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Event: PFC 9 Cranial vs Monsoon     
Date:   Jan 13, 2018
#R1#
Rhammar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rhammar throws a low kick but Krossi avoids it.
Kari Krossi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rhammar jabbing away but nothing is landing. #CL#
Krossi gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Krossi keeps control of Rhammar as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Rhammar tries to circle away but Krossi has him pinned against the cage.#BC#
Krossi manages to break the clinch.
Rhammar gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Rhammar moves out of range as Krossi throws a body kick.
Krossi lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rhammar's sensitive parts.
Krossi will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Krossi is looking to clinch but Rhammar is avoiding it.
Krossi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
The fight stays on the outside here - Krossi looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rhammar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Krossi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Krossi throws a right hand that misses
and Rhammar counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Krossi thinking.
Krossi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Krossi connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rhammar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.#T1#
Rhammar on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Krossi. Krossi obviously looking to wear him down.
Krossi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Krossi throws a wild body kick that Rhammar sees coming a mile off.
Rhammar lands a leg kick that knocks Krossi off balance momentarily.
Krossi blocks a low kick nicely.
Krossi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Krossi takes a jab right on the kisser.
Rhammar displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Krossi throws out the jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Krossi. That's going to slow Rhammar down.
Krossi throws a leg kick but Rhammar moved away.
Rhammar throws a body punch but Krossi moves out of range.
Krossi swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
Rhammar flicks out a counter leg kick but Krossi steps away.
Rhammar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Krossi.
Krossi throws out a powerful jab.
Rhammar lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Krossi.#T2#
Krossi displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Krossi misses with a looping right.
Krossi pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Rhammar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Krossi throws a head kick but Rhammar moves out of range.
Rhammar takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A slapping leg kick lands for Krossi.
Krossi with a nice cross.#ROC#
Rhammar is rocked!
Rhammar takes a swing at Krossi's ribcage but misses.
Krossi takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Rhammar misses with a low kick.
Rhammar misses with a low kick.
Krossi throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Rhammar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Krossi misses with an attempted mid kick.
A good leg kick by Krossi. #T3#
Krossi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rhammar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rhammar lands a glancing blow to the side of Krossi's head.
Rhammar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Rhammar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Krossi.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Krossi.
Krossi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Krossi wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Krossi throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rhammar throws a fast counter high kick but Krossi manages to duck under it in time.
Rhammar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rhammar moves out of range as Krossi throws a body kick.
Rhammar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Krossi looks to throw the jab but Rhammar is out of range.
Krossi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Krossi throws a lazy right hand but Rhammar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Krossi. #T4#
Krossi lands a really nice looking cross but Rhammar seems unphased.
Rhammar gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Krossi throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rhammar connects with a crisp jab.
Rhammar scores with a jab to the head.
Donk. Krossi catches Rhammar right on the button with a cross.
Krossi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rhammar's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Krossi lands with a slapping head kick.
Krossi has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rhammar.
Krossi scores with a nice strike.
Rhammar is still on wobbly legs! Can Krossi finish him?
Rhammar misses with an uppercut. Krossi saw that one coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Krossi throws a hook but Rhammar blocks it.
Rhammar seems to have recovered his senses.
Krossi throws a head kick but Rhammar moves out of range.
Krossi ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kari Krossi dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Krossi's corner calls for a 1-2. Krossi obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Rhammar needs to keep his hands up - Krossi had a free shot at his head there.
Rhammar misses with a hook.#CL#
Krossi closes the distance and pushes Rhammar back into the cage.#BC#
Krossi breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rhammar is looking to slow Krossi down with leg kicks.
Rhammar misses with a wild body shot.
Good exchange - Krossi coming out on top.
Krossi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Krossi throws a half hearted mid kick.
Rhammar blocks a low kick nicely.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Krossi. Rhammar shrugs it off though.
Rhammar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kari Krossi is winning the standup battle so far.#KD#
Krossi lands a big right hand that sends Rhammar crashing to the mat! Krossi stays standing though and waves Rhammar back to his feet!
Rhammar is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Krossi doesn't manage to clinch there - Rhammar circles away.
Rhammar takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie. #T1#
Krossi drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Rhammar right on the button. Rhammar goes down! Krossi follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Krossi gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kari Krossi!
Kari Krossi was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 24, 2017
#R1#
McTaggart throws a leg kick but Rhammar sees it coming and moves out of range.
Rhammar connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McTaggart momentarily.
Rhammar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Rhammar swings for the body but McTaggart moves out of range.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses.
Rhammar looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rhammar only half commits to the counter leg kick.
McTaggart throws a body kick that misses.
Rhammar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rhammar tried to score with a low kick but McTaggart checks it.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses
and Rhammar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McTaggart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Rhammar avoids the head kick by McTaggart.
McTaggart tries a head kick but it misses.
Rhammar tries a quick counter leg kick but McTaggart is wise to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McTaggart throws a leg kick
and Rhammar counters with a nice low kick that buckles McTaggart's knee momentarily.
McTaggart thumps Rhammar with a low kick.
McTaggart chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McTaggart defending well as Rhammar loads up on a big left hand.
Rhammar tries to score with a low kick but McTaggart moves his leg out of the way.#T1#
McTaggart fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Rhammar.
A good leg kick by Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a low kick.
McTaggart throws a sloppy head kick and Rhammar moves out of range easily.
McTaggart connects with a high kick.
McTaggart misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rhammar connects with a solid leg kick.
Rhammar takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Rhammar scores with a jab to the head.
Rhammar blocks the body kick.
Rhammar avoids the head kick by McTaggart.
Rhammar throws a big counter head kick but McTaggart avoids it with no problem.
A solid leg kick lands there for McTaggart.
A head kick misses from McTaggart.
McTaggart tries a low kick but Rhammar avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McTaggart throws a low kick but Rhammar avoids it.
McTaggart tries to work over Rhammar's front leg with a kick but Rhammar checks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Rhammar! But no joy.
McTaggart lands with a kick to the temple. Rhammar shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" #T2#
Rhammar moves out of range of the body kick from McTaggart.
McTaggart throws a push kick but Rhammar slaps the foot to one side.
Rhammar looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Rhammar takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Rhammar avoids the head kick by McTaggart.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McTaggart.#CL#
McTaggart darts in and clinches Rhammar up against the cage.
McTaggart misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McTaggart.
Rhammar blocking some punches.
McTaggart misses with a body punch.
Rhammar wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McTaggart has him pressed against the cage.
McTaggart tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing McTaggart back against the cage. #BC2#
Rhammar breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rhammar blocks a head kick by McTaggart.
McTaggart doesn't manage to clinch there - Rhammar circles away.
Rhammar moves out of range of the body kick from McTaggart.
Rhammar tries to score with a low kick but McTaggart moves his leg out of the way.#T3#
McTaggart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McTaggart throws a leg kick which misses Rhammar's front leg but catches the back leg as Rhammar tries to avoid it.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses.
McTaggart looks to land a body kick but Rhammar moved away.
An inside leg kick from Rhammar misses.
McTaggart tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Rhammar manages to circle out of the way.
