PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Collin Bullock (ranked 5399 p4p, 0 weight class) and Betty Balloon (ranked 5311 p4p, 0 weight class). Betty Balloon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Bullock
vs
Balloon

219 cm
18
177 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

168 cm
18
175 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Collin Bullock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Betty Balloon!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Ben Watson and John Mangel.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balloon misses with a wild combination.
It looked like Bullock was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Bullock darts in looking for a takedown but Balloon gets double underhooks and turns Bullock into the cage.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Bullock is defended easily by Balloon.
Balloon thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Balloon moves into the clinch successfully.
Balloon wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bullock has him pressed against the cage.

Bullock breaks from the clinch.
Balloon connects with a body shot that sends Bullock's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Balloon throws a right and a left that both miss.
Balloon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Bullock gets tackled into the cage by Balloon. Balloon maintains the clinch.
Bullock keeps control of Balloon as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Balloon wants to get back to striking at distance but Bullock won't allow it.

Bullock manages to break the clinch.
Balloon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bullock jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Balloon has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Bullock is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Balloon should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Balloon swinging wildly here.
Bullock throws a big counter combination but Balloon scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bullock avoids a punch combination nicely.

Balloon has managed to clinch.
Balloon scores with a hook to the body.
A shot in the inside from Balloon.
Balloon is looking to break free of the clinch but Bullock has double underhooks.
Balloon is looking to break free of the clinch but Bullock has double underhooks.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Balloon takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Balloon scores with a shot to the side of Bullock's head.
Balloon has had enough of the clinch but Bullock keeps him there for the moment.

Bullock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Balloon rushes Bullock and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Bullock breaks from the clinch.
Balloon throws a nice looking combination but Bullock bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bullock shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Collin Bullock. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Balloon lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bullock backs up against the cage.
Balloon just misses with a punch to the body.
Balloon misses with a series of wild punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Bullock tries to keep at a distance but Balloon has taken the fight into the clinch.

Bullock jumps guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Balloon would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Bullock looking for a sweep. Not yet Bullock, not yet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Balloon has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Bullock is proving hard to escape from.
Bullock trying to keep a closed guard but Balloon is proving a slippery customer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Betty Balloon dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Balloon throws a series of punches but Bullock moves out of range.

Balloon rushes Bullock and presses him up against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Bullock throws an elbow but misses.

Balloon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Balloon plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Bullock to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Bullock just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Betty Balloon!