PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chip Chocolate (ranked 3010 p4p, 133 weight class) and Higgs Boson (ranked 2670 p4p, 117 weight class). Chocolate's entrance music is Cookie Dance. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chocolate
vs
Boson

194 cm
33
270 lbs
18 - 19 - 0

205 cm
42
310 lbs
22 - 24 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chip Chocolate!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 24 - 1, fighting out of New York, Higgs Boson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chocolate scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

It looks like Higgs Boson has been cut.
Boson misses with a head kick.
Boson tries for a takedown but Chocolate circles away easily
and Chocolate counters with a nice uppercut.
Chocolate uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boson.
Boson tries to clinch there but Chocolate circles away.
Boson cracks the inside of Chocolate's front leg.
Chocolate dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Boson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Higgs Boson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Chocolate gets tackled into the cage by Boson. Boson maintains the clinch.
Chocolate stalling in the clinch.
Boson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Chocolate gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Boson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Chocolate has him pressed against the cage.
Chocolate managing to block the knees to the body from Boson.
Boson wants to take the fight to the mat but Chocolate manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Chip Chocolate has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Higgs Boson.
Chocolate scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Chocolate is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Chocolate backwards.
Chocolate goes for a takedown attempt but Boson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Boson with a lazy takedown attempt
and Chocolate counters with a straight right hand.
Boson misses with a head kick.

Boson closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Chocolate's guard.
Chocolate seems keen to control Boson's posture.
Boson sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Chocolate's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boson trying to pass the guard but Chocolate defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chocolate is staying active underneath Boson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Chocolate has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Boson is working away from the top position though.
Chocolate is positioning himself well to prevent Boson advancing to mount.
My spies in Touch Of Death Combat Academy inform me that Boson has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Chocolate is refusing to be controlled, as Boson sits in half guard.
Chocolate slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Boson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Chocolate pulls Boson in close to prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boson wants to pass the guard but Chocolate is keeping the position.
Chocolate is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Chocolate pulls Boson in to control the position.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Nice jab there from Boson.
Chocolate avoids the head kick by Boson.
Boson with a hook.
Boson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Chocolate.

Boson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Boson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chocolate backwards.
Boson prevents a takedown attempt there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Boson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Chocolate misses with a straight left.
Chocolate fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Boson on the side of the head.

That has opened up Higgs Boson's cut even more.
Some wild striking there from Boson.
Chocolate throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Boson on the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chocolate connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Chocolate checks a leg kick.

Boson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chocolate tries to stall but Boson uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Boson lands a right hand.
Chocolate digs a right hand into Boson's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Boson's gas tank.
Boson gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Chocolate.
Boson lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Higgs Boson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Higgs Boson's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Chocolate circles away from the clinch attempt.
Boson throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chocolate drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Boson moves out of range as Chocolate strikes.
Boson lands with a straight right. Chocolate didn't see that one coming.

It looks like Chip Chocolate has been cut.
Chocolate seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Boson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boson throws a half hearted mid kick.
A clash of legs there as Chocolate blocks the low kick.

Chocolate closes the distance and clinches.
Boson looking for a takedown.
Chocolate lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Boson.
Boson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boson misses with a punch on the inside.
Chocolate has a couple of punches blocked by Boson.
Chocolate has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Boson is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Chocolate lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, if Chocolate is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocolate throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Boson tries to get to full guard but Chocolate has control of the leg.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chocolate slips a nice elbow through Boson's hands, connecting with Boson's forehead.
Boson is controlling Chocolate's trapped leg to prevent Chocolate from advancing to side control.
Chocolate slips a nice elbow through Boson's hands, connecting with Boson's forehead.

Higgs Boson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Higgs Boson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chip Chocolate!
A less than humble Chip Chocolate misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
The defeated Higgs Boson had this to say: 'Thank you to all the fans here tonight, I love you all!'.