McTaggart throws a body kick that misses.
McTaggart throws a head kick but Rhammar moves out of range.
Rhammar lands a head shot.
McTaggart tries to clinch up but Rhammar circles away and keeps his distance.
Rhammar connects with a solid leg kick.
Rhammar circles away from the clinch attempt.
McTaggart uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhammar.
McTaggart tries to counter by clinching up but Rhammar breaks away and moves out of range.
Rhammar takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McTaggart throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Rhammar.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses.
Rhammar walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McTaggart checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McTaggart uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhammar.#T4#
Rhammar blocks the body kick.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rhammar appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
McTaggart misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McTaggart fails in his attempt to clinch.
McTaggart throws the kick towards the body but Rhammar avoids it.
A head kick misses from Rhammar.
A combination from McTaggart does no damage.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rhammar. McTaggart does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rhammar fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McTaggart is out of range.
Rhammar takes a kick to the side of the head.
McTaggart misses with a low kick as Rhammar jumps back.
McTaggart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rhammar blocks a head kick by McTaggart.
Rhammar bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McTaggart's head backwards.
Rhammar attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Osama Bin McTaggart dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
#R2#
McTaggart looks to land a body kick but Rhammar moved away.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses.
McTaggart throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McTaggart tries to clinch but Rhammar is having none of it.
Rhammar throws a body punch but McTaggart moves out of range.
McTaggart is looking to counter the offense by Rhammar and move into the clinch.
Osama Bin McTaggart is winning the standup battle so far.
McTaggart checks a low kick from Rhammar.
Osama Bin McTaggart is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McTaggart connects with a leg kick. Rhammar looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Osama Bin McTaggart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McTaggart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McTaggart throws a head kick but Rhammar moves out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rhammar avoids the head kick by McTaggart.
McTaggart is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhammar can do to turn this around?
McTaggart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McTaggart tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Rhammar counters with an outside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McTaggart tries to clinch but Rhammar moves away
and Rhammar counters with a good low kick that McTaggart was not able to check.
McTaggart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
McTaggart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T1#
McTaggart throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Rhammar counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Rhammar moves out of range as McTaggart throws a body kick.
McTaggart takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from McTaggart. Rhammar shrugs it off though.
McTaggart misses with a head kick.
McTaggart backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
McTaggart misses with a head kick.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Rhammar blocks a head kick by McTaggart.
Rhammar avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McTaggart. That did some damage!
Rhammar takes a swing at McTaggart's ribcage but misses.
McTaggart throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Rhammar looks like he wants to counter punch here.
McTaggart throws a head kick that misses.
McTaggart tries a head kick but it misses.
Rhammar scoring well with a low kick there.
McTaggart throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.#T2#
Rhammar has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McTaggart.
McTaggart steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rhammar.
Rhammar avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar blocks a head kick by McTaggart.
McTaggart tries to clinch up.
Rhammar feints a counter leg kick.
Rhammar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
McTaggart tries to clinch there but Rhammar circles away.
Rhammar walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. McTaggart checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
McTaggart is looking to land body kicks.
McTaggart looks to clinch
and McTaggart takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McTaggart tries a head kick but it misses.
McTaggart misses with a low kick.
Rhammar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
McTaggart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McTaggart moves away from the strike by Rhammar.
McTaggart doesn't manage to clinch there - Rhammar circles away.
McTaggart tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. #T3#
McTaggart feints and then cracks Rhammar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Rhammar down.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rhammar throws a half hearted mid kick.
A good leg kick by McTaggart.
McTaggart throws a nice head kick!
McTaggart scores with a kick to the body.
McTaggart wants to clinch
and Rhammar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
McTaggart throws a leg kick but Rhammar sees it coming and moves out of range.
McTaggart pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Rhammar looks to throw the jab but McTaggart is out of range.
McTaggart bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
McTaggart tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McTaggart lands with a kick to the temple. Rhammar shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Rhammar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from McTaggart. #T4#
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar tries a low kick but McTaggart avoids it.
As Rhammar tries to get set, McTaggart tries to push him back and clinch up but Rhammar manages to avoid the attempt.
A head kick misses from McTaggart.
McTaggart misses with a head kick.
Rhammar appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
McTaggart tries to land a leg kick but Rhammar saw it coming and moves away.
McTaggart fails in his attempt to clinch.
McTaggart lands a head kick. Rhammar smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Rhammar moves out of range of the leg kick from McTaggart.
McTaggart pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McTaggart on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
McTaggart takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.#ROC2#
McTaggart is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Rhammar ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent McTaggart clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Anus Rhammar!
A very excited looking Anus Rhammar rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Osama Bin McTaggart spoke after the fight, saying 'I think i saw the ghost of michael jackson. He was reading a book and eating fruit!'.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 17, 2017
#R1#
Owen lunges at Rhammar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rhammar's hand.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Owen checks it well.
Rhammar throws a right hand that misses
enabling Owen to counter with a crisp jab. #KD#
Owen lands a big uppercut and Rhammar crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Rhammar looks OK. Owen waves Rhammar back to his feet!#ROC#
Rhammar is rocked!#TD#
Owen shoots in for a takedown. He's got it... He's hoisted his opponent over his head and is carrying him over to the other end of the mat. The crowd roars in approval and Owen slams his opponent to the mat. OH, that is naaaaaasty! He's out! Owen lands a punch to his unconscious victim for good measure before the ref has time to call the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Harry Owen!
Harry Owen thanked the fans post fight for their support.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Nov 05, 2017
#R1#
Rhammar lands with an uppercut that bounces Trenchard off the cage and back into range.
Rhammar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Trenchard doesn't seem bothered though.
Rhammar scores with a jab.
Rhammar throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Trenchard's head.#ROC2#
Trenchard is rocked!#CUT2#
It looks like James Trenchard has been cut.
Trenchard tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Rhammar swivels and escapes.
Rhammar chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Rhammar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Trenchard takes one on the button.
Rhammar stuffs the takedown attempt from Trenchard. Trenchard gets slowly back to his feet.
Rhammar tries a quick counter leg kick but Trenchard is wise to it.#KD2#
Rhammar lands a big uppercut and Trenchard crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Trenchard looks OK. Rhammar waves Trenchard back to his feet!
Oh Trenchard is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar throws a pinpoint strike between Trenchard's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Trenchard crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Rhammar scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Anus Rhammar!
Anus Rhammar was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: Quick Fight Championship     
Date:   Oct 25, 2017
#R1#
Rage wants to clinch
and Rhammar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Rhammar connects with a good right hand that stumbles Rage. Rage circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Rage has his takedown stuffed
and Rhammar counters with an outside leg kick.
Rage gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Rage takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles. #ROC#
Rage is rocked!
Rhammar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rage at a distance.
Rhammar lands a nice looking body shot.
Rage looks winded!
Rhammar thumps Rage with a low kick.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Rhammar! Rage is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anus Rhammar!
Anus Rhammar tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.

