PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vince Neil (ranked 2137 p4p, 305 weight class) and David Wuzz (ranked 2075 p4p, 298 weight class). Neil's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wild Side. Vince Neil is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Neil
vs
Wuzz

182 cm
29
220 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

190 cm
41
212 lbs
28 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Vince Neil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, David Wuzz!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Neil tries to bum rush Wuzz with a series of wild strikes but Wuzz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Wuzz blocks a head kick by Neil.
Wuzz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Neil thumps Wuzz with a low kick.
Neil misses with a few strikes there.
Neil misses with a body kick.
Wuzz blocks a head kick by Neil.
Neil lands a jab to Wuzz's midsection.
Neil ducks under a wild hook from Wuzz.
Wuzz smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Wuzz jabs at Neil's body.
Neil tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wuzz takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Neil walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wuzz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Neil takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wuzz dips to his left and cracks Neil with an uppercut!
Wuzz slips a straight right by Neil.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neil on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wuzz lands a nice shot that snaps Neil's head back.
Neil connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Wuzz momentarily.
Vince Neil seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wuzz avoids a kick to the body.
Wuzz tries to clinch up
and Neil connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Neil gets caught napping as Wuzz dives in and scores a takedown. Neil manages to retain guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Wuzz is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Wuzz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Wuzz sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Wuzz stops Neil from standing up.
Wuzz wants to pass the guard but Neil is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Neil wants to sweep but no luck.
Neil wants to stand up but Wuzz is controlling him.
Wuzz engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Neil wants to get back to his feet but Wuzz is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wuzz has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Neil lands a lovely overhand right.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Wuzz moves into the clinch successfully.
Wuzz tries to work over Neil's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Wuzz blocks a body shot from Neil.
Neil struggles to land a body shot inside as Wuzz controls his hands.

Wuzz gets control of Neil's arms and successfully pulls guard. Wuzz will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Wuzz is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Neil wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Wuzz is looking to work his way around to Neil's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Wuzz takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Wuzz is looking to work his way around to Neil's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neil's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Wuzz wants to control the pace but Neil is squirming around nicely.
You get the feeling that Neil really doesn't like being in this position too much.

Wuzz working for a guillotine from mount but Neil is in no mood to give up.
Neil's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Wuzz controlling the pace for now.
Neil is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Wuzz controlling the pace for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neil wants to get back to his feet.
Wuzz pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
Wuzz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Neil is looking to escape.
Neil is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
Neil trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Wuzz controlling the pace for now.
Wuzz avoids the attempt from Neil to control.
Wuzz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Neil is looking to escape.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Wuzz dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Neil throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Wuzz.
Wuzz blocks a jab.
Neil throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Neil throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wuzz scores with a sloppy right hand. Neil should have avoided that one.
Neil pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Neil is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wuzz.
Wuzz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Neil.
Wuzz lands a right hook to the body.
Wuzz shoots in but Neil avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Neil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab lands there for Wuzz.
Wuzz tries to clinch but Neil is having none of it.
Neil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Neil scores with a head kick. Wuzz tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A looping hook to the body misses from Wuzz. Neil does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Wuzz misses the target.
Wuzz uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Wuzz is looking to clinch but Neil is avoiding it.
Neil thinks about countering with a body kick.
Vince Neil is winning the standup battle so far.
Neil misses with a left hand
and Wuzz counters with a stiff right hand.
Neil circles away from the clinch attempt.

Wuzz drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Wuzz trying to control but Neil is working from the bottom.
Neil is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Neil being controlled here, momentarily.
Neil wants to stand up but Wuzz is controlling him.
Wuzz wants to pass the guard but Neil is keeping the position.
Neil is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wuzz is controlling him.
Wuzz tries to free his leg and advance position but Neil is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz wants to control from the top but Neil keeps moving.
Wuzz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Wuzz controlling from the top position.
Wuzz wants to pass the guard but Neil is keeping the position.
Neil wants to stand but Wuzz is controlling the position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Neil manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Wuzz manages to get himself to full guard.

Wuzz working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Neil doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Neil manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wuzz looking to hit a scissor sweep but Neil is one step ahead there.

Wuzz working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Neil doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Neil manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Wuzz is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Neil gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Nice jab there from Neil.
Neil takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wuzz just misses with a punch to the body.
Neil with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wuzz to score with a decent uppercut.
Wuzz misses with a looping left.
Wuzz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Neil bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Wuzz's head backwards.
Neil throws a shot to the body.
Neil throws a head kick that misses.
Neil throws the kick towards the body but Wuzz avoids it.
Sloppy strikes from Wuzz. Those never looked like landing.
Wuzz throws a hook to the side of Neil's head but Neil sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Neil waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Wuzz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wuzz lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circling - Neil throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wuzz looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wuzz has a takedown stuffed.
Wuzz shoots in for a takedown but Neil shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Vince Neil has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of David Wuzz.
Neil throws a head kick but Wuzz moves out of range.
Neil scores with a head kick.
Wuzz avoids the head kick by Neil.
Neil lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Neil misses with a series of wild punches.
Wuzz steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Neil.
Wuzz's jab looks to have found its range, popping Neil under the eye.
Wuzz avoids the body shot from Neil.
Wuzz wants to counter with a clinch but Neil pushes him away.
Wuzz moves forwards but Neil connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vince Neil dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Neil throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Neil lands a head kick!
Wuzz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wuzz lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wuzz.
Neil throws a hook to the side of Wuzz's head but Wuzz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fighters circling - Neil throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wuzz scores with a crisp jab that stopped Neil in his tracks.
Neil ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Wuzz closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Neil did well to prevent Wuzz getting side control.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wuzz works his way into side control.
Neil tries to escape but Wuzz is in control.
Neil stops Wuzz from passing to mount.
Wuzz working away.
Wuzz just content to control the position.
Neil wants to control but Wuzz postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wuzz is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Neil has escaped the position, nice work there.

Wuzz tries for a kimura but Neil is defending well.
Neil is pushing Wuzz's head away, looking to escape. Wuzz manages to hold on to the position though.
Wuzz trying to control the action but Neil is working from the bottom.
Neil is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Wuzz has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Wuzz remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.

Wuzz wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Neil, who protects the arm well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Wuzz tries for a kimura but Neil is defending well.
Neil stops Wuzz from passing to mount.
Neil is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Wuzz has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Neil is trying to get back to half guard.

Neil throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Horrible takedown attempt by Wuzz or perhaps it was just good defense by Neil, which made it look bad.
Wuzz feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Neils jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neil swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wuzz jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Wuzz lands with a right hand.

Wuzz has closed the distance and engaged Neil in a clinch.

Neil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Neil misses with a straight left.
Neil swings for the body but Wuzz moves out of range.
Neil takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wuzz.
Nice uppercut lands for Wuzz. That snapped Neil's head back.
Wuzz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Wuzz punishes Neil's body with a nice straight punch.
Good exchange - Neil coming out on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A solid body kick from Neil.
Neil throws a hook but Wuzz avoids it easily.
Wuzz wants to counter with a clinch but Neil pushes him away.
Nice defenses there by Wuzz.
Neil misses with a few strikes there.
Wuzz throws a good cross that connects.
A punch lands to the side of Neil 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Wuzz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neil.
Neil scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Neil throws a body shot but no joy.
Wuzz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Neil.
A head kick misses from Neil.
Vince Neil is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Neil throws a big shot that misses.
Wuzz clobbers Neil with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wuzz tries to clinch up.
Neil defending well as Wuzz loads up on a big left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
David Wuzz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Wuzz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:29
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Wuzz!
Our winner, David Wuzz, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.