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Event: DKCW 3     
Date:   Oct 21, 2018
#R1#
Van Roosmalen throws a sloppy head kick and Holder moves out of range easily.
Van Roosmalen throws a head kick that misses.
Van Roosmalen tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Holder takes the fight into the clinch.
Holder taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Van Roosmalen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.#BC2#
Van Roosmalen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Holder drives through and clinches with Van Roosmalen against the cage.
Van Roosmalen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Our sources have told us that Holder has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Van Roosmalen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Van Roosmalen's brow.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses. #T1#
Van Roosmalen avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Holder prevents Van Roosmalen from breaking the clinch.
Van Roosmalen is trying to push Holder away but Holder has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#BC2#
Van Roosmalen breaks the clinch.
A low kick from Van Roosmalen misses #CL#
and Holder moves into the clinch.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Holder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Van Roosmalen's efforts to push away.
Holder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Van Roosmalen's efforts to push away.
Van Roosmalen lands a shoulder strike.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Van Roosmalen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Holder lands an elbow just above Van Roosmalen 's eye.
Van Roosmalen blocks the elbow strike.
Van Roosmalen is trying to stall. #T2##BC2#
Van Roosmalen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.#CL#
Holder closes the distance and pushes Van Roosmalen back into the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Van Roosmalen avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Van Roosmalen tries to circle away but Holder has him pinned against the cage.#BC2#
Van Roosmalen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Holder tries to clinch but Van Roosmalen moves out of range.
Holder avoids the head kick by Van Roosmalen. #CL#
Holder rushes Van Roosmalen and presses him up against the cage.
Holder prevents Van Roosmalen from breaking the clinch.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!#BC2#
Van Roosmalen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Van Roosmalen with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row. #T3#
A decent looking body kick lands there for Van Roosmalen.#CL#
Holder rushes Van Roosmalen and presses him up against the cage.
Van Roosmalen avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Van Roosmalen blocks an elbow strike.
Van Roosmalen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Van Roosmalen blocks the elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Van Roosmalen is trying to break the clinch but Holder is controlling him.
Holder prevents Van Roosmalen from breaking the clinch.
Van Roosmalen wants to break free but Holder has control.
Van Roosmalen takes an elbow to the temple.
Van Roosmalen tries to circle away but Holder has him pinned against the cage.
Van Roosmalen avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage. #T4#
Van Roosmalen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
Van Roosmalen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Holder tries to clinch but Van Roosmalen moves out of range.
Van Roosmalen doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Van Roosmalen throws a leg kick #CL#
and Holder moves into the clinch.
Van Roosmalen is trying to break the clinch but Holder has him pressed against the cage.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Van Roosmalen is trying to break the clinch but Holder is controlling him.
Van Roosmalen avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
A frustrated look appears on Van Roosmalen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Van Roosmalen blocks the elbow strike.
Van Roosmalen wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Van Roosmalen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noddy Holder dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Holder blocks a head kick by Van Roosmalen. #CL#
Holder forces Van Roosmalen back against the cage and clinches.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Holder throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Van Roosmalen is trying to force a seperation but Holder has the dominant position.
Van Roosmalen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Van Roosmalen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Holder is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Van Roosmalen can do to turn this around?
Van Roosmalen tries to circle away but Holder has him pinned against the cage.
Holder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Van Roosmalen's brow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Van Roosmalen is trying to break free.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Van Roosmalen blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Van Roosmalen is looking to break free of the clinch but Holder has double underhooks. #T1#
Holder doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Holder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Van Roosmalen's efforts to push away.
Van Roosmalen is trying to force a seperation but Holder has the dominant position.
Van Roosmalen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Holder is keeping busy.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Van Roosmalen blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Van Roosmalen wants to get back to striking at distance but Holder won't allow it.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Van Roosmalen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Holder tries to throw a body punch but Van Roosmalen avoids it by throwing Holder back against the cage.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Van Roosmalen wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Holder tries a body shot but Van Roosmalen blocks it. #T2#
Holder has Van Roosmalen pressed against the cage, preventing Van Roosmalen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Van Roosmalen leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Van Roosmalen looking to stall.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Holder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Van Roosmalen's efforts to push away.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Van Roosmalen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Van Roosmalen tries to break the clinch but Holder is controlling the position.
Van Roosmalen is trying to force a seperation but Holder has the dominant position.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.
Van Roosmalen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Holder has him pressed against the cage.#T3##BC2#
Van Roosmalen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Van Roosmalen avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #CL#
Holder instigates a clinch.
Van Roosmalen tries to stall but Holder uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Van Roosmalen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Van Roosmalen misses with a hook to the ribs. #BC2#
Van Roosmalen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Holder is looking to clinch.
Holder fails with an attempt to clinch.
A jab lands there for Van Roosmalen.
Van Roosmalen will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Holder seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#CL#
Holder gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#T4#
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Van Roosmalen avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Van Roosmalen scores with a shoulder strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Van Roosmalen's brow.
A frustrated look appears on Van Roosmalen's face as he tries to break the clinch. #BC2#
Van Roosmalen manages to break the clinch.
Van Roosmalen has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Holder is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Van Roosmalen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Holder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Van Roosmalen swats away the attempt to clinch by Holder.
Bidon Van Roosmalen seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
Holder pushes Van Roosmalen up against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noddy Holder dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Van Roosmalen swats away the attempt to clinch by Holder.
Van Roosmalen throws a shot from downtown. Holder moves away and avoids it.
Nice body kick from Van Roosmalen.
Holder avoids the head kick by Van Roosmalen.
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Van Roosmalen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Holder tries to clinch up but Van Roosmalen circles away and keeps his distance.
Holder tries to clinch up but Van Roosmalen circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holder looks to clinch
and Van Roosmalen counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Holder is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Holder is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Van Roosmalen.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch but Van Roosmalen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Holder doesn't manage to clinch there - Van Roosmalen circles away. #T1#
Van Roosmalen misses with a head kick.
Van Roosmalen throws a push kick but Holder slaps the foot to one side.
Holder moves to clinch but Van Roosmalen breaks away
and Van Roosmalen counters with a big head kick but Holder shrugs it off.
Van Roosmalen tries a head kick but it misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Holder looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Van Roosmalen tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Holder blocks a head kick by Van Roosmalen.
The fight stays on the outside here - Holder looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Holder moves in looking to clinch but Van Roosmalen pushes him off.#T2#
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Van Roosmalen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Holder closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Noddy Holder has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Van Roosmalen is trying to push Holder away but Holder has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #ROC#
Van Roosmalen is rocked!#CUT#
It looks like Bidon Van Roosmalen has been cut.#BC2#
Van Roosmalen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holder wants to clinch up but Van Roosmalen keeps it at a distance.
Van Roosmalen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Holder tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Van Roosmalen manages to circle out of the way.
Van Roosmalen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Van Roosmalen counters with a head kick. #T3#
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Van Roosmalen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Van Roosmalen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Holder tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Van Roosmalen manages to circle out of the way.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch but Van Roosmalen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. #CL#
Holder clinches up with Van Roosmalen and pushes him back against the cage.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Noddy Holder is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#BC2#
Van Roosmalen breaks the clinch.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Van Roosmalen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Van Roosmalen circles away from the clinch attempt.
Holder tries to clinch up.
Holder tries to clinch but Van Roosmalen moves out of range.
Holder wants to clinch.#T4#
Van Roosmalen tries a head kick but it misses.
Van Roosmalen tries a head kick but it misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Van Roosmalen.
Holder is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Van Roosmalen.
Van Roosmalen takes a swing at Holder's ribcage but misses.
Van Roosmalen throws a sloppy head kick and Holder moves out of range easily.
Bidon Van Roosmalen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#CL#
Holder fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Van Roosmalen, pushing him back against the cage.
Van Roosmalen can't break the clinch.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Van Roosmalen wants to get back to striking at distance but Holder won't allow it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bidon Van Roosmalen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Holder has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:28
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Noddy Holder!

