PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Grinny Lopez (ranked 2988 p4p, 125 weight class) and Hijack Dabutt (ranked 412 p4p, 23 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Lopez
vs
Dabutt

200 cm
26
278 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

190 cm
26
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Grinny Lopez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hijack Dabutt!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Daniel Bishop and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dabutt ducks under a wild hook from Lopez.
Dabutt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lopez stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dabutt misses with a wild body shot.
It looked like Lopez wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hijack Dabutt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dabutt catches Lopez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Lopez ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lopez throwing a counter right hand but Dabutt manages to avoid it.
Dabutt throws a jab but it's blocked by Lopez.
Dabutt lands a jab to the nose.
Lopez displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dabutt throws out the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Lopez misses the target.
Lopez takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Lopez misses the jab.
Dabutt works Lopez's body with a nice hook.
Dabutt catches Lopez with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lopez ducks under a wild hook from Dabutt.
Dabutt misses with a hook to the body
and Lopez counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dabutt lands a nice looking body shot.
Lopez is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dabutt cracks Lopez with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dabutt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Lopez to stand back up!
Dabutt scores with a hook to the body. Lopez takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dabutt flashes Lopez a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Lopez's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Lopez crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Dabutt punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hijack Dabutt!
A victorious Hijack Dabutt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.