PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Poor Pal (ranked 4522 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyson BeatYourAssBoy (ranked 4520 p4p, 0 weight class). Poor Pal has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pal
vs
BeatYourAssBoy

194 cm
22
212 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
213 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poor Pal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyson BeatYourAssBoy!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BeatYourAssBoy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Tyson BeatYourAssBoy has been cut.
A clash of legs there as BeatYourAssBoy blocks the low kick.
BeatYourAssBoy is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Pal throws a nice looking combination but BeatYourAssBoy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
BeatYourAssBoy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pal.
Pal fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pal sets himself, and BeatYourAssBoy steps forward looking for the clinch! Pal avoids it this time.
Pal waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract BeatYourAssBoy.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter by closing the distance.
Pal lands with a nice body punch.
Pal looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Pal forces BeatYourAssBoy back against the cage and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pal misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pal stalling against the cage.
Pal's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BeatYourAssBoy is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Pal fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pal dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
BeatYourAssBoy is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Pal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
BeatYourAssBoy blocks a leg kick.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter the offense by Pal and move into the clinch position.
Good work by BeatYourAssBoy as he checks the leg kick.
Pal throws a sloppy head kick and BeatYourAssBoy moves out of range easily.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.
BeatYourAssBoy blocks a leg kick.
Pal misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pal misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from BeatYourAssBoy.
Pal throws a leg kick but BeatYourAssBoy checks it.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter by closing the distance.
BeatYourAssBoy blocks a jab.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.
Pal swings for the body but BeatYourAssBoy moves out of range.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter with a clinch but Pal pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Pal moves into the clinch.

Pal escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A bit of stalling here from Pal.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from BeatYourAssBoy.
Pal slows down the pace here.
BeatYourAssBoy prevents a body shot from Pal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Pal escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Pal closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Pal just leaning against BeatYourAssBoy, taking a breather.
Pal throws an elbow but it misses.
BeatYourAssBoy prevents a body shot from Pal.
Stalling in the clinch from BeatYourAssBoy.
Pal misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Pal misses with a body punch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Pal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pal misses with a few strikes there.
Pal misses with a head kick.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter by closing the distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poor Pal dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tyson BeatYourAssBoy's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Pal throws a jab when BeatYourAssBoy was well out of range.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.
Pal swings and misses with a hook to the body.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter with a clinch but Pal pushes him away.

Pal rushes BeatYourAssBoy and presses him up against the cage.

Pal escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Pal misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter with a clinch but Pal pushes him away.
Pal misses with a low kick as BeatYourAssBoy jumps back.

Pal rushes BeatYourAssBoy and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
BeatYourAssBoy trying to control the position but instead, Pal has worked for underhooks and has pushed BeatYourAssBoy into the cage.
Pal fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pal pressing his opponent against the cage.
Pal swings wildly with an uppercut but BeatYourAssBoy uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pal tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and BeatYourAssBoy avoids it.

Pal pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Pal is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that BeatYourAssBoy can do to turn this around?
Pal jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Pal clinches.
Pal throws a head punch that misses.
Pal lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of BeatYourAssBoy backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BeatYourAssBoy looking to slow down the pace here.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as BeatYourAssBoy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
BeatYourAssBoy managing to block the knees to the body from Pal.
Pal misses with a knee to the head.
BeatYourAssBoy will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Pal up against the cage.
BeatYourAssBoy taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pal cracks BeatYourAssBoy with a nice body shot.

Pal manages to break the clinch.
BeatYourAssBoy walks into a jab.
Pal throws a right and a left that both miss.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter with a clinch but Pal pushes him away.
Pal throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pal sets himself, and BeatYourAssBoy steps forward looking for the clinch! Pal avoids it this time.
Pal tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but BeatYourAssBoy was well out of range. Poor timing from Pal.
BeatYourAssBoy checks the leg kick.
BeatYourAssBoy steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Pal.
Poor Pal is winning the standup battle so far.
Pal throws a head kick that BeatYourAssBoy semi-blocks.
BeatYourAssBoy slips under a jab.
Pal throws a right and a left that both miss.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pal misses with a body kick.
Poor Pal seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pal scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Poor Pal is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pal will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter with a clinch but Pal pushes him away.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Pal moves into range and clinches up with BeatYourAssBoy.
BeatYourAssBoy controlling the action here for a moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Pal is pushing BeatYourAssBoy up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poor Pal dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tyson BeatYourAssBoy's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Pal throws a series of punches but BeatYourAssBoy avoids them all with ease.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter by closing the distance.
Pal thows a left - swing and a miss!
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter with a clinch but Pal pushes him away.
Nice defenses there by BeatYourAssBoy.
BeatYourAssBoy steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Pal.
BeatYourAssBoy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
BeatYourAssBoy is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pal. BeatYourAssBoy does a little dance to reset his feet.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.

Pal has taken the fight to the clinch.
Pal can't find room to land a body shot as BeatYourAssBoy controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pal struggles to land a body shot inside as BeatYourAssBoy controls his hands.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as BeatYourAssBoy takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Pal manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pal breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pal throws a leg kick but BeatYourAssBoy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
BeatYourAssBoy steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Pal.
BeatYourAssBoy avoids a kick to the body.
BeatYourAssBoy steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Pal.
Pal misses with an uppercut. BeatYourAssBoy saw that one coming.

Pal gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Pal tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Pal breaks the clinch.
Pal misses with a hook. BeatYourAssBoy ducked under it nicely.
Pal sets himself, and BeatYourAssBoy steps forward looking for the clinch! Pal avoids it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pal turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Pal has taken the fight to the clinch.
Poor Pal has scored more points in the clinch so far.
BeatYourAssBoy just leaning against Pal, taking a breather.
BeatYourAssBoy blocks an uppercut.
BeatYourAssBoy effectively controlling the action here.
Pal tries to throw a body punch but BeatYourAssBoy avoids it by throwing Pal back against the cage.

Pal breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pal missing with a left hand there. BeatYourAssBoy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
BeatYourAssBoy wants to counter the offense by Pal and move into the clinch position.
Pal throws a leg kick which misses BeatYourAssBoy's front leg but catches the back leg as BeatYourAssBoy tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BeatYourAssBoy checks the leg kick nicely there.
Pal throws a body shot but no joy.
Pal misses with a wild body shot.
BeatYourAssBoy steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Pal.
Pal throws a hook to the side of BeatYourAssBoy's head but BeatYourAssBoy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pal throws a body shot but no joy.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Nice body punch from Pal - that landed with a thud.
BeatYourAssBoy looking to slow down the pace here.
BeatYourAssBoy taking a breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Pal.
BeatYourAssBoy blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Pal breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pal rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but BeatYourAssBoy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
BeatYourAssBoy tries to counter with a clinch but Pal shakes him off and moves away.

Pal drives through and clinches with BeatYourAssBoy against the cage.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
BeatYourAssBoy stalling the fight.

Pal breaks from the clinch.
Tyson BeatYourAssBoy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Poor Pal is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
BeatYourAssBoy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pal.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poor Pal showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pal has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Poor Pal!
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight for Poor Pal!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Poor Pal!

Poor Pal wins by unanimous decision!
Poor Pal seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.