Noddy Holder took some time post fight to say the following; 'It's CHRISTMAS!!!'.

 

Event: DK Exhibition 3     
Date:   Oct 03, 2018
#R1#
Holder tries to clinch there but Jansson circles away.
Noddy Holder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holder tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jansson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Holder uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jansson.
Holder tries to clinch up.
Holder fails in his attempt to clinch.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jansson paws at him with a jab and circles away.#CL#
Holder has Jansson up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holder misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jansson blocks an elbow strike.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jansson lands with a short shot to the head.
Holder has Jansson pressed against the cage, preventing Jansson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.#T1#
Holder is struggling to control the position.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Jansson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Holder backwards.
Holder is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jansson.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jansson.
A head punch on the inside from Jansson fails to land.
Jansson avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Jansson.
Jansson takes an elbow to the temple.
A nice left hand lands by Jansson.
Jansson stalling in the clinch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#T2#
Jansson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jansson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jansson tries to throw a body punch but Holder avoids it by throwing Jansson back against the cage. #BC2#
Jansson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holder drops his hands momentarily and Jansson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Jansson swinging wildly here.
Holder seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.#CL#
Holder moves into range and clinches up with Jansson.
Our sources have told us that Holder has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Jansson is trying to break the clinch but Holder is controlling him.#T3#
Jansson is trying to maintain a safe position but Holder gets an underhook and turns Jansson into the cage.
Jansson wants to break free but Holder has control.
A head punch on the inside from Jansson fails to land.
Still in the clinch, Jansson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Holder will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jansson up against the cage.
Jansson works on Holder's body with a couple of short punches.
Holder keeps control of Jansson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jansson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Jansson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A shot in the inside from Jansson. #BC2#
Jansson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jansson lands a nice hook to Holder's body. Holder takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jansson throws a poor cross that misses #CL#
and Holder moves into the clinch.#T4#
Jansson is trying to push Holder away but Holder has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jansson blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jansson's brow. #BC2#
Jansson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Holder tries to clinch but Jansson moves out of range. #CL#
Holder closes the distance and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jansson lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jansson is trying to maintain a safe position but Holder gets an underhook and turns Jansson into the cage.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Holder as Jansson tries to tie him up.
Jansson is trying to stall.
Jansson dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jansson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jan Jansson dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Holder doesn't manage to clinch there - Jansson circles away.
Holder tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jansson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.#CL#
Holder gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jansson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Holder.
Jansson has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Holder seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Jansson can turn it around.
Jansson working hard to break the clinch.
Jansson slows down the pace here.
Jansson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jansson swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#BC2#
Jansson manages to break the clinch.
Holder takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jansson keeps the fight on the outside.#T1#
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Holder gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Holder wants to clinch.
It seemed like Jansson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Holder fails with an attempt to clinch.
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jansson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#CL#
Holder clinches.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.#T2#
Jansson lands with a short shot to the head.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jansson's brow.
Jansson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Holder has him pressed against the cage.
Jansson is leaning against Holder and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jansson blocks an elbow strike.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Jansson in his tracks for a moment.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Jansson is trying to break the clinch but Holder has him pressed against the cage. #BC2#
Jansson manages to break the clinch. #CL#
Holder moves into the clinch.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jansson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jansson stalling in the clinch. #BC2#
Jansson breaks the clinch.
Holder takes one on the button.#T3#
Holder defending well as Jansson loads up on a big left hand.
Holder tries to clinch up but Jansson circles away and keeps his distance.
Holder closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jansson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Holder is looking to clinch but Jansson is avoiding it.
Jansson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holder manages to avoid it.
Holder takes one to the side of the head.
Jansson keeps the fight on the outside.#T4#
Holder closes the distance but Jansson moves to the side
and Jansson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL#
Holder takes the fight into the clinch.
Jansson trying to control the position but instead, Holder has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jansson into the cage.
Jansson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Noddy Holder has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jansson lands a body punch in the clinch. #BC2#
Jansson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Holder tries to clinch there but Jansson circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jan Jansson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Holder wants to clinch
and Jansson counters with a stiff right hand.
Holder wants to clinch
and Jansson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jansson swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Holder moves in looking to clinch but Jansson pushes him off.
Jansson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Jansson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jansson. Holder does a little dance to reset his feet.#CL#
Holder moves into the clinch.
Jansson is trying to push Holder away but Holder has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.#T1#
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Holder takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. #BC2#
Jansson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jansson with a nice cross.
Holder fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jansson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holder moves away.
Holder tries to clinch up.
Holder tries to clinch there but Jansson circles away.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch but Jansson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Holder tries to clinch but Jansson is having none of it.
Noddy Holder has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Jansson misses with a series of wild punches.
Holder is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jansson scores with a hook to the body. Holder takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The fight stays on the outside here - Holder looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Holder moves out of range of the strikes.
Holder wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#T3#
Holder tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Jansson counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jansson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jansson looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Jansson manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jansson misses with a straight left.
Holder wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Jansson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Holder tries to clinch but Jansson moves out of range.
Jansson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Jansson swats away the attempt to clinch by Holder.#T4#
Jansson keeps the fight on the outside.
Holder moves to clinch but Jansson breaks away
and Holder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jan Jansson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jansson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Holder fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jansson swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Holder tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jansson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Holder throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jansson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Holder with a hook.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jan Jansson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jansson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jan Jansson!

