PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wallace Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clinch Clinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weasel kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Suck My Kiss. Clinch Clinch has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Weasel
vs
Clinch

197 cm
20
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
285 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Inexperienced

[JMFC] Bulk Nutrition
St. Paul's Apparel

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wallace Weasel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Clinch Clinch!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Daniel Cesar and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weasel tries a head kick but it misses.
Weasel explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Clinch throws a nice inside leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Weasel.
Clinch looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Weasel throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Weasel buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Weasel tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Weasel, right into the meat.
Clinch blocks a head kick by Weasel.
Wallace Weasel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Weasel scores with a kick to the midsection.
Clinch is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Weasel feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Clinch's calf.
Weasel chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Weasel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Weasel feints and then cracks Clinch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clinch down.
Weasel fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Clinch.
Weasel turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Weasel goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Weasel.
Weasel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Weasel throws a leg kick which misses Clinch's front leg but catches the back leg as Clinch tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weasel lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick and Clinch moves out of range easily.
Weasel throws a quick inside leg kick.
Weasel bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Weasel scoring well with a low kick there.
Weasel misses with a head kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Weasel.
Weasel looks for the body kick but Clinch saw that one coming.
Clinch takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Clinch takes a kick to the side of the head.
Weasel thumps Clinch with a low kick.
Clinch avoids the head kick by Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
A chopping leg kick lands by Weasel.
Weasel scores with a kick to the body.
Weasel misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weasel throws a quick inside leg kick.
Weasel scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Weasel lands a high kick!
Weasel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Weasel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Weasel connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Clinch throws a wild body kick that Weasel sees coming a mile off.
Clinch blocks the body kick.
Weasel throws a body kick the misses
and Clinch makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A head kick from Weasel lands but Clinch takes it in his stride.
Weasel throws a wild body kick that Clinch sees coming a mile off.
Clinch tries to bum rush Weasel with a series of wild strikes but Weasel uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Weasel throws a wild body kick that Clinch sees coming a mile off.
Weasel throws a push kick but Clinch slaps the foot to one side.
Weasel throws a leg kick which misses Clinch's front leg but catches the back leg as Clinch tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weasel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clinch takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Weasel throws a nice inside leg kick.
Weasel misses with a low kick.
Clinch throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Weasel's head.
Weasel misses with the body kick
and Clinch counters with a nice leg kick.
Weasel throws a leg kick but Clinch moved away.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Clinch crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Weasel - the referee stops the clock and Clinch gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Weasel. Clinch manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Clinch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Weasel. Weasel obviously looking to wear him down.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick lands from Weasel.
Weasel tries a head kick but it misses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Weasel.
Clinch throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weasel turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Weasel throws a head kick that Clinch semi-blocks.
Clinch misses with a head kick.
Weasel thows a body kick. Clinch tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Weasel looks for the body kick but Clinch saw that one coming.
Weasel is looking to land body kicks.
Good leg kick by Clinch there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Clinch has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Weasel.
Weasel scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Weasel pivots, looking for a leg kick but Clinch is out of range and Weasel settles back down.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.
Clinch throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Weasel is looking to score with low kicks.
Weasel throws a head kick that Clinch semi-blocks.
Weasel feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Clinch's calf.
Clinch blocks a head kick by Weasel.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wallace Weasel dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Clinch lands a nice looking body kick.
Clinch lands a high kick!
Weasel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clinch looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A head kick misses from Clinch.
Wallace Weasel is winning the standup battle so far.
Clinch lands a nice looking body kick.
Clinch bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Clinch misses with an uppercut.
Weasel takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Weasel throws a leg kick that is checked
and Clinch counters with a nice low kick that buckles Weasel's knee momentarily.
Weasel wants to land a leg kick but Clinch is out of range.
Clinch Clinch is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Weasel pivots, looking for a leg kick but Clinch is out of range and Weasel settles back down.
Clinch lands a nice looking kick to the body. Weasel takes a step back to recover.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A low kick from Weasel is predictable there
and Clinch counters with a head kick. That will keep Weasel thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Weasel stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Clinch.
Weasel throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clinch throws a right and a left that both miss.
A solid leg kick lands there for Weasel.
A head kick by Weasel misses
and Clinch counters with a head kick.
Clinch avoids a kick to the body.
Weasel is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clinch can do to turn this around?
Weasel throws a half hearted mid kick.
Weasel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clinch throws the kick towards the body but Weasel avoids it.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.
Clinch is looking to land body kicks.
Weasel goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Clinch throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Weasel scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
