Play by Play - Fighter's Fight Commentary

Event: DARE VEGAS
Date: Dec 02, 2017

#R1#
A telegraphed right hand from Crespo misses the target.
Squarepants appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Crespo swings and misses with a hook to the body. #TD2#
Crespo shoots in and bounces Squarepants off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Squarepants knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Crespo on the ground.
Squarepants wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Squarepants looking for a sweep. Not yet Squarepants, not yet.
Crespo working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Squarepants's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crespo trying to control but Squarepants is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crespo is pushing down on Squarepants's leg trying to pass to half guard. Squarepants is fighting to maintain full guard but Crespo has managed to sneak the leg through.
Squarepants manages to get to full guard.
Crespo working some strikes from top position.#T1#
Squarepants keeping moving, preventing Crespo from controlling successfully.
Squarepants wants to control but instead he gets his guard passed and Crespo is now in half guard. #SUB2#
Crespo is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg. #SUB2#
Crespo is working for a submission of some sort.
Crespo is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.#SUB2#
Crespo seems to be working for a kimura but Squarepants defends the submission attempt.#T2##SUB2#
Crespo is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Squarepants defends it well. #SUB2#
Crespo is looking for a kimura here.
Squarepants keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Crespo wants to pass to mount but Squarepants is defending the position.
Crespo seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Crespo is looking to take a break and control but Squarepants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #T3#
Squarepants wants to control but Crespo is keeping busy.
Crespo wants to control but Squarepants is keeping him busy.
Crespo is thwarting Squarepants's attempts to control the position.#SUB2#
Crespo is looking for a kimura here.
Squarepants wants to control but Crespo is keeping busy and won't allow it. #SUB2#
Crespo is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Squarepants doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Crespo. #T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Crespo scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Squarepants won't allow Crespo to pass to mount.
Squarepants wants to control but Crespo is keeping busy.
Crespo working over Squarepants with some ground and pound. Squarepants looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#SUB2#
Crespo in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Squarepants tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Crespo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Aldo Crespo!
Aldo Crespo really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Red Light Coffeeshop logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.

Event: DARE RUSSIA
Date: Oct 27, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
Nice sprawl there from Squarepants as Eighteen shoots in.
Eighteen has a takedown stuffed.
Eighteen shoots in for a takedown but Squarepants shows good takedown defense.
Squidward Squarepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Android Eighteen .
Nice takedown defense from Squarepants. No joy for Eighteen on that attempt.
Eighteen closes this distance looking for a takedown but Squarepants circles away.
Squarepants seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Squarepants scores with a jab to the body.
Eighteen doesn't succeed with the takedown#CL#
and Squarepants counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #TD#
Squarepants successfully pulls guard.
Squarepants will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#ES#
Squarepants kicks Eighteen off and gets to his feet. #CL#
Squarepants takes the fight into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#BC#
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Squarepants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.#T1#
Eighteen shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Squarepants counters with a series of strikes. Eighteen will be more careful next time no doubt. #CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC#
Squarepants manages to break the clinch.
Eighteen misses with a takedown #CL#
and Squarepants counters into the clinch. Nicely done. #BC#
Squarepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Android Eighteen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Eighteen has his takedown stuffed#CL#
and Squarepants moves into the clinch.
Eighteen is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Squarepants is defending well.
Eighteen has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Squarepants after a bit of a struggle.
Squarepants prevents a takedown attempt there.
Squarepants prevents the takedown attempt.
Eighteen looks winded!#TD#
Squarepants pulls Eighteen into guard. #T2##SUB2#
Eighteen drops back looking for a leg! Squarepants is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Squarepants manages to kick Eighteen off! Eighteen jumps back into Squarepants's guard.
Squarepants looking for a sweep. Not yet Squarepants, not yet.
Eighteen wants to control from the top but Squarepants keeps moving. #SUB2#
Eighteen thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position. #SUB2#
Eighteen has gone for a leg lock! Squarepants slips out almost immediately though and dives into Eighteen 's guard.#REVR#
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squarepants wants to pass the guard but Eighteen is keeping the position.
Squarepants is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.#T3#
Squarepants advances position into side control!
Squarepants knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Eighteen on the ground.
Squarepants controls the position.#T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Eighteen is not content to let Squarepants control the position. #SU#
Squarepants stands up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Eighteen fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Squarepants avoids it really well and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Squarepants defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Eighteen .#TD#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Squarepants engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Squarepants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Eighteen can do to turn this around?#SUB2#
Squarepants avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Squarepants slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eighteen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound. #T1##SU#
Squarepants stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Eighteen fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Eighteen with a poor takedown
and Squarepants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work. #ROC#
Eighteen is rocked!
Squidward Squarepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Android Eighteen .#TD#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Squarepants was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Eighteen is still in real trouble! Can Squarepants finish him?#SUB#
Squarepants tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Squarepants has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #SUB#
Squarepants looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Eighteen takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain. #SUB#
Squarepants working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it. #T2#
Squarepants is looking to take a break and control but Eighteen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Eighteen seems to have recovered his senses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eighteen is trying to improve his position.
Squarepants tries to stand but Eighteen is controlling his head. #T3#
Squarepants wants to take a breather but Eighteen manages to regain guard - a lesson learnt for Squarepants.
Squarepants tries to free his leg and advance position but Eighteen is retaining full guard. #SU#
Squarepants gets to his feet. Eighteen looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son! #TD#
Squarepants changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Eighteen looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Squarepants tries to stand but Eighteen is controlling his head. #SU#
Squarepants stands up. #T4#
Eighteen tries for a takedown but Squarepants circles away easily#KD#
and Squarepants counters with a crisp one two that drops Eighteen ! Squarepants thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Eighteen to his feet! Eighteen is in big trouble!
Eighteen shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Squarepants as he avoids it easily.
Squarepants connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Eighteen ! He's out on his feet! Squarepants rushes in and drops Eighteen with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Squidward Squarepants!

Event: DARE RIO
Date: Sep 29, 2017

#R1##TD#
Lineker closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Squarepants quickly recovers to half guard.#ES2#
Squarepants makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!#TD#
Lineker looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Squarepants!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lineker cracks Squarepants with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Lineker taking a break here but Squarepants is having none of it and regains half guard.
Lineker lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Lineker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Lineker is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Lineker working Squarepants over with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lineker is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Lineker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. #T1#
Squarepants trying to hold on to Lineker's head to control him but Lineker postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lineker drops an elbow to the side of Squarepants's head.
Lineker is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Lineker is taking a breather. Squarepants says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Lineker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lineker throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lineker with the ground and pound but Squarepants uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Lineker lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lineker postures up in Squarepants's guard and throws a big left but Squarepants blocks it.
Lineker won't allow Squarepants to sweep him here. #T2#
Lineker cracks Squarepants with a solid left hand.
Lineker content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Lineker stopping the sweep attempt from Squarepants.
Lineker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact. #SUB2#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Squarepants is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lineker trying to control but Squarepants is working from the bottom.
Squarepants looking for a sweep. Not yet Squarepants, not yet.
Lineker throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Squarepants works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Lineker trying to control the position from guard on top but Squarepants is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Squarepants keeping full guard, as Lineker tries to pass.
Lineker scoring with some ground and pound. #T3#
Lineker with a nice head shot there.
Lineker scoring with some ground and pound.
Lineker is working Squarepants over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Lineker working some strikes from top position.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lineker's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Lineker content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Lineker throws an elbow that misses. Squarepants uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Lineker's guard. Nice move by Squarepants!#REVB##ES#
Lineker is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Squarepants presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Squarepants creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. #TD#
Lineker has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Squarepants clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lineker keeps control of the position as Squarepants tries to break free.
Lineker lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK. #T4#
Lineker lands a shot to the body.
Lineker is trying to stick to Squarepants's back but Squarepants is turning into Lineker. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Lineker's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Squarepants.
Lineker on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lineker tries to get out of the position.
Lineker wants to sweep here but Squarepants controlling him for the moment.
Squarepants would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Lineker trying to keep a closed guard but Squarepants is proving a slippery customer.
Squarepants stays in close to Lineker's body and controls the position.
Lineker throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Squarepants won't allow Lineker to get back to his feet.
Lineker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jhon Lineker dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Lineker sprawls well. Lineker wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
Lineker seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Squarepants lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #CUT2#
It looks like Jhon Lineker has been cut.#TD#
Lineker shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Lineker showed some decent athleticism there.
Squarepants pushes Lineker off looking to stand but Lineker dives back in and keeps control.
Squarepants is trying to get back to full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lineker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lineker lands strikes from half guard.
Squarepants is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Lineker's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Lineker's back!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lineker tries to escape but Squarepants has the hooks in and won't let him break free. #T1#
Squarepants trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Squarepants is hanging on to Lineker's back as he tries to escape.
Lineker covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Squarepants is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Squarepants is hanging on to Lineker's back as he tries to escape.
Squarepants trying to control.
Jhon Lineker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lineker trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Lineker can't escape the position. #SUB2#
Squarepants is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Lineker has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Lineker tries to break free. #T2#
Squarepants is riding his opponent, not letting Lineker buck him off.
Lineker is in bad spot here.
Squarepants is looking to control Lineker but Lineker is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Lineker is really stuck here.
Squarepants missing with strikes from the back.
Squarepants is hanging on to Lineker's back as he tries to escape.
Squarepants somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Lineker is in bad spot here.
Lineker holding both Squarepants 's hands and preventing any damage.
Squarepants keeps control of the position as Lineker tries to break free. #T3#
Squarepants softening up his opponent with strikes here.
Lineker breaks Squarepants's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Lineker advances position into side control!
Lineker working away.
Lineker lands a few punches from side control.
Lineker lands a decent elbow from side control.
Squarepants is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lineker lands a nice short elbow.
Squarepants is trying to stand. #T4#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Lineker lands a nice short elbow.
Squarepants taking some punishment here, with Lineker in his half guard.
Squarepants is positioning himself well to prevent Lineker advancing to mount.
Squarepants tries to kick Lineker off but Lineker keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Squarepants keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lineker not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lineker not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Squarepants is looking to escape.
The fighters are battling for position here. Squarepants manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squarepants tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Lineker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lineker's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Lineker postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jhon Lineker will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jhon Lineker's cut.
That's time! Lineker's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3##TD#
Lineker decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Lineker throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Squarepants to regain full guard.
Squarepants not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Squarepants preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lineker throws a strike but Squarepants rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. #REVB#
Lineker has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Squarepants won't allow Lineker to get back to his feet.
Squarepants trying to control the position from guard on top but Lineker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Squarepants accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Lineker lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVR##T1#
Lineker lands a couple of elbows.
Lineker keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Squarepants's head.
Lineker connects with a couple of short punches.
Lineker loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lineker scoring with punches to the head and body.
Squarepants wants to stand but Lineker is controlling the position.
Squarepants is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Squarepants has Lineker pulled in close to control his posture.
Lineker cracks Squarepants with a solid left hand.
Squarepants controls Lineker momentarily but Lineker frees himself. #T2#
Lineker connects with a couple of short punches.
Lineker scoring with punches to the head and body. #ROC#
Squarepants is rocked!
Lineker lands a couple of elbows.
Squarepants is still in real trouble! Can Lineker finish him?
Lineker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Squarepants can do to turn this around?
Lineker scoring with punches to the head and body.
Lineker with a nice head shot there.
Lineker throws a big right hand that misses.
Squarepants wants to stand and escape but Lineker is having none of it.
Squarepants is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Squarepants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lineker is one step ahead there.
Squarepants has momentary wrist control but Lineker slips an elbow through the middle.#T3#
Lineker loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Lineker keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Squarepants's head.
Squarepants tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Lineker cracks Squarepants with a solid left hand.
Lineker with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Lineker passes Squarepants's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Lineker is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Lineker winds up and cracks Squarepants with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Lineker is trying to control the action in half guard but Squarepants is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Lineker working the head and body with strikes. #T4#
Squarepants wants to control but Lineker is keeping busy.
Squarepants is trying to stand back up but Lineker is controlling him
Lineker looks to land a strike but Squarepants avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Lineker is looking to work some ground and pound but Squarepants has wrist control.
Lineker lands a couple of digs.
Lineker loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Squarepants keeping moving, preventing Lineker from controlling successfully.
Lineker working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Squarepants's head.
Squarepants has momentary wrist control but Lineker slips an elbow through the middle.
Lineker is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Squidward Squarepants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jhon Lineker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Squarepants throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jhon Lineker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Lineker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:28
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jhon Lineker!

