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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 09, 2017 |
#R1#
To Spam Takedowns with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Diame dives in and grabs To Spam Takedowns's left leg, looking for a takedown. To Spam Takedowns pushes down on Diame's head and hops out.
Diame doesn't succeed with the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut.
To Spam Takedowns lands a nice shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
To Spam Takedowns slaps away a takedown attempt from Diame, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dumba Diame. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Diame tries for a takedown but To Spam Takedowns circles away easily
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
To Spam Takedowns lands with a shot to the body.
Diame misses with a takedown attempt
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab.
Diame fails with the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#ROC2#
Diame is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
To Spam Takedowns lands an uppercut, right on the button! Diame tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
An intense looking I Dare You To Spam Takedowns took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'Looks like someone tried to spam some takedowns! Anyway, I can finally stop fighting and become a Sparbot... SWEET RELEASE!'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 06, 2017 |
#R1#
To Spam Takedowns missing with a left hand there. Stephens was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. #CL2#
Stephens clinches up against the cage.
To Spam Takedowns swings wildly with an uppercut but Stephens uses good head movement to avoid it. #BC2#
Stephens's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stephens shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. To Spam Takedowns wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stephens gets slowly back to his feet.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Stephens manages to avoid it.
To Spam Takedowns swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Stephens.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns jabs Stephens to the body, keeping him at a distance.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a looping left.
Stephens shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has To Spam Takedowns pinned against the cage. To Spam Takedowns gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.#T1#
Stephens throws a sloppy head kick
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a straight right hand.
To Spam Takedowns throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Stephens stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Stephens takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Donk. To Spam Takedowns catches Stephens right on the button with a cross.
A lazy left from To Spam Takedowns finds it's target.
Stephens ducks right into an uppercut from To Spam Takedowns.
Stephens with a poor takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Samuel Stephens.
Stephens shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. To Spam Takedowns wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stephens gets slowly back to his feet.
Stephens defending well as To Spam Takedowns loads up on a big left hand.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a two punch combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
To Spam Takedowns misses with a few strikes there.
Stephens throws a head kick that misses
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
To Spam Takedowns uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Stephens.#T2#
To Spam Takedowns lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Stephens backs up against the cage.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Stephens doesn't seem bothered though.
To Spam Takedowns stuffs the takedown.
To Spam Takedowns connects with a jab.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
To Spam Takedowns just misses with a punch to the body.
To Spam Takedowns jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Stephens with a lazy takedown attempt
and To Spam Takedowns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#ROC#
Stephens is rocked!
Stephens shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. To Spam Takedowns wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stephens gets slowly back to his feet.
To Spam Takedowns avoids a punch combination nicely.
Stephens looks winded!
To Spam Takedowns getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Stephens is still on wobbly legs! Can To Spam Takedowns finish him?#CUT#
It looks like Samuel Stephens has been cut.
To Spam Takedowns lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Stephens falls backwards - clearly groggy! To Spam Takedowns dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'MOFUCKIN SWAN SONG! RETIRING NOW BUT THANKS THO.'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Apr 02, 2017 |
#R1#
To Spam Takedowns lands an overhand right.
Clifford shoots and misses
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab. #TD#
Clifford drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.#SUB#
Clifford drops back looking for a leg! To Spam Takedowns is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and To Spam Takedowns manages to kick Clifford off! Clifford jumps back into To Spam Takedowns's guard.
To Spam Takedowns keeping moving, preventing Clifford from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clifford pushing down on To Spam Takedowns's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work. #T1#
Clifford throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Clifford is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
To Spam Takedowns avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Clifford .
Clifford trying to control the action but To Spam Takedowns is working from the bottom. #SU#
Clifford decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a series of wild punches.
#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Clifford has his takedown stuffed
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
To Spam Takedowns lands a right hook to the body.
Clifford gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a stiff right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shane Clifford . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Clifford fails with the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Clifford has his takedown stuffed
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Clifford darts in trying to clinch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
To Spam Takedowns lands an overhand right.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Clifford looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Clifford tries for a takedown but To Spam Takedowns circles away easily
and Clifford takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Clifford takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! To Spam Takedowns crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Clifford - the referee stops the clock and To Spam Takedowns gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Clifford . To Spam Takedowns manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
To Spam Takedowns's jab looks to have found its range, popping Clifford under the eye.