A head kick from Weasel lands but Clinch takes it in his stride.
Weasel throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Clinch counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Weasel throws a push kick but Clinch slaps the foot to one side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clinch misses with a low kick as Weasel jumps back.
Weasel throws a push kick but Clinch slaps the foot to one side.
Clinch throws a head kick but Weasel moves out of range.
Clinch's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Weasel lands a nice leg kick that just misses Clinch's sensitive parts.
Weasel scoring well with a low kick there.
Weasel throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Clinch blocks a head kick by Weasel.
Good leg kick by Weasel there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Clinch blocks a head kick by Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Weasel misses with a head kick.
Clinch misses with a looping right.
Weasel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Weasel is looking to chop away at Clinch's legs.
Weasel throws a front kick that sends Clinch stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weasel misses with a head kick.
Weasel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Weasel looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Clinch lands a head kick. Weasel smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Wallace Weasel has been cut.
Weasel walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Clinch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Clinch misses with a head kick.
Weasel throws a leg kick but Clinch moved away.
Clinch misses with a wild combination.
Weasel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clinch moves out of range of the body kick from Weasel.
Clinch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Weasel.
Weasel looks to land a body kick but Clinch moved away.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses
and Clinch counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Weasel.
Weasel throws a push kick but Clinch slaps the foot to one side.
Clinch blocks the body kick.
Weasel misses with a head kick.
Clinch looks for the body kick but Weasel saw that one coming.
Weasel throws a head kick that half lands.
Weasel avoids the head kick by Clinch.
Weasel looks to land a body kick but Clinch moved away.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Clinch tries a head kick but it misses.
Clinch swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Weasel lands with a thumping leg kick.
Clinch takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Weasel turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Clinch Clinch will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Wallace Weasel's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Clinch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Weasel. Weasel obviously looking to wear him down.
Weasel is looking to land body kicks.
Weasel throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Clinch's head.
An inside leg kick lands from Weasel.
A thudding body kick lands there by Weasel!
A nice inside leg kick there by Weasel. That's going to slow Clinch down.
Weasel throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Weasel walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Clinch checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Clinch takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weasel cracks the inside of Clinch's front leg.
Weasel throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Clinch's head.
Weasel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Clinch. That did some damage!
Clinch on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Weasel. Weasel obviously looking to wear him down.
Weasel misses with the body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Weasel.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Weasel. That's going to slow Clinch down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Weasel lets loose with a powerful body kick. Clinch will feel that in the morning.
Weasel misses with an attempted mid kick.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Weasel.
Weasel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Weasel scores with a spinning back kick!
Weasel moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Clinch misses with a head kick.
Weasel lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Weasel misses with an attempted mid kick.
Weasel throws a nice outside leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Weasel goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Weasel slips a jab from Clinch.
Clinch takes a kick to the side of the head.
Weasel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Weasel.
Weasel scores with a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Weasel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Clinch. That did some damage!
Clinch takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Weasel, right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick but Clinch moves out of range.
Weasel chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Nice body kick there by Weasel.
Weasel lands a high kick!
Weasel throws a push kick but Clinch slaps the foot to one side.
Weasel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Clinch. That did some damage!
A nice inside leg kick there by Weasel. That's going to slow Clinch down.
Weasel chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Weasel, right into the meat.
Weasel misses with a head kick.
Weasel scores with a kick to the midsection.
Weasel lands a nice looking body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Weasel misses with a head kick.
Clinch avoids a kick to the body.
Clinch throws a head kick that misses.
Weasel lands a nice leg kick that just misses Clinch's sensitive parts.
Weasel misses with a body kick.
Weasel throws a nice inside leg kick.
Weasel lands a high kick!
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Clinch finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Clinch avoids the head kick by Weasel.
Weasel looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Weasel lands with a thumping leg kick.
Clinch dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Weasel. That did some damage!
A head kick misses from Weasel.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick but Clinch moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Weasel feints and then cracks Clinch's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Clinch down.
Weasel showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clinch.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Weasel throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Weasel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clinch feints and then cracks Weasel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Weasel down.
Weasel moves out of range of the body kick.
Clinch moves out of range of the leg kick from Weasel.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Weasel checks a leg kick.
Weasel attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Clinch misses with a head kick.
Clinch takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Weasel displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Clinch throws out the jab.
Weasel misses with the body kick
and Clinch counters with a nice low kick that buckles Weasel's knee momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Wallace Weasel showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Weasel has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 29:26
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 29:26
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 29:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wallace Weasel!