 

Event: Just Bleed 23     
Date:   Feb 04, 2017
#R1#
AssKicken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the body.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rhammar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Rhammar avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhammar moves out of range of the strikes.
Rhammar swings widly with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.#T1#
AssKicken thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Rhammar.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from AssKicken. Rhammar does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhammar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhammar connects with an inside leg kick.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhammar fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it. #T2#
AssKicken moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Rhammar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
AssKicken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws a low kick, looking for AssKicken's leg but AssKicken calmly moves out of range.
Rhammar misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Rhammars jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Rhammar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rhammar throws a hook but AssKicken avoids it easily.
AssKicken scores with a body shot. #T3#
A lazy left from Rhammar finds it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Rhammar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Rhammar looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
AssKicken lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A low kick from Rhammar is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Rhammar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Rhammar turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.#T4#
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar misses with a right hand
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Rhammar misses with a hook.
Rhammar looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Rhammar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt AssKicken.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but AssKicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
AssKicken connects with a body shot.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
#R2#
Rhammar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
Rhammar lands with an uppercut that bounces AssKicken off the cage and back into range.
AssKicken misses with a wild combination.
Rhammar takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhammar thows a left - swing and a miss!
AssKicken throws an overhand right that lands on Rhammar's shoulder, as Rhammar tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken moves out of range easily.
The fighters circling - AssKicken throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A countering left hand to the body from Rhammar misses.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhammar slips the punch.
AssKicken throws a right and a left that Rhammar avoids nicely. #T1#
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Rhammar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, AssKicken has got the better of the exchanges.
Rhammar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Rhammar cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
Some wild striking there from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
AssKicken throws a low kick but Rhammar moves out of range easily.
AssKicken moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
AssKicken checks the leg kick nicely there.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.
AssKicken lands with a right hand.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken. #T2#
Rhammar moves out of range of the body kick.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
Rhammar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Rhammar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
AssKicken connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhammar moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a nice hook to Rhammar's body. Rhammar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
AssKicken lands a head shot.
Rhammar wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice uppercut there from AssKicken.
AssKicken sizes up Rhammar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. #T3#
Rhammar slips a jab and a cross from AssKicken.
AssKicken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhammar momentarily.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Rhammar counters with a left to the body.
Rhammar throws a body shot but no joy.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a poor cross that misses
and Rhammar counters with a body kick that stops AssKicken in his tracks momentarily.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rhammar was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Nice defenses there by Rhammar.
AssKicken checks a leg kick. #T4#
A lazy left from AssKicken finds it's target.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rhammar was well out of range.
Rhammar thinks about the counter body kick.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Rhammar walks into a stiff left hand from AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Rhammar is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Rhammar!
Rhammar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rhammar scores with a head kick. AssKicken tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
AssKicken fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Rhammar shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. AssKicken eats them both and turns towards Rhammar to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
AssKicken is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
#R3#
Rhammar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice cross by AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
Rhammar takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
Rhammar tries to work over AssKicken's front leg with a kick but AssKicken checks it.
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at AssKicken's knee but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rhammar on the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
Rhammar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by AssKicken.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
Rhammar throws a fast counter high kick but AssKicken manages to duck under it in time.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.#T1#
Rhammar throws a nice head kick!
Rhammar fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Rhammar moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Rhammar finds it's way round the side to connect with AssKicken's head.
AssKicken smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
AssKicken scores with the left hand. Rhammar knows he should have avoided that one.
Rhammar finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
AssKicken throws a sloppy body shot
and Rhammar counters with a right hand to the body.
Rhammar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
AssKicken staying out of range there.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but AssKicken manages to avoid taking any serious damage.#T2#
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
The crowd cheers as AssKicken lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rhammar doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick
and AssKicken counters with a three punch combo that has Rhammar backing up. Rhammar nods at AssKicken to acknowledge the strikes.
AssKicken misses with a jab, cross combination.
AssKicken checks a leg kick.
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
AssKicken throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rhammar misses with a kick to the body.
AssKicken scores with a punch to the head.
AssKicken doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
AssKicken throws an off balance right hand
enabling Rhammar to counter with a crisp jab.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.#T3#
AssKicken checks the leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
AssKicken misses the jab.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AssKicken swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhammar moved out of range nicely.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Rhammar, right into the meat.
AssKicken throws a hook but Rhammar blocks it.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Rhammar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Rhammar only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.#T4#
AssKicken lands a right hook to the body.
Rhammar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhammar.#TD#
AssKicken changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Rhammar looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Rhammar is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but AssKicken has just dragged him back down to the mat.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhammar can do to turn this around?
AssKicken is looking to take a break and control but Rhammar is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
AssKicken tries to advance to mount but can't.
AssKicken works to advance to full mount. Rhammar defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Rhammar is squirming around, avoiding AssKicken's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
#R4#
AssKicken checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
A counter left hand to the body from AssKicken misses its target.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but AssKicken checks it well.
A good leg kick by Rhammar.
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Rhammar's body.
Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar blocks a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rhammar.
AssKicken tries to land a front kick but Rhammar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Rhammar scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#T1#
AssKicken avoids a kick to the body.
Rhammar misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar throws a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken throws a big counter combination but Rhammar scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhammar.
Nice shot lands for AssKicken.
A shot to the body from Rhammar misses
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rhammar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rhammar.
A shot to the liver by Rhammar. Beautiful body shot.
Rhammar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big right from Rhammar misses. #T2#
AssKicken connects with a body shot.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rhammar has time to react.
Rhammar tries to score with a low kick but AssKicken moves his leg out of the way.
Rhammar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
AssKicken lands with a shot to the body.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken takes a shot right to the bread basket.
AssKicken connects with a crisp jab.
Rhammar's corner calls for a 1-2. Rhammar obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
AssKicken with a body punch. A glancing blow.
AssKicken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering. #T3#
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at AssKicken's knee but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Rhammar moves away and avoids it.
Rhammar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sloppy strikes from AssKicken. Those never looked like landing.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A clash of legs there as AssKicken blocks the low kick.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
AssKicken throws out a loose jab but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. #T4#
AssKicken fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Rhammar on the side of the head.
Rhammar lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar throws a big shot that misses.
Rhammar shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
AssKicken throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rhammar stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rhammar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rhammar digs a good hook to AssKicken's body.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
AssKicken connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rhammar's hands.
Good work by AssKicken as he checks the leg kick.
AssKicken scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rhammar doesn't seem bothered though.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken had his way with Anus Rhammar in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
#R5#
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhammar.
AssKicken misses the body punch
and Rhammar makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
AssKicken throws a right hand that Rhammar ducks under and follows up with a left that Rhammar also avoids with ease.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Rhammar momentarily.
Rhammar misses with a looping left.
Rhammar throws a leg kick but AssKicken sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Rhammar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between AssKicken's hands.
Rhammar pivots, looking for a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range and Rhammar settles back down.
AssKicken loads up on a big right hand but Rhammar slips the punch.
Rhammar takes a swing at AssKicken's ribcage but misses. #T1#
Rhammar throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Rhammar will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
AssKicken getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
AssKicken on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
Rhammar throws a leg kick
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
AssKicken waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
AssKicken scores with a nice head shot.#ROC#
Rhammar is rocked!
Rhammar ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Rhammar ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Rhammar is still on wobbly legs! Can AssKicken finish him?
AssKicken slips a jab from Rhammar.
A cross from AssKicken lands.#T2#
AssKicken misses with a two punch combination.
AssKicken lands with a hook. Rhammar tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
AssKicken takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
A big left from Rhammar misses.
Rhammar seems to have recovered his senses.
Good leg kick by Rhammar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
AssKicken ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rhammar tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rhammar lets loose with a powerful body kick. AssKicken will feel that in the morning.
A combination from AssKicken does no damage.
Rhammar steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.#T3#
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Rhammar moved out of range nicely.
AssKicken is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rhammar.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
Rhammar blocks the body kick.
Rhammar appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Rhammar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.
Rhammar bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses. #T4#
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
As Rhammar looks to move away, AssKicken throws a big counter combo but Rhammar just gets out of the way.
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rhammar manages to avoid it.
Rhammar is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down AssKicken rather than just go for the knockout.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
Rhammar lands with a slapping head kick.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut. Rhammar saw that one coming.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
AssKicken looks for the body kick but Rhammar saw that one coming.
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
AssKicken tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar throws a body punch but AssKicken moves out of range.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Rhammar slips under a jab.
Anus Rhammar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhammar looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Thoreaux AssKicken.
Well AssKicken has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 49:46
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!

