PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Diarmuid Curry (ranked 30 p4p, 1 weight class) and Closet Case Conservative (ranked 178 p4p, 5 weight class). Curry comes to the cage accompanied by Epic Celtic Music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Curry
vs
Case Conservative

195 cm
33
265 lbs
30 - 9 - 0

194 cm
36
263 lbs
35 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Diarmuid Curry!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Conservative takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Curry moves out of range of the body kick.
Curry slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Curry throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Curry throws a body punch but Conservative moves out of range.
Curry lands with a cross.
Conservative moves forwards but Curry connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Curry scores with a push kick.
Curry misses the shot to the body.
Curry misses with a looping left.
Conservative throws a counter combo.
Curry throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Curry has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Curry cracks Conservative with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Conservative misses with an attempted mid kick.
Curry jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Conservative steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Curry.
Conservative swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Good work by Curry as he checks the leg kick.
Curry tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Conservative was well out of range. Poor timing from Curry.
Curry misses with a hook.
Curry ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Conservative.
Conservative avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Conservative looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conservative cracks Curry with a right hand to the side of the head.
Curry misses with a looping left.
It seemed like Conservative was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Curry connects with a good right hand that stumbles Conservative. Conservative circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Conservative.
Curry throws a wild body kick that Conservative sees coming a mile off.
Conservative bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Curry's head backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Conservative listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Conservative ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Conservative! But no joy.
Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Curry.
Conservative appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Conservative on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Curry looks to land a body kick but Conservative moved away.
As Curry backs off Conservative throws a huge counter combo but Curry manages to avoid it all.
Curry tries to land a front kick but Conservative steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Conservative's corner calls for a 1-2. Conservative obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Conservative jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Conservative takes one to the chin there.
Curry throws a head kick that half lands.
Curry misses with an uppercut
and Conservative counters with a straight right hand.
Conservative throws a front kick aimed at Curry's knee but Curry avoids it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Curry throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Conservative steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Curry lands a head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Curry throws the kick towards the body but Conservative avoids it.
Despite the aggression on Conservative's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Curry misses with a hook to the body
and Conservative cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Conservative misses.

Conservative sends Curry crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Conservative is motioning to the referee to let Curry up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Curry connects with a nice looking jab.
Conservative pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
An attempted straight right counter from Curry misses the target.
Conservative lands a monster head kick that reverborates around the arena! The crowd goes wild as Curry crumples to the floor! Conservative milks the crowd's applause and if that isn't knockout of the night, I will be very surprised!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Closet Case Conservative!
Closet Case Conservative is the new super heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Closet Case Conservative, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.