Event: StrikeForce Union #76
Date: Sep 03, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt.
Banger keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time. #CL2#
Squarepants clinches up with Banger and pushes him back against the cage.
Banger looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Squarepants leaning his opponent against the cage.
Squarepants's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The crowd are getting on Squarepants's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants keeps control of Banger as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. #T1#
Squarepants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Banger walks away with a smile on his face. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #CL2#
Squarepants has taken the fight to the clinch.
Squarepants stalling.
Squarepants is trying to pull guard but Banger has him pressed against the cage.
Banger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Squarepants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. #TD2#
Squarepants gets control of Banger's arms and successfully pulls guard. Squarepants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Banger has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Squarepants is proving hard to escape from.
Squarepants wants to sweep here but Banger controlling him for the moment.
Squarepants has his hands on Banger's head, controlling the position.
Squarepants working a defensive guard here. #T2##SUB2#
Squarepants is looking for a triangle but Banger pushes his legs off easily. #SUB2#
Squarepants has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Banger can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself. #SUB2#
Squarepants is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Banger is aware though and is defending well.
Squarepants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Banger manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Squarepants sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Banger is looking to stand up but Squarepants isn't so interested in that idea. #T3##SU2#
Squarepants stands up from guard. Let's bang! #TD2#
Squarepants looking to score a takedown here. Banger is defending well but Squarepants drives through and ends up in Banger's guard.
Squarepants is standing up over Banger. Banger looks to escape but Squarepants dives into side control.
Banger is breathing heavily.#REVR#
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Squarepants passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Banger!
Squarepants controlling the position easily from mount. #T4#
Squarepants with good strikes from the mount here!
The referee warns Banger that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Squarepants raining down hammerfists from mount.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squarepants lands a heavy elbow.
Squarepants can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Banger is looking to escape.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Squarepants lands a couple of good shots and Banger has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Banger throws a nice looking combination but Squarepants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.#TD2#
Squarepants is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Banger's half guard.
Banger scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Squarepants manages to mount him!
Squarepants breaks from Banger's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Banger takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Squarepants working Banger over with strikes here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee warns Banger that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Squarepants tries to control but Banger wriggling away. #SU2#
Squarepants stands up from the dominant position, so we're back on the feet.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T1#
Banger stuffs the takedown.
Banger looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#TD2#
Squarepants fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Banger to the ground. Squarepants is now in Banger's guard.
Squarepants not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up. #SU2#
Squarepants gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #T2#
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.#TD2#
Squarepants shoots in and gets a takedown into Banger's guard.
Banger wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Squarepants manages to pass to side control. #REVR#
Squarepants lands strikes from half guard.
Squarepants with a momentary lay and pray from half guard. #T3#
Squarepants thows a huge punch but Banger dodges it nicely.
Banger keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Squarepants sitting and controlling from the half guard. #SU2#
Squarepants postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Banger to stand up. #TD2#
Banger gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Squarepants to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Squarepants lands a couple of digs.#T4#
Squarepants stays in close to Banger's body and controls the position.
Squarepants's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Squarepants working some strikes from top position.
Squarepants's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Banger wants to stand but Squarepants is controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Banger keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Squarepants dodges the punch combination from Banger.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Squarepants.
Squarepants fails with the takedown.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.#CL2#
Squarepants closes the distance and clinches.
Banger is trying to break free.
Squarepants is trying to drag Banger to the mat but Banger just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Banger tries to break free but Squarepants pushes him back against the cage.
Banger avoiding damage as Squarepants throws knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.#T1##TD2#
Squarepants gets control of Banger's arms and successfully pulls guard. Squarepants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.#ES2#
Squarepants pushes Banger off and gets back to his feet.
Banger tries to clinch but Squarepants moves out of range.
Squarepants misses with a head kick.
Banger feinted with a counter takedown.
Banger misses with a combination
and Squarepants counters with a nice body shot.
Banger throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and Squarepants holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. #TD2#
Squarepants pulls guard effortlessly.
Squarepants has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Squarepants wants to stand up but Banger is controlling him.
Squarepants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Banger manages to get himself to full guard. #REVB#
Squarepants passes easily into side control. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Squarepants working the head and body with strikes. #T2##SU2#
Squarepants has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand. #TD2#
Excellent takedown into side control there by Squarepants.
Squarepants controls the position.#SU2#
Squarepants stands up and beckons Banger to his feet. #TD2#
Squarepants scores with a takedown into Banger's guard.
Squarepants works a leg free and moves into half guard. #T3#
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Squarepants lands a nice short elbow.
Squarepants looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Squarepants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Squarepants passes to full mount! #SUB2#
Squarepants wants to finish this one by submission but Banger is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Squarepants. #T4#
Squarepants looking to control and managing it successfully.
Squarepants fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Squarepants lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Banger hang on?
Squarepants controlling his opponent.
Brent Banger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Banger is bucking up trying to escape but Squarepants cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Squidward Squarepants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Squarepants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #74
Date: Aug 20, 2017

#R1#
Hawk misses with a takedown
and Squarepants counters with a two punch combo.
Squarepants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hawk.#CL#
Hawk clinches.
Squarepants prevents the takedown attempt.
Hawk is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Squarepants is defending well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lincoln Hawk. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Squarepants stops a takedown attempt from Hawk.
Hawk has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Squarepants is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.#TD#
Hawk has clasped his hands together around Squarepants's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
We've been hearing good reports from Hawk's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Squarepants tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Squarepants seems a little lost for a moment, as Hawk dominates the positioning.
Squarepants tries to bench press Hawk off him but Hawk keeps the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#SUB#
Hawk is trying to get an arm triangle but Squarepants is defending well.
Squarepants tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Hawk wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. #T1#
Hawk takes a little break here. Squarepants wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.#SUB#
Hawk thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Hawk working away.
Hawk is looking to take a break and control but Squarepants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Squarepants is looking for a sweep.#SUB#
Hawk looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Hawk staying calm.#T2#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Squarepants is not content to let Hawk control the position.
Squarepants is looking for a sweep.#T3#
You can see the frustration on Squarepants's face as Hawk controls the position.
Hawk is looking to take a break and control but Squarepants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. #SUB#
Hawk goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Squarepants has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Hawk but great work by Squarepants.
Hawk can't do much from the bottom here. #SUB2#
Squarepants tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Hawk tries to buck Squarepants off but Squarepants is having none of it.#T4#
Hawk regains half guard.
Squarepants missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Squarepants prevents Hawk from improving his position.
Hawk trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Squarepants with good strikes from the mount here!
Hawk working to try and regain half guard.
Hawk is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
That's time! Hawk's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2##CL#
Hawk has managed to clinch. #BC#
Hawk manages to break the clinch. #CL2#
Squarepants forces Hawk back against the cage and clinches.#BC#
Hawk breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Squidward Squarepants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Squarepants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Hawk's waist but Hawk gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Squarepants off to one side.
Hawk tries to counter with a takedown but Squarepants is quick to defend against it.
Squarepants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hawk scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Squarepants fails to land with a series of punches.
Squarepants wants to clinch but Hawk slips to the side#TD#
so Hawk counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Squarepants is wriggling around but Hawk manages to pass to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.#REVB#
Squarepants is not content to let Hawk control the position.
Squarepants moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Hawk sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Squarepants's guard. #T1#
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Squarepants won't allow Hawk to pass to mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Squarepants is not content to let Hawk control the position.
Squarepants punching from the bottom.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Hawk is keen to just control but Squarepants is a slippery customer.
Hawk moves nicely into side control.
Squarepants is not content to let Hawk control the position. #SUB#
Hawk tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Hawk has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought! #T2#
Squarepants is not content to let Hawk control the position. #SUB#
Hawk is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Squarepants has escaped the position, nice work there.
Squarepants tries to buck Hawk off but Hawk is having none of it.#SUB#
Hawk is trying to get an arm triangle but Squarepants is defending well.
Hawk wants to lay and pray for a moment but Squarepants keeps working.
Hawk laying and praying for a moment but Squarepants takes advantage and regains half guard. #T3#
Hawk trying to control the pace.
Squarepants is trying to get back to full guard.#SUB#
Hawk is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Squarepants has managed to free his arm - good work.
Hawk is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Hawk trying to control but Squarepants is having none of it. #T4#
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Hawk is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Squarepants is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Squarepants has given up his back. #SUB#
Hawk is persistently looking for the submission but Squarepants is defending it well.
Squarepants turns into Hawk and is now in his guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hawk has his hands on Squarepants's head, controlling the position.
Squarepants wants to control from the top but Hawk keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lincoln Hawk dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Hawk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Squarepants moves away.
Squarepants keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hawk misses with a straight left.
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt.
Hawk appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hawk throws a body punch but Squarepants moves out of range. #TD#
Hawk closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Squarepants manages to get to full guard.
Squarepants keeping moving, preventing Hawk from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hawk looking to pass the guard.
Squarepants has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall. #T1#
Squarepants can't keep his opponent in guard - Hawk advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Squarepants is in trouble now - Hawk has advanced to mount! #SUB#
Hawk working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Hawk sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB#
Squarepants defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Hawk.
Squarepants is wriggling around here but as he tries to escape, Hawk has taken his back. #T2#
Squarepants trying to control the hands but Hawk won't let him.
Squarepants tries to roll but Hawk sticks to his back. #SUB#
Hawk tightening his grip on Squarepants, looking for the choke.
I really don't envy Squarepants right now.
Hawk is looking cool and calm here, just waiting for a good opportunity to attack and finish the fight from this dominant position.
Squarepants trying to get back to his feet but Hawk is in full control for now. #T3#
Hawk is not going to allow Squarepants to sit and survive in this position. #SUB#
Hawk is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Squarepants defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Squarepants is keeping busy.
Hawk is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Squarepants can do to turn this around?#SUB#
Hawk is persistently looking for the submission but Squarepants is defending it well.
Squarepants is really stuck here. #T4#
Hawk trying to control.
Squarepants tries to roll but Hawk sticks to his back. #SUB#
Hawk is looking to finish the fight by rear naked choke. Squarepants knows exactly what he's got planned though, so he's defending well. Maybe a few strikes would soften Squarepants for a finish.
Squarepants trying to control the position but Hawk manages to sink in the hooks.
Hawk wants to control but Squarepants manages to buck him off and is now in Hawk's guard! Nice work there by Squarepants!
Hawk keeping moving, preventing Squarepants from controlling successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Hawk managing to control the position.
Hawk looking to hit a scissor sweep but Squarepants is one step ahead there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lincoln Hawk showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hawk has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 29:28
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lincoln Hawk!
A victorious Lincoln Hawk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.

