PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Abdufatto Zamanov (ranked 5770 p4p, 152 weight class) and Bishop Heahmund (ranked 6523 p4p, 176 weight class). Zamanov has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Bishop Heahmund has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Zamanov
vs
Heahmund

225 cm
18
300 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

193 cm
18
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Determined

Drunken Hobo Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Abdufatto Zamanov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bishop Heahmund!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Columbo Gatti and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Excellent takedown into side control there by Heahmund.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Heahmund is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Zamanov's shoulder. That is not cool.

Heahmund is working to tighten his grip on Zamanov's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Zamanov has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Heahmund is really squeezing tight and eventually Zamanov passes out! Heahmund breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Bishop Heahmund!
After the big win, Bishop Heahmund made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Drunken Hobo Fightwear and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.