queef misses with the head strike.
Bucknut blocks an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Queef blocks an uppercut.
Bucknut can't find room to land a body shot as Queef controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mussy Bucknut dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
Bucknut works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Bucknut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bucknut swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mussy Bucknut seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bucknut ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bucknut fails to land with a series of punches.
Queef tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a jab to Queef's midsection.
Donk. Bucknut catches Queef right on the button with a cross.
Bucknut swats away the attempt to clinch by Queef.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Donk. Bucknut catches Queef right on the button with a cross.
Queef tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bucknut appears to be looking for a big counter.
Queef tries to clinch up.
Bucknut connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Queef momentarily. #T1#
Bucknut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bucknut misses with a double jab
and Queef cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#CUT2#
It looks like Mussy Bucknut has been cut.
Bucknut cracks a nice hook into Queef's ribs.
Bucknut avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Queef takes a jab right on the kisser.
Queef tries to clinch there but Bucknut circles away.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bucknut swats him away and circles back towards the center. #CL2#
Queef gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Bucknut looking to slow down the pace here.#BC#
Bucknut breaks from the clinch.
Queef moves in looking to clinch but Bucknut pushes him off.
Queef tries to clinch up.
Decent striking displayed by Bucknut there.#T2#
Queef is looking to clinch but Bucknut is avoiding it.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bucknut swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Queef tries to clinch up but Bucknut circles away and keeps his distance.
Queef takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bucknut digs a good hook to Queef's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bucknut darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bucknut is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Queef can do to turn this around?
Queef tries to clinch up
and Bucknut counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Queef wants to clinch.#CL#
Bucknut gets a clinch. #T3#
A right hand to the body from Bucknut.
Queef blocking some punches.
Queef fails to land with a short punch on the inside. #BC#
Bucknut breaks from the clinch.
Queef tries to clinch but Bucknut moves out of range.
Queef wants to clinch up but Bucknut keeps it at a distance.
Queef walks into a straight right hand from Bucknut.
Bucknut fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Queef looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Queef tries to clinch
and Bucknut makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bucknut scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Queef doesn't seem bothered though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Queef looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bucknut circles away from the clinch attempt.
Queef fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mussy Bucknut is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Queef is looking to clinch. #T4#
Bucknut avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bucknut dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Queef. That did some damage!#CL2#
Queef clinches.
Queef misses with the head strike.
Bucknut doesn't land with the attempted body shot. #TD2#
Queef manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#SUB2#
Queef is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bucknut trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bucknut wants to get up but he can't break Queef's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Queef bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bucknut's guard. #REVB#
Queef looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mussy Bucknut dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mussy Bucknut's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Bucknut lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Queef tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bucknut manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bucknut lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bucknut swats away the attempt to clinch by Queef.
No joy there for Bucknut, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A chopping leg kick lands by Bucknut.
Bucknut connects with a solid leg kick.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Bucknut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef tries to clinch there but Bucknut circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bucknut paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bucknut throws a series of punches but Queef avoids them all with ease.
Bucknut getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice body punch from Bucknut.
Bucknut keeps the fight on the outside.
Queef's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.#T1#
Queef tries to clinch up but Bucknut circles away and keeps his distance.#CL2#
Queef moves into the clinch successfully.
Bucknut prevents a body shot from Queef.
Bucknut slows down the pace here.
Bucknut throws a punch but it's blocked by Queef.
Bucknut fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Queef fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Queef.
Queef misses with a short punch on the inside.
Queef tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bucknut's elbow.
Bucknut can't find room to land a body shot as Queef controls the action.
Bucknut misses with a punch on the inside.
Queef can't find room to land a body shot as Bucknut controls the action. #BC#
Bucknut's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Queef wants to clinch
and Bucknut counters with a straight right hand.#T2#
Bucknut buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bucknut scores with a one two! Queef had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Bucknut scores with a one two! Queef had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bucknut scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Queef tries to clinch up.#CL#
Bucknut clinches up against the cage.
Queef misses with a hook from the clinch.
Queef throws a punch but it's blocked by Bucknut. #BC#
Bucknut breaks the clinch.
Bucknut scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.#CL2#
Queef gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Queef tries to throw a body punch but Bucknut avoids it by throwing Queef back against the cage.
Bucknut tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #BC#
Bucknut breaks the clinch.
Bucknut avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Good leg kick by Bucknut there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud. #T3#
Bucknut works Queef's body with a nice hook.
Queef tries to close the distance and clinch but Bucknut swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Queef wants to clinch up but Bucknut keeps it at a distance.
Bucknut connects with a body shot that sends Queef's belly button to the back.
Bucknut scores with a hook to the body. Queef takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Queef tries to clinch up
and Bucknut counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Queef wants to clinch.
Queef tries to clinch but Bucknut moves away
enabling Bucknut to counter with a crisp jab.
Bucknut with a hook.
Queef has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.#CL#
Bucknut drives through and clinches with Queef against the cage. #T4#
Bucknut looking to stall.
Bucknut blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bucknut lands a shot to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Queef.
Queef can't find room to land a body shot as Bucknut controls the action.
Queef blocking some punches.
Queef misses with a punch on the inside.
Chief Queef has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bucknut blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chief Queef seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Queef throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bucknuts head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bucknut.
Bucknut lands a left hand.
Bucknut misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bucknut blocking some punches.
Bucknut lands a shoulder strike.
Queef misses with a punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Bucknut.
Mussy Bucknut is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Bucknut struggles to land a body shot inside as Queef controls his hands.
A right hook to the body lands for Bucknut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mussy Bucknut showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bucknut, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mussy Bucknut!

 

 
 
 
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