PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jean Kevin (ranked 4740 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teddy Thundercunt (ranked 4821 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Kevin
vs
Thundercunt

186 cm
24
272 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jean Kevin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Teddy Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kevin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Thundercunt circles away quickly and effectively.
Kevin tries to bum rush Thundercunt with a series of wild strikes but Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kevin tries to clinch but Thundercunt is having none of it.
Thundercunt cracks Kevin with a good jab.
Kevin cracks Thundercunt with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Teddy Thundercunt has been cut.
Kevin tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but Kevin avoids it with no problem.
Kevin tries to clinch up but Thundercunt circles away and keeps his distance.
Kevin walks into a straight right hand from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Kevin moves out of range.
Kevin throws a jab when Thundercunt was well out of range.
Thundercunt throws out a counter right but Kevin avoids it with no problem.

Kevin lands a left and a right that send Thundercunt crashing to the mat, dazed. Kevin thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Kevin.
Kevin gets in close and tags Thundercunt with a short punch that almost sends Thundercunt to the mat! Oh Thundercunt is in big trouble! He turns his back on Kevin, trying to create some distance but Kevin rushes him, striking wildly and Thundercunt goes down! The referee tackles Kevin into the cage to end the fight! Kevin is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Kevin!
Jean Kevin decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.