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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Turd McPherson (ranked 1057 p4p, 53 weight class) and Newbie Guide (ranked 306 p4p, 12 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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292 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
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315 lbs
10 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Turd McPherson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Newbie Guide!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McPherson moves out of range as Guide strikes.
McPherson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Guide wants to sweep but no luck.
McPherson postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
McPherson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
McPherson will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Guide working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from McPherson.
McPherson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as McPherson accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McPherson postures up in Guide's guard and throws a big left but Guide blocks it.
McPherson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McPherson landing with the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Guide wants to sweep here but McPherson controlling him for the moment.
McPherson being controlled here momentarily.
Guide looking to control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McPherson throws an elbow that misses. Guide uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in McPherson's guard. Nice move by Guide!
McPherson working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Guide has passed into half guard!
McPherson is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Guide's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Guide's back!
Guide prevents McPherson from getting a body triangle.
McPherson scores with strikes from the back.
McPherson is punishing Guide with some ground and pound.
McPherson trying to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guide trying to get back to his feet but McPherson is in full control for now.
McPherson punches Guide on the ear.
It looks like Newbie Guide has been cut.
McPherson punishes Guide with strikes from the back mount.
That has opened up Newbie Guide's cut even more.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McPherson is landing with strikes. Guide can't take much more of this.
The cut above Newbie Guide's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Newbie Guide's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Turd McPherson!
After winning the bout, Turd McPherson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
25% |
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