Thoreaux AssKicken retains his light heavyweight title!
Thoreaux AssKicken managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, MayheM sportswear, into his post fight interview.

 

Event: Just Bleed 20     
Date:   Jan 14, 2017
#R1#
Boes walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circle momentarily. Rhammar darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Boes closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Boes takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Boes gets cracked there but stands up to it. #CUT2#
It looks like Allen Boes has been cut.
Rhammar thumps Boes with a low kick.
Rhammar lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar cracks the inside of Boes's front leg.
Rhammar fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar works the jab nicely.
Boes digs a good body shot into Rhammar's ribs.#T1#
Rhammar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boes at a distance.
Boes on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Boes uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhammar.
Boes swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Boes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boes was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rhammar throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Rhammar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Boes doesn't seem bothered though.
Rhammar connects with a leg kick. Boes looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rhammar swings for the body but Boes moves out of range.
Boes was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Rhammar throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Rhammar lands with a good body shot.#T2#
Rhammar scores with a push kick.
Rhammar connects with the punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rhammar ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nice defenses there by Boes.
Boes swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Boes throws a shot from downtown. Rhammar moves away and avoids it.
Boes backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Boes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick and Boes moves out of range easily.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from Boes.
Rhammar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Boes's calf.
Boes ducks under a wild hook from Rhammar.#T3#
Rhammar's corner calls for a 1-2. Rhammar obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Rhammar lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Boes ducks right into an uppercut from Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a low kick.
Rhammar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Boes definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Rhammar misses the shot to the body.
Rhammar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Boes uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rhammar.
Rhammar lands a head shot.
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Boes. That did some damage!
Rhammar tests Boes's chin there with a solid looking shot.#T4#
A slapping body kick lands there for Rhammar.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rhammar.
Rhammar misses the body punch
and Boes counters with a stiff right hand.
Rhammar scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boes.
Rhammar keeps Boes at a distance using the push kick.
Rhammar misses with a body shot.
Boes lands a jab.
A cross from Rhammar lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anus Rhammar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Allen Boes's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
#R2#
Rhammar lands with a nice body kick.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from Boes.
That kick from Rhammar tenderised Boes's leg. Boes is trying to keep his angry face on.
Rhammar connects with an inside leg kick.
Boes checks the leg kick nicely there.
Boes is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boes rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Rhammar counters with a low kick, right behind Boes 's knee.
Good leg kick by Rhammar there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice body kick from Rhammar.
A big left from Rhammar misses.
A counter left hand to the body from Boes misses its target.#T1#
Boes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Rhammar is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rhammar lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rhammar is looking to slow Boes down with leg kicks.
Boes throws a body punch but Rhammar moves out of range.
Boes is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rhammar jabs Boes to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Boes will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Rhammar scores with a crisp jab that stopped Boes in his tracks.
Rhammar works Boes's body with a nice hook.
Rhammar scoring well with a low kick there.
Rhammar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boes. #T2#
Rhammar throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Boes's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar swings for the body but Boes moves out of range.
Boes is looking to counter punch.
Rhammar misses with a body shot #CL#
and Boes moves into the clinch.
Boes lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Rhammar backwards.
Boes prevents Rhammar from breaking the clinch.
Boes has a couple of punches blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar is trying to break the clinch but Boes has him pressed against the cage.
Boes swings away with an uppercut that misses. #BC2#
Rhammar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Boes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Boes just misses with a punch to the body.
Boes backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Rhammar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Rhammar throws a nice inside leg kick. #T3#
Boes swings widly with a right hand
and Rhammar counters with an outside leg kick.
Rhammar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rhammar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Rhammar throws a nice outside leg kick.
Rhammar throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Boes on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Rhammar throws a head kick but Boes moves out of range.
Boes missing with a left hand there. Rhammar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Boes misses with a hook
and Rhammar counters with a head kick. That will keep Boes thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Rhammar thumps Boes with a low kick.#T4#
Boes misses the jab.
Boes's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Boes misses with the body kick
and Rhammar counters with an outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boes connects with the punch.
Boes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
Boes has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Rhammar.
Boes on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rhammar cracks the inside of Boes's front leg.
Rhammar misses with a leg kick.
A little feinted left hand from Boes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rhammar swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Boes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anus Rhammar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Allen Boes's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
Rhammar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Boes takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Boes walks forward, straight into a front kick from Rhammar.
Rhammar jabs Boes to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Rhammar throws a chopping leg kick but Boes manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Boes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Boes on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar swings for the body but Boes moves out of range.
Boes doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Rhammar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.#T1#
Rhammar loads up on a big right hand but Boes slips the punch.
Rhammar tries to work over Boes's front leg with a kick but Boes checks it.
Boes takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rhammar throws a low kick but it's checked well by Boes.
A little feinted left hand from Boes on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Rhammar misses with a hook. Boes ducked under it nicely.
Boes swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Boes misses with a wild body shot.
Rhammar slips a jab from Boes.
Rhammar follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Boes takes one to the chin there.
Boes needs to keep his hands up - Rhammar had a free shot at his head there.
Rhammar looks to land a right hand but Boes moved out of range.
Boes throwing a counter right hand but Rhammar manages to avoid it.#T2#
Rhammar moves away from the strike by Boes.
Rhammar is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Anus Rhammar seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rhammar misses the body punch
and Boes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Rhammar throws a front kick aimed at Boes's knee but Boes avoids it well.
Boes throws a poor cross that misses
and Rhammar counters with a right hand to the body.
Rhammar misses with a hook. Boes ducked under it nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from Boes misses its target.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boes.
Boes looks to score with a jab to the body but Rhammar is just out of range.
Rhammar jabs at Boes's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rhammar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Boes.#T3#
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rhammar cracks the inside of Boes's front leg.
Boes swings away with a body shot that misses
and Rhammar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Rhammar looks to score with a jab to the body but Boes is just out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Rhammar.
Nice body punch from Rhammar.
Boes closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rhammar.
Rhammar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boes sees it coming and avoids it easily.#T4#
Boes tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Rhammar is looking to score with low kicks.
Boes stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Rhammar.
Rhammar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boes at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sloppy strikes from Boes. Those never looked like landing.
Rhammar swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Rhammar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boes at a distance.
Boes throws a hook but Rhammar avoids it easily.
Jab from Rhammar.
Rhammar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boes.
Allen Boes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Anus Rhammar is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Rhammar scores with a nice strike.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anus Rhammar comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Rhammar winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anus Rhammar!

