PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeeves Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frekkas Poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Smith
vs
Poop

178 cm
24
177 lbs
9 - 2 - 2

165 cm
22
168 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jeeves Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frekkas Poop!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

It looks like Frekkas Poop has been cut.
Smith lands with a kick to the temple. Poop shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Poop throws a big shot that misses.
Poop throws a right hand that Smith ducks under and follows up with a left that Smith also avoids with ease.
No joy there for Poop, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Smith lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smith pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smith pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Smith misses with a wild body shot.
A good leg kick by Smith.
Poop looks to land a combination but Smith avoids it well.
Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Poop.
Poop throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Poop circles away from the clinch attempt.
Poop just misses with a punch to the body.
Smith looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Smith.
Poop looks gassed!
Smith with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

Smith moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Poop can't break the clinch.
Smith connects with a nasty looking knee right to Poop's face.
A looping hook to the body misses from Poop. Smith does a little dance to reset his feet.
Smith throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Poop.
Smith is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Smith lands a nice leg kick that just misses Poop's sensitive parts.
Poop gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That has opened up Frekkas Poop's cut even more.
Smith misses with the combination.

Smith closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Smith is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Poop is keeping busy.
Smith lands a knee to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith unloads a knee to the mid-section. Poop lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Smith lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith with a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Smith lands a knee to the body.
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith connects with a nasty looking knee right to Poop's face.

The cut above Frekkas Poop's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Smith landing knees to the head.
Smith pressing his opponent against the cage.
Poop fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Poop swings wildly with an uppercut but Smith uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smith avoids the elbow strike from Poop, against the cage.
Smith landing knees to the head.
Poop lands a body punch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Smith.
Smith stalling against the cage.
Smith lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Poop wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Smith has him pressed against the cage.
Poop takes an elbow to the forehead.
Smith scores with a knee to the head.
Poop is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Poop wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Smith has him pressed against the cage.
Smith with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Knees in the clinch landing for Smith.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Smith is trying to maintain a safe position but Poop gets an underhook and turns Smith into the cage.
Smith throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Poops head.
Smith tries a knee to the head but Poop blocks it.
Poop has a couple of punches blocked by Smith.
Poop drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Smith gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Poop has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Smith avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Smith using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Poop tries to score a body lock takedown but Smith shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jeeves Smith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frekkas Poop.
Smith connects with a nasty looking knee right to Poop's face.
Smith lands an elbow just above Poop 's eye.
Smith avoiding damage as Poop throws knees to the body.
Smith will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Poop up against the cage.
Poop tries a body shot but Smith blocks it.
Smith with a knee to the head.
Smith prevents Poop from breaking the clinch.
Poop trying to land knees to the body.
Smith working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Smith stalling in the clinch but Poop improves position.
Poop can't find room to land a body shot as Smith controls the action.
Smith using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Poop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Poop tries to work over Smith's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Smith landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Smith stalls.
Poop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Smith unloads a knee to the mid-section. Poop lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Smith gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A knee to the head by Smith.
Poop tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Smith's elbow.
Smith using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Poop misses with the head strike.
Smith holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Poop misses with the head strike.
Poop blocks an elbow strike from Smith.
With the fighters up against the cage, Smith throws an elbow but misses.
Poop tries a body shot but Smith blocks it.
Smith unloads a knee to the mid-section. Poop lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A knee to the head by Smith.
Poop misses with a punch on the inside.
Poop has a couple of punches blocked by Smith.
Poop tries to break the clinch but Smith is controlling the position.
Good body shot from Smith.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Smith.
Smith connects with a nasty looking knee right to Poop's face.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeeves Smith dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Frekkas Poop's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Smith fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Poop.
Smith throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Smith lands a head kick. Poop smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Smith misses with a low kick.
Poop looks to score with a jab to the body but Smith is just out of range.
Poop staying out of range there.
Poop misses with a double jab
and Smith counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A swing and a miss from Poop.
Smith misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Poop.
Smith throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Poop throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Smith.
Poop misses with a wild combination.
Smith avoids the body shot from Poop.
Poop's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith throws a push kick but Poop slaps the foot to one side.