To Spam Takedowns is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Clifford had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Clifford fails with the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
To Spam Takedowns connects with a good right hand that stumbles Clifford . Clifford circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
To Spam Takedowns scores with a punch to the head.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a body shot.
Clifford throws an ugly left hook that misses
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
To Spam Takedowns feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Clifford s jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
To Spam Takedowns thuds a left hand into Clifford 's body.#CL#
Clifford has To Spam Takedowns up against the cage in a clinch.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a body punch.
Clifford wants to take the fight to the mat but To Spam Takedowns manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Clifford is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
To Spam Takedowns can't break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Clifford takes the fight into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for To Spam Takedowns.
Clifford is trying to work for a single leg takedown but To Spam Takedowns pulls him back up using the underhooks. #TD#
Clifford ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Clifford no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard. #SUB#
Clifford had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. To Spam Takedowns defends it easily.
We've been informed that To Spam Takedowns has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Clifford looking to hit a scissor sweep but To Spam Takedowns is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clifford being controlled here, momentarily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1#
To Spam Takedowns tries to free his leg and advance position but Clifford is retaining full guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Clifford is trying to control the position but To Spam Takedowns postures up. #SUB#
Clifford has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but To Spam Takedowns can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Clifford trying to keep a closed guard but To Spam Takedowns is proving a slippery customer.
To Spam Takedowns must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.#T2#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
To Spam Takedowns slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
To Spam Takedowns missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Clifford looking to control.
#REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#TD#
Clifford feints and as To Spam Takedowns raises his hands in defense, Clifford changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.#ES2#
To Spam Takedowns uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Clifford doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns stuffs the takedown attempt from Clifford . Clifford gets slowly back to his feet. #T3#
To Spam Takedowns jabs at Clifford 's body.
Clifford on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Clifford looks to clinch
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab.
Clifford misses with a takedown attempt
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shane Clifford . That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
To Spam Takedowns jabs at Clifford 's body.
Clifford misses with a takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Clifford shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a stiff right hand.
To Spam Takedowns has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Clifford takes one on the button.#T4#
To Spam Takedowns lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by To Spam Takedowns.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clifford throws a head kick that misses
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice body shot.
To Spam Takedowns lands a right hook to the body.
To Spam Takedowns connects with a body shot that sends Clifford 's belly button to the back.
Left hook, right uppercut from To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
To Spam Takedowns wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
To Spam Takedowns throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
#ROC2#
Clifford is rocked!
To Spam Takedowns digs a good body shot into Clifford 's ribs.
Oh Clifford is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Clifford gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Shane Clifford seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Clifford throws a wild hook but To Spam Takedowns just manages to duck under it and - ooooh! Clifford gets nailed by a brutal uppercut which crumples him back against the cage! The referee jumps in - To Spam Takedowns raises his hands in celebration and walks away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
Post fight, I Dare You To Spam Takedowns took to the microphone: 'MOFUCKIN SWAN SONG! RETIRING NOW BUT THANKS THO.'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 24, 2017 |
#R1#
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
To Spam Takedowns swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
To Spam Takedowns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A swing and a miss from Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns throws a jab when Piss Bladder was well out of range.
Piss Bladder takes a swing at To Spam Takedowns's ribcage but misses.
Piss Bladder throws a shot from downtown. To Spam Takedowns moves away and avoids it.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Piss Bladder misses the body punch
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Piss Bladder scores with a body shot.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot
letting To Spam Takedowns counter with a right hand. #T1#
Piss Bladder throws a body shot but no joy.
Piss Bladder connects with a body shot that sends To Spam Takedowns's belly button to the back.
Piss Bladder throws the left hand but To Spam Takedowns avoids the punch easily.
To Spam Takedowns keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns throws a big counter combination but Piss Bladder scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Piss Bladder moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Piss Bladder fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
To Spam Takedowns moves away from the strike by Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
To Spam Takedowns ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. To Spam Takedowns was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#T2#
To Spam Takedowns displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
To Spam Takedowns tries for a takedown but Piss Bladder sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
To Spam Takedowns throws a looping overhand right but Piss Bladder ducks down to avoid it.
Piss Bladder uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Piss Bladder takes a swing at To Spam Takedowns's ribcage but misses.