Anus Rhammar spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.

 

Event: Just Bleed 15 - Bolek VS Smith     
Date:   Dec 16, 2016
#R1##CL2#
Rhammar takes the fight into the clinch.
A short uppercut from Rhammar.
Ithome has a couple of punches blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar lands with a light punch inside.
Rhammar is struggling to control the position.
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar scores with a shoulder strike.
Rhammar is leaning against Ithome and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ithome tries to break free but Rhammar pushes him back against the cage.
Rhammar digs a right hand underneath Ithome's ribcage. Ithome let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rhammar gets through Ithome's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar lands with a right to the head.
A shot in the inside from Rhammar. #ROC2#
Ithome is rocked!
Rhammar lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Oh Ithome is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ithome can't break the clinch.
Ithome seems to have got his legs back now.#T1#
Rhammar gets through Ithome's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rhammar.
Ithome is breathing heavily.
Rhammar lands with a light punch inside.
Ithome takes a shot to the head.
Ithome is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Rhammar is keeping busy.
Rhammar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Rhammar takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Ithome tries to break the clinch but Rhammar is controlling the position.
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ithome takes a shot to the head.
Rhammar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ithome takes a shot to the head.
Rhammar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A short right from Rhammar.
Come on Rhammar - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense. #T2#
Rhammar lands a left hand.
Ithome wants to get back to striking at distance but Rhammar won't allow it.
Ithome has had enough of the clinch but Rhammar keeps him there for the moment.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
Rhammar is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A short body shot lands from Rhammar as the two fighters clinch.
Rhammar scores with a nice hook to the head.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
Rhammar scores with an uppercut up the middle.#KD2#
Rhammar drops Ithome onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Ithome is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Rhammar lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ithome to his knees! Rhammar keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anus Rhammar!
Anus Rhammar was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.

 

Event: Just Bleed Midweek 3     
Date:   Nov 23, 2016
#R1#
Oen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rhammar.
Oen dives in for a single leg takedown but Rhammar sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Oen looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
It seemed like Rhammar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Rhammar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Oen throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Rhammar counters with a leg kick.
Oen misses with an uppercut. Rhammar saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Decent striking displayed by Rhammar there.
Oen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhammar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rhammar flicks out a counter leg kick but Oen steps away.
Rhammar's corner calls for a 1-2. Rhammar obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. #T1#
Oen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Rhammar lands with an overhand left.
Oen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Oen lands the left hand.
Rhammar lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Oen is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Anus Rhammar is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rhammar throws a looping overhand right but Oen ducks down to avoid it.
Oen has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Oen tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Rhammar throws out a loose jab but Oen uses good head movement to avoid it.
Oen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Rhammar throws a big shot that misses.
Oen attempts a counter takedown but Rhammar avoids it well and moves away.
Rhammar fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Oen checks it well. #T2#
Oen shoots for a double leg takedown but Rhammar sprawls well. He's pushed Oen's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Neo Oen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Oen scores with a jab.
Oen throws a low kick but it's checked well by Rhammar.
Oen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Oen moves away from the strike by Rhammar.
Oen ducks under a wild hook from Rhammar.
Oen on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Rhammar. Rhammar obviously looking to wear him down.
Oen takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A slapping body kick lands there for Rhammar.
Oen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from Oen. #T3#
Oen throws a poor cross that misses
and Rhammar counters with a left to the body.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Rhammar. Oen shrugs it off though.
Oen looks to score with a jab to the body but Rhammar is just out of range.
Oen ducks under a wild hook from Rhammar.
Oen changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Some wild striking there from Rhammar.
Rhammar loads up on a big right hand but Oen slips the punch.
Oen tries to counter with a takedown but Rhammar is quick to defend against it.
Oen misses with a body shot.
Oen shoots in looking for a takedown but Rhammar manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Oen's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Oen with a hook.
Oen moves forwards but Rhammar connects with a nice, crisp jab.#T4#
Rhammar throws a hook to the side of Oen's head but Oen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Rhammar uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Oen has time to react.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oen takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar stuffs the takedown attempt from Oen. Oen gets slowly back to his feet.
Oen takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Rhammar lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rhammar is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Rhammar takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A nice side step and Rhammar releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Oen takes a swing at Rhammar's ribcage but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anus Rhammar dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R2#
Rhammar throws a right and a left that both miss.
Oen misses with an uppercut
and Rhammar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Oen misses with a lunging right hand #CL2#
and Rhammar moves into the clinch.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
Rhammar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
Oen tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing Oen back against the cage.
Oen blocks an uppercut.
Rhammar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Oen blocking some punches.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Oen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Rhammar lands a shot to the body.
Rhammar lands a left hand.
Rhammar taking a breather.
Rhammar taking a breather.
Rhammar receives a warning from the referee for stalling.#T1#
Oen misses with the head strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Rhammar has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Oen seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rhammar can turn it around.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Oen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar stalling in the clinch.
Rhammar lands a left hand that snaps the head of Oen backwards.
Rhammar controlling the action here for a moment.
Oen working aggressively here.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Rhammar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Rhammar takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by Oen.
Rhammar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. #T2#
Rhammar lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Oen fails to land.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
Rhammar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Rhammar tries a body shot but Oen blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Oen misses with some punches.
Oen working aggressively here.
Oen taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Oen throws a head punch that misses.
Oen throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Oen fails to land.
Rhammar has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Oen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Oens head. #T3#
Rhammar has Oen pressed against the cage.
Oen blocking some punches.
Oen lands a right hand that snaps the head of Rhammar backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Oen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rhammar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Oen stalling in the clinch but Rhammar improves position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Rhammar.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike.
Rhammar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Oen blocking some punches.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Oen.
Rhammar is struggling to control the position.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked. #T4#
Rhammar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Oen misses with a punch on the inside.
Oen has a couple of punches blocked by Rhammar.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
Rhammar blocking some punches.
The referee is keeping an eye on Oen - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Oen takes a shot to the head.
Rhammar lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rhammar scores with a shoulder strike.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Oen swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rhammar lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Oen backwards.
Rhammar stalling against the cage.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anus Rhammar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
#R3##KD2#
Rhammar lands a big head kick that sends Oen tumbling to the mat! Rhammar takes a step backwards and waves Oen back to his feet - he wants the finish!#ROC2#
Oen is rocked!
Rhammar moves out of range of the strikes.
Oh Oen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rhammar catches Oen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Oen swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
Oen seems to have got his legs back now.
Oen takes a swing at Rhammar's ribcage but misses.
Oen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rhammar moves into range and connects with a jab.
Rhammar lands a lovely overhand right.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A big left from Oen misses.
Anus Rhammar seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Oen finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt. #T1#
Rhammar lands a jab to the nose.
A low kick from Oen is predictable there
and Rhammar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rhammar takes a swing at Oen's ribcage but misses.
Oen blocks a leg kick.
Oen attempts a counter takedown but Rhammar avoids it well and moves away.
Rhammar lands with a cross.
Rhammar connects with a nice looking jab.
Rhammar is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Rhammar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Oen's calf.
Oen misses with a takedown attempt
and Rhammar counters with a stiff right hand.
Rhammar lands with a kick to the ribs.
Rhammar moves out of range as Oen strikes.
Rhammar is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Oen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Neo Oen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#T2#
Rhammar scores with a jab to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice uppercut lands for Rhammar. That snapped Oen's head back.
Oen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rhammar connects with a jab.
Rhammar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Oen.
Oen looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Rhammar lands a right hook to the body.
Rhammar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Oen moves away.
Oen appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Rhammar lands with a thumping leg kick.
Oen with a poor takedown #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by moving into the clinch.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch. #T3#
Rhammar lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
Both fighters working to control the clinch. #KD2#
Rhammar drops Oen onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Oen is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Rhammar lands a big right hand that drops Oen! The killer instinct kicks in and Rhammar finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Rhammar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anus Rhammar!

