PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between David Hasselhoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny McCormick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCormick has chosen You Better Get Ready To Die as his entrance music. Kenny McCormick is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Hasselhoff
vs
McCormick

225 cm
20
130 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
19
146 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Poweful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Demonic Drugs (New 155 product on Jan 4th)
Demonic Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Hasselhoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kenny McCormick!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McCormick shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
McCormick moves into full mount! Hasselhoff won't be happy about that!
McCormick is dominating on the ground here - he's now on his opponent's back, looking to sink in the hooks. Hasselhoff is in real trouble.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hasselhoff looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Hasselhoff really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Hasselhoff defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Hasselhoff is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.

McCormick working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hasselhoff tries to break free.

McCormick looking to break Hasselhoff's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Hasselhoff remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise McCormick will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCormick punches the canvas rather than the man.

McCormick patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
McCormick looks gassed!
Hasselhoff wants to escape the position.

Hasselhoff fending off the submission attempt from McCormick.

Hasselhoff defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Hasselhoff rolls, trying to escape but McCormick keeps control of the position.

Hasselhoff is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if McCormick gets his way!
Hasselhoff is trying to stand back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hasselhoff fending off the submission attempt from McCormick.
Hasselhoff trying to control the hands but McCormick won't let him.
McCormick is hanging on to Hasselhoff's back as he tries to escape.

McCormick working for a choke but Hasselhoff is defending well.
Hasselhoff tries to escape but McCormick has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Hasselhoff knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for McCormick on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McCormick is persistently looking for the submission but Hasselhoff is defending it well.
McCormick keeps control of the position as Hasselhoff tries to break free.
Hasselhoff just trying to survive but McCormick is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Hasselhoff tries to roll but McCormick sticks to his back.

Hasselhoff defending nicely against the rear naked choke attempt.
Hasselhoff wants to escape the position.

McCormick is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hasselhoff defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

McCormick patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?

That's four minutes gone in the round.

McCormick working for the choke.

McCormick looking for the RNC.
Hasselhoff is trying to stand back up.

McCormick tightening his grip on Hasselhoff, looking for the choke.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hasselhoff wants to escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kenny McCormick dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hasselhoff tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Some wild striking there from Hasselhoff.
Hasselhoff throws a body punch but McCormick moves out of range.
Hasselhoff misses with an uppercut. McCormick saw that one coming.

McCormick gets a takedown into half guard.
Kenny McCormick has got the better of the ground game so far.

McCormick is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Hasselhoff blocking the ground and pound attempt from McCormick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasselhoff is trying to stand up here but McCormick is controlling him well.
McCormick slips a nice elbow through Hasselhoff's hands, connecting with Hasselhoff's forehead.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hasselhoff is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

McCormick has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Hasselhoff defend it? McCormick steps over the head and cranks it - Hasselhoff is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for McCormick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Kenny McCormick!