PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Porky Nobriega (ranked 23431 p4p, 508 weight class) and Aegon Targaryen (ranked 2564 p4p, 287 weight class). Targaryen has chosen Game of Thrones Theme Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Porky Nobriega is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Nobriega
vs
Targaryen

169 cm
21
192 lbs
3 - 8 - 0

190 cm
28
182 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

Solid boxing
Very strong

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Porky Nobriega!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Aegon Targaryen!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Seu Braga and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobriega throws a predictable looking body shot
and Targaryen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sloppy strikes from Nobriega. Those never looked like landing.
Nobriega throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nobriega throws a right and a left that both miss.
Targaryen dodges the punch combination from Nobriega.
A right-left combo lands from Nobriega.

It looks like Aegon Targaryen has been cut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Nobriega.
Targaryen avoids a punch combination nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Nobriega fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Targaryen, pushing him back against the ropes.
Nobriega misses with a body punch.
Targaryen struggles to land a body shot inside as Nobriega controls his hands.
Targaryen lands with a light punch inside.
Targaryen throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Targaryen tries to throw a body punch but Nobriega avoids it by throwing Targaryen back against the ropes.
A frustrated look appears on Nobriega's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Targaryen.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nobriega.
Targaryen scores with a shot to the side of Nobriega's head.
Targaryen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Targaryen scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Targaryen throws a punch but it's blocked by Nobriega.
Targaryen can't find room to land a body shot as Nobriega controls the action.
Nobriega is trying to force a seperation but Targaryen has the dominant position.
Nobriega has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Targaryen lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Targaryen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Targaryen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nobriega's elbow.
Nobriega's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Targaryen has Nobriega pressed against the ropes, preventing Nobriega from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Targaryen keeps control of Nobriega as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Targaryen prevents Nobriega from breaking the clinch.
Targaryen tries to throw a body punch but Nobriega avoids it by throwing Targaryen back against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Targaryen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nobriega blocks a body shot from Targaryen.
Targaryen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Targaryen lands an uppercut.
Nobriega is trying to break free.
Targaryen working aggressively here.
Targaryen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nobriega tries to break the clinch but Targaryen is controlling the position.
Targaryen lands a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nobriega has had enough of the clinch but Targaryen keeps him there for the moment.
Targaryen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nobriega is looking to break free of the clinch but Targaryen has double underhooks.
Targaryen lands with a light punch inside.
Nobriega tries to break free but Targaryen pushes him back against the ropes.
Nobriega is trying to break the clinch but Targaryen is controlling him.
Targaryen tries to throw a body punch but Nobriega avoids it by throwing Targaryen back against the ropes.
Targaryen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Nobriega's efforts to push away.
Nobriega takes a shot to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aegon Targaryen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Aegon Targaryen's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Targaryen avoids the head kick by Nobriega.
Nobriega misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Targaryen takes the fight into the clinch.
Nobriega blocks a body shot from Targaryen.
Targaryen works on Nobriega's body with a couple of short punches.
Targaryen works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Aegon Targaryen seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Targaryen struggles to land a body shot inside as Nobriega controls his hands.
Nobriega wants to get back to striking at distance but Targaryen won't allow it.
Nobriega is trying to break free.
Targaryen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Targaryen can't find room to land a body shot as Nobriega controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Targaryen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Targaryen working aggressively here.
Targaryen lands a shoulder strike.
Nobriega wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Targaryen has him pressed against the ropes.
Targaryen is leaning against Nobriega and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Nobriega breaks the clinch.
Nobriega lands a glancing blow to the side of Targaryen's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nobriega misses with a two punch combination.
Targaryen lands a front kick.
Nobriega throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Targaryen counters by moving into the clinch.
Nobriega has had enough of the clinch but Targaryen keeps him there for the moment.
Targaryen misses with a punch to the body.
Targaryen lands an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Targaryen.
A frustrated look appears on Nobriega's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nobriega wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Targaryen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nobriega wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nobriega is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Targaryen digs a right hand into Nobriega's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nobriega's gas tank.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Targaryen tries a body shot but Nobriega blocks it.
Targaryen scores with a shoulder strike.
Targaryen works on Nobriega's body with a couple of short punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Targaryen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nobriega tries to break free but Targaryen pushes him back against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Targaryen - that landed with a thud.
Nobriega wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Targaryen lands a nice shot to the body.
Targaryen lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nobriega.
Targaryen lands with a short shot to the head.
Targaryen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nobriega trying to land knees to the body.
A short uppercut from Targaryen.
A right handed body shot lands from Targaryen.
Nobriega is trying to force a seperation but Targaryen has the dominant position.
Targaryen lands a nice shot to the body.
Targaryen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Targaryen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Targaryen creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Targaryen.
Nobriega tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nobriega blocks a body shot from Targaryen.
A short uppercut from Targaryen.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Aegon Targaryen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Aegon Targaryen's cut.
That's time! Nobriega's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Nobriega goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Targaryen throws a big counter head kick but Nobriega avoids it with no problem.
Nobriega swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Targaryen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nobriega.
Targaryen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Nobriega clinches up against the ropes.
Targaryen prevents Nobriega from breaking the clinch.
Targaryen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Targaryen is leaning against Nobriega and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Targaryen lands a body shot.
Targaryen prevents Nobriega from breaking the clinch.
Targaryen swings wildly with an uppercut but Nobriega uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good body shot from Targaryen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Targaryen can't find room to land a body shot as Nobriega controls the action.
Targaryen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nobriega backwards.
Targaryen struggles to land a body shot inside as Nobriega controls his hands.
Targaryen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Targaryen keeps control of Nobriega as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nobriega prevents a body shot from Targaryen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Targaryen lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nobriega backwards.
Targaryen lands a nice uppercut.
Nobriega wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Targaryen.
Nobriega wants to break free but Targaryen has control.
Nobriega wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Targaryen has him pressed against the ropes.
Targaryen misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nobriega goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Targaryen lands with a short shot to the head.
Targaryen pushes Nobriega back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Targaryen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nobriega tries to work over Targaryen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nobriega blocking some punches.
Nobriega wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Targaryen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Targaryen throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nobriega has had enough of the clinch but Targaryen keeps him there for the moment.
Targaryen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nobriega's elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Targaryen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Targaryen works on Nobriega's body with a couple of short punches.
Targaryen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A frustrated look appears on Nobriega's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Nobriega manages to break the clinch.
Nobriega looks to throw a body kick
and Targaryen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A jab from Targaryen finds it's way through Nobriega's defenses.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Nobriega gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Porky Nobriega has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Targaryen tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nobriega's elbow.
Targaryen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nobriega or not.
Nobriega is trying to break the clinch but Targaryen is controlling him.
Targaryen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Targaryen tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nobriega takes a shot to the head.
Targaryen lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Nobriega wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nobriega tries to break the clinch but Targaryen is controlling the position.
Targaryen lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nobriega or not.

And that's the end of the fight!
Aegon Targaryen comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Targaryen winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 27:30
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Aegon Targaryen!
A relieved looking Aegon Targaryen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.