PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Herrington (ranked 4326 p4p, 480 weight class) and Theo Thundercunt (ranked 4090 p4p, 461 weight class). Billy Herrington could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Theo Thundercunt's chin.

Herrington
vs
Thundercunt

188 cm
19
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
210 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Heavy handed

KAISER

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Billy Herrington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Theo Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Alyssa Summers and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Herrington is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A punch lands to the side of Thundercunt 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Herrington moves out of range.
Herrington thinks about countering with a head kick.
Herrington scores with a leg kick.
Herrington connects with a leg kick. Thundercunt looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Herrington lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Billy Herrington seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice jab there from Herrington.
The fight stays on the outside here - Thundercunt looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Herrington fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thundercunt.
Herrington takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Herrington lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Herrington circles away from the clinch attempt
and Herrington counters with a stiff right hand.
Herrington fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Thundercunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice uppercut lands for Herrington. That snapped Thundercunt's head back.

Thundercunt darts in and clinches Herrington up against the cage.
Herrington lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Thundercunt on the inside.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Herrington prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt slowing the pace effectively.
Herrington throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Herrington's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Herrington misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries to work over Herrington's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Herrington's elbow.
Herrington misses with some punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt is pushing Herrington up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Herrington avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.

Herrington pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Herrington dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Thundercunt. That did some damage!
Herrington lands a nice looking body shot.
Thundercunt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Herrington lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Herrington is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Herrington scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Thundercunt takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Herrington is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Herrington dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Thundercunt. That did some damage!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Herrington can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
A short left from Herrington.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Herrington fails to land.
Herrington looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Herrington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt cracks Herrington with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Herrington fails to land.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Herrington uses good head movement to avoid it.
Herrington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Herrington tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Herrington back against the cage.
Herrington misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Herrington tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Herrington back against the cage.
Herrington wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Herrington misses with some punches.
Thundercunt has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Herrington seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Thundercunt can turn it around.
Herrington lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Herrington avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Herrington can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Herrington uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt presses Herrington against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Herrington lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Herrington can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
Thundercunt stalling in the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Herrington fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Billy Herrington dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Herrington uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thundercunt.
Herrington lands a nice shot that snaps Thundercunt's head back.
Herrington ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Thundercunt gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Thundercunt rushes Herrington and presses him up against the cage.

Herrington breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Thundercunt takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Herrington connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Herrington is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Thundercunt can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Herrington smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Thundercunt moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Herrington fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Thundercunt has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Thundercunt takes one on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Herrington gets tackled into the cage by Thundercunt. Thundercunt maintains the clinch.
A short uppercut from Herrington.

Thundercunt is rocked!
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Thundercunt in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Herrington prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Herrington finish him?
Thundercunt misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt seems to have recovered his senses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Thundercunt - that landed with a thud.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Thundercunt.
Herrington blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Herrington lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Herrington blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Herrington swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Herrington.
Herrington is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling him.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Herrington avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Herrington.
Herrington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Herrington uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Herrington misses with a hook from the clinch.
Herrington misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Herrington.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt gets through Herrington's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Herrington blocking some punches.
Herrington lands a body shot in the clinch.
Thundercunt pushes Herrington back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Herrington tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Herrington stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Thundercunt gets through Herrington's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Herrington throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Herrington can't break the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Herrington backwards.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Herrington.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Herrington wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Herrington's elbow.
Herrington lands a shoulder strike.
Herrington lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Herrington.
Herrington lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is working Herrington over against the cage.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A body shot lands from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theo Thundercunt showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Thundercunt takes a jab right on the kisser.
Nice uppercut lands for Herrington. That snapped Thundercunt's head back.
Thundercunt takes one on the button.

Thundercunt forces Herrington back against the cage and clinches.
Herrington doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Herrington controls his hands.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Herrington.
Thundercunt gets through Herrington's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt lands a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt stalling the fight.
A right hook to the body lands for Herrington.
Herrington working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt lands a right hand that snaps the head of Herrington backwards.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Herrington lands a nice uppercut.
Herrington blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Herrington lands an uppercut.
Herrington tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
A shot in the inside from Herrington.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Herrington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Herrington blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Herrington misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for Thundercunt to work.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Herrington.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Herrington throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Herrington tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Thundercunt pushes Herrington back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Thundercunt stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Herrington fails to land.
Herrington throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Herrington lands a nice shot to the body.
Herrington scores with a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Herrington.
Thundercunt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Herrington misses with a short punch on the inside.
Theo Thundercunt seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Thundercunt lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Herrington misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt just leaning against Herrington, taking a breather.
Herrington has a couple of punches blocked by Thundercunt.
Herrington doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Herrington's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt moves in looking to clinch but Herrington pushes him off.
The fighters circling - Herrington throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Herrington cracks Thundercunt with an open hand slap.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Herrington.
Thundercunt tries to counter by closing the distance.
A punch lands to the side of Thundercunt 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Herrington looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Herrington lunges at Thundercunt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thundercunt's hand.
Herrington lands a nice shot that snaps Thundercunt's head back.

Thundercunt has closed the distance and engaged Herrington in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Thundercunt scores with a nice hook to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Thundercunt.
Herrington swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Herrington letting Thundercunt take a breather here.
Herrington is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Herrington swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Herrington controls his hands.
Herrington blocking some punches.
Herrington working aggressively here.
Thundercunt lands a body punch.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Billy Herrington.
I think Herrington has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Billy Herrington!