PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between David Haller (ranked 7820 p4p, 0 weight class) and I Just Fight And Win G (ranked 3229 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that I Just Fight And Win G was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Haller
vs
Just Fight And Win G

167 cm
28
146 lbs
23 - 7 - 3

170 cm
25
135 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 7 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Haller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, I Just Fight And Win G!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, David Schapiro and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haller fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Haller lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Haller lands a glancing blow to the side of And Win G's head.
Haller lands a glancing blow to the side of And Win G's head.

Haller closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Haller scores with a nice hook to the head.
And Win G takes a shot to the head.
Haller lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Haller lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Haller.

And Win G is rocked!
Haller prevents And Win G from breaking the clinch.
And Win G is still on wobbly legs! Can Haller finish him?
Haller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short left from Haller.
Haller unloads with a big right hand that wobbles And Win G! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Haller is unloading with more strikes now! And Win G drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Haller!
Our winner, David Haller, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.