PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Akeen Coker (ranked 592 p4p, 82 weight class) and Balder Bull (ranked 2646 p4p, 317 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Balder Bull was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Coker
vs
Bull

180 cm
23
181 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

172 cm
29
184 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Groove Gear
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Akeen Coker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Balder Bull!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Coker moves away from the strike by Bull.
Coker misses with a low kick.
Coker on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Coker throws a nice inside leg kick.
A jab from Coker finds it's way through Bull's defenses.
Coker on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bull is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Coker.
Coker swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Coker throws a sloppy head kick and Bull moves out of range easily.
Bull takes a swing at Coker's ribcage but misses.
Coker cracks the inside of Bull's front leg.
Coker lands a nice shot that snaps Bull's head back.
Coker definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Coker drops Bull with a huge uppercut! Bull drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Coker is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Akeen Coker!
Our winner, Akeen Coker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.