After winning the bout, Jan Jansson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Noddy Holder had this to say: 'It's CHRISTMAS!!!'.

 

Event: DK Battlegrounds VI     
Date:   Sep 15, 2018
#R1#
Holder takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Holder fails with an attempt to clinch.
Alvarez definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.#CL2#
Holder fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Alvarez, pushing him back against the cage.
Alvarez fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Alvarez takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
It looks like Damien Alvarez has been cut.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Alvarez jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Holder walks away with a smile on his face. Alvarez gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
Holder takes the fight into the clinch.
Alvarez is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Holder to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Damien Alvarez. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Alvarez fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Alvarez in his tracks for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Alvarez in his tracks for a moment. #CUT2#
Damien Alvarez's cut is getting worse.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holder lands a damaging elbow.
Alvarez tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT2#
Damien Alvarez's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Alvarez jumps guard but Holder stands there with Alvarez around his waist. Alvarez gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT2#
Jeez, Damien Alvarez's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.#T1#
Holder lands an elbow just above Alvarez 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Damien Alvarez's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
After winning the bout, Noddy Holder thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Damien Alvarez had this to say: 'He was just better than me tonight. I'm gonna watch some film and analyze what went wrong. Props to him. I'll be back'.

 

Event: DK Battlegrounds IV     
Date:   Sep 01, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Abs clinches.
Abs misses with a knee strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Abs's brow.
Holder blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Holder lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
It looks like Chizzled Abs has been cut.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Abs leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Abs with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Abs takes an elbow to the forehead.
Abs tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Holder avoids it.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Abs can't find room to land a body shot as Holder controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Abs with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses. #T1#
Holder lands an elbow just above Abs 's eye.
Abs tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Abs looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Abs takes an elbow to the forehead.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Holder.
Abs lands a damaging elbow.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Abs with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Holder on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Holder - that landed with a thud.
Holder lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
That has opened up Chizzled Abs's cut even more.
Abs swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Abs swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Abs tries a knee to the head but Holder blocks it.
Abs lands a body punch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Abs's brow.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Abs in his tracks for a moment. #T2#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Abs looking to throw knees to the head but Holder is blocking nicely.
Abs using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Holder has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder. #CUT#
The cut above Chizzled Abs's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Holder lands an elbow just above Abs 's eye.
Abs just leaning against Holder, taking a breather.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Holder missing with knees to the body.
Holder blocks an elbow strike.
Holder throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Abss head.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Abs throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Knees in the clinch landing for Abs.
Abs can't find room to land a body shot as Holder controls the action.
Abs throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Holder blocks it with crossed arms.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses. #T3#
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Abs blocks an elbow strike.
A short right from Holder. #CUT#
Chizzled Abs's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Abs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Holder's elbow.
Abs misses with an elbow strike.
Abs misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Holder.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Abs misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Holder.
Abs lands a knee to the body.
Abs blocks the elbow strike.
Abs is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Holder is defending well for now.
Abs misses with a knee strike.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Chizzled Abs's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
After winning the bout, Noddy Holder thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.

