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Event:
EG 6: Day of Wreckoning
Date: Jul 15, 2017 |
#R1#
Fucker shoots for a double leg takedown but Monroe sprawls well. He's pushed Fucker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice defenses there by Fucker.
Fucker moves away from the strike by Monroe.
Monroe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fucker.
Fucker half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Fucker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Monroe.
Monroe scores with a one two! Fucker had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes. #CUT2#
It looks like Toxic Fucker has been cut.
Fucker shoots in looking for a takedown but Monroe manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Fucker's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monroe misses with a looping right.
A head kick from Fucker lands but Monroe takes it in his stride.
Fucker has been working on his balance at , so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Monroe.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Fucker appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Fucker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Monroe manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T1#
Fucker slips under a jab.
Fucker throws a hook but Monroe avoids it easily.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Monroe looks to land a right hand but Fucker moved out of range.
Monroe throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fucker sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Fucker misses the target.
Monroe misses with a straight left.
Fucker shoots for a takedown but Monroe saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toxic Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Monroe walks into a straight right hand from Fucker.
Fucker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.#T2#
Fucker with a lazy takedown attempt
and Monroe connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Monroe throws a hook to the side of Fucker's head but Fucker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fucker lands with a right hand.
Monroe jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fucker throws a hook to the side of Monroe's head but Monroe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little jabbing left from Monroe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Monroe loads up on a big right hand but Fucker slips the punch.
Monroe connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Monroe misses with a right hand
and Fucker counters with a one-two to the body.
Fucker slips under a jab.#T3#
Monroe is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fucker wants to clinch but Monroe slips to the side
and Monroe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Monroe misses with a hook
and Fucker counters with a left and a right that stings Monroe.
Fucker misses with a takedown attempt
and Fucker takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fucker stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fucker. Monroe does a little dance to reset his feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Fucker.
Fucker fails to land the takedown.#T4#
Fucker looks for a takedown but Monroe sprawls well.
Monroe misses with a hook.
A jab from Monroe misses.
Monroe throws a hook to the side of Fucker's head but Fucker sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Monroe missing with a left hand there. Fucker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucker scores with a nice strike.
Isaiah Monroe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Monroe tests Fucker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fucker shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Monroe throws out a loose jab but Fucker uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Isaiah Monroe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Toxic Fucker's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2#
Monroe misses with a straight right.
Fucker falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Monroe to counter with a crisp jab.
Isaiah Monroe seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Monroe looks to throw the jab but Fucker is out of range.
Fucker drops down looking for a counter takedown but Monroe sprawls and moves away.
Monroe connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Monroe waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fucker.
Monroe keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fucker fails with the takedown
and Monroe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A big left from Monroe misses. #T1#
Monroe misses with an uppercut. Fucker saw that one coming.
Fucker tries to counter with a takedown but Monroe is quick to defend against it.
Monroe ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fucker steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Monroe.
Monroe stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Monroe wants it to stay on the feet.
Monroe looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Monroe works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fucker has his takedown stuffed
and Monroe counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Toxic Fucker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Monroe.
Monroe misses with an uppercut. Fucker saw that one coming.
Fucker changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.#T2#
Monroe throws an overhand right that lands on Fucker's shoulder, as Fucker tries to avoid the shot.
Monroe misses with an uppercut.
Fucker gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Monroe counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#
Toxic Fucker's cut is getting worse.
Fucker moves away from the strike by Monroe.
Fucker shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Monroe to counter with a crisp jab.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Fucker might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Monroe thows a left - swing and a miss!
A cross from Monroe lands.#T3#
Monroe looks to throw the jab but Fucker is out of range.
Monroe fails to land with a series of punches.
Monroe loads up on a big right hand but Fucker slips the punch.
Fucker catches Monroe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Fucker takes one on the button.
Fucker ducks under a wild hook from Monroe.
Fucker is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Monroe.
Fucker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Monroe defends it nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Monroe! But no joy.#T4#
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but Fucker ducks down to avoid it.
Fucker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Monroe is fending him off so far but Fucker persists. Nope, Monroe circles away and we're back to standing.
Monroe throws a hook but Fucker blocks it.
Monroe missing with a left hand there. Fucker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Nice uppercut there from Monroe.
Fucker slips a jab from Monroe.
Fucker doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Monroe counters with a nice uppercut. #CUT2#
Toxic Fucker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but Fucker ducks down to avoid it.
Monroe misses with a hook. Fucker ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Isaiah Monroe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Toxic Fucker's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Monroe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fucker.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Monroe! But no joy.
A big right from Monroe misses.
Fucker feinted with a counter takedown.
Fucker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Monroe.
Fucker closes this distance looking for a takedown but Monroe circles away.
Fucker moves out of range of the strikes.
Fucker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Monroe is fending him off so far but Fucker persists. Nope, Monroe circles away and we're back to standing.
A slow jab from Monroe misses its intended target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monroe misses with a straight right.
Fucker tries to counter with a takedown but Monroe is quick to defend against it.
Fucker sizes up Monroe with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Monroe throws a looping overhand right but Fucker ducks down to avoid it. #T1#
Monroe swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Isaiah Monroe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Monroe throws a jab when Fucker was well out of range.
Fucker blocks a jab.
