PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Orc Mismash (ranked 2836 p4p, 119 weight class) and Sir Reginald Beefcake (ranked 2135 p4p, 87 weight class). Mismash comes to the cage accompanied by Level 90 Elite Tauren Chieftain - Power of the Horde. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sir Reginald Beefcake was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Mismash
vs
Reginald Beefcake

225 cm
23
310 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

195 cm
21
270 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Orc Mismash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sir Reginald Beefcake!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Reed Andrews and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mismash will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Beefcake looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sloppy strikes from Mismash. Those never looked like landing.
It seemed like Beefcake was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Mismash feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Beefcake crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Orc Mismash!
As Orc Mismash got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: ME SMASH!'.