Piss Bladder swings and misses with a shot to the body
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Piss Bladder misses the body punch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Piss Bladder thows a left - swing and a miss!
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Piss Bladder manages to avoid it.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Piss Bladder throws a poor cross that misses
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut. #T3#
Piss Bladder misses with a few strikes there.
To Spam Takedowns ducks under a wild hook from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
Jab from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
A slow jab from Piss Bladder misses its intended target.
Piss Bladder swings and misses with a shot to the body#TD#
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns won't allow Piss Bladder to sweep him here.
To Spam Takedowns stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Piss Bladder swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Piss Bladder wants to sweep here but To Spam Takedowns controlling him for the moment. #T4#
Piss Bladder lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
To Spam Takedowns has a closed guard, preventing Piss Bladder from standing up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
To Spam Takedowns is controlling Piss Bladder's posture.
Piss Bladder preventing the sweep.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Swollen Piss Bladder dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R2#
To Spam Takedowns uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
To Spam Takedowns takes a jab right on the kisser.
We've been informed that Piss Bladder has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps To Spam Takedowns's head backwards.
Piss Bladder cracks To Spam Takedowns with a good jab.
To Spam Takedowns avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder fakes high and swings low for a body shot but To Spam Takedowns manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Piss Bladder. That snapped To Spam Takedowns's head back.
Decent striking displayed by Piss Bladder there.
Piss Bladder fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.#T1#
To Spam Takedowns fails to land the takedown.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a hook. Piss Bladder ducked under it nicely.
It seemed like Piss Bladder was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Piss Bladder scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Piss Bladder misses the shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns throws a big counter combination but Piss Bladder scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Piss Bladder misses with a wild body shot.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice right hand.
Piss Bladder fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
To Spam Takedowns looks to throw the jab but Piss Bladder is out of range.
To Spam Takedowns takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice strike.
To Spam Takedowns lands with a nice body punch.
Swollen Piss Bladder seems to be getting the better of the standup.#T2#
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
Piss Bladder scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters circle momentarily. Piss Bladder darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A cross from Piss Bladder lands.
Piss Bladder ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
Piss Bladder scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Piss Bladder moves out of range of the strikes.
The fighters circle momentarily. To Spam Takedowns darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
To Spam Takedowns closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
To Spam Takedowns takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
To Spam Takedowns fails to land the takedown.
Piss Bladder looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.#T3#
Piss Bladder throws an overhand right that lands on To Spam Takedowns's shoulder, as To Spam Takedowns tries to avoid the shot.
To Spam Takedowns lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Piss Bladder circles away quickly and effectively.
Piss Bladder looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
Piss Bladder lands a nice hook to To Spam Takedowns's body. To Spam Takedowns takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Piss Bladder lands with a nice body punch.
To Spam Takedowns drops his hands momentarily and Piss Bladder takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Piss Bladder fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
To Spam Takedowns looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Piss Bladder lands with a nice body punch.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Piss Bladder connects with a looping right hand.
#T4#
Piss Bladder works the jab nicely.
To Spam Takedowns waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
To Spam Takedowns closes this distance looking for a takedown but Piss Bladder circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for I Dare You To Spam Takedowns. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
To Spam Takedowns avoids the body shot from Piss Bladder.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Piss Bladder lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
To Spam Takedowns walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Spam Takedowns.
A looping hook to the body misses from Piss Bladder. To Spam Takedowns does a little dance to reset his feet.
To Spam Takedowns was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Piss Bladder misses with a wild body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Swollen Piss Bladder showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Piss Bladder lands the left hand.
Piss Bladder tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder connects with a body shot that sends To Spam Takedowns's belly button to the back.
Piss Bladder scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. To Spam Takedowns doesn't seem bothered though.
Piss Bladder throws a good cross that connects.
To Spam Takedowns displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Piss Bladder throws out the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from To Spam Takedowns misses the target.
Piss Bladder lands a straight punch to the body, keeping To Spam Takedowns at a distance.
Piss Bladder throws a body punch but To Spam Takedowns moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
To Spam Takedowns lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Piss Bladder jabs at To Spam Takedowns's body.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
#T1#
Piss Bladder misses with a body punch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut.
The fighters circle momentarily. To Spam Takedowns darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The fighters circling - To Spam Takedowns throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Piss Bladder cracks To Spam Takedowns with a good jab.
