PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fionn MacCumhaill (ranked 3020 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ely Scrubs (ranked 2480 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

MacCumhaill
vs
Scrubs

225 cm
41
300 lbs
36 - 23 - 0

181 cm
38
422 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fionn MacCumhaill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ely Scrubs!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Scrubs is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in MacCumhaill's half guard.

Scrubs is sneakily working for an arm triangle but MacCumhaill sees it coming and defends easily.
MacCumhaill tries to get to full guard but Scrubs has control of the leg.

Scrubs has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can MacCumhaill defend it? Scrubs steps over the head and cranks it - MacCumhaill is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Scrubs!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ely Scrubs!
A relieved looking Ely Scrubs thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.