PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Massive Wanker (ranked 3257 p4p, 111 weight class) and Javier Vasquez (ranked 2520 p4p, 97 weight class). Vasquez has chosen Faster Disco as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Massive Wanker had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Wanker
vs
Vasquez

225 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

176 cm
22
323 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Massive Wanker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Javier Vasquez!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vasquez tries to clinch
and Wanker counters with a nice uppercut.
Wanker lands with a nice body punch.

Vasquez cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Vasquez has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!

It looks like Massive Wanker has been cut.
Wanker bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Vasquez is looking to clinch.
Vasquez swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Vasquez cracks Wanker with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Vasquez has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Wanker to stand back up!
Vasquez shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wanker cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wanker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vasquez at a distance.
Wanker lands with a hook. Vasquez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Vasquez with a lazy takedown attempt
and Wanker counters with a nice body shot.
Vasquez rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Wanker counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wanker connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Vasquez throws a right hand that misses
and Wanker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vasquez takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wanker is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Wanker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Wanker counters with a left to the body.
Vasquez walks into a straight right hand from Wanker.
Wanker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Wanker counters with a right hand to the body.
Vasquez takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vasquez gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Wanker counters with a stiff right hand.
Massive Wanker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Javier Vasquez.
Wanker lands with a hook. Vasquez tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Javier Vasquez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Vasquez darts in trying to clinch
and Wanker makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vasquez swings widly with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wanker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Vasquez tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Wanker defends well and Vasquez ends up having to push Wanker into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Vasquez looks winded!
Vasquez swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Wanker counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vasquez misses with a right hand
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wanker cracks Vasquez with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wanker lands a jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wanker darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wanker scores with a jab to the jaw.
Vasquez tries to clinch but Wanker moves away
enabling Wanker to counter with a crisp jab.
Wanker stalks Vasquez and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Vasquez's face. Vasquez staggers backwards, shaken.
Wanker scores with a nice strike.
Massive Wanker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vasquez tries to clinch up
and Wanker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Vasquez feints and as Wanker raises his hands in defense, Vasquez changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

Wanker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Vasquez gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Wanker working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Vasquez doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Wanker is tightening it up a little... Vasquez has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Vasquez reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Vasquez taps out! Nice BJJ there by Wanker!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Massive Wanker!