 

Event: KONFLIKT XV     
Date:   Jul 07, 2018
#R1#
Holder tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away. #CL#
Holder clinches up against the cage.
Holder pressing his opponent against the cage.
Bastard tries to break free but Holder pushes him back against the cage.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Bastard leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bastard pushes Holder back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Holder prevents a body shot from Bastard.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Holder has him pressed against the cage.
Bastard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Holder has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bastard's brow.
A short right from Bastard on the inside.
Holder blocking some punches.
Bastard tries to throw a body punch but Holder avoids it by throwing Bastard back against the cage.
Bastard misses with a punch on the inside. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch.
Noddy Holder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Holder tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away. #T1##CL#
Holder rushes Bastard and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Bastard blocking some punches.
Bastard lands a hook that snaps the head of Holder backwards.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Holder tries to work over Bastard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bastard blocks an elbow strike.
Bastard working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nice elbow from Holder. #CUT#
It looks like Total Bastard has been cut.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bastard is trying to force a seperation but Holder has the dominant position.#BC2#
Bastard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Holder does a little dance to reset his feet.
Holder ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Bastard misses with a looping left.
Bastard scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.#T2#
Holder tries to clinch
and Bastard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bastard throws a nice looking combination but Holder bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Holder tries to clinch up.
Holder is looking to clinch but Bastard is avoiding it.
Bastard throws out a counter right but Holder avoids it with no problem.
Holder closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holder manages to avoid it.
Holder fails with an attempt to clinch.
Holder takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bastard swats away the attempt to clinch by Holder.
Bastard has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Holder is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Bastard throws an overhand right that lands on Holder's shoulder, as Holder tries to avoid the shot.
Holder is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#T3#
Bastard misses with a hook. Holder ducked under it nicely.
Bastard lands a jab.
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bastard manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Holder tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range. #CL#
Holder drives through and clinches with Bastard against the cage.
Bastard scores with a nice hook to the head.
Holder slowing the pace effectively.
Bastard scores with a nice hook to the head.
Holder misses with a knee to the head.
Holder is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bastard is defending well for now.
Bastard tries to break free but Holder pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Holder.
Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bastard lands with a hook. Holder tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot. #T4#
Bastard fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Holder manages to avoid it.
Holder darts in trying to clinch
and Bastard counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Holder tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away.
Holder is looking to clinch. #CL#
Holder clinches up with Bastard and pushes him back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bastard creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bastard scores with a nice hook to the head.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses. #BC2#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
Bastard keeps the fight on the outside.
Bastard throws the left hand but Holder avoids the punch easily.
Bastard scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Holder tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Total Bastard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Total Bastard's cut.
That's time! Holder's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL#
Bastard gets tackled into the cage by Holder. Holder maintains the clinch.
Holder's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bastard tries to break free but Holder pushes him back against the cage.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Holder just leaning against Bastard, taking a breather.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bastard's brow.
Total Bastard seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bastard lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Holder.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard is looking to break free of the clinch but Holder has double underhooks.
Holder is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Bastard avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.#T1#
Holder swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bastard lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.#BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Holder closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. #CL#
Holder moves into the clinch successfully.
Bastard lands a shot to the body.
Holder prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bastard tries to break free but Holder pushes him back against the cage.
Come on Holder - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Holder misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bastard. #T2#
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Bastard can't break the clinch.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bastard works on Holder's body with a couple of short punches.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.
Holder keeps control of Bastard as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Bastard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #BC2#
Bastard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Holder tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bastard counters with a left and a right that stings Holder.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bastard misses the shot to the body.
Bastard throws a hook to the side of Holder's head but Holder sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Holder tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bastard paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bastard swings for the body but Holder moves out of range. #T3#
Bastard takes a swing at Holder's ribcage but misses.
Holder wants to clinch up but Bastard keeps it at a distance.#CL#
Holder clinches with his opponent.
Bastard lands a nice uppercut.
Bastard blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Holder.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Bastard shrugs off.
A bit of stalling here from Holder.
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Holder is controlling the position. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Holder avoids the body shot from Bastard.
Holder is looking to counter the offense by Bastard and move into the clinch.
Holder takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders. #CL#
Holder closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Bastard leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.#T4#
Bastard working hard to break the clinch.
Bastard avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.
Bastard looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.#BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Bastard. Those never looked like landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holder moves forwards but Bastard connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bastard throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Holder moves to clinch but Bastard breaks away
and Holder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard misses with an uppercut.
Bastard throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Holder gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bastard.
Bastard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
Holder tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bastard counters with a left to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Total Bastard showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Total Bastard's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R3#
A jab from Bastard finds it's way through Holder's defenses.
Holder tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Holder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bastard slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.#CL#
Holder fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bastard, pushing him back against the cage.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Bastard dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Holder has him pressed against the cage.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard blocks an elbow strike.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Bastard has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Bastard managing to block the knees to the body from Holder.
Holder misses with a knee strike. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T1#