Fucker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Monroe throws a combination that misses #TD#
and Fucker counters with a shoot takedown. Monroe fights it but they end up in guard.
Monroe is looking to stand back up but Fucker counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Monroe.
Monroe really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Fucker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.#REVB##SUB#
Monroe pushes Fucker off, looking to escape but Fucker dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Monroe is forced to tap! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Toxic Fucker!
A victorious Toxic Fucker thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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Event:
EG 5: Glorious Death
Date: Jun 24, 2017 |
#R1#
Joe keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
#CUT#
It looks like Toxic Fucker has been cut.
Joe throws out a powerful jab.
Joe catches Fucker with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!#ROC#
Fucker is rocked!
Joe steps in with a hook that catches Fucker right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Joe follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Fucker looks absolutely devastated.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Joe!
Don Joe decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Toxic Fucker had this to say: 'Thank my fans and i'm waiting now for titleshot. Oss!'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Jun 14, 2017 |
#R1#
TestSeven wants to clinch up but Fucker keeps it at a distance.#TD2#
TestSeven shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Fucker napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Fucker regains half guard.#SUB2#
TestSeven is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
TestSeven with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Fucker is trying to maintain the position but TestSeven is very close to passing his half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
TestSeven missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
TestSeven is keen to just control but Fucker is a slippery customer.#T1#
Fucker is looking to improve his position.
Fucker is not content to let TestSeven control the position.
TestSeven content to sit in half guard and control for a moment. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Fucker closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming TestSeven to the mat! TestSeven manages to get full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T2##SU#
Fucker decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow. #TD#
TestSeven gets caught flat footed, as Fucker shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
TestSeven is trying to control the position from the bottom.
#SU#
Fucker stands up and waves to TestSeven to follow him. #TD2#
TestSeven closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - TestSeven lands in his opponent's guard.#ES#
Fucker is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. TestSeven presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat. #T3#
Fucker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #TD#
Fucker gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.#SUB#
Fucker is working for a submission of some sort.
TestSeven tries to get to full guard but Fucker has control of the leg.
TestSeven looks winded!#SUB#
Fucker is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. #T4#
Fucker wants to stand up but TestSeven is controlling the position.
#SUB#
Fucker seems to be looking for submissions.
TestSeven is looking to improve his position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fucker lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
TestSeven is controlling Fucker's position as best he can from this difficult position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Toxic Fucker dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2##TD#
Fucker darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
TestSeven is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Fucker is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
#SUB#
Fucker is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so TestSeven is just riding it out for now. Fucker eventually gives up the hold. #T1#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
TestSeven keeping control of the position.
TestSeven wants to control but Fucker is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB#
Fucker is working for a submission of some sort.
#T2#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.#SUB#
Fucker is looking for a kimura here.
TestSeven tries to roll over but Fucker keeps him under control.#SUB2#
TestSeven has guillotine here! It looks pretty tight! Could this be all over! No, Fucker escapes and passes into side control at the same time. Nice work there by Fucker!
Fucker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that TestSeven can do to turn this around?#SU#
Fucker stands up and we're back to a striking position. #T3##TD2#
TestSeven drives through with a takedown into guard. #ES#
Fucker is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. TestSeven presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
TestSeven is breathing heavily.
TestSeven tries to stall but Fucker uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
#TD#
Fucker works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
TestSeven working a defensive guard here.
#SUB#
Fucker is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Fucker landing some decent shots from guard. #T4##SU#
Fucker gets to his feet - TestSeven follows without any prompting.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fucker thuds a left hand into TestSeven's body.
TestSeven walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.#TD#
Fucker looking to score a takedown here. TestSeven is defending well but Fucker drives through and ends up in TestSeven's guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fucker scoring with punches to the head and body.
Fucker stands up over TestSeven, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
TestSeven wants to get back to his feet but Fucker is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Toxic Fucker dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Fucker scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Fucker landing a few strikes.
TestSeven is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Fucker working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
TestSeven tries to improve position but can't.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#SUB#
Fucker looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. #SUB#
Fucker tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Fucker has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #T1##SUB#
Fucker thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
TestSeven is looking for a sweep.
TestSeven takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#SUB#
Fucker tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fucker looks up at the clock and then as TestSeven takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Fucker smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
#T2#
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Fucker tries to advance to mount but can't.
TestSeven manages to work his way to half guard, despite Fucker's best efforts.#SUB#
Fucker is sneakily working for an arm triangle but TestSeven sees it coming and defends easily.
Toxic Fucker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.#SUB#
Fucker is working for a kimura but TestSeven is defending it quite comfortably.
#SUB#
Fucker is trying to work for a kimura but TestSeven is defending well.
#T3#
TestSeven tries to roll over but Fucker keeps him under control.
Fucker working over TestSeven with some ground and pound. TestSeven looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB#
Fucker is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, TestSeven has managed to free his arm - good work. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fucker prevents TestSeven from improving his position.#SUB#
Fucker is working for a kimura here but TestSeven manages to reverse the position and he's now in Fucker's guard.
Toxic Fucker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
TestSeven trying to control but Fucker is working from the bottom.
TestSeven is fighting to break Fucker's control of his arms but Fucker is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
TestSeven TestSeven has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fucker is on top in guard.
#REVR#
And that's the end of the fight!
Toxic Fucker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fucker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Toxic Fucker!
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