PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Fred Durst (ranked 4610 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Kaynux (ranked 4497 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaynux is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Billie Eilish Please Date Me ~ Dolla Bling$. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Durst
vs
Kaynux

150 cm
25
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
20
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fred Durst!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bobby Kaynux!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Bruno Hogan and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kaynux has Durst up against the cage in a clinch.
Kaynux working Durst over with knees to the body.
Durst tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Kaynux smiles and moves away.
Durst with a poor takedown
and Kaynux counters with a left and a right that stings Durst.
Durst misses with a takedown
and Kaynux counters with a two punch combo.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fred Durst. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Durst tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Durst is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kaynux.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaynux lands with a slapping head kick.
Durst misses with a takedown attempt - Kaynux sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Kaynux throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Durst's head.

Kaynux pushes Durst up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kaynux breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kaynux explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Kaynux plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Kaynux throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Durst's head.
Kaynux lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Durst fails with a takedown attempt.
Durst is breathing heavily.
Kaynux lands a two punch combo.
Durst gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Kaynux counters with a three punch combo that has Durst backing up. Durst nods at Kaynux to acknowledge the strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Danga de danga de dang - Kaynux scores with a four punch combination!

Durst is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whack! Kaynux lands a heavy head kick that drops Durst. The ref tackles Kaynux to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Durst was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Bobby Kaynux!
A relieved looking Bobby Kaynux thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.