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bastard doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Holder wants to clinch.
Holder wants to clinch.
Holder darts in trying to clinch
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.
Bastard darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Holder tries to clinch but Bastard is having none of it.
Bastard throws out a counter right but Holder avoids it with no problem.#CL#
Holder darts in and clinches Bastard up against the cage.#T2#
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Bastard avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Bastard lands with a left to the head.
Holder tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bastard wants to get back to striking at distance but Holder won't allow it.
Holder has Bastard pressed against the cage.
Bastard struggles to land a body shot inside as Holder controls his hands.
Holder trying to control the position but instead, Bastard has worked for underhooks and has pushed Holder into the cage.
Bastard tries to throw a body punch but Holder avoids it by throwing Bastard back against the cage.
Bastard tries to work over Holder's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bastard lands a shoulder strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses. #T3#
Bastard has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Bastard is working Holder over against the cage.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Bastard leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Bastard misses with a short punch on the inside.
Holder prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Bastard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Holder lands an elbow just above Bastard 's eye.
Bastard cracks Holder with a nice body shot.#BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Bastard scores with a nice strike.#CL#
Holder darts in and clinches Bastard up against the cage.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Holder prevents Bastard from breaking the clinch.
Good body shot from Bastard.
Bastard lands with a short shot to the head. #T4#
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Bastard throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bastard is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Bastard tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bastard blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holder will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Bastard up against the cage.
Bastard dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
Bastard misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bastard scores with a shot to the side of Holder's head. #BC2#
Bastard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Total Bastard seems to be getting the better of the standup.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Holder lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
That has opened up Total Bastard's cut even more.
Holder blocks a body shot from Bastard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Total Bastard just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Total Bastard's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R4#
Bastard swats away the attempt to clinch by Holder.
Bastard looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt. #CL#
Holder takes the fight into the clinch.
Holder blocks an uppercut. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch.
Danga de danga de dang - Bastard scores with a four punch combination!
Jab, jab by Bastard - just one landing.
Holder darts in trying to clinch
and Holder takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bastard misses with a hook #CL#
and Holder moves into the clinch.
Bastard dodges an elbow strike from Holder. #T1#
Bastard works on Holder's body with a couple of short punches.
Bastard tries to break the clinch but Holder is controlling the position.
Bastard lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Holder stalling against the cage.
Bastard has had enough of the clinch but Holder keeps him there for the moment.
Holder blocks an uppercut.
Bastard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Holder misses with an elbow strike. #BC2#
Bastard breaks from the clinch.
Holder is looking to clinch.
Holder wants to clinch.#T2#
Holder tries to clinch up.
Holder tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.
Holder tries to clinch up.
Holder is looking to clinch.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt
enabling Bastard to counter with a crisp jab.
Holder tries to clinch up but Bastard circles away and keeps his distance.
Holder tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bastard makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.#T3#
Bastard lands a nice looking body shot.
Bastard throws a shot from downtown. Holder moves away and avoids it.
Holder is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bastard looks to throw the jab but Holder is out of range.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Holder tries to counter by clinching up but Bastard breaks away and moves out of range.
Bastard misses with a body shot.
Holder tries to clinch but Bastard moves out of range.
Holder tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away.
Bastard looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bastard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bastard appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Holder has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Holder there as he acknowledges the shot.#T4#
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bastard digs a good hook to Holder's body. #CL#
Holder has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch. #BC2#
Bastard's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Holder tries to clinch there but Bastard circles away. #CL#
Holder has closed the distance and engaged Bastard in a clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses. #BC2#
Bastard escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bastard jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Bastard! But no joy.
Holder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. #CL#
Bastard gets tackled into the cage by Holder. Holder maintains the clinch.
Holder has Bastard pressed against the cage, preventing Bastard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Total Bastard dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Total Bastard's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R5#
Holder darts in trying to clinch
and Bastard counters with a straight right hand.
Holder ducks under a wild hook from Bastard.
Holder wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holder was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard.
Holder wants to clinch but Bastard slips to the side
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut. #CL#
Holder darts in and clinches Bastard up against the cage.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Holder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bastard's efforts to push away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Bastard shrugs off.
Bastard avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Bastard takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch. #T1#
Holder is stalling here.
Bastard scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Holder blocking some punches.
Bastard wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Holder has him pressed against the cage.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
Holder looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Holder blocks an uppercut. #BC2#
Bastard breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bastard misses with a wild body shot.
Holder fails in his attempt to clinch. #CL#
Holder moves into range and clinches up with Bastard.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bastard's brow. #BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Holder is looking to clinch.
Noddy Holder has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Total Bastard is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2##CL#
Holder closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bastard wants to break the clinch but can't.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Bastard wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bastard throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Holders head.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bastard has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder. #T3#
Bastard avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.#BC2#
Bastard manages to break the clinch.
Holder looks to clinch
and Bastard counters with a nice uppercut.
Holder tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bastard manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Holder tries to clinch but Bastard moves away
and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bastard is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Holder tries to clinch up
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand. #T4#
Bastard lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Bastard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Holder tries to clinch up
and Bastard counters with a left to the body.
Holder misses with a hook
and Bastard counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A slow jab from Holder misses its intended target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Holder tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bastard counters with a stiff right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Total Bastard comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bastard winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 45:50
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 45:50
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Total Bastard!

