PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Party Boy (ranked 3832 p4p, 0 weight class) and Two Piece Timmy (ranked 4811 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Boy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Party Boy. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Boy
vs
Piece Timmy

150 cm
18
130 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

176 cm
24
146 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Party Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Two Piece Timmy!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Timmy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boy.
A slow jab from Timmy misses its intended target.
Timmy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Timmy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Party Boy has been cut.
Timmy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Timmy misses with a series of wild punches.
Boy connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Timmy's hands.
Timmy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Boy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Boy moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Two Piece Timmy has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Timmy throws a looping overhand right but Boy ducks down to avoid it.
Timmy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boy.
Timmy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A big right from Boy misses.
Timmy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boy manages to avoid it.
Boy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Two Piece Timmy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Timmy was well out of range. Poor timing from Boy.
Timmy is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The fighters circling - Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Timmy moves away from the strike by Boy.
Timmy lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Timmy tries to bum rush Boy with a series of wild strikes but Boy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Timmy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Boy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Timmy misses the target.
Timmy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Boy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Boy tests Timmy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Timmy throws a hook but Boy blocks it.
A slow jab from Timmy misses its intended target.
A little feinted left hand from Boy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Timmy lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Boy circles away quickly and effectively.
Timmy takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Boy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Timmy was well out of range. Poor timing from Boy.
Boy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Boy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Timmy throws a lazy uppercut
and Boy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Boy misses with a series of wild punches.
Timmy changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Timmy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Timmy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nice jab there from Boy.
Boy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Timmy unleashes a big counter combination but Boy bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Timmy misses the shot to the body.
Timmy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Boy connects with the punch.
Sloppy strikes from Timmy. Those never looked like landing.
Boy connects with a body shot that sends Timmy's belly button to the back.
Timmy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boy blocks a jab.
Timmy fails to land with a series of punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Boy finds it's way round the side to connect with Timmy's head.
Left hook, right uppercut from Boy.
Timmy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Timmy with a hook.
Timmy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boy.
Timmy misses with a double jab
and Boy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Boy is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Timmy looks winded!
Timmy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Timmy takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Boy misses with a body shot.
A big right from Timmy misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Boy misses with the combination.
Boy throws a body punch but Timmy moves out of range.
Boy thuds his right hand into Timmy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy scores with a shot to the body.
Boy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Timmy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Boy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Timmy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Boy at a distance.
Timmy missing with a left hand there. Boy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Timmy throws a hook but Boy blocks it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Timmy. Boy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boy throws a right hand that Timmy ducks under and follows up with a left that Timmy also avoids with ease.
Timmy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Timmy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Timmy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Boy.
Timmy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Timmy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Boy looks to land a left hand but Timmy moved out of range nicely.
Timmy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Timmy loads up on a big right hand but Boy slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Party Boy dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Boy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Boy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boy moves out of range as Timmy strikes.
Timmy misses with an uppercut
and Boy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Boy throws a body shot but no joy.
Boy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Boy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Timmy.
Boy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Timmy misses with an uppercut
and Boy counters with a straight right hand.
Timmy walks into a left hand.
Boy throws a good cross that connects.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boy cracks Timmy with an open hand slap.
Timmy sizes up Boy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Boy ducks right into an uppercut from Timmy.

