PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brad Lansar (ranked 110 p4p, 5 weight class) and Mush Mouth (ranked 80 p4p, 4 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Lansar
vs
Mouth

198 cm
27
276 lbs
17 - 4 - 1

191 cm
32
270 lbs
19 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Bee Krazy

MMA Hype

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brad Lansar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mush Mouth!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, William Gold and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mouth throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lansar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lansar staying out of range there.
Mouth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Mouth scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Lansar on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Lansar tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Mouth wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lansar wants to control but Mouth postures up.
Mouth working the ground and pound.
Check out the look on Mouth's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Lansar tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mouth scoring with punches from side control.
Lansar is looking for a sweep.
Mouth is working Lansar over with some ground and pound from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mouth lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lansar takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Lansar is trying to control Mouth's posture but Mouth avoids it.
Mouth cracks Lansar with a big elbow.
Mouth lands a big elbow and you can see that really hurt Lansar! Mouth senses the opportunity and scores with more strikes - he's put Lansar out! The ref tackles him out of the way to prevent him landing more strikes - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mush Mouth!
Mush Mouth spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.