Total Bastard is the new bantamweight champion!
A very excited looking Total Bastard made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Noddy Holder stepped up to the mic, saying 'It's CHRISTMAS!!!'.

 

Event: SUPER 6 Finals     
Date:   Jun 23, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Holder rushes Mifune and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Mifune tries a body shot but Holder blocks it. #TD#
Mifune has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Holder uses from the top position.
Mifune wants to sweep here but Holder controlling him for the moment.
Mifune pulls Holder in to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mifune looking to hit a scissor sweep but Holder is one step ahead there.
Holder really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mifune. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Mifune keeping moving, preventing Holder from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T1#
Mifune wants to sweep but no luck.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Mifune keeping moving, preventing Holder from controlling successfully. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#CL2#
Holder clinches up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mifune.
Mifune misses with a body punch.
Holder is defending well against a takedown attempt.#TD#
Mifune tightens his grip and picks Holder up, before dumping him to the ground. Holder manages to land in guard.
Holder trying to keep a closed guard but Mifune is proving a slippery customer.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Holder can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mifune is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. #T2#
Mifune showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Holder has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Super Awesome Ninja McDojo. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Mifune scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mifune lands a couple of elbows.
Mifune missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Mifune with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Mifune loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. #SUB#
Mifune thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Holder working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mifune.
Holder controls Mifune momentarily but Mifune frees himself. #T3#
Mifune connects with a couple of short punches.
Mifune postures up in Holder's guard and throws a big left but Holder blocks it.
Mifune distracts Holder with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mifune looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mifune distracts Holder with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Mifune is looking to work some ground and pound but Holder has wrist control.
Mifune advances to half guard.
Mifune throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Nice strikes from Mifune there. #T4#
Holder blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mifune.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mifune lands a nice short elbow.
Mifune has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mifune is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Mifune is trying to control the action in half guard but Holder is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mifune throwing shots but Holder is blocking nicely.
Mifune scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Holder taking some punishment here, with Mifune in his half guard.
Mifune slips a nice elbow through Holder's hands, connecting with Holder's forehead.
Mifune wants to control but Holder is keeping him busy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Mifune lands a nice short elbow.#SUB#
Mifune is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mifune throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shintaro Mifune dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder.
Holder is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Mifune throws a head punch that misses.
Holder blocks a body shot from Mifune.
Holder blocking some punches.
Mifune tries to land a knee to the head but Holder blocks with his arms.
Mifune jumps guard but Holder stands there with Mifune around his waist. Mifune gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mifune misses with the head strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mifune changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Holder fights it off and pushes away nicely. #CL2#
Holder closes the distance and clinches.#T1#
Mifune jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Holder walks away with a smile on his face. Mifune gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shintaro Mifune. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Holder has Mifune up against the cage in a clinch.
Mifune is trying to drag Holder to the mat but Holder just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Mifune has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Holder avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Holder blocks an uppercut.
Holder stalling the fight.
Mifune working aggressively here.
Holder prevents the takedown attempt.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Holder takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mifune's defenses.
Holder gets underhooks to prevent Mifune's takedown attempt.
Mifune is trying to pull guard but Holder turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Mifune in his tracks for a moment. #T2#
Mifune is looking to break free of the clinch but Holder has double underhooks.
Holder tries to stall but Mifune uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Mifune has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
A head punch on the inside from Mifune fails to land.
Holder dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Mifune tries a knee to the head but Holder blocks it.
Mifune is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Holder can do to turn this around?
Holder prevents the takedown attempt.
Holder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Mifune goes for a takedown attempt but Holder pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance. #CL2#
Holder has managed to clinch. #T3#
Mifune is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Holder pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Mifune goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Noddy Holder seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mifune tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mifune stalling.
Mifune throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Mifune wants to take the fight to the mat but Holder manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow just above Mifune 's eye.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Holder throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mifune blocks it with crossed arms.
Mifune takes an elbow to the temple.
Mifune tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Holder smiles and moves away.
Mifune looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Mifune will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Holder is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mifune takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mifune tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it. #T4#
Mifune throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Holder lands a nice elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mifune fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Mifune takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mifune tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mifune throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Holder tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Mifune avoids it.
Mifune is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Holder pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mifune wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mifune blocks the elbow strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noddy Holder showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Holder closes the distance and clinches.
Mifune misses with a punch on the inside.
Mifune misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mifune is working for takedown but Holder is calmly controlling the position for now.
Mifune swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Holder looking to slow down the pace here.
Mifune tries for a takedown but Holder manages to get underhooks.
Mifune takes an elbow to the temple.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Mifune shrugs off.
Holder looking to stall.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mifune misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mifune tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Holder smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shintaro Mifune. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Holder has Mifune up against the cage in a clinch. #T1#
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. #CUT2#
It looks like Shintaro Mifune has been cut.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Mifune in his tracks for a moment.
Mifune tries for a takedown but Holder manages to get underhooks.
Mifune changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Holder fights it off and pushes away nicely. #CL2#
Holder moves into range and clinches up with Mifune.#TD#
Mifune manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Mifune looking to hit a scissor sweep but Holder is one step ahead there. #T2#
Holder trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Holder stopping the sweep attempt from Mifune.
Shintaro Mifune overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mifune lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR#
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Mifune's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mifune not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Mifune lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.#T3##SUB#
Mifune is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Mifune with a nice head shot there.
Holder preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Mifune not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Holder is trying to hold Mifune in close to prevent damage but Mifune has managed to pass into half guard.
Mifune not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mifune trying to mount his opponent but Holder defends it.
Mifune thows a huge punch but Holder dodges it nicely. #T4#
Mifune working over Holder with some ground and pound. Holder looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Mifune throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Holder blocking the ground and pound attempt from Mifune.
Holder avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mifune. #SUB#
Mifune is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Mifune stalling.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mifune missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Noddy Holder.
I think Holder has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 29:29
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Noddy Holder!

A victorious Noddy Holder thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

 

Event: SUPER 6 Elimination Round     
Date:   May 19, 2018
#R1##CL#
Holder forces Quantum back against the cage and clinches.
Holder throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Quantum blocks it with crossed arms.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #CUT#
It looks like Pascal Quantum has been cut.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Quantum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Holder holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses.
Quantum has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Holder after a bit of a struggle.
Holder lands an elbow just above Quantum 's eye.
Quantum is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Holder lands a nice elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quantum throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead. #ROC#
Quantum is rocked!#T1#
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Quantum is still on wobbly legs! Can Holder finish him?
Holder gets underhooks to prevent Quantum's takedown attempt.
Noddy Holder has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pascal Quantum.
A head punch on the inside from Quantum fails to land.
Quantum throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Quantum wants to take the fight to the mat but Holder manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Quantum wants to stall.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Quantum has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Holder misses with a hook from the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow inside. #CUT#
That has opened up Pascal Quantum's cut even more.
Quantum wants a takedown.
Quantum taking a breather.
Quantum misses with a punch on the inside.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holder blocks a body shot from Quantum.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holder lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
The cut above Pascal Quantum's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Holder manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Holder displaying some good clinch control by pressing Quantum up against the cage.#T2#
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Quantum in his tracks for a moment.
Holder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Quantum misses with some punches.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses.
Holder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Quantum is working for takedown but Holder is calmly controlling the position for now.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT#
Pascal Quantum's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Holder controlling the action here for a moment.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Quantum shrugs off.
Holder gets underhooks to prevent Quantum's takedown attempt.
Quantum misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pascal Quantum's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
A very excited looking Noddy Holder made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

