PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 15243 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brady Burns (ranked 5450 p4p, 387 weight class). Falwell's entrance music is Don't Stop Believing. A fine choice. Burns is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pápai Joci - Origo. Yahweh Falwell looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Falwell
vs
Burns

171 cm
43
136 lbs
2 - 95 - 0

169 cm
36
147 lbs
19 - 15 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 95 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Brady Burns!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Burns counters with a stiff right hand.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Burns connects with a body shot that sends Falwell's belly button to the back.
Burns moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Burns stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Falwell ducks right into an uppercut from Burns.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses
and Burns counters with a leg kick.
Burns lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Burns.
Burns throws a nice head kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Falwell tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Burns lands a big head kick that sends Falwell to the canvas! Burns follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brady Burns!
A relieved looking Brady Burns thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.