 

Event: Just Bleed 8     
Date:   Oct 29, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken takes a swing at Rhammar's ribcage but misses.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A chopping leg kick lands by Rhammar.
Rhammar connects with a solid leg kick.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
Rhammar cracks AssKicken with a right hand to the side of the head.
Rhammar moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
Good shot there by AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Rhammar ducked under it nicely.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Rhammar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Rhammar cracks the inside of AssKicken's front leg.
AssKicken thuds a left hand into Rhammar's body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken. #T1#
AssKicken bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rhammar's head backwards.
AssKicken swings and misses with a hook to the body.
AssKicken looks to land a right hand but Rhammar moved out of range.
AssKicken lands a nice hook to Rhammar's body. Rhammar takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.
Rhammar moves out of range of the strikes.
Rhammar steps to the side to avoid the strikes from AssKicken.
AssKicken moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Rhammar ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Rhammar avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.#T2#
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
Rhammar blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rhammar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #BC#
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Rhammar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Rhammar slips a straight right by AssKicken.#T3#
Rhammar dips to his left and cracks AssKicken with an uppercut!
Rhammar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but AssKicken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rhammar throws a quick inside leg kick.
AssKicken throws a predictable looking body shot
and Rhammar counters with a nice leg kick.
AssKicken tries to bum rush Rhammar with a series of wild strikes but Rhammar uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
AssKicken scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
AssKicken throws a jab but it's blocked by Rhammar.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A solid body kick from Rhammar.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Rhammar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and AssKicken has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from AssKicken and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.
Rhammar scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.#T4#
Rhammar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to counter with a clinch but AssKicken shakes him off and moves away.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
AssKicken misses the jab.
Rhammar feints a counter leg kick.
AssKicken is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Rhammar keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to counter with a clinch but AssKicken shakes him off and moves away.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken throws a left and a right that both miss
and Rhammar counters with a leg kick.
AssKicken lands a body shot.
AssKicken scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.#CL2#
The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short left from Rhammar.
A short right hand to the side of the head by AssKicken.
Rhammar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Thoreaux AssKicken will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
#R2##KD#
Nice combo by AssKicken! Oh, that's hurt him - Rhammar falls to the canvas and AssKicken follows him into side control. #ROC#
Rhammar is still looking wobbly from the end of the last round!
Rhammar tries to escape but AssKicken is in control. #SUB#
AssKicken wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Rhammar, who protects the arm well.
AssKicken has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Rhammar!#T1#
AssKicken seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Rhammar is holding on tight.
AssKicken is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rhammar can do to turn this around?
Rhammar is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Rhammar is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
AssKicken fails to move to back control.
Rhammar is squirming around, avoiding AssKicken's attempts to control the action.
Rhammar has given up his back.
Rhammar wants to get back to his feet. #SUB#
AssKicken has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. #T2#
Rhammar is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet. #SUB#
Rhammar is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if AssKicken gets his way!
Rhammar is keeping busy. #SUB#
AssKicken has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Rhammar has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least! #ES2#
Rhammar is looking to stand back up. He's having to work hard to escape but eventually he manages it.
Rhammar uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.#T3#
AssKicken walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Jab, jab by AssKicken - just one landing.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Rhammar tries to close the distance and clinch but AssKicken swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Rhammar lands a leg kick that knocks AssKicken off balance momentarily.
Rhammar throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rhammar throws a low kick but AssKicken moves out of range easily.
Good exchange - AssKicken coming out on top.#CL2#
Rhammar rushes AssKicken and presses him up against the cage.
AssKicken tries to work over Rhammar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A hook to the body from Rhammar.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside. #T4#
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar lands a hook to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken working hard to break the clinch.
Rhammar trying to control the position but instead, AssKicken has worked for underhooks and has pushed Rhammar into the cage.
AssKicken looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rhammar to keep the fight standing.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Thoreaux AssKicken dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
#R3#
A telegraphed right hand from AssKicken misses the target.
Rhammar is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Rhammar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by AssKicken.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rhammar lands a slapping body shot.
Rhammar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
AssKicken takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A shot to the body from AssKicken misses
and Rhammar counters with a thumping low kick.
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away. #T1#
Rhammar looks to land a combination but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Rhammar can pounce on him.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
Rhammar connects with an inside leg kick.
Rhammar tries to clinch up.#CL2#
Rhammar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Rhammar lands a hook that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Rhammar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anus Rhammar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rhammar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt AssKicken or not.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses. #T2#
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Still in the clinch, AssKicken scores with a nice short uppercut.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar can't find room to land a body shot as AssKicken controls the action.
Rhammar has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. AssKicken seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rhammar can turn it around.
Rhammar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rhammar can't find room to land a body shot as AssKicken controls the action.
Rhammar working aggressively here. #TD#
AssKicken ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. AssKicken no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
AssKicken looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Rhammar is looking to stand up but AssKicken won't let him.
Rhammar preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Rhammar has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of AssKicken is proving hard to escape from. #T3##SU2#
Rhammar stands and steps away. AssKicken gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game. #CL2#
Rhammar has AssKicken up against the cage in a clinch.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
AssKicken tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Rhammar smiles and moves away.
AssKicken avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Donk. AssKicken catches Rhammar right on the button with a cross.
AssKicken thuds his right hand into Rhammar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
No joy there for AssKicken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rhammar feints a counter leg kick.
AssKicken thows a left - swing and a miss!
Rhammar was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.#T4#
AssKicken connects with a crisp jab.
Rhammar ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
It seemed like Rhammar was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
AssKicken misses with a jab to the body #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
AssKicken misses with a body punch.
AssKicken wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Rhammar has him pressed against the cage.
AssKicken misses with a punch to the body.
Rhammar looking to slow down the pace here.
Rhammar lands a body punch in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rhammar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of AssKickens head.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
AssKicken lands with a light punch inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Anus Rhammar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Anus Rhammar.
I think AssKicken has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Thoreaux AssKicken!