Event: StrikeForce Union #73
Date: Aug 13, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Banger as he avoids it easily.
Banger shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Squarepants defends it nicely.#CL2#
Banger gets tackled into the cage by Squarepants. Squarepants maintains the clinch.
Squarepants wants a takedown.
Banger wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Squarepants trying to land knees to the body. #BC2#
Squarepants manages to break the clinch.
Banger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Banger lands a two punch combo. #CL2#
Squarepants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Squarepants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Squarepants lands a nice looking body kick.
Banger is breathing heavily.
Squarepants throws a low kick but Banger avoids it.#T1##CL2#
Squarepants rushes Banger and presses him up against the cage.#BC2#
Squarepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Squarepants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Banger's waist but Banger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Squarepants off to one side.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.#CL2#
Squarepants moves into the clinch.
Banger prevents a takedown attempt there. #TD2#
Squarepants gets control of Banger's arms and successfully pulls guard. Squarepants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Banger is looking to work some ground and pound but Squarepants has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Squarepants pulls Banger in close to his closed guard and prevents Banger from doing any damage or advancing position.#SUB2#
Squarepants is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Banger is aware though and is defending well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Squarepants is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB#
Banger is not content to let Squarepants control the position.#T2#
Squarepants stalling. #SUB2#
Squarepants wants to work for an arm triangle but Banger is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Squarepants trying to control the pace. #T3#
Banger is refusing to be controlled, as Squarepants sits in half guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Squarepants content to control rather than advance. #SU2#
Squarepants stands up and beckons Banger to join him on the feet. #T4#
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Banger avoids a punch combination nicely.
Banger tries to clinch but Squarepants moves out of range.
Squarepants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Banger. #CL2#
Squarepants gets a clinch.
Banger is trying to break the clinch but Squarepants has him pressed against the cage.
Banger tries to break the clinch but Squarepants is controlling the position. #BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Banger misses with a double jab. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Squarepants jumps guard but Banger stands there with Squarepants around his waist. Squarepants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.#BC2#
Squarepants manages to break the clinch.
Banger misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2##CL#
Banger has managed to clinch.
Squarepants stalling in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Squarepants just misses with a elbow thrown towards Banger's brow.
Banger managing to block the knees to the body from Squarepants.
Banger has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Banger prevents a takedown attempt there.
Squarepants tries for a takedown but Banger manages to get underhooks.
Squarepants goes for a takedown in the clinch but Banger prevents it.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Banger is trying to break the clinch but Squarepants has him pressed against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants pressing his opponent against the cage.
Banger wants to break free but Squarepants has control. #T1#
Squarepants displaying some good clinch control by pressing Banger up against the cage.
Squarepants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Banger's efforts to push away.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but Banger holds him up against the cage and eventually Squarepants drops back down to his feet.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. #BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch.
Decent striking displayed by Squarepants there.
Banger slaps away a takedown attempt from Squarepants, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Banger swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Squarepants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Banger thinking.
Squarepants closes the distance and clinches up with Banger, looking for a takedown. Squarepants pushes Banger against the cage but Banger circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Brent Banger is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Banger tries for a takedown but Squarepants sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Squarepants wants to counter the offense by Banger and move into the clinch position.
Banger looks to land a combination but Squarepants avoids it well.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.#T2#
Banger misses with a wild combination.
Squarepants shoots in and drives through. Banger sprawls well.#TD2#
Squarepants closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Banger did well to prevent Squarepants getting side control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Banger won't allow Squarepants to pass to mount.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Squarepants in particular looking to stall.
Squarepants is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Squarepants looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding. #T3##SU2#
Squarepants gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Squarepants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Banger.
Squarepants tries for a takedown but Banger sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Brent Banger is winning the standup battle so far.
Banger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Banger is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Banger gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Squarepants. #BC2#
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Banger stuffs the takedown.
It looked like Banger was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.#T4#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Banger swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Banger sprawls well. Banger wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
Banger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Squarepants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Banger swinging wildly here.
Squarepants throws a two punch combo that lands nicely. #CL2#
Squarepants forces Banger back against the cage and clinches.
Squarepants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!#TD2#
Squarepants successfully pulls guard.
Banger wants to stand but Squarepants is controlling his posture from full guard.
Squarepants seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Banger slaps away a takedown attempt from Squarepants, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Banger swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Squarepants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Squarepants shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Banger pinned against the cage. Banger gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Squarepants tries to clinch but Banger moves out of range.
Banger misses with a two punch combination.
Banger looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Squarepants lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Squarepants fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Banger avoids it really well and circles away.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Banger sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Squarepants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Banger sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Squarepants misses with a body kick.
Banger closes the distance and lands a one-two.#T1#
Banger misses with a double jab.
Banger looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Squarepants tries to clinch there but Banger circles away. #CL2#
Squarepants clinches up with Banger and pushes him back against the cage.
Squarepants tries to score a body lock takedown but Banger shows good agility there to stay on his feet.#TD2#
Squarepants drags the fight down to the ground. #SUB2#
Squarepants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle. #SU#
Banger stands and steps away. Squarepants gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Squarepants goes for a double leg but Banger avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Banger continues to drive forward.#CL2#
Squarepants moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Squarepants has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Banger uses from the top position.
Squarepants is trying to keep Banger in close. #T2#
Squarepants tries to strike from the bottom.
Banger is looking to stand up but Squarepants won't let him.
Banger is looking to work some ground and pound but Squarepants has wrist control.#SU#
Squarepants is working an open guard so Banger takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Banger blocks a head kick by Squarepants.
Banger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Brent Banger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
Squarepants rushes Banger and presses him up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.#BC2#
Squarepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Banger's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Banger duly obliges.
Squarepants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Banger's waist but Banger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Squarepants off to one side.
Banger lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Squarepants circles away quickly and effectively.
Banger fails to land with a series of punches.
Squarepants connects with a looping right hand.
Squarepants throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Banger's waist but Banger gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Squarepants off to one side. #CL2#
Banger tries to keep at a distance but Squarepants has taken the fight into the clinch.#T3#
Squarepants jumps guard but Banger stands there with Squarepants around his waist. Squarepants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #TD2#
Squarepants pulls guard successfully.
Squarepants trying to control the position here. #ES2#
Squarepants has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Banger off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
Banger misses with a double jab.
Squarepants changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Banger tries to avoid it but Squarepants manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Banger to the ground. Banger escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. #TD2#
Squarepants drives through with a takedown into Banger's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Squarepants wants to control from the top but Banger keeps moving.
Squarepants controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling. #T4#
Squarepants throwing strikes but missing.
Brent Banger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Squidward Squarepants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SU2#
Squarepants decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Banger, up you get!

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Squidward Squarepants.
I've got Squarepants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #71
Date: Jul 29, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #CL2#
Cambridge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Squarepants is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Squarepants has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cambridge avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Cambridge tries for a takedown but Squarepants manages to get underhooks.
Squarepants has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cambridge looking for a takedown.
Squarepants tries for a takedown. No joy.
Squarepants can't break the clinch.
Cambridge is trying to pull guard but Squarepants has him pressed against the cage.
Squidward Squarepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Quinn Cambridge.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants goes for a takedown in the clinch but Cambridge prevents it.
Squarepants changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cambridge fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Squarepants tries to clinch but Cambridge moves out of range.
Cambridge shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Squarepants but Squarepants pushes him off and we're back to square one.#T1#
Cambridge shoots in for a double leg but Squarepants sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
A clash of legs there as Cambridge blocks the low kick.#TD#
Squarepants shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Cambridge manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.#SUB#
Squarepants drops back looking for a leg! Cambridge is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Cambridge manages to kick Squarepants off! Squarepants jumps back into Cambridge's guard.
Cambridge will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Cambridge keeping moving, preventing Squarepants from controlling successfully. #T2#
Cambridge is trying to control the position but Squarepants postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Squarepants trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #SUB2#
Cambridge is looking for a triangle but Squarepants pushes his legs off easily.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Cambridge is on top in guard. #REVB#
Squarepants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Cambridge postures up in Squarepants's guard and throws a big left but Squarepants blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cambridge trying to control the position from guard on top but Squarepants is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Cambridge postures up.
Cambridge wants to control from the top but Squarepants keeps moving.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Squarepants looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cambridge is one step ahead there. #REF3#
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Cambridge avoids the head kick by Squarepants.
Cambridge avoids the head kick by Squarepants.
Cambridge scores with a nice right hand. #T4#
Nice sprawl there from Squarepants as Cambridge shoots in.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Squarepants.#CL2#
Cambridge takes the fight into the clinch.
Squarepants is trying to maintain a safe position but Cambridge gets an underhook and turns Squarepants into the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Cambridge tries to pull guard but Squarepants holds him up against the cage and eventually Cambridge drops back down to his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#BC2#
Cambridge manages to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Quinn Cambridge will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Cambridge shoots in for a takedown but Squarepants shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#CL2#
Cambridge moves into the clinch.#TD2#
Cambridge drags the fight down to the ground.
Squarepants content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Squarepants's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Squarepants advances position into side control!
Cambridge tries to bench press Squarepants off him but Squarepants keeps the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cambridge is being controlled here.
Squarepants trying to control the action but Cambridge is working from the bottom.
Squarepants passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Cambridge! #T1#
Squarepants looking to control and managing it successfully.
Squarepants fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Cambridge tries to lock up and control but Squarepants gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Squarepants prevents Cambridge from getting the reversal.#SUB#
Squarepants has hold of Cambridge's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Cambridge manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Cambridge is working to get back to half guard.
Cambridge is squirming around, avoiding Squarepants's attempts to control the action. #T2#
Squarepants is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Cambridge is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Cambridge wants to control but Squarepants is having none of it.
Cambridge slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Squarepants trying to control from half guard but Cambridge is working away. #T3#
Squarepants prevents Cambridge from improving his position.#SUB#
Squarepants is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Cambridge doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Squarepants.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cambridge can do anything to dispel that myth.
Squarepants working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Cambridge's thigh. Cambridge counters though and makes it back to full guard. #T4#
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Cambridge is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Cambridge might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Squarepants haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.#REF3#
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.#CL2#
Cambridge darts in and clinches Squarepants up against the cage.
Cambridge stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Squarepants wants to break free but Cambridge has control.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!#TD2#
Cambridge decides to pull guard.
Cambridge keeping moving, preventing Squarepants from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Squidward Squarepants will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R3#
Squarepants fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cambridge avoids it really well and circles away.
Squarepants fails to land the takedown.
Cambridge darts in looking for a takedown but Squarepants gets double underhooks and turns Cambridge into the cage.
Squarepants shoots for a double leg takedown but Cambridge sprawls well. He's pushed Squarepants's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cambridge lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Squidward Squarepants. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Cambridge moves into range and clinches up with Squarepants.
Cambridge can't get the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#TD#
Squarepants lands a nice trip takedown into half guard. #ES2#
Cambridge kicks off Squarepants and gets to his feet.
Squarepants shoots for a takedown but Cambridge saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squarepants moves in looking to clinch but Cambridge pushes him off.#T1#
Squarepants throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A little jabbing left from Cambridge on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cambridge shoots in looking for a takedown but Squarepants manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Cambridge's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.#TD#
Squarepants shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Cambridge is trying to defend but Squarepants finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#SUB#
Squarepants is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Cambridge tries to get to full guard but Squarepants has control of the leg. #T2#
Cambridge wants to control but Squarepants is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Cambridge controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
Cambridge is trying to stand up here but Squarepants is controlling him well.
Cambridge trying to control from the bottom.
Squarepants keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.#T3##CL2#
Cambridge rushes Squarepants and presses him up against the cage.#BC2#
Cambridge breaks the clinch. #TD#
Squarepants shoots in and gets a takedown into Cambridge's guard.#SUB2#
Cambridge had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Squarepants defends it easily.
Squarepants pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cambridge is keeping the position for now.
Squarepants trying to stand up but can't free himself from Cambridge's guard.
Cambridge looking to sweep here. No luck so far. #T4##SU#
Squarepants decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt.
Squarepants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cambridge is fending him off so far but Squarepants persists. Nope, Cambridge circles away and we're back to standing.
Squarepants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cambridge counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Squarepants throws a sloppy head kick and Cambridge moves out of range easily.
Cambridge misses with a few strikes there.
Cambridge misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squarepants darts in looking for a takedown but Cambridge gets double underhooks and turns Squarepants into the cage.
Squarepants tries for a takedown but Cambridge sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Quinn Cambridge comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Cambridge has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Quinn Cambridge!