Jab, jab by Piss Bladder - just one landing.
Piss Bladder missing with a left hand there. To Spam Takedowns was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Piss Bladder misses with a hook
letting To Spam Takedowns counter with a right hand.
Piss Bladder lands with a straight right. To Spam Takedowns didn't see that one coming.
A jab from Piss Bladder misses.
To Spam Takedowns is looking to counter punch.
Piss Bladder thuds a left hand into To Spam Takedowns's body.
To Spam Takedowns throws a series of punches but Piss Bladder moves out of range.
Swollen Piss Bladder is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#T2#
To Spam Takedowns is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Piss Bladder.
Swollen Piss Bladder is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Piss Bladder throws a big shot that misses.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Piss Bladder misses with a lunging right hand
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab.
To Spam Takedowns shoots in for a takedown but Piss Bladder shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Piss Bladder swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Piss Bladder jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Piss Bladder throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Piss Bladder misses the shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Piss Bladder just misses with a punch to the body.
To Spam Takedowns is looking for a counter combo.
To Spam Takedowns's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Piss Bladder connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! To Spam Takedowns scrambles back to his feet.
Piss Bladder scores with a shot to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Piss Bladder there.#T3#
Piss Bladder ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Piss Bladder lands with a hook. To Spam Takedowns tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Piss Bladder lands a body shot.
Nice shot lands for Piss Bladder.
To Spam Takedowns takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Piss Bladder connects with a single shot there.
Piss Bladder throws a sloppy body shot
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a three punch combo that has Piss Bladder backing up. Piss Bladder nods at To Spam Takedowns to acknowledge the strikes.
Piss Bladder lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Piss Bladder listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Piss Bladder keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Danga de danga de dang - Piss Bladder scores with a four punch combination!#T4#
Piss Bladder lands an overhand right.
Piss Bladder thuds his right hand into To Spam Takedowns's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Piss Bladder clobbers To Spam Takedowns with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Piss Bladder slips under a jab from To Spam Takedowns.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Piss Bladder! But no joy.
Piss Bladder throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nice uppercut there from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Piss Bladder misses with a body shot.
To Spam Takedowns uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Swollen Piss Bladder comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Piss Bladder winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Swollen Piss Bladder!
An out of breath Swollen Piss Bladder thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns spoke after the fight, saying 'I lost, but I can take solace in the fact that it took someone named PISS BLADDER managed by A LITERAL FART MASTER to beat me.
Real recognize real. '.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 19, 2017 |
#R1#
Akoi is looking to clinch but To Spam Takedowns is avoiding it.
To Spam Takedowns is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Akoi pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Akoi misses with a body shot
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Frank Akoi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
To Spam Takedowns walks into a jab.
Akoi misses with a left hand
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a one-two to the body.
Akoi throws a lazy uppercut
#TD#
so To Spam Takedowns counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
To Spam Takedowns is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
To Spam Takedowns loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
To Spam Takedowns content to stall in guard here. #T1#
To Spam Takedowns has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Akoi trying to control the position.
To Spam Takedowns stays in close to Akoi's body and controls the position. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Akoi misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Akoi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Frank Akoi is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Akoi doesn't manage to clinch there - To Spam Takedowns circles away.
To Spam Takedowns waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Akoi.
To Spam Takedowns takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
To Spam Takedowns just misses with a punch to the body.
Akoi let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Akoi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by To Spam Takedowns.
Akoi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a one-two to the body.
Akoi throws a good cross that connects.
Akoi tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. To Spam Takedowns manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.#T3#
To Spam Takedowns displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Akoi throws out the jab.
Akoi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns was well out of range. Poor timing from Akoi.
As Akoi looks to move away, To Spam Takedowns throws a big counter combo but Akoi just gets out of the way.
Akoi lands a right hook to the body.
Akoi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Akoi misses the shot to the body.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Akoi misses with a two punch combination.
To Spam Takedowns moves out of range of the strikes.
To Spam Takedowns is looking to counter punch.
Akoi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Akoi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Akoi manages to avoid it.#T4#
Akoi misses with an uppercut. To Spam Takedowns saw that one coming.
Akoi misses with a combination
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a one-two to the body.
Akoi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but To Spam Takedowns moves away.
To Spam Takedowns feinted with a counter takedown.
To Spam Takedowns throws a hook but Akoi blocks it.
