PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Elmer Fudd (ranked 628 p4p, 91 weight class) and Tim Pierno (ranked 1324 p4p, 167 weight class). Fudd comes to the cage accompanied by Blue On Black. Pierno has chosen Sick Puppies - You're Going Down as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Fudd
vs
Pierno

179 cm
35
177 lbs
20 - 10 - 0

180 cm
38
175 lbs
37 - 26 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elmer Fudd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 26 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tim Pierno!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fudd fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Fudd loads up on a big right hand but Pierno slips the punch.
Fudd misses with a hook.
Fudd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Pierno throws a nice looking combination but Fudd bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Pierno takes a jab right on the kisser.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Fudd.
Fudd throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pierno counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Pierno walks into a jab.
Pierno has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A combination from Pierno does no damage.
Fudd cracks the inside of Pierno's front leg.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fudd throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pierno counters with a one-two to the body.
Pierno moves out of range of the strikes.
Fudd cracks Pierno with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pierno throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pierno moves in looking to clinch but Fudd pushes him off.
Fudd connects with a crisp jab.
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pierno.
Pierno slips a straight right by Fudd.
Pierno let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pierno moves away from the strike by Fudd.
Fudd looks to throw the jab but Pierno is out of range.
Fudd dips to his left and cracks Pierno with an uppercut!
Fudd lands a nice shot that snaps Pierno's head back.
Pierno uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Fudd fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pierno looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pierno misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fudd.
Fudd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pierno.
Fudd scores with a nice strike.
Fudd cracks a nice hook into Pierno's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pierno loads up on a big right hand but Fudd slips the punch.
Fudd tries to land a body kick
and Pierno counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fudd fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Fudd throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pierno sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fudd scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Fudd is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Fudd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pierno takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fudd misses with an uppercut
and Pierno counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fudd throws a nice outside leg kick.
Elmer Fudd seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fudd connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Pierno's hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Fudd misses.
Fudd ducks under a wild hook from Pierno.
Pierno gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pierno throws a hook but Fudd avoids it easily.
Fudd has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Fudd lands a body shot.
Fudd lands with a right hand.
Fudd tries a low kick but Pierno avoids it.
Fudd scores with a jab to the jaw.
Pierno swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A jab from Fudd finds it's way through Pierno's defenses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pierno moves out of range as Fudd strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fudd is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pierno.
Fudd throws a shot from downtown. Pierno moves away and avoids it.
Pierno blocks a jab.
Pierno wants to counter the offense by Fudd and move into the clinch position.
Fudd throws a front kick aimed at Pierno's knee but Pierno avoids it well.
Fudd misses with a left hand
and Pierno cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pierno.
Pierno staying out of range there.
Fudd connects with a body shot.
Fudd misses with a straight left.
Pierno is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Fudd with a body shot.
Fudd scores with a hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fudd, right into the meat.
Fudd cracks Pierno with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Fudd pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Fudd sets himself, and Pierno steps forward looking for the clinch! Fudd avoids it this time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elmer Fudd dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Pierno slips under a jab from Fudd.
Fudd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pierno takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Elmer Fudd is winning the standup battle so far.
Pierno takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pierno ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pierno lands with a right hand.
Pierno takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Fudd throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Pierno to counter with a crisp jab.
Donk. Fudd catches Pierno right on the button with a cross.
Pierno takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Fudd pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fudd is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pierno can do to turn this around?
Fudd works over Pierno's head and body with a nice combination.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pierno scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Pierno might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Fudd has got the better of the exchanges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pierno on the side of the head.
Fudd showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pierno.
A big right from Fudd misses.
Fudd misses with a straight right.
Fudd misses with an attempted mid kick.
Fudd takes a swing at Pierno's ribcage but misses.
Fudd avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fudd throws a good cross that connects.
Fudd connects with a nice looking jab.
Pierno throws a body shot but no joy.
Pierno walks into a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pierno is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Fudd with a nice cross.
Fudd throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pierno.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fudd lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fudd looks to land a left hand but Pierno moved out of range nicely.
Pierno lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Fudd lands a nice hook to Pierno's body. Pierno takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fudd lands with a shot to the body.
Fudd scores with a nice right hand.
Fudd lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pierno takes a step back to recover.
Fudd moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pierno misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fudd looks to land a right hand but Pierno moved out of range.
Pierno drops his hands momentarily and Fudd takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fudd lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pierno circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice straight punches there by Fudd. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Fudd.
Pierno moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pierno ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
Pierno takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fudd cracks Pierno with an open hand slap.
Fudd misses with a left hand
and Pierno counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fudd.
Fudd thuds his right hand into Pierno's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fudd throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pierno staying out of range there.
Fudd throws a jab when Pierno was well out of range.
Fudd lands with a kick to the temple. Pierno shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Pierno defending well as Fudd loads up on a big left hand.
Fudd takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Fudd misses with a straight left.
Pierno tries to counter with a clinch but Fudd shakes him off and moves away.
Fudd throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Pierno to counter with a crisp jab.
Pierno takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fudd smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Fudd misses with a right hand
and Pierno makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Fudd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
No joy there for Pierno, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elmer Fudd dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Pierno clinches.

