PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Total Badass (ranked 4474 p4p, 195 weight class) and Colin Kaepernick (ranked 2262 p4p, 44 weight class). Total Badass had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Badass
vs
Kaepernick

215 cm
18
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

182 cm
20
230 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Organic Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Total Badass!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Colin Kaepernick!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Daniel Blasius and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Badass goes for a double leg but Kaepernick avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Kaepernick continues to drive forward.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Badass's face.

It looks like Total Badass has been cut.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Badass lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Badass is breathing heavily.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
Kaepernick's coach down at Captain Turturro`s Pirate Ship was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Kaepernick's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body.
Kaepernick working Badass over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
We've been hearing reports that Badass has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Badass's face.
Kaepernick landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Badass is rocked!
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Oh Badass is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Badass seems to have got his legs back now.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick working Badass over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick scores with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Badass in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick scores with a knee to the head.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Kaepernick.
Kaepernick landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kaepernick putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Badass in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the body.
Kaepernick landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Kaepernick scores with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the body.
Kaepernick is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick scores a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Colin Kaepernick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Total Badass's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Kaepernick closes the distance and clinches.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Badass takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Badass's face.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Badass takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Badass lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kaepernick working Badass over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Badass's face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kaepernick is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the body.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Colin Kaepernick seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
Kaepernick is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Badass is trying to drag Kaepernick to the mat but Kaepernick just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
Kaepernick scores with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
Badass takes a knee right on the jaw!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Badass goes for a takedown attempt but Kaepernick pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Total Badass. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kaepernick gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Kaepernick is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Badass lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Kaepernick with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Colin Kaepernick showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Total Badass's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Kaepernick has closed the distance and engaged Badass in a clinch.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick working Badass over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick working Badass over with knees to the body.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Badass lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Badass takes a knee to the side of the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kaepernick with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kaepernick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Badass's face.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Kaepernick lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Kaepernick connects with a nasty looking knee right to Badass's face.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Kaepernick.
Kaepernick landing knees to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kaepernick putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Badass in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kaepernick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Badass takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Colin Kaepernick is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Badass drops down looking for an ankle pick but Kaepernick pulls his leg out and moves away.

Kaepernick moves into the clinch.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Badass drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Kaepernick gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Kaepernick connects with a knee to the head.
Kaepernick gets underhooks to prevent Badass's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Total Badass. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Badass is looking for a takedown.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Kaepernick obliges.
Kaepernick lands a nice knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick unloads a knee to the mid-section. Badass lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A knee to the head by Kaepernick.
Kaepernick crunches a lovely knee into Badass's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Badass is looking for a takedown.
Kaepernick lands a good knee to the midsection. Badass won't want to take too many of those.
Kaepernick is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Total Badass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Badass tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kaepernick blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Colin Kaepernick comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Kaepernick has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 24:30
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 24:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Colin Kaepernick!
Colin Kaepernick is the new super heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Colin Kaepernick misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.