PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Tiger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Bastard
vs
Tiger

225 cm
23
290 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

186 cm
19
284 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fat Bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tony Tiger!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bastard drops Tiger with a nice combination! Bastard dives into Tiger's guard, looking to finish!

It looks like Tony Tiger has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tiger is controlling Bastard's posture.
Bastard won't allow Tiger to sweep him here.
Tiger wants to get back to his feet but Bastard is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Tiger throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tiger is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bastard is staying active underneath Tiger, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bastard wants to improve his position but Tiger is controlling well.
Bastard moves into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Bastard is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tiger tries to stand but Bastard is controlling from the bottom.
Bastard can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Tiger controls the pace.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bastard keeping moving, preventing Tiger from controlling successfully.

Tiger stands up from Bastard's guard - Tiger perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bastard closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Tiger out cold! Tiger corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Fat Bastard!