PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loyd Simmons (ranked 24495 p4p, 0 weight class) and PooPee PooPoo (ranked 4708 p4p, 0 weight class). PooPee PooPoo acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Simmons
vs
PooPoo

198 cm
19
214 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

188 cm
25
212 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Loyd Simmons!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, PooPee PooPoo!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PooPoo scores with a one two! Simmons had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Loyd Simmons has been cut.

PooPoo clinches with his opponent.

PooPoo breaks the clinch.
Simmons blocks a low kick nicely.
Simmons thinks about countering with a body kick.
PooPoo throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Simmons counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Simmons rushes PooPoo and presses him up against the cage.

PooPoo breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Oooooh!!! PooPoo has knocked Simmons down with a huge combo! PooPoo steps away and waves a wobbly Simmons back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Simmons is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
PooPoo feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Simmons crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). PooPee PooPoo!