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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 33 p4p, 6 weight class) and Peleki Tuala (ranked 3 p4p, 1 weight class). Tuala has chosen Dock of Fiji as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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30
278 lbs
25 - 4 - 0 |
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190 cm
32
267 lbs
22 - 5 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Peleki Tuala!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber sizes up Tuala with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
It looks like Peleki Tuala has been cut.
Grabber drops Tuala with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tuala looks back up at him and smiles so Grabber waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
A low kick from Tuala is predictable there
and Grabber scores with a counter punch that sends Tuala to the canvas! Grabber smells blood - he's punishing Tuala with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Tuala has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber is the new heavyweight champion!
Crotch Grabber very nearly forgot to thank UnderGround Clothing Co. amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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