Event: StrikeForce Union #69
Date: Jul 16, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants shoots in and drives through. Cambridge sprawls well.
Squarepants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cambridge manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Squarepants shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cambridge defends it nicely.
No luck for Cambridge with that takedown attempt.
Horrible takedown attempt by Squarepants or perhaps it was just good defense by Cambridge, which made it look bad.
Quinn Cambridge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Cambridge.
And Squarepants tries to counter it with a takedown but Cambridge pushes his down on his head and steps out.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Cambridge circles away.
Squarepants shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Cambridge defends it nicely.
Cambridge fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.#T1#
Cambridge keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cambridge lands with a kick to the temple. Squarepants shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" #CL#
Cambridge moves into the clinch.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cambridge just stands there and leans against the cage.#BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Squarepants with a lazy takedown attempt #CL#
and Cambridge moves into the clinch.
Cambridge slows down the pace here.
Squarepants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cambridge walks away with a smile on his face. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #T2#
Cambridge shoots in looking for a takedown. Squarepants tries to sprawl out of it but Cambridge keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Squarepants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cambridge circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cambridge will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Despite the aggression on Squarepants's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Squarepants stuffs the takedown attempt from Cambridge. Cambridge gets slowly back to his feet.
Squarepants is looking for the big counter here.
Squarepants shoots in for a double leg but Cambridge sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Squarepants slaps away a takedown attempt from Cambridge, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Squarepants shoots and misses
and Cambridge counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Squarepants staying out of range there.
Cambridge leaves Squarepants with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#T3#
Squarepants lands a jab-cross combination.
Squarepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cambridge swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cambridge is looking to counter punch.
Cambridge tries for a takedown but Squarepants sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt
and Cambridge counters with a series of strikes. Squarepants will be more careful next time no doubt. #CL#
Cambridge has closed the distance and engaged Squarepants in a clinch.
Squarepants is trying to break free.
Cambridge tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Squarepants just stands there and leans against the cage.
Squarepants fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Squarepants jumps guard but Cambridge turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Cambridge is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Squarepants gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Cambridge manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Squarepants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cambridge walks away with a smile on his face. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. #T4##CL#
Cambridge moves into range and clinches up with Squarepants.#BC2#
Squarepants breaks from the clinch.
Squarepants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cambridge.
Cambridge misses with a takedown attempt - Squarepants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cambridge shoots in looking for a takedown. Squarepants tries to sprawl out of it but Cambridge keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Squarepants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Squarepants fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Cambridge avoids it really well and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quinn Cambridge dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Squarepants closes the distance and clinches.
Squarepants changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Cambridge fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Quinn Cambridge is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Squarepants lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt! #CUT2#
It looks like Quinn Cambridge has been cut.
Squarepants shoots in and drives through. Cambridge sprawls well.
Nice jab there from Squarepants.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants avoids the head kick by Cambridge.
Squarepants throws a head kick but Cambridge moves out of range.
Squarepants throws out a powerful jab.
Cambridge takes a swing at Squarepants's ribcage but misses.
Squarepants fails in his attempt to clinch. #T1#
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
Quinn Cambridge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Cambridge tries a head kick but it misses.
Cambridge looks for a takedown but Squarepants sprawls well.
Cambridge changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Squarepants tries to avoid it but Cambridge manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Squarepants to the ground. Squarepants escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
Squarepants moves in looking to clinch but Cambridge pushes him off.#CL#
Cambridge moves into the clinch.
Squarepants is trying to drag Cambridge to the mat but Cambridge just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Cambridge has Squarepants pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Squarepants manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #T2#
Squarepants fails to pull the fight into his guard. #TD2#
Squarepants successfully pulls guard.
Squarepants tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Cambridge wants to pass the guard but Squarepants is keeping the position.
Squarepants trying to control the position.
Cambridge trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Squarepants is pulling down on Cambridge's head. It's preventing any offense from Cambridge, at least for the moment.
Cambridge tries to free his leg and advance position but Squarepants is retaining full guard. #T3#
Squarepants not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Squarepants lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.#REVB#
Squarepants postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Cambridge wants to stand up but Squarepants is controlling him.
Cambridge throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Cambridge keeping moving, preventing Squarepants from controlling successfully.
Squarepants trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. #T4#
Squarepants won't allow Cambridge to sweep him here.
Cambridge can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Squarepants controls the pace.#REF3#
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Cambridge keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cambridge changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Squarepants tries to avoid it but Cambridge manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Squarepants to the ground. Squarepants escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Squarepants wants to clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Squarepants stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Squarepants wants it to stay on the feet.#CL#
Cambridge closes the distance and clinches.
Squarepants tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Cambridge smiles and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Quinn Cambridge's cut.
That's time! Cambridge's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
#R3#
Cambridge slaps away a takedown attempt from Squarepants, before circling back to the center of the mat.#CL#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Cambridge's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Squarepants drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cambridge pulls his leg out and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cambridge throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Cambridge shoots in for a double leg but Squarepants sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Quinn Cambridge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants shoots for a takedown but Cambridge saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.#T1#
Cambridge stuffs the takedown attempt from Squarepants. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
Squarepants shoots in but doesn't get the takedown #TD#
and Cambridge counters with a single leg into guard. Squarepants didn't expect that.
Squarepants takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.#SU#
Squarepants is working an open guard so Cambridge takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.#CL#
Cambridge rushes Squarepants and presses him up against the cage.
Cambridge is working for takedown but Squarepants is calmly controlling the position for now.
Cambridge has Squarepants pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Squarepants manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Come on Cambridge - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Cambridge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Squarepants fights it off and pushes away nicely. #TD#
Cambridge scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squarepants wants to control but Cambridge postures up.
Squarepants manages to get back to half guard.
Squarepants is staying active underneath Cambridge, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Cambridge missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Squarepants is trying to control but can't.
Cambridge wants to control but Squarepants is keeping him busy.
Cambridge is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Squarepants is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Squarepants wants to get back to full guard.
Cambridge performing his best blanket impression for a moment. #T3#
Cambridge is looking to take a break and control but Squarepants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Cambridge in particular looking to stall.
Squarepants flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage. #SUB2#
Squarepants looking for submissions off his back.
Cambridge wants to take a breather but Squarepants is having none of it.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.#T4#
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Cambridge not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. #REF3#
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Squarepants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cambridge misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Cambridge stuffs the takedown attempt from Squarepants. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
Cambridge is looking to counter the offense by Squarepants and move into the clinch.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Cambridge misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Cambridge sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Quinn Cambridge showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cambridge has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 29:28
Judge James Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Quinn Cambridge!

Event: StrikeForce Union #66
Date: Jun 25, 2017

#R1##CL#
Squarepants rushes Cambridge and presses him up against the cage.#BC2#
Cambridge breaks the clinch.
Cambridge shoots for a double leg takedown but Squarepants sprawls well. He's pushed Cambridge's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Squarepants is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A head kick misses from Cambridge.
Squarepants thinks about countering with a head kick.
Squarepants has his takedown stuffed
and Cambridge counters with a left and a right that stings Squarepants.
Squarepants fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Squarepants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#BC2#
Cambridge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
No luck for Cambridge with that takedown attempt. #T1#
Cambridge throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Squarepants's waist but Squarepants gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cambridge off to one side.
Squarepants wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Squidward Squarepants has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Quinn Cambridge.
Squarepants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cambridge looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Cambridge shows good takedown defense. #CL2#
Cambridge gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.#BC2#
Cambridge breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cambridge looks for a takedown but Squarepants sprawls well.
Cambridge stuffs the takedown.
Cambridge shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Squarepants as he jumps to the side.
Squarepants connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.#T2#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cambridge but Cambridge pushes him off and we're back to square one.#TD2#
Cambridge fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Squarepants to the ground. Cambridge is now in Squarepants's guard.
Squarepants being controlled here, momentarily.
Cambridge trying to control but Squarepants is working from the bottom.
Cambridge slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Squarepants wants to stand but Cambridge is controlling the position. #T3#
Squarepants has Cambridge pulled in close to control his posture.
Squarepants throws a couple of heel strikes.
Cambridge preventing the sweep. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Cambridge throws a body kick that misses. #TD#
Squarepants throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cambridge was covering up waiting for the punch and Squarepants finishes the takedown easily into guard. #T4#
Squarepants controls from within his opponent's guard.
Squarepants works over Cambridge with some ground and pound from guard.
Squarepants wants to control from the top but Cambridge keeps moving.
Squarepants wanted to stand there but Cambridge had control of the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Quinn Cambridge dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Cambridge has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Squarepants.
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
Cambridge fails with a takedown attempt.
Squarepants lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross. #CUT#
It looks like Quinn Cambridge has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cambridge manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Squarepants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Squarepants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cambridge is fending him off so far but Squarepants persists. Nope, Cambridge circles away and we're back to standing.
Nice sprawl there from Squarepants as Cambridge shoots in.#T1#
Squarepants has his takedown stuffed#CL2#
and Cambridge counters by moving into the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Squidward Squarepants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Cambridge has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Squarepants avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Cambridge blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cambridge is looking to take this one to the mat.
Squarepants's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Squarepants gets underhooks to prevent Cambridge's takedown attempt.
Cambridge jumps guard but Squarepants turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Squarepants is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Cambridge throws a knee to the head but misses.
Squarepants jumps guard but Cambridge stands there with Squarepants around his waist. Squarepants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #BC2#
Cambridge manages to break the clinch. #T2#
Cambridge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Squarepants lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook. #TD#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Squarepants was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squarepants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cambridge keeps working.
Cambridge tries to buck Squarepants off but Squarepants is having none of it.
Squarepants lands an elbow.
Cambridge is looking to reverse the position.
You can see the frustration on Cambridge's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Squarepants tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily. #T3#
Squarepants slows the pace down.
Cambridge tries to bench press Squarepants off him but Squarepants keeps the position.
Squarepants wants to control but Cambridge is keeping him busy.
Squidward Squarepants overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Squarepants working the body and head with strikes. #SUB#
Squarepants is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Cambridge looks calm but he's in trouble here. Squarepants gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Cambridge is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Squarepants lets go of the hold and Cambridge can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #65
Date: Jun 18, 2017

