PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between dumb ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

ass
vs
Fizzlebeef

175 cm
22
162 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

174 cm
24
160 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Powerful

The Red Eye

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, dumb ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roll Fizzlebeef!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
ass shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fizzlebeef as he avoids it easily.
Fizzlebeef connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
ass fails to land the takedown.
ass on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

ass drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Fizzlebeef wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
ass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Fizzlebeef on the ground.
ass throwing strikes but missing.
Fizzlebeef pulls ass in to control the position.
ass throws a big right hand that misses.
ass is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.

Fizzlebeef escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. ass gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fizzlebeef is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Fizzlebeef is on top in guard.

Fizzlebeef thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fizzlebeef drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fizzlebeef jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

ass has his foot on Fizzlebeef's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Fizzlebeef works his way back into a safe position though.
ass is breathing heavily.
Fizzlebeef trying to control the position from guard on top but ass is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Fizzlebeef scoring with punches to the head and body.
ass tries to strike from the bottom.
Fizzlebeef advances to half guard.
ass flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
ass is looking to improve his position.
ass has hold of Fizzlebeef's hands but Fizzlebeef slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Fizzlebeef frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Fizzlebeef dominating with strikes here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fizzlebeef raining down shots from the mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fizzlebeef controlling from the full mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Fizzlebeef scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish ass?

Fizzlebeef is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Fizzlebeef!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Roll Fizzlebeef!