PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Manager Yonic (ranked 3525 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ove Jahr (ranked 7270 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ove Jahr was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Yonic
vs
Jahr

193 cm
26
244 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
26
250 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Manager Yonic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ove Jahr!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Dirk Anderson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yonic cracks Jahr with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Yonic scores with a nice right hand.
Yonic connects with a body shot that sends Jahr's belly button to the back.
Jahr on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

Yonic feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Jahr sprawling to the canvas! Jahr rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Yonic finish him?!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Yonic cracks Jahr with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Yonic has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Jahr to stand back up!

Jahr is rocked!
Yonic fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Jahr square on the jaw! Damn, Jahr is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Manager Yonic!
A very excited looking Manager Yonic made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.