PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry I dont take no Crap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kalin Harvin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

I dont take no Crap
vs
Harvin

213 cm
20
272 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

193 cm
22
245 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Terry I dont take no Crap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kalin Harvin!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Winston Howard and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
I dont take no Crap keeps the fight on the outside.
Harvin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Harvin throws an overhand right that lands on I dont take no Crap's shoulder, as I dont take no Crap tries to avoid the shot.

I dont take no Crap shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Harvin's guard.

Harvin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
I dont take no Crap passes easily into side control. Nice work.
I dont take no Crap tries to advance to mount but can't.
Harvin tries to buck I dont take no Crap off but I dont take no Crap is having none of it.
I dont take no Crap wants to control but Harvin is keeping him busy.
I dont take no Crap advances to full mount.

I dont take no Crap is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Harvin has managed to escape the submission attempt.
I dont take no Crap manages to capitalize on a mistake by Harvin to take his back!
I dont take no Crap is hanging on to Harvin's back as he tries to escape.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harvin trying to control the hands but I dont take no Crap won't let him.
I dont take no Crap tries to keep control of the position but Harvin is staying busy.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

I dont take no Crap is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Harvin wants to get back to his feet.
Harvin trying to control but not successfully.
Will I dont take no Crap go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Harvin is trying to get back to his feet but I dont take no Crap has full control of the position and if anything, Harvin has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Harvin looks gassed!
I dont take no Crap lands shots from the back.

Harvin preventing the rear naked choke attempt from I dont take no Crap.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Harvin trying to get back to his feet but I dont take no Crap is in full control for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Harvin is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Harvin rolls, trying to escape but I dont take no Crap keeps control of the position.
Harvin is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
I dont take no Crap is not going to allow Harvin to sit and survive in this position.
I dont take no Crap has the hooks in. Harvin is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
I dont take no Crap connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Harvin to escape the position.
I dont take no Crap wants to control but Harvin is keeping busy.

Harvin is trying to stand. He's onto all fours with I dont take no Crap on his back. I dont take no Crap looks like he's slipping off but he's actually tansitioning to a beautiful armbar! Harvin has to tap out to a very impressive submission!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Terry I dont take no Crap!