PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Connie Parks (ranked 24359 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glabadamadahadashabadov Guy (ranked 5533 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Parks
vs
Guy

186 cm
19
278 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

225 cm
25
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Connie Parks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Glabadamadahadashabadov Guy!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Danga de danga de dang - Parks scores with a four punch combination!
Sloppy strikes from Guy. Those never looked like landing.
Parks is looking to counter the offense by Guy and move into the clinch.
Parks takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Guy shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Parks is looking to control Guy's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Parks avoid being mounted?
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parks is trying to stand back up but Guy is controlling him
Guy not doing much here.
Parks could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Guy not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parks wants to control but Guy is keeping busy.
Guy lands with a punch from half guard.

It looks like Connie Parks has been cut.
Guy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Parks's head.
Parks is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Guy scores with a couple of nice shots.
Guy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ground and pound from Guy.

Connie Parks's cut is getting worse.
Parks avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Guy.
Well, if Guy is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Guy lands with a punch from half guard.

Connie Parks's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Connie Parks's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Glabadamadahadashabadov Guy!