#R1#
Cambridge tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Squarepants swivels and escapes.
Cambridge misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Cambridge misses with a takedown attempt - Squarepants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cambridge stuffs the takedown attempt from Squarepants. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
Squarepants goes for a double leg but Cambridge avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Cambridge continues to drive forward.
Cambridge seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Cambridge tries a head kick but it misses. #CL#
Cambridge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cambridge tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Quinn Cambridge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but Cambridge forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#BC2#
Squarepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cambridge definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cambridge shoots in but Squarepants avoids the takedown attempt easily.#T1#
Squarepants pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Cambridge back to the cage. Squarepants follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.#CUT2#
It looks like Quinn Cambridge has been cut.
Squarepants tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cambridge defends well and Squarepants ends up having to push Cambridge into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Squarepants avoids the body shot from Cambridge.
Squarepants tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Cambridge defends well and Squarepants ends up having to push Cambridge into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
It looked like Cambridge was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Squarepants.
Cambridge with a poor takedown
and Squarepants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cambridge shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Squarepants as he avoids it easily.
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Cambridge went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Cambridge shoots in looking for a takedown. Squarepants tries to sprawl out of it but Cambridge keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Squarepants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Cambridge tries for a takedown but Squarepants circles away easily
and Squarepants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.#T2#
Squarepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cambridge walks into a stiff left hand from Squarepants.
Cambridge takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squarepants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cambridge paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Squarepants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Squarepants fails miserably with a takedown attempt.#CL#
Cambridge rushes Squarepants and presses him up against the cage.
Cambridge jumps guard but Squarepants stands there with Cambridge around his waist. Cambridge gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Cambridge tries to pull guard but Squarepants won't allow it.
Cambridge tries to pull guard but Squarepants forces him back to his feet, against the cage.#T3#
Squarepants is working for takedown but Cambridge is calmly controlling the position for now.
Cambridge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Squarepants fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Cambridge tries to move into range but Squarepants moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.#CL#
Cambridge gets a clinch.
Cambridge blocks an elbow strike from Squarepants.
Squarepants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cambridge walks away with a smile on his face. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cambridge shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Squarepants defends it nicely.
Cambridge missing with a left hand there. Squarepants was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Cambridge sprawls well. Cambridge wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.#T4##CL#
Cambridge has managed to clinch. #BC#
Cambridge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cambridge misses with a takedown attempt
and Squarepants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Squarepants tries for a takedown but Cambridge sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Cambridge throws a head kick but Squarepants moves out of range.
An inside leg kick lands from Squarepants. #CL#
Cambridge darts in and clinches Squarepants up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cambridge has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Squarepants is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Cambridge content to slow the pace in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Squidward Squarepants will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Quinn Cambridge's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Cambridge.
Squidward Squarepants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Squarepants blocks a head kick by Cambridge.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Cambridge sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cambridge shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Squarepants as he jumps to the side.
Cambridge throws a head kick but Squarepants moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Cambridge shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Quinn Cambridge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Cambridge shoots in for a takedown but Squarepants shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.#CL#
Cambridge closes the distance and pushes Squarepants back into the cage.
Squarepants working hard to break the clinch.#T1#
Squarepants wants to get back to striking at distance but Cambridge won't allow it.
Squarepants fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Cambridge has Squarepants pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Squarepants manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. #TD#
Cambridge pulls guard effortlessly.
Cambridge is looking to stand back up but Squarepants counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Cambridge.
Cambridge tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cambridge wants to get back to full guard.#SUB2#
Squarepants is working for submissions here but there's nothing on. #T2#
Squarepants prevents Cambridge from improving his position.
Squarepants working over Cambridge with some ground and pound. Cambridge looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Squarepants stops Cambridge from getting back to his feet.
Cambridge throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Cambridge is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Squarepants passes to full mount!
Cambridge tries to lock up and control but Squarepants gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.#T3#
Squarepants postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Cambridge looks a forlorn figure.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Squarepants cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Cambridge tries to lock up and control but Squarepants gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Cambridge is trying desperately to improve position.
Squarepants controlling the pace for now. #SUB2#
Squarepants working for a guillotine from mount but Cambridge is in no mood to give up. #T4#
Squarepants wants to control the pace but Cambridge is squirming around nicely.
Cambridge is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Cambridge is working hard here to advance position.
Squarepants lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Cambridge hang on?
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cambridge trying desperately to get to his feet.
Squarepants working Cambridge over with strikes here. #SUB2#
Squarepants working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Quinn Cambridge's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
#R3#
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Cambridge sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Cambridge darts in looking for a takedown but Squarepants gets double underhooks and turns Cambridge into the cage.
Squarepants dives in and grabs Cambridge's left leg, looking for a takedown. Cambridge pushes down on Squarepants's head and hops out.#CL#
Cambridge clinches. #BC#
Cambridge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Squarepants shoots for a double leg takedown but Cambridge sprawls well. He's pushed Squarepants's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cambridge seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Quinn Cambridge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.#CL#
Cambridge clinches. #BC#
Cambridge manages to break the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants tries to clinch up.
Cambridge throws a quick counter head kick but Squarepants was just out of range.
Squarepants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Squarepants looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.#T1#
Squarepants connects with a body shot that sends Cambridge's belly button to the back.
Squarepants shoots in for a double leg but Cambridge sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.#CL#
Cambridge forces Squarepants back against the cage and clinches.
Squarepants gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Cambridge. #BC#
Cambridge's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Squarepants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cambridge sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet. #CL#
Cambridge clinches. #T2#
Cambridge tries to pull guard but Squarepants holds him up against the cage and eventually Cambridge drops back down to his feet.
Cambridge looking for a takedown.
Cambridge misses with an elbow strike.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Cambridge just stands there and leans against the cage.
Cambridge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Squarepants avoids it.
Squarepants is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Cambridge to keep the fight standing.#TD#
Cambridge turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Cambridge manages to end up in side control.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squarepants tries to bench press Cambridge off him but Cambridge keeps the position. #SUB#
Cambridge working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Cambridge with the ground and pound but Squarepants regains half guard under the barage of strikes. #T3#
Cambridge prevents Squarepants from improving his position.
Squarepants moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Cambridge would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Cambridge won't allow Squarepants to sweep him here. #T4#
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.#SUB2#
Squarepants is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Cambridge is aware though and is defending well.
Cambridge is stalling in the full guard.
Squarepants trying to keep a closed guard but Cambridge is proving a slippery customer.
Cambridge has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Squarepants is trying to hold Cambridge in close to prevent damage but Cambridge has managed to pass into half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Cambridge is trying to control. Squarepants wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Quinn Cambridge has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Squidward Squarepants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.#SUB#
Cambridge is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Squarepants doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Cambridge.

And that's the end of the fight!
Quinn Cambridge showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Squarepants has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Glass scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #64
Date: Jun 11, 2017