A little jabbing left from Akoi on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by To Spam Takedowns.
Akoi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Akoi lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
To Spam Takedowns keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Akoi takes a swing at To Spam Takedowns's ribcage but misses.
Akoi swings for the body but To Spam Takedowns moves out of range.
To Spam Takedowns was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R2#
Akoi moves away from the strike by To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns misses with a straight left.
Akoi takes a swing at To Spam Takedowns's ribcage but misses.
Akoi misses with a hook. To Spam Takedowns ducked under it nicely.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Akoi misses with a telegraphed body shot
and To Spam Takedowns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Akoi moves out of range of the strikes.
Akoi let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Akoi throws a hook to the side of To Spam Takedowns's head but To Spam Takedowns sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Akoi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Akoi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
To Spam Takedowns throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.#T1#
Akoi misses with a hook to the body
and Akoi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
To Spam Takedowns throws a body punch but Akoi moves out of range.
To Spam Takedowns shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Akoi eats them both and turns towards To Spam Takedowns to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.#CUT#
It looks like Frank Akoi has been cut.
Akoi tries to clinch but To Spam Takedowns is having none of it.
A telegraphed right hand from To Spam Takedowns misses the target.
Akoi with a body punch. A glancing blow.
To Spam Takedowns ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
An attempted straight right counter from To Spam Takedowns misses the target.
Akoi moves to clinch but To Spam Takedowns breaks away
and Akoi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
To Spam Takedowns swings and misses with a hook to the body.
#T2#
To Spam Takedowns drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.#TD#
To Spam Takedowns shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. To Spam Takedowns showed some decent athleticism there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
To Spam Takedowns sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Akoi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but To Spam Takedowns scores with a couple of nice shots.
To Spam Takedowns looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #T3#
To Spam Takedowns is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Akoi can do to turn this around?#T4#
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Akoi wants to get back to full guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
To Spam Takedowns working Akoi over with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
To Spam Takedowns winds up and cracks Akoi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
To Spam Takedowns trying to pass the guard but Akoi defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Still in half guard, To Spam Takedowns seems content to control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Frank Akoi's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Akoi on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Akoi throws a combination but it was largely blocked by To Spam Takedowns.
Akoi swings for the body but To Spam Takedowns moves out of range.
To Spam Takedowns misses the jab.
To Spam Takedowns lands a slapping body shot.
Akoi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A big left from Akoi misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Akoi displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as To Spam Takedowns throws out the jab.
Akoi misses the shot to the body.
To Spam Takedowns was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Akoi misses with a left hand
and To Spam Takedowns cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.#T1#
Akoi lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Akoi closes the distance looking to clinch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Akoi misses with a lunging right hand
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a stiff right hand.
Akoi is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by To Spam Takedowns.
Akoi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
#TD#
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
To Spam Takedowns is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
To Spam Takedowns lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.#T2#
To Spam Takedowns pushes down on Akoi's leg and manages to get into half guard.
To Spam Takedowns is figuring out what he wants to do next.
To Spam Takedowns seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Akoi for as long as he can get away with.#T3##REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Akoi misses with a wild body shot.
A little feinted left hand from To Spam Takedowns on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Akoi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but To Spam Takedowns circles away quickly and effectively.#T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
To Spam Takedowns digs a good body shot into Akoi's ribs.
Akoi misses with a hook. To Spam Takedowns ducked under it nicely.
To Spam Takedowns appears to be looking for a big counter.
Akoi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but To Spam Takedowns manages to avoid it.
Akoi takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Frank Akoi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Akoi misses with a body shot.
To Spam Takedowns drops down looking for a counter takedown but Akoi sprawls and moves away.
Akoi tries to clinch but To Spam Takedowns moves out of range.
Akoi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Akoi looks to throw the jab but To Spam Takedowns is out of range.
Akoi looks to score with a jab to the body but To Spam Takedowns is just out of range.
To Spam Takedowns feinted with a counter takedown.
And that's the end of the fight!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns showed his dominance in that final round.
Well To Spam Takedowns has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ryoma Takatsuka scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Looks like a motherfucker tried to spam some Takedowns! Bad call dude!'.
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Event:
Quick Fight Championship
Date: Mar 15, 2017 |
#R1#
To Spam Takedowns displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ahmad.