Boy is rocked!
Boy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Timmy can do to turn this around?
Boy avoids a punch combination nicely.
It looked like Boy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Timmy.
Oh Boy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timmy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Timmy throws a jab but it's blocked by Boy.
Boy seems to have got his legs back now.
Boy lands a jab to Timmy's midsection.
Timmy throws a poor cross that misses
and Boy counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Timmy is breathing heavily.
A combination from Boy does no damage.
Boy stuns Timmy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Timmy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Boy.
Timmy throws a combination that misses
and Boy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Boy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Boy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boy slips under a jab from Timmy.
Boy scores with a jab to the body.
Nice shot lands for Boy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Timmy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Boy sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Timmy throws a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Timmy eats them both and turns towards Boy to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A jab from Timmy misses.
Boy loads up on a big right hand but Timmy slips the punch.
Boy scores with a shot to the body.
Timmy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Boy manages to avoid it.
Party Boy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Boy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Boy misses with a hook.
A little jabbing left from Timmy on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Boy connects with a looping right hand.
Boy misses with a lunging right hand
letting Timmy counter with a right hand.
Timmy throws a hook to the side of Boy's head but Boy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Timmy drops Boy with a beautiful combination! Boy stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Timmy is looking for the KO!
Boy swinging wildly here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmy slips a straight right by Boy.
Timmy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Boy cracks Timmy with a good jab.
Boy ducks under a wild hook from Timmy.
Timmy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Timmy looks to score with a jab to the body but Boy is just out of range.
Timmy misses the jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Boy misses the target.
Boy cracks a nice hook into Timmy's ribs.
A jab from Boy finds it's way through Timmy's defenses.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Timmy might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Boy has got the better of the exchanges.
Timmy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Boy swings for the body but Timmy moves out of range.
Timmy lands the left hand.
Boy throws an overhand right that lands on Timmy's shoulder, as Timmy tries to avoid the shot.
Timmy's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Timmy duly obliges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Timmy misses with a hook. Boy ducked under it nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from Boy misses its target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timmy throws a combination. Boy tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Timmy throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Boy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Timmy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Timmy walks into a straight right hand from Boy.
The fighters circling - Boy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Boy throws a right and a left that Timmy avoids nicely.
Nice uppercut lands for Boy. That snapped Timmy's head back.
No joy there for Timmy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A big left from Boy misses.
Timmy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Boy.
Boy misses with a wild body shot.
Timmy throws an overhand right that lands on Boy's shoulder, as Boy tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A combination from Boy does no damage.
Timmy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Party Boy is winning the standup battle so far.
Timmy takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Party Boy dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Boy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Boy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Timmy doesn't seem bothered though.
Timmy misses with a jab to the body
and Boy counters with a left to the body.
Boy cracks a nice hook into Timmy's ribs.
Boy misses with a wild combination.
Timmy throws a jab when Boy was well out of range.
Timmy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Boy moves away.
Boy stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Timmy misses with a body shot.
Timmy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Timmy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Timmy throws a predictable looking body shot
and Boy counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Boy connects with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boy bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Timmy's head.
Boy takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Timmy throws a body shot but no joy.
Timmy takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Timmy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice shot lands for Boy.
Timmy misses with the combination.
Boy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Timmy throws a left and a right that both miss
and Boy counters with a two punch combo.
Boy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Timmy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boy.
Boy misses with a two punch combination.
Boy missing with a left hand there. Timmy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Timmy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sloppy strikes from Timmy. Those never looked like landing.
Boy sizes up Timmy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Boy takes a swing at Timmy's ribcage but misses.
Timmy is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Timmy works over Boy's head and body with a nice combination.
Boy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Timmy.
Timmy throws a looping overhand right but Boy ducks down to avoid it.
Boy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boy throws a right hand that Timmy ducks under and follows up with a left that Timmy also avoids with ease.
Boy lands with a nice body punch.
Timmy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Boy was well out of range. Poor timing from Timmy.
Jab by Boy.
Boy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Timmy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Timmy throws a counter combo.
Timmy ducks under a wild hook from Boy.
Boy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Timmy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Timmy swings widly with a right hand
and Boy counters with a stiff right hand.
Timmy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmy loads up on a big right hand but Boy slips the punch.
A little feinted left hand from Boy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Timmy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Timmy.
Timmy takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Timmy throws a jab but it's blocked by Boy.
A quick step to the side and Boy tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Timmy moves away.
Boy works over Timmy's head and body with a nice combination.
Timmy takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Boy lands with a cross.
Some wild striking there from Timmy.
Timmy misses with a lunging right hand
and Timmy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boy scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Timmy doesn't seem bothered though.
Boy lands a head shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Timmy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Timmy lands with an overhand left.
Boy cracks a nice hook into Timmy's ribs.
Boy slips a straight right by Timmy.
Boy throws a looping overhand right but Timmy ducks down to avoid it.
Boy takes a swing at Timmy's ribcage but misses.
Timmy moves out of range of the strikes.
Timmy tries to bum rush Boy with a series of wild strikes but Boy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Boy defending well as Timmy loads up on a big left hand.
Boy cracks Timmy with an open hand slap.
Boy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sloppy strikes from Timmy. Those never looked like landing.
Boy lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Some wild striking there from Timmy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Party Boy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Boy has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Party Boy!
Party Boy decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.