#R1#
Banger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Banger looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Banger dodges the punch combination from Squarepants. #CL2#
Squarepants clinches with his opponent. #TD2#
Squarepants lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Banger's coaches at Quick Fingers BEST BANG FOR BUCK Gym have been working on his defensive grappling in preparation for this fight so let's see if he can get out of this tricky position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Squarepants connects with a nice short shot to Banger's temple.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Squarepants thows a huge punch but Banger dodges it nicely.
Squarepants is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount! #SUB2#
Squarepants wants to finish this one by submission but Banger is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Squarepants.
Squarepants has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Squarepants is landing with some decent strikes but Banger is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.#T1#
Squarepants tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position. #SUB2#
Squarepants is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Banger is surviving well by controlling Squarepants's body position as best he can.
Squarepants controlling from the full mount.
BOOM! Squarepants connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Squarepants with the ground and pound from mount. #SU2#
Squarepants gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!#TD2#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Squarepants is standing up over Banger. Banger looks to escape but Squarepants dives into side control. #T2##REVR#
Banger takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squarepants connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Banger some visible discomfort.
Squarepants moves into full mount!
Squarepants working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Squarepants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #SUB2#
Squarepants working for a guillotine from mount but Banger is in no mood to give up. #T3#
Squarepants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Squarepants dominating with strikes here.#SUB2#
Squarepants looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Squarepants with a couple of short strikes.
Squarepants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment. #T4#
Squarepants is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Banger can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Squarepants putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!#SUB2#
Squarepants is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Banger is surviving well by controlling Squarepants's body position as best he can.
Squarepants lands with some strikes.#ROC2#
Banger is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squarepants lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Oh Banger is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!#SUB2#
Squarepants is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Banger is surviving well by controlling Squarepants's body position as best he can.
Squarepants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
Squarepants goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Banger seems to have got his legs back now.
Squarepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squarepants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squarepants looks for a takedown but Banger sprawls well.
Banger wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.#TD2#
Banger gets caught flat footed, as Squarepants shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Squarepants pushing down on Banger's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Squarepants uses his free foot to push down on Banger's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Banger.
Squarepants can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Banger is looking to escape.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here. #T1#
Squarepants landing shots from mount.
Squarepants scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Banger?
Squarepants landing strikes, looking to finish!
Squarepants working the ground and pound effectively. #ROC2#
Banger is rocked!
Squarepants postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Banger out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Squarepants goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #63
Date: Jun 04, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Banger on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.#TD2#
Squarepants looking to score a takedown here. Banger is defending well but Squarepants drives through and ends up in Banger's guard.#ES#
Banger is scooting his butt against the cage and has managed to get back to his feet. Squarepants presses him back against the cage, presumably looking to take the fight back to the mat.
Banger is looking to break free of the clinch but Squarepants has double underhooks.
Come on Squarepants - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Squarepants is stalling here.
Squarepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Banger avoids it.
Banger wants to break free but Squarepants has control. #TD2#
Squarepants manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Squarepants seems keen to control Banger's posture.
Banger wants to pass the guard but Squarepants is keeping the position.
Banger is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Quick Fingers BEST BANG FOR BUCK Gym that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
Squarepants is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T1##SU#
Banger gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Brent Banger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time. #CL2#
Squarepants moves into the clinch.#BC2#
Squarepants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.#TD2#
Squarepants scores with a takedown into Banger's guard.#ES#
Banger manages to wriggle out and sneak his way back up to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched up against the cage.
Squarepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Banger avoids the damage to the body.
Banger wants to break free but Squarepants has control. #BC2#
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Banger looks to land a combination but Squarepants avoids it well.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Banger sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.#T2#
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Banger showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Squarepants.
Banger throws a nice looking combination but Squarepants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Squarepants! But no joy.
Banger leaves Squarepants with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants keeps the fight on the outside.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Squarepants.
Squarepants changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Banger tries to avoid it but Squarepants manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Banger to the ground. Banger escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Banger seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.#TD2#
Squarepants scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground. #ES#
Banger manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Squarepants keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Banger is breathing heavily.
Squarepants just leaning against Banger, taking a breather. #TD2#
Squarepants pulls guard successfully.
Banger has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Squarepants is proving hard to escape from.
Squarepants is pulling down on Banger's head to control his posture. #T3#
Banger throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Squarepants is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move. #REVB##SUB2#
Squarepants is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Banger is just riding it out for now. Squarepants eventually gives up the hold. #SU2#
Squarepants decides to stand up. #T4#
Squarepants throws a one two combo.
Banger misses with a series of wild punches.
Squarepants replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Banger blocks it well.
Squarepants shoots in looking for a takedown but Banger manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Squarepants's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Banger keeps the fight on the outside.
Squarepants scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#CL2#
Squarepants pushes Banger up against the cage in a clinch.
Squarepants has Banger pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Banger manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Banger is trying to break the clinch but Squarepants has him pressed against the cage.
Banger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.#BC2#
Squarepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Banger misses with a double jab
and Squarepants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Banger closes this distance looking for a takedown but Squarepants circles away.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Banger sprawls well. Banger wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Squidward Squarepants will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2##CL2#
Squarepants clinches up with Banger and pushes him back against the cage.
Banger tries to circle away but Squarepants has him pinned against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Squarepants - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters. #TD2#
Squarepants gets control of Banger's arms and successfully pulls guard. Squarepants will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Squarepants wants to stand up but Banger is controlling him. #SUB2#
Squarepants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Squarepants bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Banger's guard. #REVB#
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants throws a big right hand that misses.
Squarepants engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. #T1##SU2#
Squarepants stands and steps away. Banger gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Banger blocks a head kick by Squarepants.
It looked like Banger was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Banger stuffs the takedown attempt from Squarepants. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
Banger went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Squidward Squarepants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Squarepants shoots for a double leg takedown but Banger sprawls well. He's pushed Squarepants's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Banger misses with a double jab.
Squarepants shoots in but Banger avoids the takedown attempt easily.#CL2#
Squarepants has Banger up against the cage in a clinch. #T2#
Squarepants has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Banger avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Squarepants fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Squarepants fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Banger is trying to break the clinch but Squarepants is controlling him.#BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch.
Squarepants tries for a takedown but Banger sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Banger misses with a wild combination.
Banger leaves Squarepants with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.#TD2#
Banger gets caught napping as Squarepants dives in and scores a takedown. Banger manages to retain guard.#ES#
Banger pushes Squarepants off and gets back to his feet. #T3#
A head kick misses from Squarepants.
Banger lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Squarepants circles away quickly and effectively.
Banger misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
As Banger backs off Squarepants throws a huge counter combo but Banger manages to avoid it all.#CL2#
Squarepants clinches up against the cage.#BC2#
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Banger looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Squarepants raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Squarepants shoots in and drives through. Banger sprawls well.
Banger throws a big counter combination but Squarepants scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Squarepants swinging wildly here.
Squarepants throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Banger.
Banger swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Banger avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
Squarepants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.#T4#
Banger looks to land a combination but Squarepants avoids it well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!#TD2#
Banger gets caught napping as Squarepants dives in and scores a takedown. Banger manages to retain guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#SU2#
Squarepants gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. #TD2#
Squarepants gets a takedown into half guard.#SUB2#
Squarepants is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Banger doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Squarepants.
Squarepants keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Squidward Squarepants will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
#R3##TD2#
Squarepants drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Banger is looking to get back to his feet here but Squarepants is keeping cool and he's managed to take Banger's back.#SUB2#
Squarepants has the rear naked choke here! This is very bad for Banger! Can he survive? No! He's out! Squarepants gets to his feet and celebrates with his cornermen. He looks absolutely delighted. In the post fight interviews he takes time to thank his parents and everyone who has believed in him from the start. How sweet.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #62
Date: May 27, 2017

#R1#
Mclean looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Squarepants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Mclean swivels and escapes.
Mclean goes for a double leg but Squarepants avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Squarepants continues to drive forward.
As Mclean looks to move away, Squarepants throws a big counter combo but Mclean just gets out of the way.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
Squarepants fails to land the takedown.
Mclean wants to counter with a clinch but Squarepants pushes him away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Squidward Squarepants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mclean misses with a takedown attempt - Squarepants sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Squarepants is looking for a counter combo.
Squarepants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mclean pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Squarepants thinks about countering with a head kick.
Mclean leaves Squarepants with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And Mclean responds with a good body kick, but Squarepants manages to step out the way in time.#T1#
Mclean has his takedown stuffed
and Squarepants counters with a one-two to the body. #CL#
Squarepants instigates a clinch. #TD#
Squarepants has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Mclean clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!#ES2#
Mclean manages to stand up with Squarepants still on his back. Eventually Squarepants drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squarepants scores with a one two! Mclean had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Squarepants throws a head kick that half lands.
Squarepants tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mclean sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Squarepants somewhat.#CL#
Squarepants moves into range and clinches up with Mclean.#T2#
Squarepants is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Mclean wants to take the fight to the mat but Squarepants manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.#TD#
Squarepants has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Mclean clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Mclean tries to escape but Squarepants has the hooks in and won't let him break free. #SUB#
Squarepants is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Mclean has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here. #SUB#
Mclean defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt. #T3#
Squarepants lands a shot to the body.
Mclean is in bad spot here.
Squarepants throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch. #SUB#
Squarepants looking for the choke from the back.
Squarepants misses with an elbow to the head. #SUB#
Squarepants working for a choke but Mclean is defending well.
Squarepants controlling the position well here. Mclean rolled but Squarepants kept the hooks locked in and stayed in the dominant position. #T4#
Squarepants keeps control of the position as Mclean tries to break free.
Mclean is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Squarepants keeps control of the position as Mclean tries to break free.
Mclean is still trying to improve position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2#
Squarepants tries to clinch but Mclean moves out of range.
Mclean tries for a takedown but Squarepants circles away easily
and Squarepants counters with a nice uppercut.
Squidward Squarepants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Squarepants tries to clinch up#TD2#
and Mclean counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Squarepants moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Squarepants pulls Mclean in close to his closed guard and prevents Mclean from doing any damage or advancing position.
Mclean works over Squarepants with some ground and pound from guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mclean scoring with some ground and pound.
Mclean preventing the sweep. #T1#
Mclean trying to control but Squarepants is working from the bottom.
Squarepants pulls Mclean in close to his closed guard and prevents Mclean from doing any damage or advancing position.#SUB#
Squarepants throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Mclean working some strikes from top position.#SUB#
Squarepants had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mclean defends it easily.
Squarepants preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. #T2#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.#SUB#
Mclean got a little sloppy there for a moment and Squarepants has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Mclean has managed to get both his arms back between Squarepants's legs - danger averted.
Mclean looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mclean landing with the ground and pound.
Squarepants keeping moving, preventing Mclean from controlling successfully.
Mclean prevents Squarepants from getting back to his feet. #T3#
Mclean sitting in guard, not really doing much. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.#TD2#
Mclean bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Mclean working the ground and pound from side control.
Squarepants is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Mclean throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Squarepants to regain full guard.
Squarepants is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Mclean slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mclean trying to control the position from guard on top but Squarepants is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Squarepants trying to keep a closed guard but Mclean is proving a slippery customer.
Mclean lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mclean stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Squarepants swivels though and keeps the full guard. #ES#
Squarepants pushes Mclean off and scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mclean fails to land the takedown.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Mclean shows good takedown defense.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Brad Mclean will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
#R3#
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
Squarepants lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Squarepants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mclean can do to turn this around?
Mclean fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Squarepants lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mclean will feel that in the morning.
Squidward Squarepants is winning the standup battle so far.
Squarepants scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Mclean sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mclean looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Squidward Squarepants. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mclean gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Squarepants counters with a nice leg kick.
Squarepants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.#TD2#
Mclean feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.#T1#
Mclean in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Squarepants is looking to stand up but Mclean isn't so interested in that idea. #ES#
Squarepants uses the cage to get back to his feet. #TD#
Squarepants shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Mclean is trying to defend but Squarepants finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.#ES2#
Mclean kicks Squarepants off and gets back to his feet.
Mclean gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Squarepants counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squarepants scores to the head and body with a nice combination!#T2#
Mclean throws a left and a right that both miss #CL#
and Squarepants moves into the clinch.
Squarepants lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Squarepants leaning against his opponent.
A shot in the inside from Squarepants.
Stalling in the clinch from Squarepants.
Squarepants wants a takedown but no success here.
Mclean changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Squarepants fights it off and pushes away nicely. #TD2#
Mclean closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Squarepants gets back to full guard.
Squarepants wants to get back to his feet but Mclean is in a dominant position and won't allow it. #T3#
Mclean makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.#SUB#
Squarepants working for a triangle but Mclean defends it easily.
Mclean stopping the sweep attempt from Squarepants.
Mclean controls from within his opponent's guard.
Mclean passes into half guard. #T4#
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Squarepants trying to control here.
Mclean seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Mclean is controlling the pace.
The fighters are battling for position here. Squarepants manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Squarepants wants to sweep here but Mclean controlling him for the moment.
Squarepants trying to keep a closed guard but Mclean is proving a slippery customer.
Mclean trying to control but Squarepants is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
Squidward Squarepants showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Squarepants has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #60
Date: May 13, 2017