Ahmad fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
To Spam Takedowns displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ahmad.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Riki Ahmad.#TD2#
Ahmad looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for To Spam Takedowns!
Ahmad is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SU2#
Ahmad stands up and beckons To Spam Takedowns to his feet.
To Spam Takedowns throws an overhand right that lands on Ahmad's shoulder, as Ahmad tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahmad looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.#TD2#
To Spam Takedowns gets caught napping as Ahmad dives in and scores a takedown. To Spam Takedowns manages to retain guard.#SU2#
Ahmad stands up from To Spam Takedowns's guard - Ahmad perhaps looking for a knockout. #T1#
Ahmad fails with the takedown.
Ahmad misses with a takedown attempt - To Spam Takedowns sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#TD2#
Ahmad scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#SU2#
Ahmad stands up and beckons To Spam Takedowns to his feet. #TD2#
Ahmad throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. To Spam Takedowns was covering up waiting for the punch and Ahmad finishes the takedown easily into guard. #SU2#
Ahmad stands and steps away. To Spam Takedowns gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
To Spam Takedowns slaps away a takedown attempt from Ahmad, before circling back to the center of the mat.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ahmad tries for a takedown but To Spam Takedowns circles away easily
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T2#
Ahmad shoots in for a double leg but To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.#TD2#
Ahmad gets a takedown into half guard.
Ahmad looks winded!
To Spam Takedowns trying to control but Ahmad postures up.
#SU2#
Ahmad stands up out of the half guard.
Ahmad dives in for a single leg takedown but To Spam Takedowns sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
To Spam Takedowns lunges at Ahmad with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ahmad's hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD2#
Ahmad closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming To Spam Takedowns to the mat! To Spam Takedowns manages to get full guard.
To Spam Takedowns on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if To Spam Takedowns tries to get out of the position.
To Spam Takedowns controlling the position.#SU2#
Ahmad stands up and waves to To Spam Takedowns to follow him.
Ahmad shoots in but To Spam Takedowns avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T3#
To Spam Takedowns lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ahmad with a lazy takedown attempt
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#CUT#
It looks like Riki Ahmad has been cut.
Riki Ahmad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ahmad fails with the takedown
and Ahmad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ahmad shoots for a double leg takedown but To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. He's pushed Ahmad's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ahmad shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts To Spam Takedowns as he jumps to the side.
To Spam Takedowns works over Ahmad's head and body with a nice combination.
To Spam Takedowns fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ahmad looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ahmad tries for a takedown but To Spam Takedowns circles away easily
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. #T4#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ahmad with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab.
To Spam Takedowns connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ahmad momentarily.
To Spam Takedowns defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ahmad.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Ahmad dodges the punch combination from To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns lands a lovely overhand right.
Ahmad closes the distance and clinches up with To Spam Takedowns, looking for a takedown. Ahmad pushes To Spam Takedowns against the cage but To Spam Takedowns circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ahmad with a poor takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut.
To Spam Takedowns cracks Ahmad with an open hand slap.#ROC#
Ahmad is rocked!
To Spam Takedowns fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ahmad is still on wobbly legs! Can To Spam Takedowns finish him?
To Spam Takedowns stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Riki Ahmad's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Ahmad shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. To Spam Takedowns defends it nicely.
Ahmad seems to have recovered his senses.#TD2#
Ahmad manages to get an easy takedown there - catching To Spam Takedowns on his heels. He'll look to pass To Spam Takedowns's guard now, I'm sure.
To Spam Takedowns is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.#SU2#
Ahmad decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on To Spam Takedowns, up you get!
To Spam Takedowns stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and To Spam Takedowns wants it to stay on the feet.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Ahmad manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahmad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Riki Ahmad.
Ahmad is breathing heavily.#KD#
To Spam Takedowns drops Ahmad with a beautiful combination! Ahmad stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - To Spam Takedowns is looking for the KO!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!#KD#
To Spam Takedowns lands a big uppercut and Ahmad crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Ahmad looks OK. To Spam Takedowns waves Ahmad back to his feet!#T1#
To Spam Takedowns pounces like a tiger and cracks Ahmad with a vicious hook! Ahmad is down but not out! To Spam Takedowns follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
Post fight, I Dare You To Spam Takedowns took to the microphone: 'Looks like a motherfucker tried to spam some Takedowns! Bad call dude!'.
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