 

Event: KONFLIKT SUPER 6 Series Rd 3     
Date:   Apr 28, 2018
#R1#
Quantum swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Quantum throws a shot from downtown. Holder moves away and avoids it.
Quantum shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Quantum on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Quantum swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holder lands an elbow just above Quantum 's eye.
Quantum taking a breather.
Quantum has Holder pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Holder manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Quantum wants to take the fight to the mat but Holder manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pascal Quantum. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.
Quantum can't find room to land a body shot as Holder controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Quantum managing to block the knees to the body from Holder.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Quantum shrugs off. #CUT2#
It looks like Pascal Quantum has been cut.
The referee is keeping an eye on Holder - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #T1#
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Holder lands an elbow just above Quantum 's eye.
Quantum has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
We've been hearing reports that Quantum has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Quantum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Quantum throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses.
Quantum is working for takedown but Holder is calmly controlling the position for now.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Quantum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Holder lands an elbow just above Quantum 's eye.
Quantum blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Quantum in his tracks for a moment.
Quantum goes for a takedown attempt but Holder pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holder steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Quantum.
Quantum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pascal Quantum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
Holder uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Quantum. #CL2#
Quantum tries to keep at a distance but Holder has taken the fight into the clinch.
Holder lands a nice elbow.
Holder lands a nice elbow.
Holder prevents a takedown attempt there.
Quantum drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Holder gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Holder tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Quantum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Quantum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Holder blocking some punches.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses. #T3#
Holder misses with a punch on the inside.
Quantum has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Holder after a bit of a struggle.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Quantum takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
Pascal Quantum's cut is getting worse.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Nice elbow from Holder. #ROC2#
Quantum is rocked!
Quantum misses with some punches.
Holder fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Quantum managing to block the knees to the body from Holder.
Holder manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Holder.
Quantum stalling in the clinch but Holder improves position.
Holder lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
Pascal Quantum's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Quantum takes an elbow to the temple.
Oh Quantum is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!#T4#
Holder lands a nice elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quantum misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Quantum seems to have got his legs back now.
Quantum is looking to control Holder's arms but Holder gets an underhook and turns him. Now Quantum has his back to the cage.
Holder stops a takedown attempt from Quantum.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Holder.
Quantum takes an elbow to the temple.
Quantum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Quantum drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Holder lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#
Jeez, Pascal Quantum's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Quantum's defenses.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pascal Quantum's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
An out of breath Noddy Holder thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

Event: KONFLIKT SUPER 6 Series Rd 2     
Date:   Apr 14, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Holder gets tackled into the cage by Stalin. Stalin maintains the clinch.
Stalin looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
Stalin blocks the elbow strike.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Stalin throws a head punch that misses.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
A short right from Stalin on the inside.
Holder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short left from Stalin.
Stalin lands an uppercut.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Holder missing with knees to the body.
Holder blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
Holder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stalin blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stalin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Stalin dodges an elbow strike from Holder. #T1#
Stalin dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Holder lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Holder.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Stalin's defenses.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.
Stalin dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Stalin blocks the elbow strike.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder blocks an uppercut.
Holder misses with a hook to the ribs.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Stalin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
Stalin lands with a short shot to the head.
Stalin dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stalin.
Stalin managing to block the knees to the body from Holder.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Stalin lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Stalin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Stalin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Holder backwards.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stalin's brow.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder. #T3#
Stalin scores with a shoulder strike.
Stalin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Stalin avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Holder looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Holder takes a shot to the head.
Holder tries to land a knee to the head but Stalin blocks with his arms.
Stalin blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Stalin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Holder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Stalin blocks an elbow strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Stalin throws a punch but it's blocked by Holder.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Stalin creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #T4#
Stalin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stalin's brow.
A shot in the inside from Stalin.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
Stalin blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Stalin.
Holder misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Stalin.
With the fighters up against the cage, Holder throws an elbow but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
Holder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Stalin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stalin.
Stalin avoids a wild elbow strike from Holder.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Broseph Stalin dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##CL2#
Stalin takes the fight into the clinch.
Stalin throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Stalin on the inside.
Stalin avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Holder blocks an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stalin's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stalin's brow.
A head punch on the inside from Stalin fails to land.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stalin.
Stalin lands a right hand.
Stalin lands with a light punch inside.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Stalin working aggressively here.
A short right from Stalin on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Stalin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T1#
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Holder has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Stalin misses with the head strike.
Stalin dodges an elbow strike from Holder.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stalin's brow.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Holder blocking some punches.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Stalin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Stalin lands a left hand that snaps the head of Holder backwards.
Stalin misses with some punches.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Stalin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Stalin working aggressively here.
Holder has a couple of punches blocked by Stalin. #T2#
Stalin lands a right hand.
Stalin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Holder tries to land knees in the clinch but Stalin avoids the damage to the body.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Stalin takes an elbow to the temple.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Stalin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Stalin blocks the elbow strike.
Stalin on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Stalin takes an elbow to the forehead.
Holder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stalin avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Holder lands a damaging elbow. #CUT#
It looks like Broseph Stalin has been cut.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Stalin lands with a light punch inside. #T3#
Stalin lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stalin.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Stalin misses with a hook from the clinch.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Stalin.
Holder lands an elbow inside.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Stalin shrugs off.
Stalin gets through Holder's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Stalin throws a head punch that misses.
Stalin blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Stalin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Holder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Holder misses with an elbow over the top.#T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stalin lands with a right to the head.
Stalin misses with a punch on the inside.
Stalin scores with a shoulder strike.
Stalin avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Stalin avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Stalin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Holder lands an elbow just above Stalin 's eye.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Holder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Holder.
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Stalin leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Holder blocking some punches.
Stalin lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Stalin's brow.
Stalin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Stalin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Broseph Stalin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Broseph Stalin's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3##CL#
Holder clinches.
Stalin fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Stalin lands with a right to the head.
Holder creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
A shot in the inside from Stalin.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Holder.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holder throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Holder throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Broseph Stalin seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holder misses with the head strike.
Stalin swings wildly with an uppercut but Holder uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holder throws an elbow but it misses.
Stalin lands with a short punch from the clinch. #KD2#
Stalin connects with a big uppercut there that sends Holder tumbling to the ground! Stalin follows him down into his guard. #ROC2#
Holder is rocked!
Stalin must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T1#
Holder looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Oh Holder is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SU2#
Stalin stands up and waves to Holder to follow him. #CL2#
Stalin drives through and clinches with Holder against the cage.
Holder seems to have got his legs back now.
Holder swings wildly with an uppercut but Stalin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stalin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Stalin has a couple of punches blocked by Holder.
Stalin blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Stalin dips a shoulder and cracks Holder with a mighty uppercut! Holder falls back against the cage and Stalin unloads with a barrage of strikes! Holder is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Stalin screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Broseph Stalin!
Broseph Stalin seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Noddy Holder spoke after the fight, saying 'It's CHRISTMAS!!!'.

