PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trainer Box (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and dsgfs fdgdf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Box
vs
fdgdf

200 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Trainer Box!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, dsgfs fdgdf!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from fdgdf does no damage.
Box could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Box throws a one two combo.

It looks like dsgfs fdgdf has been cut.
fdgdf misses with a double jab
and Box makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
fdgdf looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Box has fdgdf up against the cage in a clinch.
A short uppercut from Box.
A nice left hand lands by Box.

Box lands a big right hand that sends fdgdf to the canvas! This could be the beginning of the end for fdgdf!

fdgdf is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Still in half guard, Box seems content to control.
fdgdf is still in real trouble! Can Box finish him?
fdgdf seems to have recovered his senses.
fdgdf is in trouble now - Box has advanced to mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Box controlling from mount.
fdgdf is trying to escape the mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Box content just to control the position here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Trainer Box just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Box with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Trainer Box is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
fdgdf throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Box counters with a left to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Box scores with a crisp jab that stopped fdgdf in his tracks.
fdgdf gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Box counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Box.
Box lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Box breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Box scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Box throws a nice looking combination but fdgdf bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Box fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Box clinches with his opponent.
Box lands an uppercut.
Box lands a shoulder strike.

Box breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Box, as that shot connected.
Box connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A jab from Box finds it's way through fdgdf's defenses.
Box steps into range and cracks fdgdf with a monster punch that buckles his knees! fdgdf flops backwards and Box dives into his guard looking to finish!

fdgdf is rocked!
fdgdf keeping full guard, as Box tries to pass.
fdgdf trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Box knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for fdgdf on the ground.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Box controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Box stops fdgdf from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trainer Box dominated that round.
The cut man is working on dsgfs fdgdf's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Box's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

Box escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
fdgdf loads up on a big right hand but Box slips the punch.
fdgdf missing with a left hand there. Box was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
fdgdf lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Box lands with an overhand left.
Box throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
fdgdf misses the body punch
and Box counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Box lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Box clinches up against the cage.
fdgdf is looking to break free of the clinch but Box has double underhooks.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Box breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A jab-cross combination lands for Box and sends fdgdf crashing to the mat! Box follows him down to the mat - fdgdf regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!
fdgdf is still in real trouble! Can Box finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Box with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
fdgdf seems to have recovered his senses.
Box moves into side control, avoiding the strikes from fdgdf.
Box slips into full mount, dodging the strikes by fdgdf.
fdgdf keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
fdgdf is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
fdgdf is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
Box sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
fdgdf is wriggling around trying to escape.
fdgdf is trying to get to the cage to help him get back to his feet.
fdgdf tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Box controlling the pace for now.
fdgdf punching to the body and holding on for dear life.
Box avoids the attempt from fdgdf to control.
Box is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that fdgdf can do to turn this around?
fdgdf is in all sorts of trouble here.
Box tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
fdgdf keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Box tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
fdgdf wants to hold on but Box pushes him away.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
fdgdf is in all sorts of trouble here.
fdgdf wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Trainer Box dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on dsgfs fdgdf's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

fdgdf walks into a stiff left hand from Box.
fdgdf misses with a double jab
and Box counters with a left to the body.

Box has taken the fight to the clinch.
Box lands a left hand.

Box breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
dsgfs fdgdf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
fdgdf waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Box.
fdgdf takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Box lands a jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Box clinches with his opponent.
A nice left hand lands by Box.
fdgdf is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Box effectively controlling the action here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Box for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Box scores with an uppercut up the middle.
fdgdf looking to slow down the pace here.
Box lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Box takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Box breaks the clinch.

Box fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with fdgdf, pushing him back against the cage.
Box stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Box stops a takedown attempt from fdgdf.
fdgdf misses with a hook to the ribs.
Box manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Box breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
fdgdf throws an overhand right that lands on Box's shoulder, as Box tries to avoid the shot.
Box cracks fdgdf with a good jab.
dsgfs fdgdf has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
fdgdf misses with a combination
and Box counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
fdgdf takes one on the button.
fdgdf swings away with a body shot that misses
and Box counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
fdgdf throws a combination that misses
and Box counters with a lovely shot to the body.
fdgdf misses with a takedown attempt
and Box counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Box fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Trainer Box is winning the standup battle so far.

Box gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Box breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
fdgdf throws a nice looking combination but Box bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Box tries to close the distance and clinch but fdgdf swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Box tries to close the distance and clinch up but fdgdf swats him away and circles back towards the center.
fdgdf avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
fdgdf swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Box counters with a stiff right hand.

Box fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with fdgdf, pushing him back against the cage.
Box lands a right hand.
fdgdf is trying to break free.
Box makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Box dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
fdgdf can't break the clinch.
fdgdf wants to break free but Box has control.
A hook to the body from Box.

Box breaks the clinch.
fdgdf with a poor takedown
and Box counters with a series of strikes. fdgdf will be more careful next time no doubt.
Trainer Box has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of dsgfs fdgdf.
fdgdf is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Box.
Box doesn't manage to clinch there - fdgdf circles away.

Box closes the distance and clinches.

fdgdf breaks from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
fdgdf jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Box throws a predictable looking body shot
letting fdgdf counter with a right hand.
Box slips a jab and a cross from fdgdf.
Box with a jab.
Box is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Box connects with a looping right hand.
fdgdf throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Box counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Box tries to clinch there but fdgdf circles away.

Box moves into range and clinches up with fdgdf.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch on the inside from fdgdf fails to land.
Box lands on the inside with an uppercut.
fdgdf has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Box stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Trainer Box is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
fdgdf swings wildly with an uppercut but Box uses good head movement to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Trainer Box showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Box has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:25
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Trainer Box!