Fudd breaks from the clinch.
Fudd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Pierno drops his hands momentarily and Fudd takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fudd works Pierno's body with a nice hook.
Pierno takes one to the side of the head.
Fudd looks to land a body kick but Pierno moved away.
Pierno wants to counter with a clinch but Fudd pushes him away.
Fudd swings widly with a right hand
and Pierno cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pierno shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Fudd connects with a good right hand that stumbles Pierno. Pierno circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A slow jab from Fudd misses its intended target.
Pierno takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pierno has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fudd connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fudd connects with a solid leg kick.
Fudd misses with a wild body shot.
Pierno tries to counter by closing the distance.
Fudd throws a lazy right hand but Pierno sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A little jabbing left from Pierno on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Fudd buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Fudd misses with a right hand
and Pierno connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fudd connects with an inside leg kick.
A head kick misses from Fudd.
Pierno moves forwards but Fudd connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fudd throws a looping overhand right but Pierno ducks down to avoid it.
A punch lands to the side of Pierno 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fudd throws a shot from downtown. Pierno moves away and avoids it.
Tim Pierno has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fudd throws a right and a left that Pierno avoids nicely.
Pierno swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Fudd throws a shot from downtown. Pierno moves away and avoids it.
Pierno's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Fudd throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Pierno counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

Pierno gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Fudd's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Fudd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fudd swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pierno throws out a counter right but Fudd avoids it with no problem.
Fudd throws a lazy uppercut
and Pierno counters with a nice uppercut.
Fudd lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pierno with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fudd to score with a decent uppercut.
Pierno ducks right into an uppercut from Fudd.
Fudd throws a hook to the side of Pierno's head but Pierno sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A little jabbing left from Pierno on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pierno uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Fudd.
Nice uppercut there from Fudd.
Fudd misses with a straight right.
Pierno throws a counter combo.
The crowd cheers as Fudd lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pierno doesn't seem phased though.
Fudd connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fudd goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Pierno throws a right hand that Fudd ducks under and follows up with a left that Fudd also avoids with ease.
Fudd throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Pierno to counter with a crisp jab.
Fudd waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pierno.
Pierno is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
A punch lands to the side of Pierno 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fudd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pierno throws out a counter right but Fudd avoids it with no problem.
Pierno ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
Pierno tries to counter by closing the distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Pierno 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fudd throws a lazy uppercut
and Pierno counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fudd throws out a powerful jab.
Fudd digs a good hook to Pierno's body.
Fudd misses with a looping left.
Pierno ducks under a wild hook from Fudd.
A lazy left from Fudd finds it's target.
Fudd scores with a punch to the head.
Fudd's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pierno under the eye.
Fudd scores with a jab to the body.
Fudd swings widly with a right hand
enabling Pierno to counter with a crisp jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Elmer Fudd showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fudd, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Elmer Fudd!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Elmer Fudd made sure he mentioned Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.