#R1#
Hardy connects with a solid leg kick.
Squarepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hardy lands a nice looking body kick.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
And Hardy counters with a quick kick to the body but Squarepants blocks it.
Squarepants shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hardy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hardy lands with an overhand left.
Hardy throws a sloppy head kick and Squarepants moves out of range easily.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Squarepants! But no joy.
Squarepants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hardy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jacob Hardy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Hardy works the jab nicely.
Squarepants doesn't manage to clinch there - Hardy circles away.
Squarepants shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hardy pinned against the cage. Hardy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt
and Hardy counters with a good low kick that Squarepants was not able to check.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hardy. Squarepants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Squarepants lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Hardy shows good takedown defense. #T1#
Squarepants misses with a takedown
and Hardy makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Squarepants really felt that one!
Jacob Hardy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Squarepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hardy lands a slapping body shot.
Hardy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hardy stuffs the takedown.
Hardy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. #CL2#
Squarepants closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Hardy lands a right hand.
Hardy working Squarepants over with knees to the body.
A short body shot lands from Hardy as the two fighters clinch.
Squarepants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Squarepants takes a knee right on the jaw!
Hardy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Squarepants backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but Hardy holds him up against the cage and eventually Squarepants drops back down to his feet. #BC#
Hardy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance. #T2#
Hardy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Hardy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Squarepants fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hardy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Squarepants moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Squarepants misses.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt #CL#
and Hardy holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Squarepants is trying to stall.
Squarepants wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hardy misses with a punch to the body.
Squarepants fails to pull guard.
Hardy has Squarepants pressed against the cage. #TD2#
Squarepants decides to pull guard.
Squarepants has Hardy pulled in close to control his posture. #T3#
Squarepants has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Hardy has passed into side control.
Squarepants tries to improve position but can't.
Hardy content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Squarepants looks to move to half guard but instead Hardy has passed into mount! Damn!
Hardy controlling from the full mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.#T4#
Hardy has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Squarepants has given up his back, trying to stand up. Not clever.
Hardy controlling well, preventing Squarepants from escaping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacob Hardy dominated that round.
That's time! Hardy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Squarepants doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hardy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hardy misses with a head kick.
Hardy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Hardy shows good takedown defense.
Squarepants shoots in looking for a takedown. Hardy tries to sprawl out of it but Squarepants keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Hardy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jacob Hardy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.#CL#
Hardy has Squarepants up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hardy lands a shot to the body.
Hardy leaning against his opponent.
Good body shot from Hardy. #BC#
Hardy breaks the clinch. #T1#
Hardy throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Squarepants on the side of the head.
Squarepants is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hardy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Hardy shows good takedown defense.
Hardy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Squarepants can do to turn this around?
Hardy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Squarepants.#ROC#
Squarepants is rocked!
Squarepants takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Squarepants is still on wobbly legs! Can Hardy finish him?
Squarepants looks to land a combination but Hardy avoids it well.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Squarepants seems to have recovered his senses.
Hardy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Squarepants momentarily.
Hardy throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. #T2#
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hardy lands with a cross.
Hardy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Hardy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Squarepants circles away quickly and effectively.
Jacob Hardy is winning the standup battle so far.
Squarepants walks into a jab.
Jacob Hardy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from Hardy.
Hardy avoids the clinch attempt nicely. #KD#
Hardy lands a big head kick that sends Squarepants tumbling to the mat! Hardy takes a step backwards and waves Squarepants back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Squarepants throws a lazy right hand but Hardy sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.#CL#
Hardy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Squarepants is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but Hardy won't allow it.
Squarepants avoiding damage as Hardy throws knees to the body.
Hardy with a knee to the head. #T3#
Squarepants is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Hardy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jacob Hardy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Hardy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Hardy is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Hardy scores with a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Hardy. #BC#
Hardy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Squidward Squarepants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Squarepants goes for a double leg but Hardy avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Hardy continues to drive forward.
Hardy throws a head kick that misses.
Squarepants has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hardy.#KD#
Hardy lands a big head kick that sends Squarepants tumbling to the mat! Hardy takes a step backwards and waves Squarepants back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Squarepants avoids a punch combination nicely.
Squarepants shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Hardy pinned against the cage. Hardy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T4#
Hardy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A big left from Squarepants misses.
Squarepants is looking to clinch but Hardy is avoiding it.
Hardy connects with a looping right hand. #CL#
Hardy gets a clinch.
Hardy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Squarepants up against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Hardy creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Squarepants tries for a takedown. No joy. #BC#
Hardy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Squarepants dives in and grabs Hardy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hardy pushes down on Squarepants's head and hops out.
Hardy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jacob Hardy dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R3#
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hardy, right into the meat.
Hardy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Hardy wants it to stay on the feet.
Hardy lands with a kick to the ribs.
Squarepants shoots and misses
and Hardy counters with a head kick. That will keep Squarepants thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt.
Jacob Hardy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Hardy swivels and escapes.
Squarepants takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.#CL#
Hardy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hardy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hardy connects with a knee to the head. #BC#
Hardy manages to break the clinch.
Nice jab there from Hardy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hardy walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Squarepants drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Hardy swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Squarepants's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jacob Hardy!
During a confident post fight interview, Jacob Hardy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.

Event: StrikeForce Union #59
Date: May 06, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants dives in for a single leg takedown but Banger sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Banger misses with a few strikes there.
Banger misses with a takedown attempt
and Squarepants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Banger shoots and misses
and Squarepants counters with a right hand to the body. #CL2#
Squarepants rushes Banger and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Banger definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Banger wants to break free but Squarepants has control. #BC#
Banger pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Banger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Squarepants is trying hard to land a takedown here. Banger sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Banger throws a right and a left that Squarepants avoids nicely.
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Squarepants fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Banger avoids it really well and circles away.
As Squarepants looks to move away, Banger throws a big counter combo but Squarepants just gets out of the way.#TD2#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown and gets it.#ES#
Banger manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Squarepants keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage. #T1#
Squarepants lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Banger or not.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but Banger holds him up against the cage and eventually Squarepants drops back down to his feet. #BC2#
Squarepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A left and a right from Squarepants both land. Nice combination. #CL2#
Banger gets tackled into the cage by Squarepants. Squarepants maintains the clinch.
Banger wants to break the clinch but can't. #TD2#
Squarepants successfully pulls guard.
Banger prevents Squarepants from getting back to his feet.
Squarepants looking for a sweep. Not yet Squarepants, not yet. #T2##SU#
Banger gets to his feet. Squarepants looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Banger fails to land with a series of punches.
Squarepants drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Banger defends it well.#CL2#
Squarepants forces Banger back against the cage and clinches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.#BC2#
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking. #CL2#
Squarepants closes the distance and clinches.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but Banger won't allow it. #BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Banger tries to bum rush Squarepants with a series of wild strikes but Squarepants uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Squarepants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Banger is fending him off so far but Squarepants persists. Nope, Banger circles away and we're back to standing.
Squarepants wants to clinch up but Banger keeps it at a distance.
Some wild striking there from Banger.
Banger throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped #CL2#
and Squarepants holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Squarepants keeps control of Banger as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Squarepants works on Banger's body with a couple of short punches.#BC2#
Squarepants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Squarepants connects with a good right hand that stumbles Banger. Banger circles away out of range and recomposes himself.#T3#
Banger misses with a series of wild punches.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Banger as he avoids it easily.
Squarepants avoids a punch combination nicely.
Brent Banger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Banger misses with a double jab. #CL2#
Squarepants rushes Banger and presses him up against the cage.
Banger working hard to break the clinch.#BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice sprawl there from Banger as Squarepants shoots in.
Banger shoots in but no luck this time.
Squarepants goes for a double leg but Banger avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Banger continues to drive forward.
No joy there for Squarepants, who threw a few shots but didn't land. #CL2#
Banger gets tackled into the cage by Squarepants. Squarepants maintains the clinch.
Squarepants tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Banger just stands there and leans against the cage.#T4#
Squarepants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Banger prevents the takedown attempt.
Banger gets underhooks to prevent Squarepants's takedown attempt. #BC2#
Squarepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Banger tries to bum rush Squarepants with a series of wild strikes but Squarepants uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Squarepants steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Banger.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Squarepants throws a head kick that misses.
Banger fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Banger throws a nice looking combination but Squarepants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Banger takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK. #CL2#
Squarepants gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Squarepants changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Banger fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Squarepants misses with a wild body shot.
Banger fails to land the takedown.
A punch combination from Banger misses.
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Squidward Squarepants will probably get the nod.
That's time! Banger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Banger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Squarepants closes this distance looking for a takedown but Banger circles away.#TD2#
Squarepants closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Banger to the mat! Banger manages to get full guard.
Banger is wriggling around but Squarepants manages to pass to half guard. #REVR##SU2#
Squarepants decides to return to a standing position.
Squarepants avoids a punch combination nicely.
Some wild striking there from Banger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sloppy strikes from Banger. Those never looked like landing.
Sloppy strikes from Banger. Those never looked like landing.
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown but Banger shows good takedown defense.
Banger throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Squarepants counters with a one-two to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banger defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Squarepants.
Brent Banger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.#T1#
Banger shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Squarepants but Squarepants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Banger throws a nice looking combination but Squarepants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Brent Banger is winning the standup battle so far.
Squarepants shoots in but Banger avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Brent Banger is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Banger swinging wildly here.
Banger misses with the combination.
Squarepants changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Banger tries to avoid it but Squarepants manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Banger to the ground. Banger escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Banger misses with a two punch combination. #TD2#
Squarepants bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Squarepants trying to control the position but Banger is working away. #T2#
Banger being controlled for a moment.
Squidward Squarepants has got the better of the ground game so far.#SUB2#
Squarepants is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Banger knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. #T3#
Squarepants wants to lay and pray for a moment but Banger keeps working.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.#SU2#
Squarepants stands up and we're back to a striking position. #TD2#
Squarepants closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Banger's guard.
Squarepants controlling from the top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.#T4#
Squarepants is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Squarepants lands a couple of digs.
Squarepants tries to free his leg and advance position but Banger is retaining full guard.
Squarepants slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Let's hope that Squarepants has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Squidward Squarepants will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3#
Banger stuffs the takedown attempt from Squarepants. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet. #TD2#
Squarepants gets a double leg takedown into Banger's guard.
Squarepants working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Squarepants wants to control from the top but Banger keeps moving.
Squarepants trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants passes Banger's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Squarepants with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Squarepants working over Banger with some ground and pound. Banger looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.#T1#
Squarepants has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Banger is in a horrible position here. Squarepants smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Banger is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
A nice elbow there by Squarepants.#T2#
Squarepants looking to control but Banger is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Squarepants forces the positional change into back control. #SUB2#
Squarepants tightening his grip on Banger, looking for the choke.
Banger wants to get back to his feet. #T3##SUB2#
Squarepants working for a choke but Banger is defending well.
Squarepants is looking to control Banger but Banger is wriggling around and keeping busy. #T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Squarepants scores with strikes from the back.
Banger covering up well and avoiding damage.
Squarepants biding his time, controlling Banger. #SUB2#
Banger defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Squarepants's arms.

And that's the end of the fight!
Squidward Squarepants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Squarepants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squidward Squarepants!

Event: StrikeForce Union #57
Date: Apr 23, 2017

#R1#
Brown throws a big shot that misses.#TD2#
Brown closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Squarepants did well to prevent Brown getting side control.
Brown stops Squarepants from getting back to his feet.
Brown throwing shots but Squarepants is blocking nicely.
Brown scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Brown lands a nice short elbow.
Squarepants is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Brown jumps into side control!
Squarepants wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Squarepants on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Brown cracks Squarepants with a big elbow. #ROC2#
Squarepants is rocked!
Brown working away.
Brown scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Squarepants to see if he's OK.
Oh Squarepants is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squarepants is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Squarepants is working hard here to advance position.#T1#
Squarepants wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Squarepants seems to have got his legs back now.
Brown working the body and head with strikes.
Brown working away.
Check out the look on Brown's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Brown looks up at the clock and then as Squarepants takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Brown smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Brown is looking to take a break and control but Squarepants is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Brown working the head with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A big shot lands for Brown! That's hurt Squarepants! Will he recover? Brown fires away with more strikes and the referee has to step in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nino Brown!
A very excited looking Nino Brown made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.

