PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BRYAN RED EYES (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, gutterballs. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lebowski
vs
RED EYES

199 cm
22
190 lbs
1 - 10 - 0

190 cm
22
206 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, BRYAN RED EYES!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Franklyn Lucas and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by RED EYES or perhaps it was just good defense by Lebowski which made him look bad.
Lebowski looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
RED EYES shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Lebowski as he avoids it easily.
RED EYES misses with a takedown attempt - Lebowski sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Jeffrey Lebowski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of BRYAN RED EYES.
Lebowski will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lebowski misses with a takedown

and RED EYES counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

Lebowski looking for subs off his back but RED EYES has passed one foot through into half guard.
Lebowski really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Lebowski keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

RED EYES seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Lebowski is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). BRYAN RED EYES!