Thoreaux AssKicken is the new light heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Thoreaux AssKicken thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.

 

Event: Just Bleed MMA     
Date:   Oct 05, 2016
#R1#
AssKicken punishes Rhammar's body with a nice straight punch.
Rhammar throws a leg kick which misses AssKicken's front leg but catches the back leg as AssKicken tries to avoid it.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rhammar fails with an attempt to clinch.
AssKicken attempts a counter takedown but Rhammar avoids it well and moves away.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken ducks under a wild hook from Rhammar.
Anus Rhammar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
AssKicken lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
AssKicken misses the jab.
Rhammar throws a sloppy head kick
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Rhammar looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
Rhammar slips under a jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken backing away here, and Rhammar unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've been hearing reports that AssKicken has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.#T1#
Rhammar is looking to clinch.
AssKicken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken walks into a stiff left hand from Rhammar.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.#CL2#
Rhammar closes the distance and clinches.
Rhammar taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
AssKicken misses with a body punch.
Rhammar misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
Rhammar tried to land a shot to the body but connects with AssKicken's elbow.
Rhammar slows down the pace here.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch. #T2#
AssKicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
AssKicken lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
AssKicken lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
Rhammar gets through AssKicken's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken tries to pull guard but Rhammar won't allow it.
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands. #T3#
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a nice body shot.
AssKicken jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Rhammar walks away with a smile on his face. AssKicken gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
AssKicken keeps the fight on the outside.
AssKicken went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Rhammar misses with a head kick.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
AssKicken lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.#CL2#
Rhammar moves into the clinch successfully.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rhammar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Rhammar to keep the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.#T4#
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar is leaning against AssKicken and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
AssKicken is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar misses with a punch on the inside.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a nice body shot.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Rhammar.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Anus Rhammar will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
#R2#
AssKicken throws a combination that misses #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by clinching up.
Rhammar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of AssKickens head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with the head strike.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
AssKicken being controlled against the cage.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A short uppercut from Rhammar.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar blocks an uppercut. #T1#
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with a body punch.
Rhammar blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
AssKicken has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Rhammar avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
AssKicken doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by AssKicken.
AssKicken lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rhammar backwards.
Rhammar is pressed up against the cage. AssKicken has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Rhammar down to the mat. Rhammar avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. #CL2#
Rhammar gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands. #T2#
Rhammar struggles to land a body shot inside as AssKicken controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Rhammar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
AssKicken working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar has AssKicken pressed against the cage, preventing AssKicken from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rhammar.
Anus Rhammar seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Rhammar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rhammar has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Rhammar controls his hands.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside. #T3#
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
AssKicken misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands a body shot.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
AssKicken is leaning against Rhammar and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.#T4#
Rhammar prevents a body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar throws a head punch that misses.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rhammar has AssKicken pressed against the cage.
Rhammar blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
Rhammar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Still in the clinch, Rhammar scores with a nice short uppercut.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Rhammar leaning against his opponent.
AssKicken lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Rhammar or not.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anus Rhammar showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
#R3#
Rhammar connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed AssKicken momentarily.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Rhammar's head backwards.
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
AssKicken slips under a jab from Rhammar.
AssKicken ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Rhammar.
AssKicken appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rhammar takes one to the chin there.
Rhammar dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on AssKicken. That did some damage!
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Thoreaux AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.#T1#
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away.
Rhammar throws a jab but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
AssKicken swings for the body but Rhammar moves out of range.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Rhammar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rhammar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck AssKicken on the side of the head.
Rhammar takes one to the side of the head.
Rhammar tries to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
AssKicken misses with a double jab #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by clinching up. #T2#
AssKicken drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Rhammar gets the underhooks and prevents it.
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice right hand lands inside from AssKicken.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Rhammar - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Rhammar prevents the takedown attempt.
Rhammar is stalling here.
Rhammar goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rhammar will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning AssKicken up against the cage.#T3#
Rhammar blocking some punches.
Rhammar stalling in the clinch but AssKicken improves position.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar lands with a left to the head.
AssKicken wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Thoreaux AssKicken. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A left hand lands to the body for AssKicken.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken is trying to force a seperation but Rhammar has the dominant position.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rhammar throws a head punch that misses.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
AssKicken lands on the inside with an uppercut. #T4#
A head punch on the inside from Rhammar fails to land.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
Rhammar has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. AssKicken seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rhammar can turn it around.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Rhammar.
AssKicken wants to get back to striking at distance but Rhammar won't allow it.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Rhammar.
Rhammar lands an uppercut.
A short left from Rhammar.
Rhammar lands a nice shot to the body.
A body shot lands from AssKicken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rhammar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
AssKicken lands a nice uppercut.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Rhammar uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Thoreaux AssKicken did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
#R4#
AssKicken misses with a looping left.
A solid leg kick lands there for Rhammar.
Rhammar misses with a straight right.
Rhammar is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
AssKicken is looking for a counter combo.
Rhammar doesn't manage to clinch there - AssKicken circles away.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as AssKicken checks a leg kick.
Rhammar is looking to clinch but AssKicken is avoiding it.
The fight stays on the outside here - Rhammar looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the body from AssKicken misses #CL2#
and Rhammar counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Rhammar.
Rhammar working aggressively here.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage. #T1#
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Rhammar avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
AssKicken blocks an uppercut.
Rhammar has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
AssKicken lands a shoulder strike.
Rhammar swings wildly with an uppercut but AssKicken uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the side of AssKicken's head.
AssKicken tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rhammar's elbow.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.
AssKicken misses with a hook to the ribs.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Rhammar.
Rhammar stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that. #T2#
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
Rhammar misses with some punches.
Rhammar blocking some punches.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A right handed body shot lands from AssKicken.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
AssKicken goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
Rhammar lands with a left to the head.
AssKicken is trying to push Rhammar away but Rhammar has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
AssKicken tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. #T3#
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rhammar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rhammar throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Rhammar working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rhammar.
Rhammar tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
AssKicken lands with a short shot to the head.
Rhammar misses with the head strike.
AssKicken works on Rhammar's body with a couple of short punches.
AssKicken scores with a shot to the side of Rhammar's head.
Rhammar fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
AssKicken is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Rhammar is defending well.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Rhammar controls the action.
Rhammar tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. #T4#
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rhammar swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rhammar misses with a hook from the clinch.
AssKicken is working Rhammar over against the cage.#BC#
AssKicken breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rhammar staying out of range there.
Rhammar is looking to clinch.
Rhammar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
AssKicken misses with a series of wild punches.
Rhammar connects with a right hand. AssKicken shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Anus Rhammar will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
#R5#
Rhammar scores with a spinning back kick!
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt.
AssKicken lands with a nice body punch.
AssKicken displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
AssKicken misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rhammar wants to land a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Rhammar.
AssKicken misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rhammar.
Rhammar keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
AssKicken with a hook.#T1#
Rhammar moves in looking to clinch but AssKicken pushes him off.
AssKicken changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Rhammar scores with a sloppy right hand. AssKicken should have avoided that one.
Rhammar moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
AssKicken throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Rhammar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but AssKicken was well out of range. Poor timing from Rhammar.
Rhammar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Rhammar staying out of range there.
A head kick misses from Rhammar.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
AssKicken connects with the punch.#T2#
AssKicken cracks Rhammar with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken checks a leg kick nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
AssKicken throws a jab when Rhammar was well out of range.
Rhammar tries to clinch there but AssKicken circles away.
Rhammar takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rhammar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rhammar tries to clinch but AssKicken is having none of it.
AssKicken was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Decent striking displayed by Rhammar there.
Rhammar throws a half hearted mid kick.
AssKicken throws a big counter combination but Rhammar scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Rhammar wants to clinch up but AssKicken keeps it at a distance.
It looked like AssKicken was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Rhammar.#T3#
AssKicken works over Rhammar's head and body with a nice combination.
Rhammar tries to clinch up but AssKicken circles away and keeps his distance.
Rhammar misses with a hook. AssKicken ducked under it nicely.
Rhammar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
Rhammar dodges the punch combination from AssKicken.
Rhammar slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Rhammar feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to AssKicken's calf.
Rhammar misses with an uppercut.
AssKicken lunges at Rhammar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rhammar's hand. #T4#
AssKicken throws a good cross that connects.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
AssKicken throws a shot to the body.
Rhammar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Rhammar throws out a counter right but AssKicken avoids it with no problem.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
AssKicken darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Thoreaux AssKicken has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!#ROC#
Rhammar is rocked!
AssKicken circles away from the clinch attempt.
AssKicken lands with a nice body punch.
Anus Rhammar is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
AssKicken avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Thoreaux AssKicken showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Rhammar has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 46:49
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 48:48
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 48:48