 

Event: KONFLIKT SUPER 6 Series Rd1     
Date:   Mar 31, 2018
#R1##CL2#
Holder moves into range and clinches up with Mane.
Holder lands a nice elbow. #CUT2#
It looks like Gutzy Mane has been cut.
Mane blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Mane is trying to break free.
Mane takes an elbow to the forehead.
Mane is pushing Holder up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Holder blocking some punches.
Mane is trying to maintain a safe position but Holder gets an underhook and turns Mane into the cage.
Holder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Holder.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mane is trying to push Holder away but Holder has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Mane avoids the elbow strike from Holder, against the cage.
Holder keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Mane's efforts to push away.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Mane takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. #T1#
Mane avoiding damage.
Mane holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Holder stalling.
Holder lands an elbow inside that Mane shrugs off.
Holder is stalling here.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Mane is looking to control Holder's arms but Holder gets an underhook and turns him. Now Mane has his back to the cage.
Holder lands a nice elbow.
Holder effectively controlling the action here.
Holder throws an elbow that misses. #T2#
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Holder blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Holder lands an elbow just above Mane 's eye.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Holder.
Mane scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Holder creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mane's defenses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Mane - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Mane in his tracks for a moment.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mane trying to control the position but instead, Holder has worked for underhooks and has pushed Mane into the cage.
Mane blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Mane takes an elbow to the forehead. #CUT2#
Gutzy Mane's cut is getting worse.#T3#
Holder stalling against the cage.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mane dodges an elbow strike from Holder. #BC#
Mane breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mane keeps the fight on the outside.
Mane throwing a counter right hand but Holder manages to avoid it.
Mane just misses with a punch to the body. #CL2#
Holder closes the distance and pushes Mane back into the cage.
Mane tries to break free but Holder pushes him back against the cage.
Mane is looking to break free of the clinch but Holder has double underhooks.
Mane looking to stall.
Mane tries to break the clinch but Holder is controlling the position. #BC#
Mane breaks from the clinch.
Holder wants to clinch up but Mane keeps it at a distance.#T4#
Jab by Mane.
Holder wants to clinch up but Mane keeps it at a distance.#CL2#
Holder forces Mane back against the cage and clinches.
Holder lands a damaging elbow.
Holder lands an elbow just above Mane 's eye.
Holder stalling the fight.
Mane can't break the clinch.
Mane taking a breather.
Mane is trying to push Holder away but Holder has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Mane lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Holder lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Holder just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mane's brow.
Mane working hard to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Noddy Holder dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gutzy Mane's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Holder moves in looking to clinch but Mane pushes him off.
Noddy Holder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Holder clinches up with Mane and pushes him back against the cage.
Holder trying to control the position but instead, Mane has worked for underhooks and has pushed Holder into the cage.
Noddy Holder seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Mane holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Holder lands an elbow that stopped Mane in his tracks for a moment.
Mane has had enough of the clinch but Holder keeps him there for the moment.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Mane.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mane tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Holder misses with an elbow strike.
Mane taking a breather.
Holder comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mane lands a nice uppercut.#T1#
Holder leaning his opponent against the cage.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Mane blocks an elbow strike from Holder.
Mane blocks the elbow strike.
Holder lands an elbow just above Mane 's eye. #CUT2#
Gutzy Mane's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice elbow from Holder.
Mane has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Holder looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Nice elbow from Holder. #ROC2#
Mane is rocked!
Holder pushes off an throws an elbow but Mane leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Oh Mane is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Mane letting Holder take a breather here.
Holder throws an elbow that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Mane's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mane seems to have got his legs back now.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.#T2#
Holder lands an elbow inside. #CUT2#
Jeez, Gutzy Mane's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Holder pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Holder gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mane blocks an elbow strike.
Mane tries to break the clinch but Holder is controlling the position.
Mane is pushing Holder up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Nice elbow from Holder.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Gutzy Mane's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Noddy Holder!
An out of breath Noddy Holder thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.

 

 
 
 
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