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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 2843 p4p, 277 weight class) and Missus DePuss (ranked 3285 p4p, 310 weight class). Lang comes to the cage accompanied by Eye of the tiger, Survivor.. Clubber Lang has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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227 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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187 cm
26
270 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good elbows
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Missus DePuss!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Cecil Peabody and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lang throws a low kick but DePuss moves out of range easily.
Lang feints a jab promting DePuss to slip. Lang then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. DePuss slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
DePuss takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Lang throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. DePuss looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Lang misses with the combination.
DePuss wants to counter with a clinch but Lang pushes him away.
Lang misses with a low kick.
DePuss dodges the punch combination from Lang.
A combination from Lang does no damage.
Lang throws a right hand that DePuss ducks under and follows up with a left that DePuss also avoids with ease.
Lang pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Lang throws a right and a left that DePuss avoids nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lang connects with a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang misses with a wild combination.
DePuss wants to counter the offense by Lang and move into the clinch position.
Lang throws a nice looking combination but DePuss bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A nice combination there by Lang.
Lang throws a series of punches but DePuss moves out of range.
Lang throws a shot to the body.
Lang throws a right hand that DePuss ducks under and follows up with a left that DePuss also avoids with ease.
DePuss wants to counter the offense by Lang and move into the clinch position.
Lang misses with a jab, cross combination.
DePuss takes one to the chin there.
DePuss takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DePuss is looking to clinch but Lang is avoiding it.
It looked like Lang wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Lang lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but DePuss circles away quickly and effectively.
Lang misses with a double jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
DePuss is rocked!
Lang throws a nice looking combination but DePuss bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
DePuss is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Lang plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends DePuss swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! DePuss face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Clubber Lang!
After the big win, Clubber Lang made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Hot Spunk and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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