The fight is ruled a majority draw!

Oh dear, what a disastrous situation! The belt remains unclaimed and both fighters go home unhappy!

 

Event: DCF 18     
Date:   Sep 04, 2016
#R1##CL#
Rhammar pushes Bruce up against the cage in a clinch.
Rhammar stalling in the clinch.
Rhammar lands with a right to the head.
Rhammar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rhammar working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bruce tries to break the clinch but Rhammar is controlling the position.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bruce backwards.
Rhammar lands a body punch in the clinch.
A short right from Rhammar.
Bruce with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rhammar has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Rhammar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Rhammar on the inside. #ROC#
Bruce is rocked!
Rhammar stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Rhammar scores with a shoulder strike.
Bruce is still on wobbly legs! Can Rhammar finish him?
Rhammar taking a breather.
Bruce seems to have recovered his senses.
Bruce misses with a punch on the inside.
Rhammar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bruce backwards. #T1#
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A bit of stalling here from Rhammar.
Bruce throws a knee to the head but misses.
Rhammar pushes Bruce back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Rhammar blocks an elbow strike from Bruce.
Rhammar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Rhammar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rhammar pushes Bruce back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bruce's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rhammar controlling the action here for a moment.
Rhammar lands a body punch.
Rhammar lands a nice shot to the body.
Rhammar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rhammar pushes Bruce back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rhammar digs a right hand into Bruce's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Bruce's gas tank.
Rhammar dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Bruce can't break the clinch. #T2#
Bruce fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bruce working aggressively here.
Rhammar lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bruce.
Bruce missing with knees to the body.
Rhammar content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bruce tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rhammar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rhammar avoids a wild elbow strike from Bruce.
Rhammar gets through Bruce's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Good body shot from Rhammar.
Bruce letting Rhammar take a breather here.
Bruce misses with some punches.
Rhammar lands a left hand.
Rhammar scores with a shot to the side of Bruce's head. #T3#
Rhammar is working Bruce over against the cage.
Bruce looks winded!
A shot in the inside from Rhammar. #KD#
Rhammar floors Bruce with a big punch on the inside! Bruce is trying to recover but Rhammar dives into side control. #SU#
Rhammar stands up and beckons Bruce to his feet. #CL#
Rhammar has Bruce up against the cage in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right from Rhammar on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Rhammar.
Rhammar lands a right hand.
A short right from Rhammar.
Rhammar manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Rhammar pushes Bruce back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Rhammar lands a shoulder strike. #T4#
Bruce's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rhammar pressing his opponent against the cage.
Rhammar lands a big right hand that drops Bruce! The killer instinct kicks in and Rhammar finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Rhammar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anus Rhammar!

 

Event: DFC 13: Adams vs. Jones     
Date:   Jul 23, 2016
#R1#
White scores with a kick to the midsection.
Rhammar throws a series of strikes that have White backpedaling.
Rhammar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
White uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Rhammar.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rhammar. White does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rhammar is looking to land body kicks.
White half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Rhammar lands an overhand right.
White takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A nice inside leg kick there by White. That's going to slow Rhammar down.
Rhammar connects with a right hand. White shakes it off.#ROC2#
White is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rhammar lands an uppercut out of nowhere! White falls backwards - clearly groggy! Rhammar dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Anus Rhammar!

 


 

 
 
 
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