Event: StrikeForce Union #56
Date: Apr 16, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants shoots in looking for a takedown but Mclean manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Squarepants's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mclean drops down looking for a counter takedown but Squarepants sprawls and moves away.
Mclean shoots for a takedown but Squarepants saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Squarepants scores with a head kick. #CUT2#
It looks like Brad Mclean has been cut.
Mclean doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Squarepants counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Mclean shoots in looking for a takedown. Squarepants tries to sprawl out of it but Mclean keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Squarepants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brad Mclean. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mclean stuffs the takedown attempt from Squarepants. Squarepants gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants shoots in looking for a takedown but Mclean manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Squarepants's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Squarepants tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mclean sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Squarepants somewhat.#T1##CL2#
Squarepants moves into the clinch successfully.
Squarepants is trying to drag Mclean to the mat but Mclean just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.#BC2#
Squarepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
No luck for Squarepants with that takedown attempt.
Squarepants fails with a takedown attempt.
Mclean fails with the takedown.#T2#
Squarepants will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Mclean looks to land a combination but Squarepants avoids it well.
Squarepants lands a right hook to the body. #TD2#
Squarepants scores with a takedown into Mclean's guard.
Squarepants is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Squarepants tries to free his leg and advance position but Mclean is retaining full guard.
Squarepants wants to stand but Mclean has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Squarepants trying to control the position from guard on top but Mclean is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. #T3#
Squarepants loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Squarepants's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Squarepants is looking to advance position but Mclean has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!#REVR#
Mclean prevents Squarepants from getting the reversal.
Mclean lands a big shot there that rocks Squarepants but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Squarepants is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Squarepants looks out of his depth in this position - he's holding on tight.#T4#
Mclean avoids the attempt from Squarepants to control.
Mclean in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Squarepants tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mclean trying to control but Squarepants is having none of it.
Mclean lands a nice shot to the head.
Mclean cracks Squarepants with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Squarepants is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mclean controlling the pace for now.
Mclean has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brad Mclean dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Brad Mclean's cut.
That's time! Mclean's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
#R2#
Squarepants shoots in but no luck this time.
Mclean attempts a counter takedown but Squarepants avoids it well and moves away.
Mclean tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Squarepants defends well and Mclean ends up having to push Squarepants into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.#TD2#
Squarepants shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Mclean's guard.#SU2#
Squarepants gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Squarepants misses with a takedown attempt - Mclean sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Squarepants lands with a shot to the body.
Mclean with a poor takedown
and Squarepants counters with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mclean shoots and misses
and Squarepants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mclean thinking.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Brad Mclean. That's going to take a lot out of him.#CL2#
Squarepants takes the fight into the clinch. #BC2#
Squarepants breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. #T1#
Squarepants dives in for a single leg takedown but Mclean sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Squarepants doesn't manage to clinch there - Mclean circles away.
Mclean seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Horrible takedown attempt by Squarepants or perhaps it was just good defense by Mclean, which made it look bad.
Nice sprawl there from Mclean as Squarepants shoots in.
Squarepants shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Mclean eats them both and turns towards Squarepants to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Squarepants shoots for a double leg takedown but Mclean sprawls well. He's pushed Squarepants's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Squarepants tries a head kick but it misses.
Mclean shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Squarepants but Squarepants pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mclean fails with a takedown attempt.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Squarepants! #T2#
Squarepants wants to clinch up but Mclean keeps it at a distance.
Squarepants shoots in for a double leg but Mclean sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Squarepants is looking to clinch.
Squarepants lands a head kick!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Squarepants fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Squarepants connects with a high kick. #CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Squarepants jumps guard but Mclean stands there with Squarepants around his waist. Squarepants gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch. #TD2#
Squarepants jumps into guard, dragging Mclean to the mat. #T3#
Squarepants controls Mclean momentarily but Mclean frees himself.
Mclean sitting in guard here, content to control.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Squarepants is on top in guard. #REVB#
Brad Mclean overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Squarepants trying to control but Mclean is working from the bottom. #SUB#
Mclean is looking for a triangle here but Squarepants uses the submission attempt to pass into side control. #T4#
Mclean can't do much from the bottom here. #SU2#
Squarepants decides to stand up, so the ref orders Mclean to his feet.
Squarepants wants to clinch.#CL2#
Squarepants gets in close and instigates a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squidward Squarepants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Brad Mclean's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
#R3##CL2#
Squarepants gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Squarepants stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Squarepants drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Mclean gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Mclean takes an elbow to the forehead.
Squarepants prevents a takedown attempt there.
Squarepants lands an elbow inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squarepants wants a takedown but no success here. #BC2#
Squarepants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Squarepants fails in his attempt to clinch.
Squarepants has a takedown stuffed.
As Squarepants tries to get set, Mclean tries to push him back and clinch up but Squarepants manages to avoid the attempt.
Brad Mclean has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.#T1##CL2#
Squarepants has managed to clinch. #BC2#
Squarepants breaks from the clinch.
Mclean throws a head kick but Squarepants moves out of range.
Brad Mclean is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Squarepants changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Mclean tries to avoid it but Squarepants manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Mclean to the ground. Mclean escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Mclean misses with a hook
and Squarepants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mclean keeps the fight on the outside.
Squarepants shoots for a takedown but Mclean saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Squarepants tries to close the distance and clinch but Mclean swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Mclean. No joy for Squarepants on that attempt.
Squarepants takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Squarepants shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Mclean pinned against the cage. Mclean gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. #T2#
Squarepants shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Mclean but Mclean pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Mclean shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Squarepants pinned against the cage. Squarepants gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Mclean goes for a double leg but Squarepants avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Squarepants continues to drive forward.
Mclean tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Squarepants swivels and escapes.#CL2#
Squarepants moves into the clinch successfully.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Squarepants obliges.#TD2#
Squarepants successfully pulls guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mclean controlling from the top position.
Mclean with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.#T3#
Squarepants throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land. #SUB2#
Squarepants is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Squarepants is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Mclean is controlling him.
Mclean slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up. #REF3#
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mclean shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Squarepants sprawls well. Squarepants wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mclean gets slowly back to his feet.#T4#
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Mclean leaves Squarepants with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Squarepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mclean swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Squarepants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Squarepants shoots in for a double leg but Mclean sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Squarepants moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Mclean circles away from the clinch attempt.
Squarepants lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mclean takes a step back to recover.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Squarepants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Mclean is defended easily by Squarepants.

And that's the end of the fight!
Squidward Squarepants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Squarepants has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Squidward Squarepants!

Event: Quick Fight Championship
Date: Feb 22, 2017

#R1#
Squarepants with a poor takedown #CL#
and Logan holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Still in the clinch, Logan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Logan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Logan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Squarepants trying to stall but Logan improves his position.
Logan gets through Squarepants's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Squarepants jumps guard but Logan turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Squarepants is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Logan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Logan scores with a shot to the side of Squarepants's head.
Logan lands with a left to the head.
Logan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Logan lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Logan pushes Squarepants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Squarepants blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Logan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Logan lands a shoulder strike.
Logan lands a right hand. #T1#
Squarepants is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Logan to keep the fight standing.
Fingal Logan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Logan lands an uppercut.
Logan working Squarepants over with knees to the body.
Logan misses with some punches.
Logan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Squarepants is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Logan to keep the fight standing.
A short left from Logan.
Logan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Logan pushes Squarepants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Logan.
Logan makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Logan - that landed with a thud.
Logan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Logan prevents a body shot from Squarepants.
Logan misses with a hook from the clinch.
Logan connects with a nasty looking knee right to Squarepants's face.
A shot in the inside from Logan.
Logan managing to block the knees to the body from Squarepants. #T2#
Logan tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Squarepants's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Logan.
Logan lands a nice elbow.
Logan goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Squarepants has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Logan is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Logan struggles to land a body shot inside as Squarepants controls his hands.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Logan.
Squarepants misses with a knee to the head.
Logan misses with a punch on the inside.
Logan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Logan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Logan lands a shot to the body.
Logan lands a right hand.
Squarepants is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Logan is defending well.
Logan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Squarepants or not.
Logan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Squarepants backwards.
Logan lands with a short shot to the head.
A short uppercut from Logan. #T3#
Logan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Squarepants wants to take the fight to the mat but Logan manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Logan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Squarepants backwards.
Squarepants has Logan pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Logan manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Logan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Logan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Logan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Logan lands a shot to the body.
Logan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Squarepants throws a head punch that misses.
A right hand to the body from Logan.
Logan tries to work over Squarepants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Logan.
Logan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Logan working aggressively here.
Logan pushes Squarepants back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Squarepants looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #T4#
Logan lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Logan on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Logan prevents the takedown attempt.
A nice right hand lands inside from Logan.
Logan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Logan has a couple of punches blocked by Squarepants.
Logan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Logan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.#ROC#
Squarepants is rocked!
Logan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Squarepants is still on wobbly legs! Can Logan finish him?
Logan lands a right hand that snaps the head of Squarepants backwards.
Logan scores with a shot to the side of Squarepants's head.
Logan lands a left hand.
Squarepants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Logan misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Logan.
Squarepants trying to control the position but instead, Logan has worked for underhooks and has pushed Squarepants into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fingal Logan dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R2##KD#
Logan lands a big head kick that sends Squarepants tumbling to the mat! Logan takes a step backwards and waves Squarepants back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Logan fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Squarepants.
Squarepants fails with the takedown
and Logan makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Squarepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Logan swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Squarepants seems to have recovered his senses.
Squarepants closes the distance looking to clinch
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Logan counters with an outside leg kick.
Squarepants shoots in for a double leg but Logan sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Squidward Squarepants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Squarepants takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there. #T1#
Logan looks for the body kick but Squarepants saw that one coming.
Logan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Logan is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Squarepants can do to turn this around?
Squarepants blocks a low kick nicely.#CL2#
Squarepants gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Logan has a couple of punches blocked by Squarepants.
Logan is working Squarepants over against the cage.
Logan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Logan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Logan lands a left hand.
Squarepants is trying to pull guard but Logan has him pressed against the cage.
Fingal Logan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Squidward Squarepants.
Logan lands a nice uppercut.
Logan pushes Squarepants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Logan creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Squarepants's defenses.
Logan lands a hook that snaps the head of Squarepants backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Logan scores with an uppercut up the middle.#T2#
Logan misses with a punch to the body.
Logan works on Squarepants's body with a couple of short punches.
Logan crunches a lovely knee into Squarepants's ribcage.
Logan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Squarepants is trying to pull guard but Logan turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Logan lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Logan tries to throw a body punch but Squarepants avoids it by throwing Logan back against the cage.
Logan lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Squarepants or not.
A short body shot lands from Logan as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from Logan.
Logan can't find room to land a body shot as Squarepants controls the action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Logan.
Squarepants is working for takedown but Logan is calmly controlling the position for now.
Logan throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Squarepantss head.
Logan tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Logan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.#T3#
Logan misses with some punches.
Logan scores with a nice hook to the head.
Logan scores with a hook to the body.
Logan works on Squarepants's body with a couple of short punches.
Squarepants is breathing heavily.
A short uppercut from Logan.
Logan scores with a shoulder strike.
Logan putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Squarepants in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Logan lands with a short shot to the head.
Fingal Logan has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Logan tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Logan digs a right hand into Squarepants's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Squarepants's gas tank.
Logan keeps control of Squarepants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Logan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Logan lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Logan lands a nice uppercut.
Squarepants wants to break the clinch but can't.
Logan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Logan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Logan scores with a nice hook to the head.#T4#
A short uppercut from Logan.
A short right from Logan.
Logan lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Squarepants to his knees! Logan keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fingal Logan!

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