PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Culver Crimson (ranked 2144 p4p, 212 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 808 p4p, 84 weight class). Tiddlywinks has chosen The Seinfeld Intro as his entrance music. Roger Tiddlywinks told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Crimson
vs
Tiddlywinks

191 cm
35
244 lbs
24 - 22 - 0

197 cm
32
265 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Culver Crimson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, David Schapiro and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crimson closes the distance and clinches.
Crimson tries to work over Tiddlywinks's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tiddlywinks's coach down at Roosters Coop was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Tiddlywinks's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Crimson misses with a body punch.
Tiddlywinks doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Crimson throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks has had enough of the clinch but Crimson keeps him there for the moment.
Crimson scores with a shot to the side of Tiddlywinks's head.
Crimson tries to land a knee to the head but Tiddlywinks blocks with his arms.
Crimson tries a body shot but Tiddlywinks blocks it.
Crimson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tiddlywinks taking a breather.
Tiddlywinks blocks a body shot from Crimson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crimson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crimson has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Crimson throws a head punch that misses.
Crimson misses with a punch on the inside.
Tiddlywinks has had enough of the clinch but Crimson keeps him there for the moment.
Crimson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crimson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Crimson misses with the head strike.
Crimson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Crimson misses with a short punch on the inside.

Tiddlywinks breaks the clinch.
Crimson tries to clinch there but Tiddlywinks circles away.

Crimson drives through and clinches with Tiddlywinks against the cage.
Crimson lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tiddlywinks or not.
Crimson has a couple of punches blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Crimson has a couple of punches blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Crimson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Crimson misses with the head strike.
Crimson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crimson throws a punch but it's blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Crimson misses with some punches.
Crimson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tiddlywinks blocks it with crossed arms.
Crimson has a couple of punches blocked by Tiddlywinks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crimson misses with some punches.
Crimson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tiddlywinks's elbow.
Crimson misses with a hook from the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crimson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Still in the clinch, Crimson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Crimson swings wildly with an uppercut but Tiddlywinks uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Crimson swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Tiddlywinks breaks from the clinch.
Tiddlywinks feints and then cracks Crimson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Crimson down.
Crimson wants to clinch.

Tiddlywinks tries to keep at a distance but Crimson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Crimson misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crimson tries to throw a body punch but Tiddlywinks avoids it by throwing Crimson back against the cage.
Good body shot from Crimson.
Tiddlywinks blocking some punches.

Tiddlywinks's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tiddlywinks lands with a thumping leg kick.
Culver Crimson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Crimson gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Crimson throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tiddlywinkss head.
Crimson throws a head punch that misses.
Nice body punch from Tiddlywinks.
Crimson lands a hook to the side of the head.

Tiddlywinks breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Crimson avoids them all with ease.
Tiddlywinks waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Crimson.
Tiddlywinks tries a low kick but Crimson avoids it.
Crimson throws a head kick that misses.
Crimson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tiddlywinks lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Culver Crimson has been cut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crimson thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tiddlywinks if he has to take too many more of those.
Tiddlywinks lands a nice looking body kick.
Tiddlywinks with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Crimson is breathing heavily.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks lands with an uppercut that bounces Crimson off the cage and back into range.
Crimson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tiddlywinks throws a nice outside leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Tiddlywinks.

Crimson clinches with his opponent.
Tiddlywinks misses with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Tiddlywinks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crimson.
Tiddlywinks blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Crimson misses with a body punch.
Crimson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Crimson has a couple of punches blocked by Tiddlywinks.
Crimson with an attempt at a knee that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Culver Crimson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Culver Crimson's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Tiddlywinks misses with a body shot.
Tiddlywinks scores with a head kick. Crimson tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Crimson ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Tiddlywinks cracks the inside of Crimson's front leg.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Crimson sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

Tiddlywinks lands a big head kick that sends Crimson tumbling to the mat! Tiddlywinks takes a step backwards and waves Crimson back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiddlywinks circles away from the clinch attempt.

Tiddlywinks feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Crimson sprawling to the canvas! Crimson rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Tiddlywinks finish him?!

Crimson is rocked!
Tiddlywinks goes for a small jab and connects. Now Tiddlywinks goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Crimson stumbles back but Tiddlywinks runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Crimson to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Crimson will ever be the same after a knockout like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Roger Tiddlywinks!
A victorious Roger Tiddlywinks thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.