Smith clinches.
Poop wants to break free but Smith has control.
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Poop or not.
Smith lands a nice knee to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Poop fails to land.
Smith blocks an uppercut.
Smith crunches a lovely knee into Poop's ribcage.
Smith scores with a shoulder strike.
Nice elbow from Smith.
A knee to the head by Smith.
Poop takes a knee right on the jaw!
Smith has Poop pushed against the cage.
A hook to the body from Smith.
Smith lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Smith has Poop pressed against the cage.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Smith for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Poop takes an elbow to the temple.
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

Poop turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Smith is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Poop can do to turn this around?
Smith is trying to control Poop's posture but Poop avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Poop stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smith throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Poop to counter with a crisp jab.
Smith thumps Poop with a low kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Smith. Poop shrugs it off though.
Jeeves Smith seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Danga de danga de dang - Smith scores with a four punch combination!
Smith is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Poop throws a series of punches but Smith moves out of range.
Poop steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Smith.
Poop lands a jab-cross combination.
Smith throws a head kick that misses.
Smith tries to work over Poop's front leg with a kick but Poop checks it.
Jeeves Smith is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Poop takes a swing at Smith's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Smith misses.
Jeeves Smith is winning the standup battle so far.
Poop throws a right and a left that Smith avoids nicely.
Smith uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Poop.
Smith uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Smith showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Poop.
Smith tries to clinch but Poop is having none of it.
Smith pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smith lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Poop circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice body kick from Smith.
Smith tries to close the distance and clinch up but Poop swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Poop avoids the head kick by Smith.
Poop lands a jab to the head.
Smith throws a leg kick but Poop sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith throws a combination. Poop tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Smith avoids a punch combination nicely.
Poop thows a left - swing and a miss!
Poop throws a right hand that Smith ducks under and follows up with a left that Smith also avoids with ease.
Jab from Smith.

Frekkas Poop's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Some wild striking there from Poop.
Smith throws a nice head kick!
Smith attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Smith connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Poop throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Poop takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Smith misses with a hook. Poop ducked under it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeeves Smith dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Frekkas Poop's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

A swing and a miss from Smith.
Poop blocks a head kick by Smith.
Smith scores with a kick to the body.
Poop throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smith counters with a flying knee. Nice.
A solid leg kick lands there for Smith.

Smith rushes Poop and presses him up against the cage.
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smith lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jeeves Smith has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Smith prevents a body shot from Poop.
Smith stops a takedown attempt from Poop.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Smith scores with a knee to the head.
Smith lands an elbow that stopped Poop in his tracks for a moment.
Knees in the clinch landing for Smith.
Smith lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Poop wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Poop tries to land a knee to the head but Smith blocks with his arms.
Poop can't break the clinch.
Poop drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Poop can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith crunches a lovely knee into Poop's ribcage.
Knees to the body from Smith.
Smith lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Poop can't break the clinch.
Poop can't find room to land a body shot as Smith controls the action.
Poop tries to break the clinch but Smith is controlling the position.
Smith stalling the fight.
Smith tries to land a knee to the head but Poop blocks with his arms.
Poop working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Poop misses with a knee strike.
Smith lands a hook that snaps the head of Poop backwards.
Poop tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Poop wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Good body shot from Smith.
Smith stalling against the cage.
Poop dodges an elbow strike from Smith.
Poop lands a nice shot to the body.
Poop is looking to break free of the clinch but Smith has double underhooks.
Smith prevents Poop from breaking the clinch.
Smith landing knees to the body.
Smith throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Poop blocks it with crossed arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Poop is looking to break free of the clinch but Smith has double underhooks.
Smith wants to stall.
Smith tries to land knees in the clinch but Poop avoids the damage to the body.
Poop lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Poop misses with a knee strike.
Smith lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Smith unloads a knee to the mid-section. Poop lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Smith blocks a body shot from Poop.
Smith missing with knees to the body.
Smith prevents a takedown attempt there.
Jeeves Smith has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Frekkas Poop.
Poop takes a knee right on the jaw!
Smith landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Smith keeps control of Poop as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Smith gets underhooks to prevent Poop's takedown attempt.
Smith creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Poop's defenses.
Smith with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Poop pushes Smith back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smith prevents Poop from breaking the clinch.
Smith with a knee to the head.
Poop wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Smith with a knee to the head.

Poop is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Smith can't fight it off and eventually Poop manages to take the fight to the floor. Smith looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Smith is trying to keep Poop in close.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Poop trying to control but Smith is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Smith looking for a guillotine here but Poop defends easily.
Poop won't allow Smith to sweep him here.

Smith is looking for a triangle but Poop pushes his legs off easily.
Poop sitting in guard here, content to control.

Smith is working an open guard so Poop takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Frekkas Poop has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jeeves Smith is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Poop misses with a double jab.
Poop misses with a combination
and Smith counters with a head kick. That will keep Poop thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Poop cracks Smith with a right hand to the side of the head.
Poop misses with a body shot.
A head kick misses from Smith.
Smith throws a head kick but Poop moves out of range.
A jab from Poop finds it's way through Smith's defenses.
Smith tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Smith takes one to the side of the head.
Poop throws a nice looking combination but Smith bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Smith lands a nice leg kick that just misses Poop's sensitive parts.

Smith moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Poop fails to land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jeeves Smith showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Smith, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:26
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 30:26
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jeeves Smith!