PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kevin Armstrong (ranked 2592 p4p, 0 weight class) and Illegal Immigrant (ranked 2007 p4p, 0 weight class). Immigrant is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Immigrant Song. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Armstrong
vs
Immigrant

190 cm
25
205 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

184 cm
26
205 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kevin Armstrong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Illegal Immigrant!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Dirk Anderson and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Immigrant changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Immigrant smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Immigrant digs a good body shot into Armstrong's ribs.
Immigrant with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Immigrant lands a nice looking body shot.
Immigrant lunges at Armstrong with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Armstrong's hand.
Armstrong takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Armstrong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Immigrant connects with a body shot that sends Armstrong's belly button to the back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A jab from Immigrant finds it's way through Armstrong's defenses.
Immigrant lands the left hand.
Armstrong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Armstrong is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Immigrant smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Immigrant cracks Armstrong with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Armstrong looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Immigrant finish him?

Armstrong is rocked!
Immigrant lands a body shot.
Oh Armstrong is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Immigrant closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Armstrong! Immigrant dives in looking to finish! Armstrong is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Illegal Immigrant!
A very excited looking Illegal Immigrant made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.