PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Will Brawler V (ranked 7282 p4p, 593 weight class) and Jammy Ouchieface (ranked 5246 p4p, 498 weight class). Ouchieface comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Roses Really Smell Like Poopoo kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Jammy Ouchieface acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Brawler V
vs
Ouchieface

198 cm
19
188 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
20
185 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Will Brawler V!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jammy Ouchieface!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Dmitry Maklakov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brawler V throws a combination that misses

and Ouchieface counters by clinching up.
Ouchieface drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Brawler V's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Brawler V connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brawler V fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Ouchieface.
Ouchieface tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Brawler V lands with a thumping leg kick.

Ouchieface has closed the distance and engaged Brawler V in a clinch.
Ouchieface prevents a body shot from Brawler V.
Our sources have told us that Brawler V has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Brawler V really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ouchieface jumps guard and drags Brawler V to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Ouchieface isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Brawler V stacks Ouchieface on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Brawler V!
Ouchieface gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Brawler V wants to stand but Ouchieface has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.

Ouchieface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Ouchieface moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ouchieface had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Brawler V defends it easily.

Brawler V avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Ouchieface is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Brawler V is aware though and is defending well.
Brawler V would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

Ouchieface looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Brawler V has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ouchieface is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brawler V has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Ouchieface is proving hard to escape from.

Ouchieface working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Brawler V doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Brawler V manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Brawler V stands up from Ouchieface's guard - Brawler V perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brawler V throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ouchieface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brawler V can pounce on him.
Brawler V feints and then cracks Ouchieface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ouchieface down.
Ouchieface has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Brawler V buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Brawler V looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Ouchieface looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Brawler V!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brawler V is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Ouchieface is controlling him well.
Ouchieface working the ground and pound but Brawler V is defending the strikes.
Brawler V is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Ouchieface has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Brawler V knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Ouchieface on the ground.

Ouchieface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brawler V, who protects the arm well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jammy Ouchieface will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ouchieface dives in and grabs Brawler V's left leg, looking for a takedown. Brawler V pushes down on Ouchieface's head and hops out.
Ouchieface takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ouchieface tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Brawler V swivels and escapes.
Brawler V keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Will Brawler V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jammy Ouchieface.
Brawler V tries to bum rush Ouchieface with a series of wild strikes but Ouchieface uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Will Brawler V is winning the standup battle so far.
Ouchieface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brawler V can pounce on him.
Brawler V misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brawler V rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ouchieface moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ouchieface looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Brawler V keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brawler V connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Ouchieface.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Ouchieface is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Brawler V has escaped the position, nice work there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ouchieface thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

Ouchieface looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Ouchieface thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ouchieface trying to control the position but Brawler V is working away.

Ouchieface is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Brawler V is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Ouchieface trying to control the action but Brawler V is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ouchieface throwing strikes but Brawler V manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Ouchieface wants to control but Brawler V postures up.
Ouchieface is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Brawler V seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Ouchieface wants to control but Brawler V is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Brawler V escapes and gets back to his feet.
Ouchieface's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Brawler V tries to bum rush Ouchieface with a series of wild strikes but Ouchieface uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ouchieface wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouchieface fails with a takedown attempt.
As Ouchieface looks to move away, Brawler V throws a big counter combo but Ouchieface just gets out of the way.
Ouchieface chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Brawler V can pounce on him.

Ouchieface looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Ouchieface trying to control the position from guard on top but Brawler V is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Ouchieface might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Brawler V haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Brawler V is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Ouchieface is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Will Brawler V dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Brawler V lands a head kick!
A nice leg kick lands there from Brawler V.
Brawler V goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Brawler V feints and then cracks Ouchieface's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ouchieface down.
Brawler V with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Brawler V turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ouchieface shoots in looking for a takedown but Brawler V manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Ouchieface's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Brawler V throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ouchieface.
Will Brawler V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Ouchieface clinches.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A head punch on the inside from Brawler V fails to land.
Ouchieface jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Brawler V walks away with a smile on his face. Ouchieface gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Brawler V is looking to slow Ouchieface down with leg kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brawler V throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ouchieface shoots in but no luck this time.
Will Brawler V has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jammy Ouchieface.
Brawler V turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ouchieface closes this distance looking for a takedown but Brawler V circles away.
Brawler V throws a leg kick which misses Ouchieface's front leg but catches the back leg as Ouchieface tries to avoid it.
Ouchieface on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ouchieface tries to clinch up.
Brawler V steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ouchieface.
Ouchieface looks for a takedown but Brawler V sprawls well.
Ouchieface takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Brawler V scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Brawler V.
Brawler V lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ouchieface's sensitive parts.
Ouchieface shoots in for a double leg but Brawler V sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ouchieface changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Brawler V tries to avoid it but Ouchieface manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Brawler V to the ground. Brawler V escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Ouchieface is defended easily by Brawler V.
Ouchieface closes this distance looking for a takedown but Brawler V circles away.
Brawler V scores with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ouchieface shoots in for a takedown but Brawler V shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Brawler V is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ouchieface can do to turn this around?
Brawler V ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Brawler V moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Brawler V moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ouchieface stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brawler V.
Ouchieface tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Will Brawler V is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ouchieface shoots in for a takedown but Brawler V shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

Ouchieface shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Brawler V is trying to defend but Ouchieface finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Ouchieface is looking for a kimura but Brawler V is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Ouchieface to get the leverage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Brawler V kicks Ouchieface off and gets back to his feet.
Brawler V fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Ouchieface has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ouchieface wants to clinch up but Brawler V keeps it at a distance.

Ouchieface scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Ouchieface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brawler V, who protects the arm well.
Brawler V is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Sloppy strikes there by Ouchieface.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brawler V is pushing Ouchieface's head away, looking to escape. Ouchieface manages to hold on to the position though.

Ouchieface tries for a kimura but Brawler V is defending well.

Ouchieface wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Brawler V, who protects the arm well.
Brawler V is trying to buck Ouchieface off.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Ouchieface is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Brawler V is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

And that's the end of the fight!
Will Brawler V showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Brawler V has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 29:28
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Will Brawler V!
In defeat, Jammy Ouchieface stepped up to the mic, saying 'I vow to continue not showering until I win again. Also, I pooped a little while we were grappling. My opponent might want to take a shower. '.