PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bart Brick (ranked 3350 p4p, 361 weight class) and Raging Bitch (ranked 3129 p4p, 341 weight class). Brick's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Move . Bitch has chosen Who is He? as his entrance music. Raging Bitch is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Brick
vs
Bitch

189 cm
26
204 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
21
210 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bart Brick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Raging Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Viktor Lagutenko and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitch bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Brick's head.

Brick closes the distance and clinches.
Brick avoids the elbow strike from Bitch, against the cage.
Bitch lands an elbow inside.
Brick tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Brick tries to pull guard but Bitch won't allow it.
Brick tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Bitch just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bart Brick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Brick tries to pull guard but Bitch won't allow it.
Bitch comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Bitch throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bitch gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bitch throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brick blocks an elbow strike from Bitch.
Brick is trying to pull guard but Bitch has him pressed against the cage.
Bitch throws an elbow that misses.
Bitch lands an elbow that stopped Brick in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Bart Brick has been cut.
Brick fails to pull guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bitch lands an elbow just above Brick 's eye.
Bitch pushes off an throws an elbow but Brick leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Brick takes an elbow to the forehead.
Brick avoids a wild elbow strike from Bitch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch lands an elbow inside that Brick shrugs off.
Nice elbow from Bitch.
Bitch lands a damaging elbow.
Nice elbow from Bitch.
Nice elbow from Bitch.
Bitch lands a damaging elbow.
Bitch pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Nice elbow from Bitch.
Brick tries to pull guard but Bitch forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bitch comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Brick is rocked!
Bitch misses with an elbow strike.
Bitch lands an elbow inside that Brick shrugs off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bitch lands a nice elbow.
Bitch lands a damaging elbow.
Oh Brick is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Bitch lands a vicious elbow to the side of Brick's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Bitch tries to finish him with strikes but Brick still seems able to defend himself so Bitch steps back and lets Brick get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.

Bart Brick's cut is getting worse.
Bitch walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Brick drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Bitch swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Brick's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Raging Bitch!
A less than humble Raging Bitch misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.