PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Boredom Barry (ranked 4638 p4p, 0 weight class) and Malakei Martin (ranked 3454 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Malakei Martin was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Barry
vs
Martin

176 cm
25
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
165 lbs
2 - 1 - 2

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Inexperienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Boredom Barry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 2, fighting out of The Island, Malakei Martin!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Martin misses with a hook. Barry ducked under it nicely.
Martin's coach down at Cozad The Island was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Martin's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Martin swings widly with a right hand
and Martin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Martin lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Barry takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Martin lands a big head kick that sends Barry tumbling to the mat! Martin takes a step backwards and waves Barry back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Barry is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Look low, kick high! Martin uses the oldest trick in the book to send Barry tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Martin is absolutely delighted - when Barry wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Malakei Martin!